My mental illness can't be cured by weird rules and rumors

(This book focuses on happiness, the protagonist is mentally ill, and the author and I want to substitute the protagonist, it is very reasonable to have occasional episodes, right?....... The

Second People's Hospital of Yunhai City, commonly known as a psychiatric hospital.

In the room of the treatment room on the second floor, the head of the psychiatric department is diagnosing and inquiring about the patient's condition on a daily basis.

"Nurse Lin, how is the patient's recent condition?Did you take medicine and eat on time, and how did you sleep at night?"

"Director, Gao Fei's recent condition is okay, some are taking medicine on time, some are sleeping on time, and his life is relatively normal...... Of course, this is not the normal kind of normal person compared to the previous one. However, the quality of sleep did not seem to be good, and last night he dragged an entire floor of twelve patients to play hide and seek. So far, nine people have returned to the ward safely.

The director frowned, looking very unhappy, and couldn't help but reprimand: "What about the other three? Don't you look for it? Didn't I say that you young people, your work attitude is very problematic!"

pinched the corner of her clothes, and Nurse Lin, who was at most twenty-three or fourteen years old and had a delicate appearance and fair skin, felt very aggrieved.

"Director, we can't be blamed for being irresponsible! A patient thinks that he is the water in the water pipe, and now he still holds the water pipe outside the building and does not let go, and the iron water pipe has fixed screws, and everyone does not dare to forcibly pull him away, for fear that the patient will be injured. I asked Goofy to find him, and Goofy said that a person's eyes can't see water through the pipe, and he can't find anyone. "

There is also a spring bamboo shoot that feels like it has just been unearthed, and I don't know when I dug a big hole in the back garden, and I don't know how to bury myself, so I show my head anyway, saying that no one came to dig myself."

"The last one is a little better, and she is currently following Dr. Liu on ward rounds, and she said that she is Dr. Liu's shoelace and is holding Dr. Liu's leg tightly. Fortunately, Dr. Liu was strong and strong, so he used a cart to support her and continue to do rounds.

After listening to Nurse Lin's statement, the director raised his hand to support his forehead, and looked helplessly at the pouting butt lying on the window, not knowing what kind of plane he was doing.

Since you came to the Second Hospital, I really haven't had a day of peace

!"Xiaofei, what are you now?

" "My name is Nohara Shinnosuke, I'm five years old this year, and I'm an idol child in the sunflower class of Futaba Kindergarten!Dynamic Light Wave!wahaha~~~" "

That...... Small...... Shinnosuke-san, as the idol child of the sunflower class, you play a role model, can you come over and take the medicine first?"

"No way!

Gao Feida began to enter the mental hospital when he was ten years old, and it has been a full four years since then, and most of the staff in the hospital are not as old as him.

Previously, during his normal time, he stole a doctor's outfit from the rest room of the hospital staff, wore a mask, and took the new Xi to Xi study in the hospital for a whole day.

During the period, I secretly looked through it, saying that it was my experience and notes in the hospital, which made the real Xi students stunned, and actually showed the stuffing when the dinner was opened in the evening.

When the Xi students reacted, looking at Goofy running away in Dumbo pants, the clothes left on the chair, and the secret book "Postpartum Care of Sows" that Goofy used to "teach" himself, he stood in place for a long time and could not forget.

The next day, the Xi student never appeared again, and later heard that he really went to work as a veterinarian, and went to the poor mountainous area to treat the cattle and horses of the farmers whose life was equivalent to that of cattle and horses, so as to heal his wounded soul.

I heard that he did a pretty good job, and he had nothing to do to shoot short videos of treating cattle and horses and other livestock, and now he is a million-fan Apu master.

But whenever an audience in the live broadcast room asked, why did he suddenly change his career to become a veterinarian when he was obviously a doctor.

He was silent for a while, and then silently lit a white gauze cigarette.

With a complicated expression, he looked at the old scalper who was grazing quietly on the side of the road, consistent and diligent, and said that philosophical but meaningful sentence.

"For an ox is a cow, a horse is a horse, and a cow and a horse are a cow and a horse.

"But there are people who just look like people on the outside. "

It's kind of a good thing that Goofy did inadvertently, but more often than not, it's an unspeakably bad thing.

Goofy, who has nothing to do in the hospital, often watches various anime, TV dramas, film and television dramas, etc., and plays either this or that every day.

Director Tube knows that he needs to cooperate with him in acting, and then coax him.

Hearing the words of the director of the tube, Gao Fei, who was pouting his buttocks, twisted half of his face, and the facial features on his delicate face were distorted, like an embarrassing word, and his mouth was dissatisfied and muttered high.

With a swing of his hand, he pulled his pants down halfway, revealing his white and round belly.

Then he raised his hand and patted his plump ass, making a snapping sound.

While shaking his ass from side to side, he shouted willfully.

"Ignore it! Ignore it

!" "Hey!"

sighed, and the director was helpless and a little relieved.

At least he didn't pull off his pants like last time, and dance at you with the other side in the face.

On

the spot, a man who was supposed to undergo a psychiatric test and wanted to escape responsibility with mental illness immediately opened his mouth to admit that he was a normal person and was arrested and tortured on the spot.

"Remember to give him medicine. "

What about the dosage?" "Increase the dosage!" "Until you are full!"

"Of course!

This is just the angry words of the director, after copying the pen and writing down the

type and dosage of the medicine needed, as well as some precautions.

Leave the matter of feeding the medicine to Nurse Lin, believing that she should be able to coax Gao Fei, and the director plans to dig out the "spring bamboo shoots" in the garden first, and then take out the "water" from the water pipe.

In the back garden, only one head is left, and the hair is smeared and straightened with mud as a bamboo shoot tip.

At the moment, he was fighting wits with the medical staff with shovels and hoes, and he refused to come out no matter what.

"Get out of here! Get out of here! Goofy hasn't found me yet! Only he can dig me out! What are you doing here...... It is destroying the ecological environment! Violating China's "Environmental Protection Law"! If you are caught, you will be punished by Aruba!"

Besides

, what the hell is it that you have to be punished by Aruba for destroying the environment

? Are you a little chirp who destroys the ecological environment, a homomorphic punishment

? "Don't play, okay? If you keep playing, you're going to catch a cold, so hurry back with me to take a shower and change into clean clothes." The

medical staff were full of helplessness, so they had to persuade each other.

But the reason why a mentally ill person suffers from mental illness is because he can't even persuade his own brain, so how can others easily persuade him?

"Spring bamboo shoots don't need to take a bath!" The

patient obviously has a set of logic that belongs to his own unique brain circuit.

Looking at the helpless medical staff, the experienced director silently walked into the corridor, searched in the green pot for a while, and plucked a dry yellow leaf.

Passing through the group, the director squatted in front of the patient, and then handed the dry leaf to the patient.

"You see, it's autumn and there's no spring shoots. At this time, the spring bamboo shoots have already grown into bamboo!

" "Is it autumn? Then I should be unearthed and grown!" The

patient who had just woken up from a dream struggled twice in the soil, but found that he could not climb out.

With a wave of his hand, the director pointed to a few medical staff with shovels and hoes.

"You are the rain, you are the wind, go and dig out the spring bamboo shoots..... Help the bamboo shoots grow into bamboo!"

"Okay director!"

The medical staff rushed up and quickly dug the patient out of the soil.

Just as he was about to continue to play the role of bamboo, straighten his face and straighten his waist, the rest of the people couldn't help but put him on their shoulders and rushed to the direction of the bathhouse.

"What are you going to do! Let go of me! I've just grown up, it's not mature bamboo, I can't send it for processing!"

The director of the tube guarding the door waved his hand: "It's not processing, I'll let them send you to water, the bamboo needs more watering to grow." After

getting the spring bamboo shoots, he went around half a circle and went to the side of the building to look for water in the pipe.

The solution is still very simple, let a few people carry the vertical air conditioner, turn it into cold air, plug in the electricity and blow it to the patient.

After blowing for a few minutes, the barrel director squatted down next to the patient.

"You've frozen from water to ice now, and you'll fall out of the pipe if I knock it twice, right?" the

patient frowned, as if considering whether this option would work.

He thought about it for a while with his clever little brain, and then nodded.

When the water is exposed to the cold wind, it will freeze, and if it freezes, it is easy to be knocked down, and there is nothing wrong with it!

The director of the tube vigorously knocked on the water pipe a few times, and the patient's body immediately stiffened, and he let go of the hand holding the water pipe, and after "falling off" from the water pipe, he still maintained the shape when he let go.

After all, after the water is frozen into ice, it can't move.

The medical staff suddenly rushed over, and the nephew lit the lantern and ran away as usual.

When I got up in the morning, I had to deal with these things, and the director, who was tired and didn't love it, lit a cigarette and lay down on the bench, and entered the emo link that he had every day.

If you resign, this job is really going to be unfinished!

If you continue like this, you will not be far from being seriously ill after a long period of medical treatment.

No,

I can't resign, I finally climbed to the position of director, and now I will suffer a lot if I resign?

As we do now, the scene of the battle between heaven and man in my mind has almost run through the director's career.

As the old saying goes, those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black, and he is not sure whether a mentally ill person will get spirit, but it is relatively common for psychiatrists to have mental problems.

Mental illness is just a mental problem, not a problem with IQ, some such as Gao Fei, a clever psychopath with a fairly high IQ at normal times, can easily bring normal people into his logic, and then defeat you with his own unique thinking.

It's okay once or twice, it's okay to be lighter, it's okay to have a lot of times or the topics involved are really a little reasonable, and if you listen to it too much, you have to doubt life.

For example, the last time Gao Fei said, he said something that the director of the tube still remembers.

"Why do hard-working workers compare themselves to social animals

......?" They work as long and with the same intensity as the oxen ploughing the land?"

"You got one thing wrong, the oxen only plough the land during the day, and they don't go to work when the weather is bad, have you ever seen the oxen plow the plough until 12 o'clock in the evening, and then continue to plow the field at 7 o'clock in the morning? "Don't make a fuss, the cattle will die of exhaustion!" "That's

...... Is it because they are not treated well

, and they live like cattle and horses?" "Wrong! Cattle eat fresh grass or vegetables, miscellaneous things, and cattle farmers dare not give their cattle indiscriminate food, and they will have problems eating them. Not to mention horses, which are very delicate, and some horses have a higher food cost than you and me.

Goofy obviously had something to say, and it meant a lot.

Miscellaneous things, cattle farmers don't dare to give cattle to eat, for fear that the cattle will have problems eating, but some black-hearted merchants dare to add anything to your food.

"I don't guess, I can't guess, just say it!" The young director chose to give up treatment on the spot.

I saw Gao Fei show a sly smile like Grande, and his tone was cold and cruel, like a sharp sword, piercing straight into the heart of the director of the tube.

"Because people are inherently animals, and as long as society is made up of animals, it is full of primitive and bloody smell. No matter how far science and technology have developed, every piece of gold coin rattling in the capitalist's money box reflects the tired life of an ordinary person. "

You know, when he said this, Goofy was only thirteen years old.

Do you dare to say that he is not smart enough, or has no thoughts?

At that time, the director had just left society, and he was a Xi working in a mental hospital, and the blood of indignation in his heart immediately gushed out.

In less than three days, he was almost fired on the spot because of a fight with the director of the hospital about the overtime candidate, but fortunately the director was saved.

To this day, he has become the director of arguments with himself.

Don't get me wrong, he still hasn't figured it out, he's just compromised with life.

Thoughts were flying, and the director of the tube who emo for a while finally gained the upper hand with his reason as always.

Anyway, in this weird world, it's not good to change jobs, I endured it when I was young, and now it's not realistic to want to change jobs at an age, and I will be settled, and this life will pass.

After calming his depressed heart, the director regained his spirits and cleaned up his mood, and was about to start the day's work with a new look.

In the sky, suddenly a cold and majestic will light that human beings could not resist enveloped the entire mental hospital.

"it!The rules are strange to pick players, and you are going to pick them to a mental hospital?" [

The rules are about to start, and the range of selecting players is being locked.....] [The scope of selecting players has been locked, and the

directory is as follows

: Xia Country: Yunhai City Second Hospital

Sakura Country: Big Board Daimyo Mansion Eagle Country

: Sunset Empire ...... Texas Mido Town

].

[The rules of the strange talk live broadcast room has been enabled, after the player officially enters the game, everyone in the world can watch the whole game directly in the brain, or project the screen to the device, such as going to the toilet, bathing and other private screens and some special area screens are not open

] [This rule strange talk game: zoo

strange talk] The rules of the strange talk is a supernatural strange power that suddenly descended on the blue star a year ago.

It's a strange power that humans can't understand at all.,Every month,,One person will be randomly selected from the countries of the world,Randomly selected within the region to enter the rules of the strange talk.,Players who survive or pass the rules of the strange talk.,Citizens of the corresponding country can be rewarded.。

Losing players will be punished by the Strange Arrival.

The weirdness in the weird tale will descend on the selected range and will not disappear until twenty-four hours later.

There are 233 countries in the world, and at present, 13 countries have been destroyed because of the strange rules because of the failure of the game.

Of course, most of these devastated countries are small and unknown countries.

One of the most miserable countries is the one where the people of the whole country live in a building, and the first time the rules and strange talk failed, which led to the strange befall in the building, becoming the first country to achieve the "speedrun" Blue Star OL game.

The ability of a big country to resist risks is relatively strong, and it is impossible to complete it after one or two failures.

Xia Guo has cleared the game seven times and failed five times, and each time he failed, there were hundreds of thousands, tens of thousands, or even tens of millions of people who died because of the strange arrival.

The director was full of sorrow, and said in his heart that it was not good

to pick a place, you want to pick a mental hospital? The place chosen is in a mental hospital, which means that once it fails, strangeness will come to the mental hospital.

The good news is that the patients in the psychiatric hospital need to be quiet, so it was built on the outskirts, unlike Sakura Kokudai Ita Daimyo Mansion, which is a densely populated area.

The bad news is that until the end of the game, no one, including yourself, can leave the light-shrouded range.

Once the selected player fails, the entire hospital, including patients

and medical staff, is estimated to be not weird enough, and he and others are basically dead! [One person is being randomly selected as a gamer from the pre-selection range......] [

The gamer has been selected, and the zoo talk is about to begin]

When the director is worried, he is looking forward to picking a medical staff and staff, even if it is a cafeteria aunt!

Even yourself, as long as you're not mentally ill.

Murphy's Law of Sons of Sons took effect immediately, and from the window on the second floor, Nurse Lin's screams were heard.

"Director! Goofy is gone!".