My magic weapons are all rule-based
Chapter 85: Fragrance Pill!
The atmosphere above Qingshan Market began to become weird.
Xu Shan was watching the joke, while others were looking in the mirror.
Breakthrough... is an extremely private matter, although most people consider it from the perspective of safety.
But the process of cleansing the tendons and marrow is also one of the links.
After all, it is indeed indecent, dirty all over, and all the impurities in the body are removed.
But this is just a small matter, isn't it better to wash it clean? Everyone is the same
Now that it has been brought to the public, the heart of the spectator sank to the bottom of the valley, and he couldn't help but think of himself.
So... is this what I was like when I broke through?
The whole body will also make that kind of sound of soup and water....
For a while, everyone was disgusted enough, even Huang Zhiwen was no exception!
The picture above continued!
Not only was the air in Qingshan Market stagnant, but the scene in the picture was also stagnant.
Xiao Yan was thrown a face full of mud spots of unknown composition, floating stupidly in the air, her face kept changing... After a while, she began to bend over and vomit.
"Ugh~~"
The vomit was scattered in the air.
Tangshan also had a miserable face, his whole body was sticky and dirty, and he floated in the sky in an extremely embarrassed manner.
The old man of the Xiao family was furious: "Shameless! Breaking through in public, do you disciples of Qingyun Sect use such despicable means!"
The elders of Qingyun Sect dared to lose face and scolded Tangshan: "Tangshan! You have ruined the sect's reputation. From now on, there will be no disciple like you in Qingyun Sect!"
Tangshan's eyes were blank and he suddenly fell from the sky.
He knelt down on the tired bed with a bang, and two tears drew two mud grooves on his face.
He hit the ring hard, and Tangshan shed tears of regret and said sadly: "I'm sorry... I really don't have the qualifications to marry Xiao Yan..."
Qingshan Market was still quiet.
The crowd looked extremely ugly!
What is this! ! Disgusting, so fucking disgusting!
I thought there would be a fierce battle, but the protagonist threw shit all over the sky, causing the opponent to spit it directly into the sky... and was expelled from the sect in the end.
Is this what really happened in the world...
Seeing that the effect was similar to what he expected, Xu Shan smiled.
The plot continued in the sky.
Tang Shan knelt on the ground, and the camera slowly moved behind him.
The picture began to turn gray and snowflakes appeared, and the bgm of "Where is the happiness you promised" sounded...
The lonely back added a bit of sadness.
The time and space in the picture paused at this moment.
The picture turned gray because Xu Shan put a piece of gray translucent cotton-covered inferior jade in front of the projection jade slip and changed the filter manually.
As for the bgm, he practiced whistling for two days, blowing it while recording...
The projection jade slip cannot be edited, and the playback position can only be adjusted quickly. In order to pursue the advertising effect, he tried his best to shoot it in one shot!
Such a rough finished product also made the audience below dumbfounded.
I haven't seen it! I have never seen such a fresh and eye-catching thing...
The whistle sounded for about ten seconds, and the camera began to move towards the sky, and a deep male voice sounded.
"One breakthrough, a lifetime of inner demons!"
"You are so glorious in front of people, but you urinate and defecate everywhere behind people!"
"Who urinated and defecate everywhere! That is impurities. Who the hell did this? Is there something wrong with your Baodan Sect? Do you jump out to disgust people on purpose?"
For a while, the audience below cursed loudly, and everyone was angry.
It was obviously impurities, which made them say so disgusting.
I didn't think much about it, but now I am disgusted. Isn't this deliberately looking for trouble!
Many people have summoned flying swords and are staring at them.
Huang Zhiwen was on high alert, not daring to relax a bit, and he also cursed in his heart.
This Xu Shan can really cause trouble for him!
There is no problem with his Tao heart, but he made it a problem. Isn't this just filling people's brains with evil thoughts!
I'm afraid that the stall will be overturned today...
Xu Shan saw this and quickly accelerated the playback progress!
The speed in the picture began to increase.
"Breakthrough in realm is the unspeakable pain in the heart of every cultivator. Every time midnight comes, it can still make you toss and turn in bed and feel embarrassed."
After saying this, the gray "filter" was removed, and the picture began to show the clear blue sky, white clouds, and sunshine.
A pill emerged from the bottom of the picture to the center.
The deep male voice rose again: "But it's here!!!"
The tense atmosphere below was dispersed, and everyone's attention returned to the picture.
"Xiang Shen Dan!"
"Bao Dan Zong devoted himself to the exclusive secret recipe, specially designed for cultivators to solve the pain in their hearts."
"Let you not be afraid of what others say, relax your heart, break through in battle, be as free as the wind, and be yourself easily!"
"The Xiang Shen Dan, which is carefully prepared with 22 spiritual medicines and refined for 49 days, can not only purify impurities in the body, but also emit a quiet and focused fragrance, helping you to stabilize your heart for a long time."
Xiang Shen Dan!
It actually solved this problem, and it can also purify impurities and stabilize the heart of Tao?
As soon as the slogan came out, the simple monks who were just watching the show were shocked.
But before they were shocked, the picture moved back to the bottom again.
The fierce battle between Xiao Yan and Tang Shan returned to the previous minute.
Tang Shan retreated to the edge of the ring, spitting blood, and then shouted: "I'm going to break through!!!"
The whole person jumped high, and his momentum was surging in the air!
Just as the audience was wondering why it was replayed again, the senior of Qingyun Sect below the ring flicked his finger!
A pill flew into Tangshan's mouth.
biu... Of course, Xu Shan made the sound with his mouth.
Xiao Yan flew towards Xu Shan again with her sword, and Tangshan roared in the air, just like before!
Just when the audience thought that Fen Tangzi was going to slap her in the face again.
Tangshan burst out a ball of powder mist all over his body, covering the two of them.
The scene shifted to the bottom of the ring, and the Xiao family members and Qingyunmen beside the ring closed their eyes in ecstasy.
After three seconds, the powder mist dissipated, and a man and a woman were already hugging each other affectionately in the air.
Close-up!
Xiao Yan closed her eyes, a trace of tears appeared in the corners of her eyes, and she gently inhaled the fragrance emanating from Tangshan.
"Brother Shan, you are not injured... It's not that I don't want to marry you, it's really that the clan is forcing you. Since you have broken through the foundation today, I will be with you even if I die!"
The scene moved up slightly, Tangshan was graceful, hugged the beauty in his arms affectionately, and said in disbelief.
"Yan'er, you..."
Just then.
The elder of the Xiao family gave a thumbs up and said happily: "Good! You are worthy of being my son-in-law of the Xiao family. You have passed the test! But why can you break through the foundation so smoothly, and even emit such a refreshing and invigorating smell?"
Tang Shan faced the camera, righteously and sonorously said: "Because I used the Xiangshen Pill of the Baodan Sect!"
The picture returned to the air, and a strong male voice said: "Xiangshen Pill!"
"After 109 quality inspections, there is no toxic side effect. It is developed by combining the most advanced alchemy theory and ancient pill formula in the alchemy world, condensing the wisdom of the ancients and the ten The Nine Dao Dan Dao has made a major innovation, and only uses the earth-level Dan furnace for refining. "
"Just to help you break through every time, you can get rid of the worries of the inner demons and live a new life! Daily use will have better effects."
"The Baodan Sect hereby solemnly promises you that if the pill is ineffective, we will compensate you!"
"If the pill has toxic side effects, we will compensate you!"
"If the pill is not effective, we will compensate you!"
"The Xiangshen Pill will be sold for the first time in Qingshan Market today. Each pill is only sold at the cost price of a medium-grade spirit stone. The quantity is limited and it is on a first-come, first-served basis!"
With a bang, the flying sword in the hand of an unknown cultivator fell to the ground.
But no one cared anymore. Everyone stared at the stall in front of Xu Shan with their eyes wide open.
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