My liver skills in the military camp

"Am I right? This is our country's aircraft carrier!"

"You read that right, it's our country's aircraft carrier [色] [色] [色]."

"Looking south to the King's Division for another year, the King's Division still has a few companies [dog heads] left."

Yanguo's aircraft carrier No. 001 made its debut on the Yanguo Internet, arousing great enthusiasm.

Almost all netizens who saw the New Year greeting video were having heated discussions surrounding the No. 001 aircraft carrier.

There are also some netizens who know military knowledge and noticed the large number of J-15s in the Air Force New Year greeting video.

"It seems that our country may really have our own aircraft carrier!"

"It is said that the J-15 is a carrier-based aircraft. It was still in the land-based testing stage two years ago, but there are actually so many of them!"

"As the saying goes, where there is a mother, there is an opportunity. There are so many carrier-based aircraft, can the aircraft carrier be far behind?"

I have to say that netizens this time are really thoughtful, and based on just a few clips, they inferred the news that the Yanguo aircraft carrier is about to be commissioned.

This comment was immediately liked and forwarded like crazy, and it went directly to the top of the hot search.

As a result, under the new hot search, the comments from various netizens gradually became strange!

"Ahem, let me announce that the name of the new aircraft carrier is Yanjing!"

"Fart! What does it have to do with you? You're not next to the sea!"

"If you ask me, it should be called Jinmen!"

As soon as this statement came out, before the netizens in Yanjing could refute, netizens from other inland provinces couldn't sit still and started to fight back fiercely!

"Why can we only name it after your coastal provinces?"

"What's the point! Don't you know that the Mongolian navy is the best in the world? Does it rely on the sea?"

"That's right, I'll vote for the Liaodong!"

For a time, netizens from coastal provinces and inland provinces started a fierce debate over how to name No. 001.

There are also some comments that deliberately distort the topic, such as "I want to ask weakly, what should I call the three eastern provinces? Is it Hei Ji Liao or Liao Ji Hei?"

But soon, a comment appeared, and in less than half an hour, it topped the list of trending searches!

“Comrades, why should we limit ourselves to place names?”

"Let me throw some light on it first. I think Pippi Shrimp is a good title!"

"Think about it, a title like Eastern Dragon is certainly cool."

"But there is no warship in the world that can bear the humiliation of being sunk by the Pipi Shrimp!"

"nobody!"

Hey, don’t say that!

This kind of statement, including this naming, may seem absurd at first glance.

In fact, if you think about it carefully, it makes quite a lot of sense!

"Fuck! Don't say it! Don't say it!"

"I agree, absolutely no one in this world can bear the shame of being sunk by Pipi Shrimp!"

What place names, what Oriental Dragon, how can it be as enjoyable as Pipi Xihao!

Seeing that this comment was getting more and more popular, the Navy's duty officer had no choice but to issue an urgent Weibo post.

[Our military has relevant regulations on the naming of naval submarines, which will be announced when new ships are handed over and commissioned]

Upon seeing this, many netizens commented directly on the Weibo post.

"Translate, don't think about the Pipi Shrimp!"

"Then the first name is something else, and the nickname is Pippi Shrimp, okay?"

This year's netizens are really outrageous, and some people are acting coquettishly under the official account!

However, no matter how much netizens made a fuss, the Navy’s official account did not make any further response.

The Navy expressed its rejection of the Pipi Shrimp with practical actions!

Netizens who received no response gradually stopped commenting, and the popularity of the topic quickly dropped.

This is the case with topics on the Internet. Popularity comes and goes quickly.

unless

New topics can appear!

"Isn't anyone paying attention to the Army?"

"The Navy has a new aircraft carrier, the Air Force has new aircraft, what does the Army have?"

"Army? The Army has new recruits called Dog Heads."

"The one upstairs, you said it was missing, the Army still has new shoes!"

When this netizen commented, he just wanted to be clever and make a joke.

Unexpectedly, as soon as this statement came out, many people immediately retorted fiercely!

"New shoes? Do you want to take a closer look at the New Year greeting video?"

"If you look at those black combat shoes, you can't even tell the original color!"

"And the soldier who paid New Year's greetings in the video, I see there is only one tie left on the hat!"

"Look at the soldiers of the navy and air force. They are all clean and tidy. They have new aircraft carriers and new aircraft. Oh my God!"

"Army soldiers, life is too hard!"

Someone has mentioned our army!

Almost instantly, netizens immediately watched the New Year greeting video again!

Sure enough, just as the comments said.

The soldiers of the Army, although from the video, it can be clearly seen that their morale is high and their momentum is strong.

But if you look closely, you will find that the soldiers of the Army are miserable!

Torn cotton hats and old clothes are nothing!

The most outrageous thing is that there are actually people repairing tanks during the filming of the New Year greeting video?

This is the Chinese New Year, and the soldiers of the army don’t even have a holiday?

Is training so hard?

Also, what's going on with this tank?

It's both welding and wrenching. Looking at this posture, it's no different from an overhaul, right?

Do you still have to rush to repair it during the Chinese New Year?

If it really doesn't work, why don't we scrap it for him?

Let's build another one?

What's more, they commented directly under the hot search.

"Looking at the new equipment of the navy and air force, I am very happy and proud. I am deeply proud that our country can have such a powerful and important weapon."

"But one thing I have to say is, it's time to pay attention to the soldiers of the Army!"

"On New Year's Day, Army soldiers are actually braving the cold to repair tanks!"

“Don’t forget to shoot a New Year greeting video for us!”

"What kind of spirit is this!"

"I propose that every smoker across the country buy a pack of cigarettes to speed up the tank. Oh no! Give the unit that shot the video a new tank!"

"agree!"

"Reconsideration!"

At this time, netizens who were familiar with military equipment immediately came out to popularize the information.

"What's in it, if I read it correctly"

"All the tanks that appear in the Army video seem to be Soviet-style T34s."

"This thing doesn't seem right, it's even older than my great-grandfather!"

"During World War II, this thing defeated the Hans Cat and the Foot Pot Chicken. It is truly a great achievement! It can also be regarded as the main tank!"

"It's just the main tank from decades ago."

"And the rest of the army's equipment seems to be old antiques."

"56 rush, 60 force, what the fuck? And 40 fire?"

"Shouldn't it be right? The veterans in Africa will shake their heads when they see these things. Our country's army is still using these equipment?"

As a result, as soon as this netizen finished his comment, his backstage news immediately exploded!

"You know nothing!"

"Diligence, frugality, and hard work have always been the fine traditions and consistent style of our Army!"

"That's right! Otherwise, where do you think the Air Force's planes and the Navy's aircraft carriers come from?"

"Aren't they all the soldiers of our army who save every bit of it!"

"As expected of the big brother of our army, he works hard just to support the other two brothers!"

"He really made me cry to death!"

At this time, a certain company officer surnamed Ye, who was holding a mobile phone and watching the fun happily without taking it too seriously, quietly replied directly under the comment.

"I understand something."

"The unit that shot this video is known as the Army's ace unit!"

It turns out that all netizens are lamenting the harsh treatment of the Army.

Upon hearing this, he immediately became excited.

"What, this is the Ace Army?"

"You told me this is the Ace Army?"

"Oh my god, the Ace Army is actually using these equipment?"

"Then what kind of equipment should be used by troops in difficult and remote areas?"

"I don't even dare to think about it!"

Netizens who were more sentimental took to the comments section to stir up sentiments.

"Back then, we had no food, no clothing, no ammunition, and no artillery support... We were chasing us all over the mountain like Yingjiang."

"Now that we have new aircraft, we will soon have a new aircraft carrier."

"But our army soldiers still maintain such a tough style."

"Even the clothes are torn!"

"What a great group of young people, what a great unit!"

"Stop saying anything! I'll buy a Huazi first!"

"Stay with Ichijo!"

All of a sudden, all the smokers spontaneously started buying cigarettes, vowing to give the soldiers of the army new equipment!

What's more, they went to all major official accounts to comment like crazy!

Thousands of words from all over the world finally gathered into a neat and orderly formation under the major official accounts.

Make money! Give the Army money!

Upon seeing this, a certain company officer named Ye was so happy that he put down his cell phone and said to the squad leaders who were cleaning next to him.

"Hahaha, this hygiene needs to be cleaned up."

"Lu Ran, please tell the cooking team to add two more dishes to the New Year's Eve dinner! It must be a big dish! Let the brothers eat!"

"yes!"

After saying that, Ye Fei finally couldn't hold himself any longer, laughed a few times, and left happily.

The soldiers of the Red Company were confused. What was the company deputy happy about?

The old company commander who was far away in Yanjing was also very happy at the moment after listening to the report given to him by the correspondent!

Originally, the old company commander was a little worried. A new exercise venue needed to be built and all the pilot units had to change their uniforms.

These are all money!

Now, all the problems are solved! You might even be able to get rich with funds!

I just said this guy is capable!

This year’s military spending has been settled!

Now Ye Fei and the old company commander were happy.

But as the saying goes, "Some are happy and some are sad." Ye Fei and the others are happy, but some are unhappy!

"Look at that video you took!"

"It's nothing, why are you showing off!"

"Okay, now, why will the military expenditures increase this year? How do you want me to open my mouth to the chief?"

Several political cadres in charge of filming the video, who were celebrating the Chinese New Year, were sprayed bloody by their superiors!

Don’t dare to speak yet!

After all the political cadres were scolded, they instantly reached a consensus!

Be sure to find out who took the Army’s New Year’s greeting video!

Then yelled at him in front of him!

You old man!

Two chapters to update first, and one more to be updated after I woke up and finished coding.

The update will start tomorrow, work hard! It must be enjoyable for the brothers to watch!

Without further ado, please vote for me!