My love game is too abstract
#205 - Xiaoji is pregnant
“Yes! It's the highest number again!”
Ji Xiaofei cheered, raising her hands as soon as she saw the dice roll.
“Oh dear, my luck isn’t so good today.” Tao Hu said, scratching his head.
“Me too. Little Ji seems to be particularly lucky today.” Lulu La pouted, looking at the few useless cards left in her hand, and sighed in frustration.
“Hmph, because today is my, Ji Xiaofei's, day of reckoning.” Ji Xiaofei raised her head and hummed.
“You mean lucky day,” Tao Hu corrected.
“It's the same thing~ Strawberry thing~” Ji Xiaofei said cheerfully.
“Everyone, it's time to take a bath.” Vinea reminded them after preparing the water.
“Coming!”
“Then let's play again later.”
They put down the dice and prepared to go to the large bathroom to take a bath.
Ji Xiaofei remembered something, turned around and slipped away. After everyone had entered the bath, she ran in barefoot, pattering, but she was still holding a bottle of juice and snacks in her arms.
Just as she was about to enter the bath, she was stopped by Serena.
“Wait, Xiaofei, what are you holding?”
“Blueberry juice and soft strawberry dumplings,” Ji Xiaofei said.
“This is a bath. You can't bring food and drinks in here. And I said before, you're not allowed to eat anything after nine o'clock, right?” Serena got up from the water, came to her side, and took away everything in her arms.
“But... I saw in the DVDs that you can eat while taking a bath.” Ji Xiaofei said aggrievedly.
“That's what's shown in the DVDs. In reality, it would be difficult to clean up if you accidentally spill something.” Serena patiently explained to her.
“And you're still young. Eating sweet things at night will give you cavities.”
Ji Xiaofei curled her lips.
“Okay, then.”
Serena put everything aside, and Xiaofei had no choice but to take a bath obediently first.
After rinsing once, she soaked her body in the warm water, and her fleshy cheeks turned a rosy red.
“Xiaofei, Lulu La.” Tao Hu waved to them, “Come here, I'll show you something fun.”
“Hmm? What is it?” Ji Xiaofei swayed her body and came to Tao Hu's side with Lulu La.
As soon as she got to Tao Hu's side, her face was sprayed with a water gun.
Wiping off the hot water from her face, Xiaofei said excitedly: “Such a fast water gun! How did you do it!”
“Like this.” Tao Hu demonstrated to her, “Cup your hands together like this, hold them together, and then squeeze, and it will squirt out like a water gun.”
Ji Xiaofei tried a few times and also shot out a beautiful stream of water from her palms.
“Tao Hu is so smart, to think of such an interesting game.” Lulu La said.
“Ehehe... it's just a small trick.” Tao Hu said, scratching his head.
“Hmph, speaking of small tricks, I, Xiaofei, know one too.” Ji Xiaofei said with a slightly smug expression.
“Oh? What is it?” the two asked curiously.
“Elephant Dancing!”
Ji Xiaofei stood up, twisting her waist, and singing:
“Elephant~ Elephant~ Your nose is really long~”
The two watching were speechless.
And Serena, on the other side, almost couldn't catch her breath when she saw this scene.
“Ji Xiaofei!” She stood up and walked over through the water, grabbing her.
“Where did you learn all this!”
“Umm... DVDs... in the DVDs...” Ji Xiaofei didn't know why Serena was so angry, and answered timidly, shrinking her neck.
“What DVDs?” Serena sighed helplessly.
“What's wrong?” Ji Xiaofei looked at the three people around her in confusion, “Your eyes are all so strange.”
“Well, Xiaofei, this... is a very bad action, it's best not to learn it, especially for girls,” Tao Hu said to her.
“Oh.” Ji Xiaofei nodded, seemingly understanding.
Serena looked at Ji Xiaofei worriedly.
This child is at the age where she learns everything she sees. What if she watches those messy DVDs every day and learns something bad?
I still have to keep a close eye on her...
After taking a bath, the three of them gathered together to play board games for a while. After playing until they were tired, they watched another episode of a new DVD. Before they knew it, it was past ten o'clock. Tao Hu and Lulu La were both a little sleepy, yawned, said good night, and went upstairs to sleep.
Only Ji Xiaofei was left lying on the blanket, propping her chin up, and watching TV with her little legs crossed.
“Hmm? Xiaofei, aren't you asleep yet.”
Yarrow had just finished his homework for the day and came downstairs to make himself a cup of calming tea.
“Just watching one more episode.” Xiaofei said without turning her head.
Yarrow didn't pay much attention and went into the kitchen, but after a while, Serena ran down. Seeing Ji Xiaofei still watching TV, she immediately frowned and walked over with a thud.
“Ji Xiaofei, it's already ten o'clock, it's time to go to bed.”
“Just one more episode.” Ji Xiaofei still said.
“No, it's time to sleep!” Serena directly turned off the projector.
“Umm.”
Ji Xiaofei sat up, pouting her mouth, looking unhappy.
Seeing her like this, Serena sighed and said earnestly: “I'm also thinking about your health. At your age, you need to maintain good sleep and not stay up late.”
“But I just want to watch one more episode.” Ji Xiaofei said with a hint of grievance.
“I said no, and that's it. You can watch the DVD tomorrow, now you have to sleep well.”
Yarrow walked over with the tea he had made at this time. Seeing this scene, he frowned slightly:
“Serena, don't be too strict. It's just one more episode, it's only ten o'clock, it's not a big deal.”
Serena glared at him, Yarrow shut his mouth and turned to go upstairs.
“Anyway, I still have to stay up for a few more hours.”
Serena turned her gaze to Ji Xiaofei, sighed deeply, her gaze softened a little, rubbed her head,
“Come to my room tonight, and I'll tell you a story.”
“Hmm.”
She nodded and went upstairs to sleep with Serena.
Another afternoon, Ji Xiaofei sulked on the sofa, watching the screen on the projector.
She could have had potato chips to eat, but Serena had been very strict with her snacks recently. She only had so much to eat every day, and after she finished eating, she could only stare blankly.
Not only snacks, but now even watching TV is only allowed for two hours a day. She has been given a lot of study tasks for the extra time. She has to read books, do problems, and even learn to clean up her room.
There's no time to play.
This made Xiaofei unhappy.
But there was no way. Although Serena had been so strict a few times before, she could get away with fooling her a little.
But this time, her attitude was very firm, and acting cute and coquettish didn't work.
Xiaofei curled her lips, thinking about what to do this time.
As she was thinking, she saw a scene being played on the projector:
“Oh, George, let me tell you a surprise. I went to the hospital for a check-up today. Guess what? I'm pregnant!”
“Really! Jenny! Oh my God! This is simply a surprise!”
“Yes, George, I'm so happy!”
“Then, from today onwards, you should take a good rest, don't do housework anymore, and don't do heavy work. Promise me, tell me what you want to eat and what you want to play. I swear, now I will hold you in my hands like a treasure!”
As she watched, Ji Xiaofei blinked her eyes and had an idea in her head.
“I'm exhausted... Damn it, I knew I shouldn't have taken this mission.”
Today, Yarrow received the task of helping the cafeteria catch the escaped geese, which exhausted him. He was also bitten several times by the geese.
Finally, he earned five layers of Yuan Ling.
As soon as he got home, he collapsed on the sofa, picked up the teapot on the coffee table, and poured himself a glass of water to drink.
“Yarrow, Yarrow.”
At this time, Ji Xiaofei walked over, calling him excitedly.
“Hmm.” Yarrow held the teacup and drank water, only humming.
“I'm going to give you a surprise!” Ji Xiaofei said.
“Hmm.”
“I'm pregnant!”
“Pfft!”
Yarrow spat out all the tea in his mouth.
“You... you...” He asked in astonishment while wiping the tea: “Do you know what pregnancy is?”
“I know, it's just that girls and boys will have a baby after being together for a long time,” Ji Xiaofei said very surely,
“So, it's not surprising that Yarrow and I have been together for so long, right?”
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