My magic weapons are all rule-based

Northland, Shuijing Domain.

The teleportation array was transferred all the way, and it was not far from Lijia Village.

Three figures in the sky were moving slowly.

Xu Shan looked down and saw that the village seemed to have stopped suddenly.

Zhang Biao and Shanhu stopped in the air at the same time, looked at Xu Shan and said, "Why don't you leave? It's another nine hundred miles to Lijia Village."

"No." Xu Shan hesitated, "Just stay here."

"What's good to live in this wilderness?" Shanhu rolled his eyes.

Zhang Biao said nothing and landed directly in the village.

Xu Shan landed immediately, and Shanhu followed helplessly.

After paying some money and buying a pretty good wooden house in the village, Zhang Biao put all the furniture and walked out the door and said, "Then live here, it's not far away anyway."

"It's good." Xu Shan walked straight into the wooden house.

"What are you doing? We are almost at Lijia Village." Shanhu held Zhang Biao and said, "There is nothing to do in this broken place."

"Mr. Xu doesn't want to go, why go back? It's the same here. It's convenient to go back to Lijia Village if there is danger."

"Why don't you want to go back? Lijia Village is much better than this."

"Can't you see that he feels embarrassed? That's it. If you don't want to stay, go back by yourself."

"Tsk." Shanhu said unhappily, "He still cares about his face. Okay, then I'll stay with him!"

.....

The second time they settled down, the three chose Shiqiaohe Village.

Eighty years passed in a flash. Xu Shan was getting older and older. His handsome face was gone and his hair was white.

His strength had regressed to the level of Qi Refining... but his body was declining even more.

He was almost inferior to ordinary mortals. If he didn't have spiritual power, he couldn't even run fast.

Xu Shan drank all day and got drunk. The local wine was enough to get him drunk.

Zhang Biao was helpless about this.

...

That day, the sun set.

Xu Shan pushed open the wooden door and moved towards the hall step by step.

Zhang Biao was sitting in the hall with Shanhu, fighting with his fingers instead of swords.

Hearing the strange sound, they both turned their heads to look at Xu Shan.

Seeing his state, Zhang Biao couldn't help but said in surprise: "Master Xu, I didn't drink today. OK, you've made progress."

Shanhu stroked his smooth chin and glanced at Xu Shan with a playful look.

Xu Shan stood in a strange posture, his face full of embarrassment.

Zhang Biao was stunned and asked: "What's wrong?"

"Can you...can..." Xu Shan's expression became more and more embarrassed. He gritted his teeth for a long time and said, "Can you find me...some toilet paper?"

"Hand, toilet paper?" Zhang Biao was confused, "What for?"

Xu Shan's face became redder and redder, so red that it was scary.

"Go...go to the toilet."

"Ah!" Zhang Biao suddenly woke up and went out decisively.

A few minutes later, he returned and took out a stack of soft straw paper and slapped it on Xu Shan's hand.

"Go ahead."

Xu Shan thanked him, clamped his legs together, and hurriedly leaned against the wall to get out of the door.

"Can't he even do the fasting now? When will he eat?" Zhang Biao said in a heavy tone.

"He couldn't do it last night. He must have been hungry, so he went out to steal a basket of pears." Shanhu put her hands behind her head and laughed, "Good guy, he must have been holding it in for a day and a night, I didn't expect he would have this day."

"Why didn't you tell me earlier!" Zhang Biao glared at Shanhu.

"What did I tell you? Aren't you practicing?" Shanhu rolled her eyes.

"Tell me immediately if something like this happens in the future."

"Why? Who do you think you are! And you're ordering me around?"

The two were arguing fiercely, and suddenly they stopped tacitly.

Sobs were coming from the toilet...

.....

Time passed in a flash, and another ten years passed.

Xu Shan was hunched over, his face was covered with wrinkles...It was already a little inconvenient for him to move.

There was a square table in the wooden house, and it was full of food.

Xu Shan was wearing a worn-out hurdle vest that he had made himself, sitting on a bench in a sloppy manner.

He scratched his chest and leaned over to the dining table in a daze.

He said with a sigh, "Why are you eating noodles again? Can you not eat noodles?"

"If you have noodles, just eat them! This noodle shop is famous for its delicious stewed meat, and this time the stewed meat is different. Besides, aren't there other dishes?" Zhang Biao served a bowl of noodles, poured the stewed meat on it and placed it in front of Xu Shan.

Then he served a bowl to Shanhu, and finally served a bowl to himself.

Xu Shan used the chopsticks to stir hard...

"Eat it, what are you stirring there?" Shanhu rolled her eyes.

If it weren't for taking care of Xu Shan's mood, she and Zhang Biao would not bother to eat this garbage.

Xu Shan said nothing, but just kept stirring.

After stirring halfway, he took out the chopsticks and put them in his mouth to sip twice, and continued stirring.

This scene made Shanhu's veins jump.

Feeling that the marinade was all mixed, Xu Shan put down his chopsticks and reached under the table to fumble for a while.

After fumbling for a long time, he took out his hand and put it to his nose and began to sniff...

With a snap!

Shanhu slammed the chopsticks and stood up angrily.

"Are you fucking done yet! Picking your feet while eating, can't you let me eat!"

"I have athlete's foot, it's itchy..." Xu Shan slowly looked at Shanhu with a squint.

"Then what the hell are you smelling! Can you take a shower? I haven't taken a shower for a month! Can't you even tell the difference between fragrance and stench now?" Shanhu pointed at Xu Shan's nose and cursed, "It's fine if you give up on yourself, but you're not even human, looking at me with lustful eyes every day! Ah! What the hell are you trying to do!"

Xu Shan's face was pulled, and he directly put down the bowl and turned his head and left.

"It's true that there is no filial son in front of a long-term patient's bed! I won't eat anymore, I'm angry!"

"Xu Shan! You stinky and shameless old man, you really treat me as your grandson!" Shanhu put his hands on his hips and cursed.

"What are you doing?" Zhang Biao quickly reached out to grab Shanhu, and said with a bitter face, "Stop scolding, isn't he always like this?"

"Let's eat... It's better for the three of us to live a good life."

"I can't live like this for a day!" Shanhu covered her face sadly, "In a few years, won't I have to take care of him?"

"It's not your turn to take care of him even if it's a shit or a piss!" Zhang Biao knocked on the table and questioned Shanhu, "I ask you, he was sleeping in the yard yesterday, why did you lift him up to the ground when he was sleeping well? Are you bored?!"

"He snores, it's so noisy..." Shanhu was a little embarrassed, and then changed the subject, "Hey, he's still looking at me with lustful eyes, what do you think he wants to do?"

Zhang Biao looked helpless: "Being able to look at me with lustful eyes means he's still like a living person, he just looks at me, he's been impotent for a long time, what else can he do?"

"That thing was not used many times when he was young, and he's still excited when he's old." Shanhu was furious.

"That's right, just those few times, he almost used it on me." Zhang Biao sighed.

With a sneer, Shanhu laughed.

But soon fell silent again.

"Actually, I admire you very much. You really serve him like a father and an ancestor. Did you owe him a debt in your previous life?"

"Oh, maybe." Zhang Biao let out a long sigh and said sadly, "I only have this one brother, what else can I do? Let's not talk about this, let's eat."

"If he doesn't eat, what else can we eat?"

"That's right... share the things with the villagers. Don't waste them because they cost money to buy them."

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