My magic weapons are all rule-based

Iced black tea!

It was indeed iced black tea, and it was his favorite one-liter bottle.

A loser's drink!

But the problem is... it's just an empty bottle, without a lid.

What the hell can it be used for? Throw it away?

Xu Shan was anxious and didn't know what to do, when Lu Wanjun arrived!

He was filled with fighting spirit: "Brother, come and fight me!"

Xu Shan was a little overwhelmed holding the bottle of iced black tea, and was still thinking frantically about how to use it.

Feeling the temperature behind him soar, Xu Shan quickly turned around to check.

Lu Wanjun shouted: "Where are you going to run to? It's just a fight. Don't you think the descendant of the boxing god has this little courage... Ah~ Ah! Fuck!!!"

Under Xu Shan's horrified eyes, Lu Wanjun, who was chasing fiercely, suddenly stopped in mid-air.

He cried desperately, and his waist shrugged inexplicably.

A stream of clear orange-yellow strange liquid shot out from the ╰ひ╯ part through the trousers.

And the urine arrow was flying steadily towards his right hand holding the iced black tea bottle at high speed, like a flying arrow!

In a flash, Xu Shan instinctively took back the bottle and dodged sideways.

He narrowly avoided the "fatal" blow.

The next moment, time seemed to be still, and no one moved!

Xu Shan's lips moved twice and swallowed his saliva.

Just now... he seemed to have not noticed that he pointed the mouth of the iced black tea bottle at Lu Wanjun, and then the other party urinated...

He could confirm that it was the effect of the props, and his spiritual power was consumed just now, although it was not much.

After the urine came out, it would fly into the bottle, it seemed like this.

Sucking urine bottle, forced urination?

Is this reasonable?

It seems reasonable to put urine in the iced black tea bottle... But the other person has no urine, and it is too overbearing to force urine into it.

No, I have to try again to confirm.

Xu Shan moved his wrist slightly in his sleeve and pointed the bottle mouth at a monk who was watching below.

The man's face suddenly turned pale, his legs were clamped together, and he looked around hurriedly, as if he was looking for a toilet.

Xu Shan quickly moved the bottle mouth away, secretly happy.

Alas, it's just as I guessed!

The first blue disc that came out seemed a little weird for some reason, but it was right this time... The second prop looked much more normal.

....

Lu Wanjun froze in mid-air, his face under the mask was miserable, his face was changing from pale to blue, and his brain felt as uncomfortable as if there were ten thousand steel needles stuffed in it.

What's wrong with me... What happened just now? !

Two completely different feelings inside and outside the body.

Someone was sucking outside, and someone was squeezing inside... I couldn't hold it back for a while and it all came out.

Hallucination! It must be an illusion!

There is no way this could happen! I just promoted to Jindan, and I have the Xuanyang Tyrant Body.

How could I be incontinent! In public!

But the wet crotch doesn't seem fake...

It's not just Lu Wanjun who was stunned, there were also Liu Chengfeng and others who were a few meters away.

The five looked at each other, not daring to step forward for a while.

I've never seen anything like this!

He peed in the middle of a fight, what the hell is going on?

You're saying he was scared to pee, but you can't tell that he was so fierce in the fight.

Does he have any hidden illness? He still insisted on getting ahead.

But it should be said that Lu Wanjun is indeed extremely powerful.

The force of the urine through the pants is stronger than archery... He is really the best among men.

The five people had different thoughts, and the onlookers outside had already opened their mouths wide, and their minds were still in the shocking scene just now.

"Oh my god, Lu Wanjun was beaten to pee..."

"Is he Lu Wanjun from Yanpan Sect? How could he be beaten to pee?"

"He is not Lu Wanjun, our chief is in seclusion in the sect. Besides... that man was not beaten to pee, he clearly peed himself..."

"Fuck! Lu Wanjun was beaten to pee from a distance!"

The news spread quickly, and in the distance, there were groups of flying boats, and all the cultivators' eyes were focused on the flying boat of Yanpan Sect.

The cultivators of Yanpan Sect lowered their heads at the same time, and their old faces were all red.

The chief was scared to pee... How the hell can this be explained! The ancestor came out of seclusion to see this disciple, but today he did this!

The leader of Yanpan Sect stood beside his ancestor trembling, and the powerful spiritual pressure emanating from the other party almost made him breathless: "Ancestor... Wanjun... what should we do?"

The ancestor of Yanpan Sect looked gloomy and stared at Xu Shan closely.

There is a problem, he can see that the problem must be with that guy.

But he can't think of what means can suddenly make someone pee... This is really beyond his comprehension.

Heavenly power? That thing is closely related to the law, and there is no such obscene law.

He has lived for thousands of years and has never seen anyone use such means in a battle.

Means or something, it's not uncommon to do dirty work.

Catch him and interrogate him in person and you will know.

The problem now is that there are too many people today... The face of the sect may be greatly damaged.

"What should I do..." The ancestor of the Yanpan Sect said in a low voice, "Let's go back and ask him to change his name. Fortunately, he was asked to wear a mask."

"The ancestor is wise!"

....

After a moment, Lu Wanjun thought hard but to no avail, and with a feeling of shame and anger, he looked at Xu Shan fiercely: "You did it!"

After thinking about it, it seemed that this was the only possibility. The urine was flying towards him!

Liu Chengfeng and others panted, waiting for Xu Shan's answer.

Xu Shan hesitated for a moment, and said in a deep voice: "Yes, this is... the inheritance of the boxing god, the fishy method! Who of you dares to fight? I will not hold back and fight together!"

As soon as these words came out, the outside world exclaimed in unison.

"Oh my God! The fishy method... the urine method! What the hell is this? The last inheritance of Zhenwu Kuilou is this virtue?"

"Is this the secret of the boxing god's invincibility?"

"I will never believe in ancient legends again..."

For a time, countless people's dreams were shattered.

The reputation of the boxing god Lie Jiuzhong was harmed.

At this moment, the magnificent, strange and moving ancient times collapsed to a certain extent in everyone's hearts.

Everyone sighed in their hearts that the ancient people played too dirty...

...

It really was him! !

Lu Wanjun's eyes were bloodshot, and he let out a desperate roar and rushed straight towards Xu Shan.

"I will kill you!!!"

Xu Shan raised his hand and took a stance, secretly facing him with the mouth of the bottle.

The strange feeling of the inner force of the front sucking emerged again, and Lu Wanjun, who was originally full of murderous aura, suddenly felt like falling into an ice cave and stopped in place urgently.

"You are shameless! Do you still have face to use such means!" Lu Wanjun accused with blood and tears.

"I am more shameless than you think." Xu Shan talked and laughed freely.

"You wait!!!" Lu Wanjun roared in grief and anger, and evacuated the battlefield at the speed of light.

Can't fight, this battle can't be fought anyway.

He couldn't control his urine at all...

Imagining himself fighting with others, there was a kind of heart-wrenching pain.

This revenge will be avenged later!

Lu Wanjun withdrew, and Xu Shan turned his gloomy eyes to Liu Chengfeng and others.

Several people looked pale and waved their hands in tacit agreement: "We won't fight anymore, goodbye, brother."

"Farewell? You want to leave after offending me? It's not that easy!"

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