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Chapter 150 The Divine Pot's Declaration of Independence (3.5k)

“Ciallo～ (∠ω\u003c)⌒”

The Divine Pot smiled at him charmingly.

Yarrow stood there with wide eyes, a little dumbfounded.

“No, wait, how did you suddenly turn into a human?”

That's not right, if she turned into a human, there should have been a binding notification here! Why is there nothing?

“Eh? Are you asking about a young girl's information? How disgusting, you lolicon~”

The Divine Pot's eyebrows curved into crescent moons, and she covered her mouth with one hand, giggling.

“Can you stop fooling around? Explain yourself clearly.” Yarrow said irritably, reaching out to grab her.

But the Divine Pot shrank back, dodging him.

“Is the trashy pervert unable to hold back and wants to take action? What a lecher~”

The Divine Pot smiled charmingly, her body flashed across the corridor, and flew out of a window.

“You stop right there!”

Yarrow immediately grabbed his backpack, took out the Dung Card from it, flipped out of the window, and flew up using the Dung Card.

He chased the Divine Pot to the school gate, and saw her posting a large poster at the school gate. The poster was actually a wanted poster with a large photo of his head, and it was written in bright red font:

“Criminal Yarrow, trash crime, molestation of a young girl crime, cockroach human crime, several crimes combined, sentenced to death!”

“What are you doing!”

Yarrow rushed up and tore the poster down.

The Divine Pot flew into the sky to avoid him, and said with a giggle:

“Kukuku, I'm just letting everyone see the true face of you trashy human, this is the punishment for you bullying me before!”

“You…”

Yarrow suddenly reacted.

“Those things before were done by you? Did you transform into my appearance?”

“I don't want to turn into a trashy cockroach brain, hmph, as long as I slightly change the result you see when you make a wish, it's fine.” The Divine Pot said.

Yarrow finally understood that he had not been controlled by anything at all, and there were no intruders in his house. From beginning to end, it was this Divine Pot who was playing tricks!

“Wait, didn't you say that you couldn't interfere with wishes?” Yarrow asked in confusion.

“Originally, I couldn't, but, since I could turn into a human, I suddenly discovered that I can also use the power of wish spirits.” The Divine Pot said proudly.

Yarrow was stunned, “You can also use wish spirits?”

Then he realized something.

The Divine Pot had actually turned into a human long ago, but until last night, she still maintained her original appearance, which means…

“You can switch your image at will?”

“You got it right, I'll reward you with licking my toes~” The Divine Pot said with a giggle.

This is truly unprecedented, being able to transform back into the original image after being turned into a human by the system.

Could this be because of the Divine Pot's own special nature?

And the wish spirits that I worked so hard to collect are now all owned by this little brat?

“Damn it, I didn't expect it to be like this…”

The Divine Pot opposite him chuckled.

“Now, you can't control me anymore, trash~”

“To punish you for threatening me so arrogantly before, I will let the whole world know that you are a super pervert!”

Yarrow choked, and quickly said: “How about this, let's sit down and talk properly, and establish a win-win cooperative relationship?”

“Ew, I don't want to~” The Divine Pot made a face at him.

“Don't say that, it was my fault before, don't be angry, okay?”

Now he can only appease the other party first. Although she is a Divine Pot, her mind feels like a child, so she shouldn't be impossible to communicate with.

But the Divine Pot laughed triumphantly:

“Eh~ Why are you so polite now? Didn't you say you wanted to treat me like a chamber pot? Come on, come on, as long as you catch me, you can do whatever you want~”

The Divine Pot turned her body and flew away in an instant.

“Damn it…”

Yarrow was about to use the Time Stop Watch to freeze time and catch her, but the pocket watch had a cooldown, and now the Divine Pot could use wish spirits again, so even if he caught her, he would have no way to control her.

He can only chase after her first, he doesn't believe that this little ghost can really use wish spirits without limit!

…

The Divine Pot flew down to the street, saw the military police patrolling, had a flash of inspiration, chuckled, and then pretended to be panicked and ran over.

“Uncle Military Police, please help me, there is a perverted lolicon chasing me.”

“What?!”

The military policeman was startled. He actually encountered such an outrageous thing. He immediately drew his sword.

“Little girl, don't be afraid! Tell me! Where is that pervert?”

“There!” The Divine Pot turned her head and pointed, Yarrow was flying towards this side.

“You little brat, don't run!” Yarrow landed and pounced towards the Divine Pot.

“Ah~ So scary~” The Divine Pot quickly ran away.

Yarrow was about to chase after her again when suddenly a sword aura swung from behind him, and he quickly dodged.

The military policeman held his long sword and stood in front of him, sternly shouting: “Stop, you criminal! You actually laid your hands on a young girl, it's simply unforgivable! I now arrest you in the name of the Royal Military Police!”

“Tsk…”

Yarrow didn't have time to waste with him, raised his hand and used Mist Transformation, releasing a large amount of white mist. By the time the military policeman reacted, there was no one in front of him.

“Serena! Serena, wake up!”

Serena was awakened from her sleep, and opened her eyes in a daze.

She saw a milky white little soul floating in front of her, with a mouth growing on it, from which Yarrow's voice came.

“Yarrow?”

She recognized this as a Sound Transmission Spell, and a high-level real-time Sound Transmission Spell at that.

“When did you learn this?” She asked in surprise.

“Don't worry about this now! There is a big trouble now! I found the real culprit behind the scenes!”

“Found him? Who is it?” Serena asked quickly.

“Don't worry about it now, anyway, it's a particularly difficult guy to deal with, and he's coming to our house! Now listen to me, go to my room immediately, there are things there that can deal with her!” Yarrow said.

Hearing this, Serena quickly got out of bed and followed the Sound Transmission Soul to Yarrow's room,

"Quick! It's under my bed!" Yarrow said urgently.

"Don't rush me," Serena said, bending down to search under the bed.

"There's only a box under the bed."

"It's in there!"

Serena dragged the box out.

"Is this it?"

"Yes, that's it, open it quickly!" Yarrow said anxiously.

Serena opened the box.

Inside was a little yellow book, titled:

《Super Shameful, My Sticky Bathroom Service with an Orcish Maid!》

"This... this... you..." Serena looked at the little soul spirit with a face full of doubt.

"Oops~ I've been discovered. I must have misremembered. I'm really embarrassed that Serena discovered my fetish~" Yarrow said with a chuckle.

Serena's eyes twitched, and she glanced at the book again, sighing with a face full of black lines.

"You used a high-level voice transmission spell to call me up in the middle of the night just to show me this kind of thing...?"

Just then, there was a loud bang from outside the terrace. She turned her head and saw Yarrow rushing in, looking frantic.

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"Serena? Where's the Divine Pot? I saw her come home!" Yarrow asked as soon as he rushed in.

"Yarrow? Aren't you...? And what Divine Pot?"

Serena was suddenly stunned and looked at the voice-transmitting soul spirit.

The soul spirit transformed into a girl in a flash, giggled, and flew out the door.

Yarrow immediately chased after her, leaving Serena completely dumbfounded.

The Divine Pot ran into Zesia's room ahead, and Yarrow followed closely behind.

"Divine Pot, get out here!"

He began searching the room.

"Tsk, what's all the noise in the middle of the night?" Zesia sat up, her hair disheveled. She was still wearing a fluffy sleeping cap on her head. She frowned when she saw that it was actually Yarrow rummaging through her room.

"Why are you back? And what are you doing?" she asked.

"Zesia! That Divine Pot! Do you remember? She can turn into a person now! Everything that happened before was her doing!" Yarrow immediately explained to Zesia.

Half-asleep, Zesia seemed to have some difficulty digesting his words, and she kept frowning at him.

"In short, someone broke into your room!"

"Tch, it's so annoying in the middle of the night. I can't even sleep peacefully," Zesia said irritably.

She got out of bed and waved her hand at Yarrow: "Get out of the way, let this king find her."

Yarrow stood aside, and Zesia's eyes flashed with an icy blue light. A wave of spiritual energy surged from her body, enveloping the entire room.

"There."

Zesia pointed to a closet door.

Yarrow immediately stepped forward and yanked open the closet door.

Inside was only a wanted poster of him, the kind that the Divine Pot had created before.

"Damn it! She escaped!"

He grabbed the wanted poster and threw it on the ground.

Zesia stepped forward and picked up the wanted poster to take a look.

"This is also something she made. If we don't catch her quickly, I'll really have to move to another planet tomorrow," Yarrow said, about to leave to continue searching.

But Zesia stopped him: "Hey, Yarrow, do you really like young human females?"

"Didn't I say? This is something that Divine Pot made up!" Yarrow said.

"Oh."

Zesia threw the wanted poster aside, then pretended to ask casually:

"If this king became younger, would you still like me?"

Yarrow looked at her strangely: "Why... why did you suddenly think of asking this kind of question?"

"Just asking... Tell me, do you like it or not?" Zesia insisted on asking.

"Stop it, I'm very busy right now."

Yarrow turned to leave, but Zesia grabbed him, stubbornly saying:

"This king wants you to say it now, would you like it or not!"

"Like, like, I like you no matter what," Yarrow said repeatedly.

Zesia's eyes formed crescent moons, and she curled her lips, saying in a delicate voice:

"You admitted it~"

Yarrow was stunned, then immediately raised his hand to grab her.

"You brat!"

"Zesia" dodged Yarrow's hand, transformed back into the Divine Pot, and said with a giggle:

"You admitted it, you finally admitted you're a lolicon~"

She giggled and ran out the door in the blink of an eye.

Yarrow chased downstairs and saw Zesia wearing pajamas, holding a cup of steaming flower tea, just coming out of the kitchen.

Seeing him, the Silver Dragon showed a puzzled expression: "Yarrow? Why are you back?"

Without saying a word, Yarrow immediately stepped forward and pinched Zesia's cheek.

Zesia was stunned, then her expression turned cold: "What are you doing!"

"It's the real thing," Yarrow withdrew his hand, confirming.

Looking at the Silver Dragon's unfriendly expression, he quickly explained: "Someone disguised as you just now and tricked me, I was just confirming."

"Disguised as this king? Is that the one you mentioned before?" Zesia frowned.

"Yes."

"Then what did she do to you while disguised as this king?"

Yarrow was about to speak, but the words didn't come out.

"Nothing..."

"Yarrow!"

Serena chased down from upstairs.

"Where's the Divine Pot?"

"She got away."

"Divine Pot? Is that the one you used before?" Zesia asked.

"Yes, now she can turn into a person. Everything that happened before was her doing."

Yarrow's expression was gloomy: "She still controls hundreds of layers of wish spirits, she can run whenever she wants, she's hard to deal with."

"Then should we go to the Magic Association and ask a higher-level mage to come and help?" Serena asked.

"There's no need for such trouble."

Zesia took a sip of flower tea, her face calm, and said:

"Later, this king will prepare an imprisonment array. You go and lure her into the array. No matter what it is, as long as it enters the Dragon Clan's imprisonment spell, it will have to obediently accept its fate."