My longing identity was exposed by the parrot

At night, the first and second hot searches on the Internet were directly dominated by a bird and a person, resulting in a uproar on the Internet.

In first place is a parrot.

A parrot that can talk, like an indiscriminate person, attracts countless fans at once.

“How can this parrot be so smart, there should be someone talking next to him.”

“I suspect it’s not a parrot, but a person in a parrot’s skin.”

“People are so small, you gave birth?”

“This parrot must have become a refinement, cultivating for many years.”

“Someone formed a group to steal the parrot no, stole it together.”

“I like this parrot so much, where to buy it, I’m going to buy one.”

The second hot search is He Hao’s video of throwing a stone and hitting a coconut dozens of meters away.

This video, the media also gave a few names that made people subconsciously click in.

Astound! Longing to discover the legendary martial arts: Xiao Li flying knife.

“Special effects, this is absolutely special effects done, not special effects synthesis, my whole family spirals into the sky.”

“Your whole family spirals into heaven! How to live broadcast special effects? ”

“This unicorn arm! It’s also too exaggerated, if it hits people, then it doesn’t make a hole. ”

“I am professional PS, special effects, compositing for thirty years, with reputation affirmation, this is not made of special effects, completely original video, without the slightest addition.”

“This man definitely has kung fu, and real kung fu.”

There are also two about He Hao on the hot search, but not high, compared below.

One of them led many people to ridicule.

And the name of this article is: Shock! An actress of a happy family falls in love with a good friend and nephew, is this a decline in morality or a distortion of human nature.

And the party Wu Xin happened to be recording a program.

At the moment of getting the news, after knowing who the object was, the whole person was dumbfounded for the first time.

“He Dan !!!”

“No, I’m going to call and scold him.”

At the same time, this hot search has also triggered some female celebrities to have various expressions on their faces.

But they all have one action, and this common denominator is to go to their own assistant.

And let the assistant, contact the mushroom house.

At this time, the mushroom house was serving, and one dish after another was placed on the entire table.

“Sister Xuan, I tell you, today you have a blessing.

Buddha jumped over the wall, and the mushroom house was recorded so many times, it only appeared once in total, and now it is the second time. ”

He Dan asked about the fragrance and said to the two with a smile.

When he finished speaking, he just saw He Hao on the side, and anger rose in his heart, and he didn’t scold angrily.

“Smelly boy, I know to sleep all day long, and I don’t go to help and bring the dishes over.”

Since the afternoon, He Dan has not seen He Hao get up.

Just lie down and sleep in a hammock.

Even if this is at home, it is still the case here.

He Dan’s heart had already risen and the idea of kicking He Hao home.

So as not to let him, this mouse, spoil the whole show.

When He Hao heard his training, he didn’t talk back, stood up lazily, and walked towards the kitchen.

“Go faster.” He Dan walked behind, watching him slow and leisurely, and couldn’t help but kick.

After a while, the dishes were all served.

Buddha jumps over the wall, wraps roasted chicken ankles, wraps roasted beef, wraps roasted enoki mushrooms and so on.

It can be said that it is hearty to the extreme.

At this time, the staff, holding the mobile phone, walked over to He Dan: “Teacher He, there is your phone.” ”

He Dan took the phone, and at the same time felt a little confused and looked at the director’s position.

You can know that when doing a show, you are not allowed to answer the phone on camera.

This not only allows himself to pick up, but also agrees to be under the camera.

This is not right!

Right at this time.

“Teacher He, why did I fall in love with your nephew, how did I hook up with your nephew, why did I have an affair with your nephew on the Internet?”

“I recorded the show well, why did I lie down the gun, you tell me !!!”

An almost roaring sound exploded the audience.

He Dan was stunned on the spot.

And like the staff’s, it is also turned on hands-free.

This made everyone in the audience hear it clearly.

In particular, He Hao was also stunned on the spot.

waiter？

How I sleep, there is a scandal.

Or with Wu Xin.

Am I dreaming?

No, even if you talk in a dream, the object cannot be her!

He Hao frowned: “Little uncle, when I sleep here, how can I have my scandal, or an affair with the new aunt.” ”

“Hiroko!!! You kid looking for death is not. ”

“Hahaha, new aunt, Xiao Hao, your title, powerful.” Huang Lei couldn’t help but laugh.

Others couldn’t help but laugh, but they wouldn’t talk like him, after all, they were not familiar with Wu Xin.

He Dan already knew what was going on at this time, and although he was confused at first, he knew what was going on when he remembered the news.

Not to mention the audience, he has guessed whether it is Xie He and Wu Xin, watching their nephew handsome, and the old cow eating tender grass.

Hahahaha

He Dan couldn’t help but laugh in his heart, and then explained to Wu Xin with a smile.

“How can you guess me, what kind of netizens are this, who will find such a salted fish to fall in love.”

He Hao couldn’t help but complain: “Now what brains are netizens, pig brains, who will find an aunt to fall in love.” ”

Big… Aunt!!!

“Ho~”

Before Wu Xin scolded, He Dan hung up the phone: “Eat, eat, everyone eats.” ”

Everyone started to get started.

He Hao did not move, but frowned: “No, who said that I have been in love with a star?” ”

This sentence made everyone’s eyes look at Qiao.

“Depend, you are all two hundred and five, boss, I have something to go out, see you tomorrow.”

He looked at it all and scolded angrily, and then patted his food and flew into the sky.

I’m afraid that if I slow down, I will die in place.

He Hao looked at the culprit who flew away and sneered.

Walk?

Tomorrow first, tomorrow I will find you to settle the account.

“Poof, new aunt, this title is a bit showy.”

“Aunt Xin, this makes me laugh, I can’t imagine that Wu Xin still has this nickname.”

“How did you get this nickname, I would like to understand, understand.”

“Alas, this female star, not Wu Xin, who will it be?”

“I think you all overlooked a point, you are talking about big stars, but now you are all big stars.”

“This means that He Hao’s ex-girlfriend is a big star, and she hasn’t been popular before, people, so this is impossible Wu Xin.”

“It makes sense, according to the words, when they fell in love, the other party was not on fire, it was a fire in recent years.”

“It’s on fire now, Yaya, Reba, Yang Koi, Cheng Han, Naza, who else is coming.”

“Impossible, how can it be my goddess.”

“It can’t be my Reba, it’s absolutely impossible.”

“What’s yours, pull the knife!”

“Pull the knife! That’s mine, it’s all mine. ”

Huang Lei suddenly came out and coughed dryly: “Ahem, Xiao Hao, do you remember what you forgot?” ”

Forgot….

He Hao suddenly remembered what the director promised at noon, and turned his head and shouted to the director team: “Director, first serve ten beers, one white, one red, and one yellow.” ”

“But white, snow, orange juice give me one each.”