My Master Is a God
Chapter 142 You Are Not Human
The next day, when a ray of sunlight shone on the living room, Yang Yiyun opened his eyes.
But the next moment, he almost cried out~
At this moment, he is lying naked on the sofa, and the point is that there is a naked policewoman Ning Ke lying next to him~
Look at the mess in the living room again~ He felt guilty for a while, and after thinking about everything last night, it was clearly presented in his mind.
"Fucking Dragon Pill is harmful~"
Yang Yiyun smiled wryly in his heart and cursed.
Thinking about how he seemed to lose his mind at the last moment yesterday, according to the records in the cultivation classics left by his master, it seems to be a sign of madness.
But fortunately, Ning Ke's appearance finally didn't make him go crazy.
But now, after everything is normal, how to face Ning Ke is a difficult problem!
Seeing that there seemed to be tears on her face, Yang Yiyun felt guilty for a while.
However, I really can't blame him yesterday, but at the critical moment, Ning Ke didn't believe that he took the medicine, and in the end...
Quietly got up to get dressed, but found that whether it was his own clothes or Ning Ke's clothes, they were all rags, so dilapidated that they couldn't be worn at all.
He took a blanket to cover his body, got up and walked to the bedroom, changed into a new set of clothes, walked out, looked at Ning Ke who was sleeping on the sofa, walked to her side and gently picked her up and walked to the bedroom.
After all, sleeping on the sofa is not as comfortable as sleeping on the bed.
After covering her with a quilt, she walked out of the room and closed the door gently.
What Yang Yiyun didn't know at this time was that Ning Ke's face twitched a few times, and she curled her head into the bed.
…………
In the living room, Yang Yiyun looked at the mess everywhere and began to clean the battlefield.
Ten minutes later, after he packed up, there was a problem in front of him.
That is, Ning Ke's clothes were all torn into rags by him, and he wanted to buy clothes for her.
There are no women's clothes in the house.
And he had to buy everything from the inside to the outside, the coat was fine, the key was the underwear, how could he be a big man?
After struggling for a while, Yang Yiyun still went downstairs, what can I do if I don't buy it?
Regardless of whether it was intentional or unintentional or by mistake, it is a fact that the rice is cooked, and it is true that he must be responsible.
After going downstairs, Yang Yiyun drove to the nearest shopping mall, and walked into a women's underwear store timidly.
After entering, the salesperson was very enthusiastic and asked him with a smile if he bought underwear for his girlfriend.
Yang Yiyun could only nod in embarrassment.
But when the salesperson asked what size he needed, Yang Yiyun was a little dumbfounded. He knew that Ning Ke was very talented, but he didn't know what size it was. .”
The salesperson was taken aback for a moment, and after realizing it, he was overjoyed to meet a local tyrant with a silly hat. How many sets?
Hehe, two sets are also several sets, and nine sets are also several sets!
In a blink of an eye, the salesman stuffed nine sets into Yang Yiyun's hand, and said with a smile: "Sir, I'll pack a few sets for you in medium, large, and extra sizes. Please go to the cashier to pay."
Yang Yiyun himself felt very unnatural for a big man to buy underwear in a women's clothing store, and he took it to the cashier to check out without asking a few questions from the salesperson.
Good guy, the nine sets of underwear are really 110,000 yuan after checkout, and this is still a discount.
Hundreds of thousands is not much for Yang Yiyun now. He had heard that women's underwear was very expensive in school before, so he didn't care, swiped his card and walked out like an escape.
In the end, I bought three sets of clothes for Ning Yu, which cost 90,000 yuan, and I finally bought enough from inside to outside.
I went out of the shopping mall and went to the supermarket to buy some vegetables, and I was going to go home to cook. I calculated the time and it happened to be the weekend, so I didn't have to worry about going to work.
When she got home, she opened the door and found that Ning Ke was wearing his T-shirt, her hair was wet and she seemed to have just taken a shower, and she was watching TV on the sofa with Diao Er and Hou Doudou in her arms.
The two looked at each other, and Yang Yiyun said in embarrassment, "Why don't you sleep a little longer?"
Ning Ke blushed, and then said in a cold voice with a sullen face, "I'm not a pig~ I'm still asleep at ten o'clock."
Hearing Ning Ke's cold voice, Yang Yiyun felt very bitter. What he was afraid of was that Ning Ke would settle accounts after waking up. Now it seems that the situation is not good~
Immediately afterwards, Ning Ke spoke again, but Yang Yiyun almost fell over when she opened her mouth.
She said in a cold voice, "Yang Yiyun forced a woman to be a criminal policeman, do you know what the crime is?"
Yang Yiyun's face was full of embarrassment, and his heart was also trembling, but he knew that he couldn't argue with Ning Ke at this time, so he could only follow her and say good things.
Walking to Ning Ke's side, he smiled apologetically and said, "Well, I went to the mall to buy clothes for you, and I don't know if it's suitable and I bought a few more sets. You go try it, and I'll cook for you."
Ning Ke originally wanted to curse Yang Yiyun, but when she saw the big bag in his hand, it turned out that she had gone out to buy clothes for her. When she got up, she found that Yang Yiyun was not there. She thought that the bastard had absconded in fear of crime, but she wrongly blamed him .
Thinking of this, the anger in her heart subsided a little. Now clothes are really needed for her. Thinking about the scene of this bastard brutally tearing her whole body of clothes last night, Ning Ke couldn't help but blushed while being angry.
She lost it for the first time, and was snatched away by Yang Yiyun in a daze, which made her feel very uncomfortable. If she was wearing a gun at this moment, she would definitely shoot this bastard, right?
Thinking about it, she snorted coldly, grabbed the clothes bag in Yang Yiyun's hand and wanted to go to the bedroom to change.
But just as soon as she moved, she couldn't help but yelled out, and she slumped on the sofa. When she took a bath somewhere, she saw that it was very red and swollen.
"It's all this bastard. She was like the embodiment of a beast last night. She went back and forth eleven times, and she fainted three times." Ning Ke cursed in her heart.
Seeing Ning Ke's pale face and pained look, Yang Yiyun quickly went to help her and said, "Are you okay? What's wrong?"
When Ning Ke heard Yang Yiyun's question, she became angrier and cursed, "You bastard Yang Yiyun, you are not human~"
"Eh~ what's wrong with me?" Yang Yiyun looked innocent.
"You last night..." Ning Ke was in a hurry and almost lost her words, and stopped quickly.
But at this time, Yang Yiyun came to understand a little bit. Seeing that she was covering her stomach with one hand, she suddenly understood, it turned out to be...cough cough, what made her... last night...
"Ahem~" Yang Yiyun coughed twice in embarrassment, his face turned red, at this time he forcibly snatched Ning Ke into his arms.
"Bastard, what are you doing? You let me go?" Ning Ke was taken aback by Yang Yiyun's hug, thinking that he was going to behave like a beast again, she was really scared and shouted.
But Yang Yiyun accidentally slapped her on the buttocks and said: "Stop making trouble, I'll take you into the bedroom for treatment."
This scared Ning Ke a little wronged and a little hurt. After all, she didn't dare to make a fuss. She also knew that the bastard Yang Yiyun was indeed good at medical skills. Maybe he could really help her relieve it. The pain was so painful that it was difficult to walk. Just now She took a bath with tears in her eyes.
After Yang Yiyun carried Ning Ke into the bedroom and put him on the bed, he flipped his palm and took out a Body Tempering Pill that he made yesterday, divided it into two halves, took out half and said to Ning Ke, "Open your mouth and swallow~"
Ning Ke is a criminal policeman who often arrests criminals. The Tempering Body Pill can increase her physique. Yang Yiyun was afraid that she would not be able to bear the whole pill, so he gave her half of it. He thought that he would use his true energy to help her resolve it later, so that he could eliminate her faster. Body pain.
Facing the pill that Yang Yiyun took out, Ning Ke smelled a scent of medicine, and opened her mouth subconsciously, and Yang Yiyun stuffed it into her mouth in an instant.
"This is……"
"Don't talk, since you know the existence of ancient warriors, I'll teach you a mental formula today, follow me to read it carefully, don't have any distracting thoughts."
In fact, Yang Yiyun found a self-cultivation method called "Zixia Jue" in his mind, and planned to take the opportunity to guide Ning Ke to practice. Of course, in order to avoid trouble, he could only describe it as a martial arts method when giving it to her. Anyway, Ning Ke knew that ancient warriors existed.
Hearing Yang Yiyun's serious words, Ning Ke froze for a moment. She did know about ancient warriors, and there were people in her family who were real ancient warriors. She envied the elder sister who was accepted as a disciple by the mysterious sect of China who could practice ancient martial arts since she was a child. Wu, it's a pity that she didn't have that chance.
Now hearing that Yang Yiyun actually said that he wanted to teach her how to cultivate her mind, Ning Ke's heart moved immediately.
Just as Yang Yiyun sat on the bed and put his hands on her back, Ning Ke suddenly felt a hot current appearing in his body.
Immediately afterwards, I heard Yang Yiyun instruct again: "Follow me to read~ Ziqi comes from the east, the morning glow is all over the sky, the sky is in the sky, the ten directions of heaven and earth..."
Hearing the words read from Yang Yiyun's mouth, Ning Ke suddenly felt her mind calm down, and started to read along with Yang Yiyun!
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