My magic weapons are all rule-based

"Fat Tou... you can call me whatever you like. What do you want to do?" Fat Tou asked, "What's your name again?"

"Just call me Mr. Xu." Xu Shan pointed around: "What do you think of the scenery here?"

"Just like that, nothing special."

"Is there any place more beautiful than this?"

"They're all the same. I don't feel any difference."

Xu Shan was speechless for a moment, then paused and continued: "You and I will cooperate. I will find someone to build a house and build a palace for you here. Do you understand what I mean?"

"I understand everything, just tell me."

"After we have built the house and repaired the palace, I will invite the monks to come here to visit. You will bring your tribe to perform for the monks. If you perform, you will get spiritual stones. Lots of spiritual stones."

"I'll set aside an area specifically for monks to fish. I'll invite people over. And you... get some other fish for the monks to catch. You are experienced in this area. Don't let them catch too much. Don’t let them catch too little and earn their spiritual stones.”

"We will share the spiritual stones we earn, you take 30% and I take 70%."

"Hey! Why do you take 70%? We are all doing the coolies." The big turtle said angrily.

"I can kill you at any time, is that enough? I don't care if you want to kill me, and now I'm making you rich, so you can just have fun!"

"Okay, as long as you say it's okay!" The fat man nodded repeatedly.

"Hey~ That's right, you can follow me." Xu Shan hugged Fatty and pointed around.

"Ah, later on I will build a viewing platform here, a fighting fish farm here, and an aquarium here... I will get all those cheap things under the sea that are rare among human monks. , let’s build a golden and dark pit in that area..."

Xu Shan slowly narrated, and the fish around him looked dumb.

"That's basically it. I have to plan carefully when I go back. But there is one thing we can agree on. All the fish you manage are not allowed to urinate in my scenic spot! Anyone who dares to urinate in public will be stewed immediately. Got it!"

"If you can't hold it in any longer, I'll build a toilet for you...the toilet is just a latrine, so go and solve the problem in the toilet."

The fish are roaring!

“Isn’t it natural to not allow fish to poop or urinate anywhere in the sea?”

"That's right, why don't you let the fish poop? Do you want us to suffocate to death? I have to poop everywhere!"

"What is a toilet! Why do you have to go to the toilet to defecate? Can't you just defecate casually?!"

The fat man was also confused: "Yes, why do you have to go to a special place to poop? I don't understand."

"I don't care whether you understand it or not, but no fish is allowed! If you do, there will be no spiritual stones. If you don't, you will make a lot of money! You have become a sperm, and you can't even hold your shit! Why are you building a foundation? , I still have to poop, is there anything wrong with me?" Xu Shan was angry.

"Then we can't control it. We eat as soon as we open our mouths. We eat from morning to night. How can we fix it if we don't poop?" The fat man's head was filled with questions.

"You guys also eat shit?"

"Eat some sometimes, it's unavoidable."

"...."

Xu Shan felt short of breath, and all his fantasies about mermaids were shattered at this moment...

Although the monster's intelligence has improved, there are still many problems in cross-race communication.

"Okay, okay, I don't care what you say. If you want to cooperate, this is my request. Can you do it?"

"If you can do it, I'll just let you hold it in for a while, or you can use water plants to carry it." The fat-headed fish affirmed.

"Okay, very good! Then you can stay here and wait for me to inform you later." After Xu Shan said this, he took out more than two thousand spiritual stones and sprinkled them into the sea. "If you use these spiritual stones, they will be counted as part of our cooperation." Sincerity. I don’t need any guarantees from you. I’ll come back to you. Is there any problem?”

"No problem, Mr. Xu!"

Seeing the spiritual stones all over the ground, Fat Tou promised loudly and happily.

I thought I was going to die today, but I didn’t expect to meet a good person!

Xu Shan sighed secretly in his heart.

The opportunity for the treasure is gone, so this trip cannot be in vain.

The investment in the project of underwater resort is not big, but the return is huge, so it is a worthwhile trip.

A group of fat-headed fish began to collect spiritual stones all over the ground.

Xu Shan thought for a while and said: "Is there really no chance in the sea? Tell me any mysterious place. That Jedi you were whispering behind my back before...what is that?"

"I really don't know what the chance is, but that Jedi exists." Fatty recalled, "Hmm... It's a strange place. It has existed for a long time. It existed before I was born."

"That place is a little far away from here. It's a trench. It's so dark down there that you can't see anything, but I feel panicked when I get close. I've seen a very ferocious giant monster try to rush in, but nothing happened. , the body surfaced."

"Is it a formation?"

"Well, I've heard of the formation, but I haven't seen what it looks like. It doesn't look like a place where human monks stayed. I haven't seen any special traces, and I haven't seen anyone go there. I generally don't go deep. There is no danger in the trench. Do you want to go and see it? "

"Well... take me there." Xu Shan stood up.

No matter what, you're here, and it doesn't hurt to take a look at something you're interested in.

....

Follow Fat Tou on his way as fast as he can.

Half an hour later, Xu Shan appeared on a trench.

The edge of the trench is densely populated with corals.

The area below was deep, like a black hole.

"This is it. Usually, few sea creatures are willing to come here." Fathead stared blankly at the bottom, "Do you feel anything?"

"Yes..." Xu Shan swallowed his saliva, and his heart beat faster unconsciously.

Weird, he just stared at the trench, and he felt a sense of panic.

It seemed that there was some powerful existence below.

This didn't look like a formation... The formation should not have such a heart-pounding reaction if it was not triggered.

But when the divine sense probed over, nothing was found until the bottom.

Go down and take a look in person?

He didn't dare to go, it was too risky.

"Don't you know anything? No other information. Has anything come up from here?"

"I don't know. Who likes to stay in a place like this... Maybe only the corals can understand something. Unfortunately, I have never heard of creatures in the sea that can communicate with corals, even soft corals. I think these corals may be thousands or tens of thousands of years old, but they still can't communicate with other creatures."

"Really... This thing has lived for so long?" Xu Shan turned his eyes to the coral.

"That's right, I won't be wrong."

"Okay." Xu Shan slowly sank into the trench, summoned the Poké Ball in his hand, and accurately smashed it towards a soft coral floating with the water below.

A red light flashed, and the coral was collected in the ball.

After several attempts to release it, a human voice finally came into Xu Shan's ears.

"I can speak, meow?!"

"Fuck! The coral speaks human language!!!" Fathead shouted in shock.

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(The board is late, not because I am lazy, but because I want to give my brothers something big, no reason, love explosion, love! ღ( ´･ᴗ･` ) love)