My love game is too abstract
#23 - The good news
After suffering two shocks, Yarrow left Haka's house and decided to go to the tavern to buy something to eat.
Walking into the tavern, it was noisy inside. The crystal projector behind the bar was playing a recently released stage play. This play became unexpectedly popular because the actress had a wardrobe malfunction during a performance, which made these guys who never watched stage plays enthusiastically pursue it.
"Yo! Yarrow, long time no see!" The tavern owner, a burly man with a red beard and a scarred face named Hans, greeted him enthusiastically.
"Long time no see, boss," Yarrow greeted back.
"How's the adventure commission going this time?"
"It's okay, but my teammates all died."
"Oh, that's unfortunate. You must have encountered big trouble, right?"
"Yeah," Yarrow nodded, 'And that big trouble is now in my house.'
"I'll buy some bread and ham, and pickled cucumbers. Forget the cucumbers, give me an apple pie. All of these are for five people."
Hans told the people in the kitchen to prepare it.
"By the way, Yarrow, a big event happened while you were away."
"Oh? What big event?" Yarrow asked curiously.
"It's about the Horolog Magic Academy."
Horolog Magic Academy?
This is the largest magic academy in the Kingdom of Will, known for its high standards, high threshold, and high employment rate. It is also the most famous and largest academy in the kingdom.
However, the admission standards are extremely high, and the entrance examination is also very perverted. It is said that some candidates have experienced certain mental problems after taking the examination, such as thinking they are a sheep and wanting to mate with people when they see them.
So even if Yarrow now has Serena's magical talent, it may be difficult to get in.
Moreover, this year's academy enrollment ended not long ago, so if you want to go, you have to wait a year.
"What happened there?" he asked.
"Didn't the academy hold a freshman entrance ceremony last week? They also asked the alchemists to prepare the largest firework ever, planning to have the old principal light it to celebrate the freshmen. Then guess what happened?"
"What happened?"
"With a 'bang', the firework didn't launch, but exploded directly! It blew the old principal into the sky! And several freshmen were also blown away!"
"The old principal was going to prepare for his 100th birthday next month. Now it's good, the birthday banquet has become a funeral!"
Hans laughed loudly.
"Ha, haha..."
Yarrow couldn't understand his hellish sense of humor, and just laughed along a few times.
"I heard that nine students are gone. It's really terrible, but there is actually good news," Hans said again.
"What good news?"
"Because there are nine more freshman spots, the academy plans to conduct a temporary expansion to fill them."
"..."
"Isn't this an opportunity? Yarrow, you said before that you wanted to enter the academy, right?" Hans said.
"I was just talking big before," Yarrow said, and began to think about it.
It seems so. This is indeed an opportunity. He just obtained Serena's magic talent this time, so he can try it, maybe he can succeed.
"But, you have to be careful. I heard that this time it's not an ordinary enrollment. They have invited a very scary examiner!"
"Who is it?"
Hans was about to speak, when several men watching the stage play shouted:
"Damn it, Hans! Why is this censored! The moment the boobs were revealed, they were all covered up!"
"Shut up! Do you think this kind of resource is easy to find? It's good to have something to watch!" Hans shouted at the other party.
Then he turned to Yarrow and continued:
"It's the kingdom's sacred beast! The unicorn, Meng Jias!"
"What? The sacred beast is here to be the examiner?" Yarrow was very surprised.
The unicorn, Meng Jias, is a sacred beast that has lived for thousands of years. According to legend, he followed King Odo I of the Kingdom of Will to conquer the country, and then guarded the kingdom for thousands of years. Every king's accession to the throne must be approved by him.
According to legend, he is also the reason for the kingdom's prosperity today. In other words, he is the kingdom's beast of national fortune.
"It's scary, right? He suddenly wants to supervise this assessment and enter as the chief examiner," Hans said.
"Wouldn't this assessment be very difficult this time?" Yarrow frowned.
"That's for sure. So, if you want to go, you have to prepare well."
"Miss Peach Fox, can you help me pass the towel over there?" Serena said to Peach Fox.
They had just made a bed and were doing the final cleaning.
"Oh, Serena, you are sometimes too polite, I feel a little restrained," Peach Fox handed her the towel.
"Yes, Serena speaks so politely, it always makes people feel very serious," Ji Xiaofei echoed while lying on the bed.
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"Ah? Is that so..." Serena said with an embarrassed laugh.
"We are friends now, it's okay to relax a little," Peach Fox said, "Just call me Peach Fox, and you don't need to add so many honorifics when you speak."
"That's right, that's right, Serena, you can call me Xiao Ji if you want," Ji Xiaofei nodded.
"Like this, then okay,"
After being a bear for three years, she hasn't communicated with people normally for a long time. Serena is also a little unaccustomed to it, and even a little nervous. Fortunately, the friendly attitude of the two little ones relaxed her.
"Then let's get along well in the future," she said to the two little ones with a smile.
At this time, Zexia walked over with a toilet plunger.
"Hey, human, what is this for?"
"Uh, this, Zexia, this is used to..."
But before she could finish speaking, Zexia glared at her:
"Who allowed you to talk to this king like that? When addressing this king, add the word 'Lord' properly."
"Ah, yes... Yes, Lord Zexia," Serena had to change her words.
"Okay, answer this king's question."
"Lord Zexia, that is a tool used by humans to unclog toilets," Serena replied.
Zexia's body stiffened, and the toilet plunger fell to the ground.
"...Lord Zexia?" Serena called out to her in confusion.
"Heh, this king is fine," Zexia forced a smile and turned to leave.
"Could she have used this to do something?"
Peach Fox picked up the toilet plunger in confusion.
"It still doesn't feel easy to get along with, probably because she's a Dragonkin..." Serena sighed.
In this world, apart from the pure-blooded dragons at the top of the food chain, the Dragonkin bloodline is the strongest, and they naturally have restraint against other species.
Moreover, this Dragonkin girl is also called Zexia, the same name as the legendary Dragon King. Could there be some connection?
I also don't know how Yarrow met her.
"Speaking of which, Peach Fox, how did you meet Yarrow?" Serena remembered and asked.
"This humble one?" Seeing someone asking, Peach Fox immediately puffed out her chest proudly:
"This humble one met Yarrow when I was asking for a title. At that time, this humble one was just a fox, and there were signs of a breakthrough in my cultivation, so I left seclusion to find someone to ask for a title. That's how I met Yarrow, and then I broke through my cultivation and cultivated into a human. Speaking of which, Yarrow is also a great benefactor who helped this humble one cultivate, so this humble one plans to follow him to cultivate. Maybe in the future, I can also use his karma to attain immortality, go to Nantianmen, and see the Supreme Lord Lao!"
Serena looked at the slightly excited Peach Fox, her smile a little stiff.
She couldn't understand what she was talking about at all.
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