My magic weapons are all rule-based
Chapter 1236
"What are you still standing there for? Hurry up and do it!" The little emperor urged, "Besides delivering babies and seeing people off to the grave, what else can they do! Capture them and I'll let you eat their blood and flesh!"
After these words came out, the officers, soldiers and ministers all looked at Xu Shan and the others nervously.
The little emperor is not smart, but they must be smart!
Even if these two immortal masters really have no magic power, I was delivered by them! They are pure godfathers!
That was my dream, the best memory of my childhood, and a common topic in my childhood... Of course, except for the little emperor.
"Do it! Do it! I want you to do it!!!" The little emperor slammed the dragon throne in anger, "Didn't you see that the two of them didn't even dare to fart? It shows that they have no confidence! There is nothing to be afraid of."
Xu Shan quietly observed the situation.
Finally, a minister took the initiative to stand up and said, "Your Majesty, don't worry! The two Xuanming Elders are a long-standing legend in our country. They may just know some tricks and may be fake. In my opinion, we need to verify it."
"How to verify it?" asked the little emperor.
"Since he is an immortal master, his knowledge is naturally beyond the reach of mortals." The minister turned to Xu Shan and bowed, "I would like to ask the senior for advice on how to govern and prosper the country."
Circumvention tactics!
According to the immortal master's knowledge, he will definitely be able to give a perfect answer.
I will show my skills when the time comes, and His Majesty will stop being angry...
"The way to govern a country and make it prosperous..." Xu Shan blinked twice, "Then you have asked the right person. I have an ultimate way to govern a country and make it prosperous, which will be practical for thousands or even tens of thousands of years."
"Oh!" All the ministers' eyes lit up, and even the little emperor was very interested, "Tell me quickly! I can consider forgiving you if it's okay."
Xu Shan pondered for a moment and said, "It's actually very simple... Governing a country is nothing more than letting people do things, letting those who are capable do it, and pulling down those who are not capable."
"Huh?" The ministers were confused.
"Take him for example." Xu Shan pointed at the little emperor, "He is obviously an idiot, he is not suitable to sit there, you go sit!"
After that, Xu Shan grabbed the little emperor and sent the minister in front of him to the dragon throne.
All the ministers in the hall were shocked....The little emperor was shaking like a little chicken...
The minister was also shaking wildly while sitting on the dragon throne: "You...can't do this, can't do this!"
Xu Shan smiled: "I think you can't do this either, you're not very calm, let's change someone else!"
After Xu Shan finished speaking, he pulled down the minister and sent a eunuch to sit on the throne.
The eunuch screamed as soon as he sat on the dragon throne, and his crotch got wet...he peed.
Xu Shan was full of disgust, pulled down the eunuch, and replaced him with a palace maid.
The palace maid was even worse, and fainted directly.
The whole hall was in chaos, and Zhang Biao was panicked and his eyes were dazed.
The rituals and music are broken!!! This time, the rituals and music are really broken!!!
After a while of commotion, Xu Shan sighed, pulled down the dragon throne, and directly melted his energy into a huge round golden table.
Around the golden table, he raised his hand and condensed dozens of stone chairs.
"Forget it! Just don't want the emperor. It's the same if you hold a meeting to discuss anything. I'll take the emperor away. I'll demote him to a commoner today. Don't look for him anymore! Whoever becomes the emperor, I'll demote him to a commoner. You can do whatever you want!"
Xu Shan carried the little emperor out of the palace and waved back at Zhang Biao.
"Let's go, Biao. There's no point."
Everyone in the palace looked at the golden table with a blank expression.
Ten minutes in short.
The first six minutes were spent on arguing, the seventh minute was spent on ministers usurping power, the eighth minute was spent on eunuchs taking the throne, and the ninth minute was spent on the empress ascending the throne.
The tenth minute was spent on the collapse of imperial power and the transformation into a parliament...
.....
He walked all the way and reached the outside of the palace with the little emperor in his arms.
Zhang Biao pointed at the struggling little emperor and said with a strange expression: "Master Xu, why are you still holding him?"
"That's right, it's useless." Xu Shan brought the little emperor to him and smiled, "Kid, there is no emperor in this country now, you will live a good life among the people in the future."
"Of course, I won't let you down, I will let you live a long life and let you be a strongman!"
The little emperor's face was as pale as paper: "Master... I was wrong!! I don't want to be a strongman! I want to be an emperor!"
"Look at you, you have a pointy head, suitable for being a strongman." After Xu Shan finished speaking, he took out two pills and stuffed them into the little emperor's mouth without saying anything, and directly used his power to help it dissolve the drug power.
Soon, the drug power was completely dissolved!
A piece of dirt poured out of the little emperor's body.
Xu Shan condensed a water ball to wash it directly, and then smiled and said: "How does it feel?"
The little emperor fumbled around his body in a hurry, stunned for a moment, and jumped on the spot!
Directly jumped two meters high!
"God! It's really God..." The little emperor murmured as he looked at Xu Shan.
"Be an emperor or a strongman. If you become an emperor, I will take back your strongman ability."
"I..." The little emperor's lips moved, hesitating for a long time, and finally said firmly, "I will be a strongman!!"
"Okay! You have courage! You can live in the Zhao family in the city. Just say that I introduced you. I guarantee that you will live a worry-free life, which is no worse than being an emperor."
"Master... I..." The little emperor's mind was still confused, and he was hesitant to speak, "Why didn't you come when I was born?"
"Actually, I came, but your mother dropped you when she was going to the toilet... I really couldn't come forward."
"Ah? It turned out to be because of this... Then I..." The little emperor was ashamed and angry.
"Let's go, kid. The two elders of Xuanming will always forgive their kids."
...
Watched the confused little emperor leave.
Zhang Biao put his hands on his hips and said helplessly: "What are you doing, Master Xu? You're messing around!"
"You're thinking of this really bad idea... It doesn't feel good at all." Xu Shan shook his head and smiled bitterly.
The Mortal Dynasty is not challenging for him at all. It's just a dimensionality reduction attack!
It's like he turned on a hack to kill monsters, and there is no pleasure at all.
"What do you want to do after that? You won't deliver babies anymore."
"There's nothing to do. Let's travel around..." Xu Shan looked around in confusion, and his eyes turned to the location of the palace.
"Hey, how about we make a bet?"
"What bet?" Zhang Biao asked.
"We'll come back here a hundred years later and bet whether there is still an emperor in Sifang City. I guess there is no emperor."
"What's there to guess? There must be! How can there be no emperor? Is it reasonable for a country to have no emperor?"
"Heh, not necessarily." Xu Shan smiled slightly.
After living here for a hundred years, the mortal dynasties in this world have been in a stable state.
Much stronger than in history books.
Usually the emperors don't make a lot of trouble, the ministers are not greedy, and there are few wars.
But the country has not developed much, and technology is out of the question.
It has always been self-sufficient...
The reason is very simple. In a world with immortals, smart people spend their entire lives studying immortals... And for politicians, any pursuit below the immortals seems too insignificant, so they don't like to make a lot of trouble.
Now this long-term stability is broken by this external force, which will definitely produce some wonderful changes.
"Let's wait and see. Let's go sightseeing first, and come back a hundred years later to see it!"
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