My Luck Is Invincible In Online Games

"Just this level of mental attack? Where does the confidence come from? Come on, come up to your death, you dirty blood elf bastard!" Li Xiang used the words that most stimulated the ferociousness of the blood elves. He made a gesture of preparation for the joke behind him, "Hurry up, my gloves are already hungry|thirsty|unbearable, let me send you back to the embrace of your equally dirty Blood Emperor! If You can return to your hometown with your soul, remember to take a message back to your blood emperor, let him wash his neck, and wait for me to take his head!"

Shengshimeinan (team): "Nowadays, I still speak politely!"

Teacher Qin (team): "Shut up! You usually read more books and newspapers. The president uses the most hated vocabulary of the blood elves. Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand!"

System prompt: The blood elf riding trainer has lost his mind by your ravings!

Waiting for this moment, Li Xiang ran forward and kicked the blood elf's knee, damn it, short legs have no human rights.

Because Li Xiang is level 29, the blood elf riding trainer is only level 24, the crushing of level 5, this kick unexpectedly stiffened, the whole blood elf stopped, Li Xiang raised his short leg and stepped on his lower abdomen shoulder , flew up in the air, and swept his foot on the back of his neck, causing another dizzy state.

At the moment when the players on the other side of the giant pit were stunned, Chips and Li Xiang released the self-explosive sheep and goblin bomb boxes at the same time. They had already locked the targets of several priests and warlocks in the opposing crowd.

System prompt: The evil alliance player xxx casts the sheep-changing technique on you. Since your luck value is higher than the opponent's, the system fails the judgment!

A solid bomb returned to the past, and with the mage as the center, all players within a radius of 50 yards were instantly killed.

The explosion caused even greater commotion, and the players of the evil alliance began to gather towards the central area, but it was too late, the speed of the self-detonating sheep was extremely fast, and it had already caught up on several priest players.

The sound of continuous explosions came from the group of Evil Alliance players, and there were a lot of honor kills, but I couldn't see the details, only the golden yellow in front of my eyes.

System prompt: Congratulations on successfully promoting your honor level to Lieutenant 178/5000!

Love to eat French fries (team): "Six six six, I finally became a sergeant, and I didn't pay attention to it. How many people were killed by this bombing?"

Shengshimeinan (team): "Envy, envy, hate, why am I the centurion?"

Love to eat French fries (team): "Fuck, fuck, the president is so shameless, he is actually a lieutenant!"

System prompt: You and your team have successfully captured Jonathan Xuelian, the blood elf riding trainer of the Evil Alliance. If you can bring him back to Rio Ke, the administrator of the Ice City Occupational Hall, you will get extra rewards!

"I'm going, I've received a mission, can I accept it?" Chips looked over inquiringly, "Doesn't that mean that all hostile NPCs can be captured and brought back to claim the bounty?"

"You're thinking about farts!" Li Xiang complained, "This is actually an npc related to the abyss mission, I don't know about the others, anyway, if you have the ability, go try it out, I don't care if you are chased to the sky by the npc. "

Love to eat French fries and shrink his neck, he still remembers being hunted down by the npc of the pirate group when he was in his teens.

"You think if you catch me, I'll be blah!" Jonathan Xuelian's face was flushed, and Li Xiang strangled his mouth with silk, "You want to kill yourself by biting your tongue? Are you thinking about shit, wait a minute!" Are you stupid to feed him water when he is tired? Is it full of energy like a lack of water? Just look at his lips, people who lack water will have chapped lips!"

In the end, the heavy responsibility of taking care of the npc fell on the careful teacher Tan, who made the team mainly short people? The old pig had to resist the monsters, Xiaoquan and Fei'er had to pull the monsters, Chen Ling had to be in charge of guarding, leaving Teacher Qin alone.

"Who told your old man to read too many books? Those who can do more work!" Li Xiang comforted Teacher Qin with a smile on his face, "Anyway, he has no ability to resist now, so you can improve his proficiency in skills." Isn't it? What a waste of money to upgrade? Isn't there a ready-made one?"

Being interrupted by Li Xiang, Teacher Qin could only accept this thankless trouble.

Joy and Wu Ling kept laughing there, as if they remembered something about Coke. Later, they found out that the three of them had been arguing endlessly over the choice of race. In the end, Teacher Qin insisted on his own will and chose night elves. Unexpectedly, today You will encounter this kind of retribution, because you night elf is tall, you were assigned to guard the prisoners.

Poor Jonathan Xuelian, while he has to get used to humiliation, he also has to deal with the furious shadow priest. Those negative skills are used back and forth on himself for no money.

"It's you, the devil, you, the dirty, evil dwarf, who ruined Clifford's life, and you who pushed me into the abyss!" There was a commotion on the other side of the huge pit, and a yellow-skinned dwarf came out of the abyss. The crowd squeezed out, "This is the power of self-exploding sheep and goblin bomb boxes. You only spent gold coins to send beggars to deceive them! Clifford is going to kill you, kill you!"

"Come back, you idiot!" A stern voice in the npc group broke the hustle and bustle, "Jonathan is enough for an idiot, you yellow-skinned monkey are you going to die?"

Li Xiang also found the talking npc, because Wang Hao, the target of this mission, appeared in the team behind him.

"Who did I say? It turned out to be you dirty goblin, damn bastard, I should have guessed your sinister intentions a long time ago!" Li Xiang walked up to the plank not to be outdone, "The goblin who thinks he is a technical genius Yi Clan, when has it been so unbearable? It is not an exaggeration to sell any dignity for gold coins! What? I only spent 25 gold coins because I picked up five top-quality blueprints of yours, and I can only blame you for not Look, I spend real money! How can it be called a lie? You goblins have so few words in your limited brains!"

System prompt: Your abuse of engineering trainer Clifford seems to have had a small effect, and the relationship between Clifford and you has become cold!

The originally yellow-named Clifford suddenly turned crimson, which was clearly different from the bright red of hatred.

"I told you to come back immediately, didn't you hear?" The human npc's volume was much louder, and the sound was transmitted to the other side of the giant pit.