My liver skills in the military camp

Think about it, other people either change into casual clothes and go out, eating, drinking and resting are just trivial matters, and maybe they can meet a marriage by chance and solve a life-long matter.

Either rest comfortably in the room, catch up on your sleep, or relax and unwind, which is called a comfortable life.

Those who were punished had to practice hard on the training ground, sweating profusely from exhaustion. From time to time, some cheap fellow soldiers would come over and taunt them from a distance. Shake the happy water a few times in your hand, ask the person concerned if he wants to drink it, and call his adoptive father and he will give it to you!

That's an irritating thing!

No one can bear it!

If you are not afraid of your brothers having a hard time, you are afraid of your brothers driving a Land Rover!

This is also applicable in the army, especially among soldiers in the same batch!

I'm being trained, so you have to come over and accompany me, otherwise it's just a plastic comradeship!

Unless you help me work the night shift!

Helping on the evening guard can be said to be the highest way to express friendship in the army!

If anyone can help the other party by working the late shift unconditionally, then calling him "adopted father" is not excessive, and it may even be an advantage!

They are simply reborn parents!

However, there are basically no such kind people. Let alone helping on the night shift, even helping on the day shift, and exchanging a few bottles of Fat House Happy Water, it is very difficult!

Therefore, in this post, whoever is supposed to stand will stand. If you are in a bad post, you can only consider yourself unlucky.

Putting aside the difference in the way of guarding between mobile sentries and fixed sentries, generally speaking, how to judge whether a guard is good or not depends on the time of standing guard.

For example, day shift is better than evening shift, regular shift is better than lunch break shift, and physical fitness shift is better than training shift!

If you encounter a lot of people rushing to stand guard in the squadron, don't doubt it, it's either a physical fitness guard! Or a meeting post!

The meeting post is okay, most people are afraid that they will get sleepy and have to be cleaned up when the time comes, so they simply go out to enjoy the breeze and feel refreshed. Anyway, sooner or later, they have to stand at this post.

And this physical fitness post is amazing!

There is absolutely no objection to saying that he is the best post of all time!

The physical fitness post, as the name suggests, is the post where you stand during physical fitness time.

Think about it, everyone else in the squadron is sweating profusely and doing physical exercises, but you are watching happily from the sentry post.

Anyone who has experienced this feeling knows it, it’s called comfort!

Because this physical fitness post is so popular, many veterans and non-commissioned officers who want to fish have to rush to stand there!

Recruits with lower quality, even if they are assigned to the physical fitness post, will sometimes be scolded by the squad leader, "You have B quality and still want to be in the physical fitness post, go to the training!" Then other new veterans with good quality will be directly arranged to replace them. Post!

This resulted in many new recruits never standing on this post for a whole year!

It wasn't until I became a veteran that I was qualified to experience the taste of a physical fitness post.

However, at this time, my physical fitness has generally been developed, and I am not so anxious about training. Naturally, I don’t have that deep feeling about the comfort level of the physical fitness position.

If you want to fully appreciate the beauty of the physical fitness post, you have to stand there as a recruit! Otherwise you won’t be able to feel it!

These are all posts that are relatively comfortable to stand on, and at some of the posts, Liefeng would shake his head just looking at them.

Just like all the late shifts.

In the evening post, the most tortured and head-scratching ones are two to four.

As the name suggests, the so-called two to four means standing from two o'clock in the morning until four o'clock in the morning.

Look at this time period, how disgusting it is!

Turn off the lights at nine o'clock, do some pre-bed physical exercise, go to bed at nine-thirty, and fall asleep in a daze. It's almost nine forty-five by now.

Some people may wonder, can't I still sleep until two o'clock? Is it so uncomfortable?

Damn it, I slept until two o'clock!

Get up at two o'clock and prepare to go to pick up the guard. Do you want to see if the sentry on duty is scolded?

This is called procrastination, and it’s even more annoying than the teacher’s provocation in school!

Does it take time to get dressed? Does it take time to get out of the warm bed?

At about 1:45, the foreman will come and shake you awake, and you will have to get ready to take over.

At this time, I was fully prepared, so I only slept for four hours. In the summer, I went out to feed mosquitoes, and in the winter, I just went out to endure the cold. Don't miss two hours or a minute.

When I came back at four o'clock, I would either have my head covered in mosquito bites or my face would be red from the cold. Anyway, I would definitely not feel comfortable.

I take off my clothes and go to bed and put my shoes away. Sometimes I have to go to the toilet to smoke a cigarette or something. This is another ten minutes.

Okay, it's now 4:10, and I can finally get back in bed.

In just a few dozen minutes, I still have to get up!

Damn it, he needs to get out of bed and make the quilt!

How can a good person stand up to a guard station like this?

Otherwise, for any grassroots squadron, the lunch break would be extremely long, either two o'clock or one and a half o'clock.

He is really sleepy without a lunch break! I can fall asleep standing up!

Unfortunately, Cheng Yuanyi, one of the two senior members of Class 3, was assigned to the second to fourth position in Class 3 today.

When Cheng Yuanyi saw his name in the "2:00~4:00" column of the day in the sentry record book, his heart became gloomy!

I can't live this day!

Cheng Yuanyi directly started a self-rescue campaign, begging his grandfather to sue his grandmother, hoping to find someone to blame him. Oh no, good comrade, help him stand in such a position!

"Yaodong, I have a group of posts that are particularly challenging to me. Do you want to switch positions?"

"Old Ding, don't you like philosophy? Philosophy should be studied in the dead of night when no one is disturbing you!"

"I have a class of two to four posts here, do you think?"

Cheng Yuanyi searched for almost all the recruits in the third class. No matter what the relationship was, Cheng Yuanyi searched for them one by one!

What if a big mistake is made?

It's a pity that even if Cheng Yuanyi offered a high price for ten barrels of instant noodles in the end, no one in the third class of recruits was willing to be this big enemy.

Ten buckets of instant noodles, you want us to stand in the second to fourth class?

I bother! Thirty buckets of instant noodles are useless!

Cheng Yuanyi, who was forced to have no choice but to turn his attention to the last life-saving straw.

Among the three classes, he is the most popular, honest and helpful recruit.

Liang Xingxu.

"Xingxu, I have a favor, can you help me stand for a moment?"

Before Cheng Yuanyi could finish speaking, Captain Ye, who had rarely sat in the class for a while, couldn't stand it anymore and cursed angrily.

"Let's see what you can do! Is it that hard to stand on the second to fourth posts!"

"Besides, even if you can find someone to stand for you tonight, what will you do in the future? Is it possible to find someone every time?"

"You can't escape from these two to four posts. Just wait and go and stand guard!"

"yes!"

Seeing what Captain Ye had said, Cheng Yuanyi could only say yes with a bitter look on his face, feeling extremely desperate in his heart.

Liang Xingxu on the side saw this, swallowed his saliva, and swallowed back the "Okay" that had already reached his lips.

Cheng Yuanyi's sad mood lasted for a long time. He couldn't even eat well at night. All he could think about was "two to four, two to four". From time to time, he would say "two to four, two to four", looking like he was chattering. , when the other recruits saw this, they thought this kid was possessed.

Even after turning off the lights and going to bed at night, Cheng Yuanyi was still mumbling two to four in bed. Ye Fei was so angry that he threw his shoes on his bed. Cheng Yuanyi then calmed down and closed his eyes to sleep.

But in his state, it's strange that he can sleep at all!

Cheng Yuanyi felt that he had almost closed his eyes. The next second, the foreman came over to call for duty.

"Cheng Yuanyi, Cheng Yuanyi, wake up! Get up and stand guard!"

The tiny voice of the attendant, accompanied by a slight shaking, directly woke Cheng Yuanyi from his half-asleep and half-awake state.

"You are a veteran. I know it and get up right now."

Cheng Yuanyi raised his eyes and replied slowly, with a rather resentful tone.

When the foreman heard this, he couldn't help but shuddered and got goosebumps all over his body.

"Hurry up and get dressed, don't let me call you a second time."

After saying that, the foreman ran away, as if Cheng Yuanyi was some kind of extremely terrifying existence.

Mainly because it was late at night, Cheng Yuanyi spoke in this tone, which was indeed a bit perceptive.

With a sigh, Cheng Yuanyi got out of bed, put on clothes, shoes, hat and belt, completing the process in one go.

Even if he no longer wanted to stand on this post, Cheng Yuanyi still didn't dare to take the post.

Cheng Yuanyi took one last look at the warm quilt, then turned around and left resolutely.

Two to four, here I come!

As soon as he walked out of the building, the biting cold wind mixed with some snowflakes slapped Cheng Yuanyi hard on the face.

Being blown away like this, Cheng Yuanyi suddenly became energetic!

Han Zong, who was on duty, saw Cheng Yuanyi coming out. He laughed a few times and said, "Stand guard well!" He handed the steel gun in his hand to Cheng Yuanyi, took off his coat, and turned back to the dormitory.

A moment later, Han Zong came out of the building with his arms bulging and trotted away in the direction of the cooking class.

Cheng Yuanyi didn't even need to look to know that what Han Zong was hiding in his arms must be a bucket of instant noodles!

Otherwise, why would he go to the cooking class?

Damn it! This kid actually still has time to eat instant noodles!

If you want to talk about the fun of standing on the night guard, it may be to have a steaming bowl of instant noodles after being laid off, preferably with two braised eggs and a pack of crispy sausages.

After eating, my whole body was warm, and it was very comfortable to go back to sleep.

And now, Cheng Yuanyi has been deprived of even this last bit of fun!

It's four o'clock when I get laid off! Immediately I have to do morning exercises and run ten kilometers!

If Cheng Yuanyi dares to eat, his stomach will stop and he will vomit it out!

Seeing Han Zong running out of the cooking class refreshed and returning to the building to sleep, Cheng Yuanyi felt envious in his heart!

But envy is of no use. At most, it just makes you salivate more, and you have to continue to stand on this job.

The north wind is blowing stronger and stronger, and the snowflakes are getting bigger and bigger.

The foreman who was stationed with Cheng Yuanyi saw this and said, "Call me when it's time to call for duty." Then he hid in the guard building and took a nap.

As a new recruit, Cheng Yuanyi naturally did not receive such treatment. The most he could do was lean on the wall outside the sentry building and rest.

Anyone who has been on guard duty at night knows that you must not lean on the guard, let alone sit, as it is easy to fall asleep even while standing! Gotta keep moving!

Leaning on it, Cheng Yuanyi felt that his eyelids were getting heavier and heavier, his body was getting heavier, and he was gradually sliding under the wall.

Finally, Cheng Yuanyi sat down on the cold concrete floor, but he was so sleepy that he didn't notice it. Instead, he closed his eyes, held the gun, and fell asleep.

The two old and new sentries, two to four, one on the inside and one on the outside, just fell asleep in the cold wind.

If they had changed their posts at other times, they would not dare to take a nap. They would pinch their heads and pull their faces to cheer themselves up in order to cope with possible inspections.

But the time from two to four is really too hellish. Unless it is during the rectification period or an inspection is imminent, almost no chief officer will come out to check the posts during this time period.

But in everything, there are always exceptions.

In the building of the 11th detachment, Nie Haifeng, who looked sleepy, got up from the bed and went to the toilet.

After coming back, Nie Haifeng planned to continue sleeping, but for a man of his age, once he woke up in the early morning, it was really difficult to fall asleep again.

After tossing and turning for a long time, Nie Haifeng still couldn't fall asleep. Seeing that Xu Ming was still sleeping soundly next to him, Nie Haifeng simply rolled over and got up, preparing to find something to do to pass the time.

As for finding something, just check the post!

I've already woken up, and if I don't check Poggang, I'm almost sorry for my precious sleep time!

Nie Haifeng got dressed, put on his coat, and walked slowly outside the building.

As soon as he walked out of the building, Nie Haifeng's sharp eyes spotted an earthy figure leaning in front of the sentry building.

Seeing this, Nie Haifeng's anger suddenly rose.

Good guy, I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, so I got up and checked, and I found something unexpected?

Is this a soldier from that squadron? How dare you sleep while on guard? Or outside the sentry building?

Nie Haifeng strode forward and took a look at Cheng Yuanyi on the ground. He realized that he didn't recognize him, so he must be a new recruit from the company.

Suppressing his anger, Nie Haifeng stretched out his hand, preparing to pull the gun out of Cheng Yuanyi's arms.

But Cheng Yuanyi went to sleep, holding the gun in his arms so hard that he died!

He also put the gun belt inside his coat. If Nie Haifeng wanted to take the gun away, he would either cut the gun belt and try to draw the gun, or he would try his best to pull it out.

No matter which of these two methods is used, there is a high probability that Cheng Yuanyi will be awakened, and Nie Haifeng does not want this.

It wasn't that Nie Haifeng was in a good mood and loved his soldiers as his sons, but he also wanted Cheng Yuanyi to sleep a little longer.

But just letting Cheng Yuanyi wake up like this was too easy for him!

Nie Haifeng took a few more glances and found that the foreman was also in the sentry building, lying on the table, sleeping soundly.

Seeing this, Nie Haifeng snorted in his heart, took off his coat, and covered Cheng Yuanyi.

Sleep well and don't catch a cold!

After finishing the building, Nie Haifeng went straight back to the building. After confirming that the first squadron was responsible for the building gate tonight, he returned to the detachment headquarters and quietly waited for Wu Shiqi to come and apologize.

Why is Nie Haifeng so sure that Wu Shiqi will come to him soon?

Because the coat he was covering Cheng Yuanyi had two military ranks on it, two with four bars on it!

It's either his or Xu Ming's. Anyway, there can't be anyone else, so it's right to come to the detachment headquarters to collect the punishment.

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