My magic weapons are all rule-based

"Tsk, wouldn't it be better if you just cooperated earlier?" Xu Shan's expression returned to a gentle state. "We are not bad brothers. Don't be so defensive against us."

"If you are willing to behave yourself and stop playing tricks, I will let you out and we can talk slowly. How about that?"

"Okay, you let me out. I won't play tricks."

Lu Xiangjun pulled Xu Shan over and whispered, "Brother, what are you going to do?"

"Wait and see. I have a plan. It's a good thing anyway."

Xu Shan took back the washing machine. Lin Yue fell to the ground with nothing in her lower body.

When she stood up, a pair of eyes with infinite hatred immediately met Xu Shan and the others.

Xu Shan said nothing and let out the washing machine again.

With a thud, Lin Yue got into it as expected.

...

This cycle repeated three times, and Lin Yue stood there aggrieved, her eyes became evasive, and she dared not look at anyone...

Xu Shan smiled: "Junior Sister Lin, it's not that I want to torture you. It wasn't long before you pretended to surrender and attacked and injured someone. It was really because you were too thoughtful, and I had to be on guard for safety."

Lin Yue lowered her head and dared not speak like a primary school student who had made a mistake.

As soon as the box of magic weapons appeared, she wanted to get in... She couldn't control herself at all!

The teleportation jade slip was not in her hand, and she had no means of escape.

"In fact, we can kill you, but we brothers are all cultivators with great love in our hearts. There is no deep hatred between you and me, so there is no need to take your life, even though you are here to take our lives." Xu Shan said.

Lin Yue said in a muffled voice: "Just tell me what you want from me."

"Join my team, let's go to the secret realm together! There is strength in numbers, we will definitely win in the secret realm, what do you think?"

Lin Yue didn't even think about it: "Okay, I agree."

"You haven't asked how to divide the collected resources."

"Whatever, you have the final say."

Xu Shan pondered: "That won't work, our team must have a rule, how about this, all the resources you collect will be counted as my Xinglan Sect for the time being, and the distribution details will be slowly planned later, what do you think?"

Don't they all belong to you? I'm just a slave... Is it fun to pretend?

Lin Yue bit her lower lip tightly and said aggrievedly: "Okay!"

"Okay, there is a ceremony that you need to perform before joining us." Xu Shan said as he took out the stir-fried dishes prepared in advance from the storage bag.

Handed them to Lin Yue: "Eat this dish, from now on we are friendly teammates."

Eat the dish?

Lin Yue looked at Xu Shan suspiciously.

Xu Shan smiled and said, "Don't be afraid. If I want to harm you, I don't have to do anything here. This is a dish cooked by Tianyun's magic. It can restore your spirit. I think you should have heard of my story."

"Well... I heard it, but I didn't expect it was you..." Lin Yue looked at the dish and murmured.

This dish is too tempting. I have never seen anything that looks so delicious.

And there is no need for him to poison the dish.

Just eat it!

Lin Yue picked up the dish from the plate, closed her eyes and mustered up the courage to put it in her mouth.

A blushing voice sounded...

"This taste is too novel. The combination of noodles and scrambled eggs slides into the mouth together. When you bite it, the beef gravy overflows and combines with the ingredients of the scrambled eggs to produce a rich and mellow taste. At first glance, it seems to be a simple concept, but it can produce such a fresh effect..."

Xu Shan silently picked up the projection jade slip and aimed it at Lin Yue who was posing coquettishly.

Lu Xiangjun was lost and muttered to herself: "Fuck...Is this how I eat?"

A minute later, Lin Yue opened her eyes, and she looked refreshed, and all the depression in her heart was gone.

"Junior Sister Lin, is it delicious?"

"The divine power of Tianyun is indeed extraordinary. I have learned a lesson today."

"That's good, look up."

Xu Shan smiled slightly, took out the projection jade slip, and shot the light screen into the air.

Lin Yue's head and hips were exposed, accompanied by blushing words.

Xu Shan took two steps back to get the picture as close to Lin Yue as possible.

Enlarge, enlarge again, every hair can be seen clearly!

Lin Yue had goose bumps all over her body, and looked at herself in the light screen stupidly.

When the whole movie was over, a trace of blood rushed from her neck to the top of her head!

The Broken Heart Lotus soared into the air, and the flying knife circled.

"I have already agreed to cooperate with you, why do you still insult me ​​like this?" Lin Yue asked with tears in her eyes.

Xu Shan shrugged: "Junior sister, you are too dangerous. There must be a basis for our cooperation, and this is the basis."

"If everything goes well, I will make this thing disappear. If you dare to rebel, don't blame me for being rude. At that time, I will directly leave the secret realm and announce it to the world."

"In fact, I don't think you will do anything stupid. After all... you don't want the whole cultivation world to see you being coquettish, right?"

"You... you... I will cooperate with you." Lin Yue was so angry that she trembled all over, "but you promise not to show this thing to others!"

"Well, I promise."

"Then swear!"

"I swear..."

Lu Xiangjun pulled Xu Shan away and reminded him: "Junior brother, we can't swear casually. Promises that go against your heart will cause big trouble on the road of cultivation in the future."

"What if I don't care?"

"If you are heartless, there will definitely be no impact."

Xu Shan walked back to Lin Yue and swore to the sky: "I swear, if I disclose your privacy to outsiders, let me be struck by five thunders and die a miserable death. Every time you break through the realm, you will suffer from the inner demons, and your cultivation will never improve again!"

"From now on, you will officially join us. People of the same family should not lie to each other!"

Lin Yue's face was slightly relieved: "Okay, remember your oath. From today on, I will be under your command until I leave the secret realm... I don't know what your names are, how to call you?"

"This is my senior brother, you can call him Senior Brother Lu, as for me... you can call me Master Xu."

"Don't call him Senior Brother Lu, call him Master Lu." Lu Xiangjun added.

Lin Yue sighed lightly: "Two masters, what should we do now?"

"Let's continue to find teammates, treat everyone to dinner, and strive to unite everyone to sweep the secret realm!"

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