My magic weapons are all rule-based

"Da Da Da Da Da Da"

The kitchen knife jumped rapidly on the chopping board, and the leaves were cut crooked and flew into the boiling pot.

Most of the vegetables in the pot had been boiled into a curry-colored paste, bubbling under the high fire, and it was as sticky as pig food.

After the person who cut the vegetables cut two large basins of green vegetables, he threw the kitchen knife in his hand and nailed it to the chopping board.

Then he grabbed a handful of coarse salt and threw it into the pot carelessly without even stirring it.

After everything was done, Xu Shan sat by the stove, picked up a bronze mirror and silently observed himself in the mirror, and couldn't help feeling sad.

The third month, this was the third month he had been in this world.

He was originally a worker in an advertising company, and was discussing cooperation with Party A in the club.

Party A was pretending to be a big shot, and he also boasted about how much he had earned from selling disinfectants and sanitary products in the first few years... talking about his history of getting rich.

Xu Shan was drunk and couldn't hold back for a while. He took off his leather shoes and hit the other person's big face!

This beating directly slapped the fat white customer's face with shoe polish, and scared the princesses to run around in the private room.

After beating the customer, Xu Shan staggered out of the club.

He vomited in the electric revolving door at the door for a while, and spread a set of "Jianbing Guozi" to sober up a little.

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The cold wind blew, and the man was scared.

If he was alone, it would be fine if he was full, but it would be difficult for his family.

It was not easy to expose him as a college student. He was also a team leader in the company. He had worked for so many years and was about to be promoted, but he failed.

There was not much money at home. The pension of the old couple was just enough to live.

I can't subsidize my family, and I definitely can't be a burden.

But now the development outside is booming, where can I find a job if I lose it?

Standing at the entrance of the club, Xu Shan was confused, with sadness in his heart, and he kept comforting himself.

At worst, he could resign tomorrow and take the initiative to save some face.

He still had part-time jobs to do, there were so many online jobs for fake orders, and he could also punch in and get coins for Tomato, try free food in supermarkets, and pretend to be a customer to eat snacks in buffet restaurants... Are you afraid of not being able to survive in modern society?

Xu Shan's mind was in a mess until he saw a shooting star.

Maybe he was still drunk, and he always felt that the shooting star was floating slowly and close.

With the help of alcohol, Xu Shan ran towards the shooting star, and at the same time, under the horrified eyes of the homeless man, he shouted and made a wish, asking for time to go back an hour ago.

It is not shameful for young people to be afraid. Since the day he entered society, his pitiful self-esteem has been linked to performance, but in inverse proportion.

Xu Shan ran wildly, successfully caught up with and caught the shooting star... with his face.

Then he inexplicably took over someone else's physical memory and came to the current Xinglan Sect, a sect of cultivation.

Fortunately, the original owner was also called Xu Shan, an outer disciple of Xinglan Sect, who was in charge of the kitchen.

Even though he already had the original owner's memory, he still tossed and turned in the middle of the night in the previous month.

The world of cultivation is full of weirdness and the law of the jungle is the norm.

He is not an orphan, and he still has family and friends on Earth.

Although he liked to read online novels in his previous life, when he really came here, he was just a fool.

The only consolation is that the original owner has a handsome face, sword eyebrows, star eyes, and a face full of righteousness.

If there is really no way out, he can still go to a rich woman. The wish that was not fulfilled in the previous life may have a chance in this life...

Xu Shan looked in the mirror for a while, closed his eyes, pressed his sword finger on his forehead, and sank into consciousness.

A palm-sized, ancient green seal engraved with ever-changing mysterious runes appeared in his mind.

Xu Shan skillfully focused his mind on the green seal.

The green seal rune transformation stagnated, and two of the runes suddenly lit up.

In an instant, the corresponding runes appeared in the center of his forehead in turn, which looked a bit like Jiao Enjun's version of Erlang Shen.

Two items suddenly appeared in front of Xu Shan.

A white towel and a second-hand drum washing machine...

The washing machine looked particularly discordant in the kitchen of the outer gate of Xinglan Sect, but Xu Shan was used to it.

He wrapped the towel around his hand, picked up the washing machine, and studied it carefully.

This is his biggest secret. The green seal in his mind must be the culprit that caused him to travel through time.

At first he thought it was a golden finger or something, but it turned out to be nothing and could only produce garbage.

This washing machine is the most ordinary washing machine. The towel looks like it was picked up from some back kitchen and has a rancid smell of oil.

However, he studied for a long time, and it is not that he did not find anything special. The two things are much stronger than ordinary objects. At least he cannot be damaged with his current state of great perfection in Qi Refining.

Holding the washing machine and the towel, he looked at it again, but still got nothing.

Xu Shan sighed helplessly, and with a thought, the two things returned to the Qingyin Rune.

He stood up and turned off the stove, poured the porridge in the big pot into a basin, and waited for the disciples to come to get the food.

Not long after, the door of the kitchen was pushed open.

An outer sect disciple walked out of the room and greeted Xu Shan as soon as he saw him.

"Xiao Liu is here, the food is there, take it yourself."

Seeing that it was Chen Liu, a fellow outer sect student, Xu Shan raised his chin towards the stove.

Xiao Liu glanced at the porridge on the stove, and the corners of his eyes twitched violently.

Damn! He made this again? I have been eating this thing for more than two months, and it is getting more and more fuzzy!

"Senior Brother Xu... I don't want to say some things, but isn't it a bit too much for you to cook pig food for everyone every day? What has happened to you in the past two months!" Xiao Liu said sadly and angrily.

"What pig food? This is called army hot pot!" Xu Shan corrected loudly, and his expression turned gloomy again immediately, "Do you think I am willing to do this, senior brother... I don't have time."

Xiaoliu immediately shut up.

Everyone knows about Xu Shan's situation. Although he has been making pig food for everyone in the past two months, everyone has noticed his crazy practice.

There is no other reason. Any outer disciple who has not entered the foundation building for twenty years will be removed.

This group of people who entered Xu Shan's family in the same year will soon be cleared out of the mountain gate and cut off from the path to immortality.

The foundation of a cultivator in the Qi refining period is unstable, and without the blessing of spiritual energy, his cultivation will continue to fade when he returns to the secular world, until he completely changes back to a mortal. But almost no cultivator with a bit of ambition can bear this, even if he is just a scumbag in Qi refining. .

"There are still three days before he will be kicked out of the mountain gate. Senior brother is stuck in Qi Refining Perfection and has no chance to break through to the foundation building. He has no choice but to risk his life and force his way into the inner gate for the trial."

Xiaoliu's eyes widened and he said: "Senior Brother Xu, I heard that the inner sect's trials can range from serious injuries to death. Since the founding of the sect, only three people have passed it... Why don't you return to earth as soon as possible and become a rich man to enjoy the wealth in the world? , why are you so hard to think about?"

"We all have the qualifications of low-grade spiritual roots. The perfection of Qi refining is almost at the limit. No matter how hard we try, it will be useless. If it were me, I would rather choose to be a chicken head than a phoenix tail."

I never thought about it this way...

Xu Shan pursed his lips and gave him a meaningful look: "Liu, you have a beautiful idea, but if you choose this choice, you will regret it for the rest of your life. Let's not talk about anything else. All the senior sisters in the inner sect Even if you haven't bathed for ten years, your body will smell good. As a mortal, how can you sleep with a beautiful woman? If you don't bathe for two days, you'll never be able to touch a little fairy! Wearing someone else's socks is considered a high honor for your ancestors!"

Xiao Liu's face turned pale and he immediately took two steps back.

It's okay if senior brother doesn't say anything, but after hearing what he said, ordinary women feel a little disgusted...

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