My Mr.Mermaid

1.

To be a father, Tang Yibai is in a good mood every day to fly.

Once, he and Rui Ruifeng discussed the problem of having boys and girls. Tang Yibai asked Rui Ruifeng, "Feng brother, do you think my child will be a boy or a girl?"

"boy."

"why?"

"I hope to be a boy. Because I want to have a girl, I will marry my daughter to your son, haha!"

Tang Yibai erased a drop of sweat dripping from the forehead and said, "This... First of all, you have to have a wife."

Regardless of boys and girls, both husband and wife are very much looking forward to the upcoming baby. Tang Yibai treats the clouds exceptionally gentle and careful, for fear that one day will make her uncomfortable. Not only him, his parents, but also the parents of the clouds, the elders are about to supply the clouds. The parents of Tang family moved over to live with them for a while. Soon after, the parents of Yun’s family also came over, and they were so excited that they couldn’t make a cloud.

However, the big house has never been more lively.

On the New Year's Eve, Tang Yibai returned home and had dinner. He accompanied his wife for a walk outside. Walking and walking, the back of the car slammed into a twist, but fortunately, Tang Yibai reacted quickly and protected the clouds. . The clouds were scared and scared. They didn’t stand firm and fell to the ground.

The car rushed over and hit the pole on the roadside.

The driver didn't even die. He got down from the car and stepped on his feet. At first glance, he was drinking high.

Tang Yibai is now thinking of him.

The cloud fell and he was shocked by a cold sweat. He hurriedly squatted down. "Flowing? Where is it hurting?"

"Tang Yibai, I..."

"I am here, blossoming. Can you move now? I will send you to the hospital."

"I... I seem to be born..."

At 10:20 pm on December 31, Yun gave birth to a boy of four and a half pounds.

Although it is premature birth, fortunately the mother and child are safe.

2.

The baby's nickname is "small fish."

The small fish was crumpled when it was born, and it made people look a little disgusted. However, the longer it looks, the better it looks. When it is over one year old, the water is white and tender, and people are loved. The cloud sent his photos of the two modes before and after, and wrote his own sincere feelings: Fortunately, when he gave birth to him, he did not have an impulse to throw it away. o(>_

The social account for her photo is Tang Yibai’s trumpet called “Flower Blossom”. As a parent, the baby is a kind of nature. However, Yun and Tang Yibai don't want to smoke their sons on the large size. They are afraid of getting annoyed, so they only use the trumpet. Anyway, the trumpet has not expanded any interpersonal relationship.

The clouds and the sun are so happy that they are still not normal. They are normal at first, just wearing nice clothes for the little fish, and then they are a bit strange. She bought a variety of odd-shaped clothes to dress him, what a sponge baby, a happy sheep, a gray wolf, a dinosaur, a candied fruit, and so on. Being forced to play cosplay every day has become a daily activity for small fish. -_-|||

This trumpet was quickly found by witty netizens. The process is like this: They first discovered that Rui Ruifeng slipped and praised a Weibo, followed the microblogging and found that it was a baby's account. This baby is cute and explosive... No, this is not the point, the focus is Sometimes there will be a husky in the baby's background. Hey, this husky is not the same thing as Tang Yibai’s family.

Is this the baby of Tang Yibai's family? !

Well, the case was announced and the trumpet was invisible.

Fortunately, the clouds are fortunate. Fortunately, she did not say bad things about her boss in the trumpet. It is wise. ~\\(≧▽≦)/~

Since then, the netizens in this trumpet have gradually increased, and occasionally the cloud does not send pictures for a few days, netizens will run to remind her. Of course, it is not the result of every reminder. For example, once -

Reporter Yun: Don't look for me to map, I am Tang Yibai. ^_^

Netizen: Hey and show love!

In this way, Xiaoyu just learned to speak, and already has a large number of loyal fans. There is a parent-child variety show called "Where is Dad?", which is very popular. From the beginning of the two-year-old fish, fans will remind Tang Yibai to bring this fish to the show every day.

Tang Yibai's father and son are very popular, and the column group has already paid attention to them for a long time... So the two sides approached each other successfully. In June of this year, the fish were four and a half years old, and they wanted to record where Dad went.

In the past few years, due to professional reasons, Tang Yibai and his son did not spend much time together, and never took his son alone. Early in the morning, the crew of the film crew came to pick them up. The little fish learned that they had to be separated from their mother, and they were very sad. When he went out, Tang Yibai hugged his son and looked at the clouds that sent them to the door. He gently turned his face and motioned for the cloud to give him a kiss. The cloud was a little embarrassed to pick up the feet. At this time, the little fish leaned forward with great fit and hugged the mother.

Tang Yibai, who was intercepted by Hu:-_-#

3.

The location of the program was recorded in a rural area in Yangshuo County, Guangxi. The small village is surrounded by mountains and waters, the environment is beautiful, the air is fresh, and the oldest houses in the village have a history of hundreds of years. There are five families participating in the program recording. In addition to Tang Yibai, other dads are entertainment stars.

The five children are sorted by age: Dongdong, Weiwei, Xiaoyu, Liangliang, Lele. Among them, Wei Wei and Lele are girls, and the other three are boys.

Tang Yibai and Xiaoyu were assigned to a house in the Qing Dynasty. The color of the house was very dark. When Tang Yibai walked in, he deliberately scared his son: "Small fish, do you say there will be ghosts here?"

Small fish: "Mom said that ghosts are deceptive."

Tang Yibai:-_-#

If the child is too calm, it is not cute at all, okay?

Small fish: "Dad, don't be afraid."

"Who is afraid..."

Putting the luggage and the child down, Tang Yibai began to sort things out, and the little fish sat quietly on the bed to see him. The facial features of the small fish combine the characteristics of the father and mother, the mouth is like a mother, the corners of the mouth are naturally upturned; the eyes are like dad, the delicate and deep double eyelids, the slightly sharp eyes, the eyes are clear and clear. At this moment, the clear eyes are following the movement of Dad. When the eyelids move up and down, the long eyelashes will tremble slightly.

He was quiet, silent, and beautiful like a painting. The filming group sister on the side looked so excited and forbearing, asked the little fish: "Can I kiss you?"

The little fish looked up at her and received the look she was eager for. He nodded heavily.

The filming team sister bent over and kissed him on his smooth, soft-small face. Oh, my heart is going to be...

Tang Yibai sorted out the good things, and it was noon. He and the little fish simply ate something, and only got up after formal lunch.

The column group organized a sports meeting between the fathers and the local residents.

The fathers first appeared, and the first game they wanted to play with the local residents was to grab the grapefruit from the water. Each side of the two sides, one person, standing on the bamboo pole, while holding the bamboo poles, use special tools to grab the Shatian pomelo on the other bamboo pole, and at the same time prevent the grapefruit on the bamboo pole from being robbed.

The first dad to be a famous actor is Zhao Yaming. His son Dongdong is two years older than Xiaoyu. When he saw his father's game, Dongdong excitedly cheered his father: "Dad! Come on!! Dad! Come on!!"

Tang Yibai said to the little fish, "Small fish, you have to cheer me up."

Small fish: "Dad! Come on! Dad! Come on!"

Tang Yibai couldn’t help but laugh. "Now I haven’t arrived yet. You will call again later. Do you call Dad’s uncle Zhao now?”

When he had just finished speaking, it was his turn... Well, in the son’s cheers, Zhao Yaming lost quickly.

The little fish watched as his father paddled in the water and floated in the water. He opened his throat and shouted: "Daddy cheers! Dad cheers! Dad... fell off..."

When Tang Yibai grabbed the grapefruit, he used it too hard and planted it into the water.

The filming sister found that the little fish looked like this after the scene, it was too calm, she curiously asked: "Isn't you afraid of the small fish? Your father fell into the water."

The little fish shook his head.

"Why not be afraid?" Because I know that Dad can swim?

The fish replied: "Because my father is a fish."

"..." The filming sister thought that the child was telling a joke, but looking at his serious face was absolutely serious. She smiled. "Your father is a fish. What are you?" "

"I am a small fish."

Ok, this is of course, for sure, can't refute... The filming sister can't believe that a child has beaten her in words. She asked again, "Then your father is a fish, but why can he stay on the land? The fish can't leave the water."

The fish replied: "Mom said that we have evolved."

Filming my sister's heart: This kind of mother is too able to pull it!

4.

At the end of the first round, the stars and dads were all negative.

The host said, "Okay, now we want the children to play a game of catching small fish, and the children are coming."

The little fish heard this and his face changed suddenly. He ran to Tang Yibai and hugged his leg. His anomaly attracted everyone's attention. Tang Yibai was inexplicable: "What's wrong?"

"Dad, they want to catch me!" The little fish was wronged, and there was some fear, tears swirling in the eyes.

The crowd stunned, and then there was a burst of laughter.

The host wiped the tears from the corner of his eyes and said, "No, the little fish, you listen to me, we are not catching you, it is the little fish that is much smaller than you, you come over and see... "

This game is to catch fish in a small artificial pool. There is no mud in the pool, the water is very clear, because I am worried that the children can't subdue the big fish, so they put in the small fish that are so long. The rules of the game are that two groups of children catch fish, and the last group wins.

Before the little fish, I made a joke, and now I am working hard, and I am ashamed of it. His responsiveness inherited the father who was an athlete. His hand-eye coordination ability was very good. He grabbed a lot and finally led the whole group of friends to defeat each other and win.

Then the dad played another round and lost again.

At this point, the star team lost the Games in 1:2, and the only one victory was actually won by the babies.

Dad are embarrassed to face their own baby...

After the Games, the fathers and children came to an ecological park in the village. This ecological park is very large. It is planted with food, vegetables, and fruit trees. It is home to chickens, ducks, fish, pigs, etc. The main feature of the ecological park is green and organic. The film crew plans to let the father and children experience the pastoral life.

The task that dads get is to help farmers do farm work. The children's task is to dig wild vegetables, pick mushrooms, and collect ingredients.

Before the children set off, the host took a basket with a variety of wild vegetables. He explained them to the children one by one, then the mushrooms, and there were several.

The five children are divided into two groups. The small fish and the Dongdong group dig wild vegetables, and the other three children gather mushrooms.

The attention of the little fish is still very concentrated. After taking the task, he will set off with the basket. If you know what you are going to do, concentrate on doing that.

When picking flowers in Dongdong, small fish are digging wild vegetables;

When the east chasing butterflies, the small fish is digging wild vegetables;

When picking grapes in Dongdong, small fish are digging wild vegetables;

......

The film crew is a little funny, ask the little fish: "Do you want to eat grapes?"

The little fish grinned and nodded, then another face was embarrassed. "But I have to dig wild vegetables."

At this time, Dongdong picked a large bunch of grapes and handed them to the small fish. "Hey, give it to you."

The little fish shook his head. "My hand is dirty."

"Well, I am feeding you, my hands are not dirty." Dongdong said, licking the grapes and feeding them to the fish.

"Because you didn't dig wild vegetables." The small fish, while eating sweet grapes, did not forget to spit.

The filming sister glanced at the basket of small fish (well, Dongdong's basket didn't need to be seen), and found that his basket was full of wild vegetables and there were no weeds, which indicated that the fish did not admit it. The filming sister was very surprised. He took a wild vegetable and asked the little fish: "What is this small fish?"

"Dandelion."

Put it down and change one more: "What about this?"

"purslane."

"what about this?"

"Bitter vegetables."

The filming sister asked all the kinds of wild vegetables in the basket all over, and the small fish all answered correctly.

The adults who followed the two dolls were shocked. The filming sister asked, "Have you seen these wild vegetables before?"

Gently shake your head.

"So I know that these are just learning from the village chief?"

Focus on the head.

I filmed my sister and kissed the little fish. "The fish is really smart!"

The little fish is a little embarrassed.

Facing the praised small fish, Dongdong looked at the basket of the small fish, and then looked at his own, seems to be stimulated, and then seriously digging wild vegetables with the small fish.

After digging for a while, Dongdong ran to the river again and shouted at the river against the small fish: "Small fish! There are ducks here! Come see!"

The fish was tired too, so he went to the river.

They saw more than ducks by the river and saw duck eggs with white flowers. The two children licked a lot of duck eggs and left with satisfaction.

They dug for a while, and they saw someone passing by a basket full of wild vegetables. The two men used the duck egg to change a lot of wild vegetables with the uncle of the passerby, and they were more satisfied.

5.

The small fish brought back the wild vegetables and duck eggs.

Dad helped the peasants to work. Although they didn't do much, they finally got meat and fish as rewards. So Tang Yibai took a piece of meat back.

The ingredients of the father and son are also rich.

However, Tang Yibai was a bit worried. Because, dinner, fathers use these ingredients to do it themselves... do it yourself...

Tang Yibai has not been in the kitchen so big, no, strictly speaking, he has been in, but certainly not to cook. So his cooking value has always been zero.

There is no way to do so now, so I have to use weapons of mass destruction - small fish.

The little fish walked out of the kitchen and saw that the filming sister was kneeling on the ground and fiddling with the equipment. He walked over and gently approached.

The filming sister looked up and saw that it was a small fish. She smiled. "Is there anything wrong with the fish?"

The little fish licked her neck and kissed her face. The child's breath, with milky, soft and soft, filming the sister's careful liver and instantly disappeared...

"Sister, can you teach my father to cook?"

"no problem!"

My sister answered so simply and confidently that Tang Yibai was greatly relieved. In fact, she is also a half-baked, of course, with the level of Tang Yibai, can not find this.

Under the guidance of the half-baked chef, Tang Yibai finally fry the wild vegetables, and the meat is first cooked in the pot. Anyway, as long as the time is long enough, it will be cooked.

He clipped a chopsticks of wild vegetables and fed them to the small fish.

The little fish ate it in the face.

Tang Yibai: "Is it delicious?"

Dad looked like that, the little fish couldn't bear to let him down, tangled, and nodded slightly, "Well."

"When you eat it, eat more." Tang Yibai said, and he put a chopstick and handed it to his mouth.

Small fish: "..."

Tang Yibai: "To eat this dish today."

The little fish was frightened, the little face was wrinkled into a ball, the gangster was drumming, crying and crying, the tears were already spinning in the eyes... Tang Yibai hurriedly yelled at him, "Okay, Dad scares you, I still don't know if this dish is delicious?"

The little fish was relieved.

"Dad can't do anything that can't be done. If you can't do it, you should admit it frankly and try to do it later."

Waiting for another half an hour or so, Tang Yibai put the meat out. The meat is rotten and the taste is a bit light and not too bad. He was holding a plate of meat and a plate of direct-boiled bitter vegetables to gather with everyone.

When eating, the small fish and Dongdong sit next to each other. In the afternoon, the two have become good friends. Zhao Yaming made a braised fish, much like that. Tang Yibai put the plucked fish into the bowl of the small fish, and the small fish ate.

The filming sister asked Tang Yibai curiously: "Is there a sense of rejection when the fish eat fish? He feels that he is a fish. Does it feel like he is eating the same kind?"

"No, his mother told him that "big fish eat small fish, small fish eat shrimp", so he thinks that big fish eat small fish for granted, he can eat fish smaller than him."

Filming sister: -_-#

It’s an unbreakable logic... and, suddenly, I want to see the god-like mother...

After eating dinner and playing for a while, Tang Yibai took the small fish back to his house. He asked the little fish: "How are you with your friends today? Happy?"

Small fish: "OK."

"I see you playing with Dongdong brother very well. You two are also dig together wild vegetables today."

The fish was silent and suddenly said, "I think he is a little childish."

This statement was said from the mouth of a four-and-a-half-year-old child. Tang Yibai was speechless.

The filming sister asked Tang Yibai, "Have he been talking like this?"

"Well, sometimes there is a serious outburst, like a little adult."

Filming my sister: "Typical Capricorn."

Before going to bed at night, the father and son finally touched the phone again. They called the cloud, and when the fish met their mother, the words seemed to be more than usual.

Clouds: "You are not happy today?"

Small fish: "Happy."

Tang Yibai: Oh, you just said that.

Cloud: "What do you eat for dinner?"

Small fish: "Fish, and grass."

The clouds are a bit strange. "How can you graze? Tang Yibai, what kind of life do you experience? Do you live as a cow?"

"It's not grass, it's wild vegetables." Tang Yibai quickly explained a few words. He is also a property that changes a lot when he encounters a cloud. He can't help but grumpy with his wife and dry his son.

Little fish: "Dad, you are so embarrassed."

Hey - the clouds laughed out loud.

Ending the conversation with Yun, Tang Yibai asked a question of self-inflicted: "Small fish, me and your mother, who do you like the most?"

"Mom." There is no hesitation in a second.

"I know." Tang Yibai pretended to be very hurt, and fell to his bed with his heart. After a while he turned over and looked at the little fish and smiled. "But it doesn't matter. Anyway, I love your mother the most."