My longing identity was exposed by the parrot

Facing He Dan’s confused look, Sha Yi pretended not to see it and said: “Teacher He, I know you want this, take it, even if it is smashed, it will be fine.” ”

He Dan didn’t know whether to take it for a while.

Originally, it was just pretending, who thought that he would come to this trick.

“I rely on, uncle, you are righteous and destroy your relatives!”

He Hao shook the hammock, jumped behind the hammock with a backflip, and stepped back step by step.

This one backflip made people a little shocked and looked at him in shock.

“Lying groove, the big guy definitely has kung fu in his body, and he can also do backflips in a hammock.”

“I’m on my knees, this can also backflip, it’s just handsome.”

“Handsome, so handsome, I’ll kneel for the big guy.”

“Lying groove, I’m not convinced, I’m also a salted fish, why can’t I do this?”

“Salted fish? You can be the same as the big guy if you are salted fish, think too much, right? ”

“That is, the big guy who makes money without pressure and learns salted fish that is almost like a demon, can he be the same as you?”

“That’s right, otherwise why we are called big guys is because big guys are.”

Sha Yi and the others raised their thumbs to He Hao.

Awesome

And He Dan, who was a little overwhelmed, saw He Hao’s action, and he didn’t know that his nephew helped him solve the siege, and took Sha Yi’s shoes in his hand

He Dan looked angry, pointed at He Hao with his shoe and shouted: “Stinky boy, I won’t beat you today, I’ll take your last name.” ”

In the face of his cheers, He Hao did not panic at all, and directly raised a middle finger with his backhand: “Cut, uncle, do you think your little short legs can catch up with me?”

“Can you have a little count in your mind?”

Ho Dan: …………

Stinky boy, what’s going on with you today?

Just so smart, why are you stupid now?

Don’t you see that Xiao Shu is pretending?

Also said that uncle and I have short legs, do you really want to be beaten?

On the side, Sha Yi felt that the excitement was not big enough, and coaxed: “Teacher He, throw him with my shoes!” Directly smash him in the face, this kind of child will be hit, if you don’t hit, you can’t do it. ”

Lose?

These words made He Dan’s eyes light up.

Good nephew, it turns out that you mean this.

Uncle understood.

“Smelly boy, I can’t run you, but do you think you ran past the shoes in my hand, do you want to run 39 meters for you first?”

He Dan shook his shoes and looked at He Hao triumphantly.

When these words came out, it made people laugh again, because they all remembered a paragraph.

He Hao looked disdainful and pointed to his handsome face: “Uncle, come and come, smash me here, it’s not me blowing, just your accurate head, you can’t smash it when I stand here.” ”

He Dan’s eyes lit up when he heard this, and he pretended to be angry and pointed at him and said, “Stinky boy, if I don’t smash you today, I’ll take your last name.” ”

He had planned to make a show and just smash it on the ground.

But hearing He Hao’s words made his mind change.

I have been an uncle and nephew for more than twenty years, and I can’t hear it.

He has words in his words.

Sha Yi continued to coax: “Teacher He, go up, just smash him in the face and beat him hard.” ”

I bet at noon today and was disgraced, but he remembers it clearly.

But he didn’t remember revenge, so he wouldn’t be stuck with a bird.

So put the hatred on He Hao.

Now there is such an opportunity to trouble him.

How can this be spared.

No need to say it, He Dan was about to smash it, raised his shoes, scolded and threw them out.

“I’ll smash you stinky boy.”

The whole shoe flew towards He Hao, and if there was no accident, it would hit his chest.

The cameraman also knows very well how to point the camera at the shoe.

And He Hao looked at the flying shoes, spread his hands and said quickly.

“Hahaha, watch me achieve your dreams with my hands.”

As soon as he finished speaking, his whole body spun and jumped up, reflexively kicked his shoes, and burst into laughter.

“One library.”

“Peng” sounded.

I don’t know how long Sha Yi hasn’t washed his shoes, and a cloud of dust burst out of his half-empty shoes.

The whole shoe flew back upside down and rushed towards Shayi’s face.

“I lean.” Sha Yi scolded and quickly tilted his head.

Another “Peng” sounded.

This is the sound of shoes hitting people.

A shoe printed directly on Shayi’s face.

This stunned everyone.

Hit, hit….

Poof

Hahahahaha

Hahahahahaha

Everyone at the scene burst out laughing.

But everyone smiled and asked.

Sha Yi shook his hand at them, signaling that he was fine, and looked at He Hao angrily.

On the side, He Dan glared at He Hao: “Stinky boy, don’t hurry up and apologize to your Uncle Sha, I see that you want to find death.” ”

He Hao hugged his chest with both hands, and replied without the slightest hesitation: “It’s about my, if he doesn’t give you shoes, you won’t smash me, I won’t kick crookedly.” ”

Sha Yi suddenly wanted to spit out a mouthful of old blood, which is still wrong to say.

“Smelly boy, do something wrong and dare to force reason, I don’t teach you a good lesson today, I am not your uncle.” He Dan looked around again to move.

But finding nothing, He Dan looked at Sha Yi’s other foot: “Teacher Sha, give me your other shoe, I will teach him a good lesson today.” ”

This was kicked back and hit in the face, it is impossible for Sha Yi to have no fire, but what He Hao said is reasonable.

I didn’t give my shoes, and I really didn’t have this happen.

And this kick, the accuracy is not good, and it is.

In addition to those who often play football, or professional players, others who dare to say, can be more than ten meters away, jump up and spin, and kick their shoes perfectly in the face of others.

In addition, He Dan said on the side that he would teach He Hao a hard lesson.

Sha Yina can still be angry, no matter what, he has to give He Dan face.

Now He Dan opened his mouth to ask for shoes, although he was hit by a counterkick.

But Sha Yi still gave it, but I don’t believe that once it was accidentally smashed, there will be a second time.

Sha Yi handed him the shoes and said, “Teacher He, you must throw him.” ”

After speaking, move six or seven meters to the right.

Seeing that he was not standing next to He Dan like before, the others laughed.

And He Dan flipped his shoes: “Stinky boy, I let you not apologize.” ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he quickly threw out the shoes in his hand.

The shoes flipped and rushed towards He Hao.