My mythical world

"Laxative, he was in Chang'an, just after leaving Qingluan. He was born in ancient times, the same generation as Taoist ancestors. Daluo Phoenix, captured Tang Monk alive. Immortality, today."

In the game forum where real-life changes were hotly discussed and the latest Easter egg Holy Sword was discussed, a unique mudslide emerged.

Huanxi's enemy, Mr. Long, was the first to notice. He poked Dark Lolita and asked, "What's wrong? You took the wrong medicine and thought this place was a B?"

Mengluo: "(｀ω) It's a pity that you don't know how to read. You haven't read as many books as me, and you can't even understand the literal meaning. My mother has despaired of your IQ. Look, besides eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, you also What ability do you have?”

Meng Luo, with her own sarcastic aura, had 100% special attack on Young Master Long. Young Master Long was furious and said, "Little Lolita, you are so boastful. I graduated from the famous Qingbei University, which is much better than your third-rate university. No, you probably haven't graduated yet." Go to college. Little sister, this is your third year of junior high, so don’t go back and study hard. It’s better to get into high school.”

Mengluo sneered and replied: "Stop bragging about how highly educated you are and how talented you are. If you don't like it, try to recognize the words: whoring, face-to-face cloak, 餮鼗, 蛩磲, 褤饢, solelican, minnow, 豱You're dumbfounded, you're dumbfounded! What else can you do besides prostitution?"

Bah bah bah bah.

One dragon and one phoenix were enjoying themselves in spitting at each other on the forum, but they forgot about the real thing.

The two of them are the most free-spirited players, eating, drinking, and playing around. Although they are utilitarian, they are much less utilitarian than others.

Yu Xiang'er carefully read the original B Hu body of Meng Luo, and Jiao Didi asked:

"Anluo, what do you mean, did you arrest Tang Monk? It's amazing that under the protection of gods and Buddhas, you captured him alive. But why did you attack him? Didn't you say that the cause and effect was too great to not intervene in this incident? "Jie?"

Mengluo stopped exchanging spit with Mr. Long, "I'm not going to capture Tang Monk. This is not a trip to Nanzhan Province. Huanghuang Chang'an City naturally has to come there in person. It happened that the Tang Dynasty King was ill and died soon. I simply revealed the list. Went to the palace. Let’s see how the producer transformed Tang Taizong.”

"Tsk, tsk, this is a serious sight. He is about to die. This girl really can't bear it (actually she is getting playful)."

There is no doubt that she is a troublemaker, sharpening her head to get in wherever there is excitement, sometimes without considering the consequences.

Outsiders players all know that the King of Tang became ill because of the evil hands of the Buddhist sect. Li Shimin was not haunted by nightmares, afraid of death and went to the underworld, and his brother's ghost claimed his life. How could he ask Monk Tang to go to the West to obtain scriptures, hold a land and water conference, and comfort the souls of the dead? ?

"So you arrested Tang Monk and prepared to drug King Tang?"

Han Qingyue on the side also asked strangely, this is really her style.

"Don't make false accusations against good people. The person who untie the bell must also tie the bell. He is a black hand from the West. I just gave the King of Tang a little guidance, and he already went to Da Ci'en Temple to "invite" Tang Monk.

I am currently being asked whether the best effect would be if swallowed alive. I thought about it, so many monsters in Journey to the West caught Tang Monk and didn't even swallow it in one bite. Instead, they prepared cooking and waited for Brother Monkey to save them. It stands to reason that there are special cooking methods. So I would like to ask everyone, whether there is any mention of how to eat Tang Monk in Journey to the West? "

At the end of the story, she really planned to bewitch King Tang and eat Tang Seng!

Everyone looked strange, and other netizens were attracted. They all came up with suggestions and advice for Mengluo.

Braised, steamed, fried, sliced, grilled, pan-fried, there are many ways to name it, and many people want to see if the spicy strip-like Tang monk meat they have been eating since childhood is really so delicious. A mouthful worthy of the great demons of the Three Realms throwing their heads and blood?

"@无天, boss, I remember that you collected a Tang Monk's little finger. Do you have any tips on how to cook Tang Monk?"

These are all nonsense. It’s not a big deal to just watch the excitement. If you really want to find a solution, you have to look at Boss Wutian!

Wutian was summoned with a strange look on his face. Journey to the West is his home court. Logically speaking, if the plot continues, he will have the greatest advantage, but he also understands the players' nonsense. What's more, thinking from the side, this can also be a chess piece to test Buddhism, without having to do it yourself.

Wutian replied with a serious face, "Tang Monk was originally a golden cicada, a different species from the ancient times. He seems to be quite well-established, but it's a pity that he has more than enough fighting power and insufficient merit. He is not recognized by heaven and earth because of his nature, and he can't even bear the fruit of Buddha. Come out. This time Sakyamuni asked him to go down to earth to learn Buddhist scriptures, and he was getting the Zen meaning of the golden cicada's shell.

Gathering the merits of nine lifetimes, take the final step in this tenth lifetime. It's not that easy to kill him. Let's not talk about the gods and Buddhas in the sky. The light of the Buddha protecting the body can't be broken by ordinary monsters and demons. "

"Hehe." Mengluo smiled evilly, with a proud look on her face.

"Boss, I have already thought about what you are thinking. This time it is a murder with a borrowed knife. It was the Buddhist conspiracy that Li Shimin first, and now the king of Tang has discovered it. In Chang'an City, under the shock of the True Dragon of Humanity, a death-granting dharma post was passed down. I think there is Who can stop him! The most important thing now is to deal with Tang Seng's backlash.

How to eat Tang Monk safely. Boss, please hurry up. I estimate that the King of Tang is currently in the midst of a comeback. As long as he breathes his last breath, people will be seduced. "

Since she was so confident in solving Tang Monk's body-protecting Buddha's light and focused on the craft of making Tang Monk's meat, Wutian could only reply helplessly: "High-end ingredients often only require the simplest cooking methods. As long as the body-protecting Buddha's light can be broken, then only Just set up firewood and set up a big cauldron on the rooftop to simulate the state of Buddha's Nirvana and you will be successful.

"Cooked alive?"

Meng Luo was slightly stunned. She didn't expect it to be so simple. She suddenly realized, "~(￣▽￣)~* I know this!"

Meng Luo decisively went offline and prepared to cook Tang Seng's big event, leaving a mess behind.

"Are you really going to eat Tang Seng? Are you not afraid of the Buddhist sect's investigation?"

"He has been eaten by Monk Sha nine times, so this time shouldn't be a big deal, right? After all, they planned it first."

Yu Xiang'er secretly asked Wu Tian, ​​"Why do you want to help her eliminate Tang Seng? Aren't you going to use this opportunity to plot against Tang Seng?"

Wutian replied, "Just borrow her to play chess, and see how many gods and Buddhas can be involved in this trip."

Southern Continent, Chang'an, Tang Seng, who was still chanting in Da Ci'en Temple, was urgently summoned to the palace.

The whole temple was in an uproar! The monks and bhikkhus were all overjoyed, thinking that the monks from this temple were valued by the Tang King. They would promote Buddhism and promote Ci'en today!

Abbot Dazhi of Daci'en Temple immediately told Tang Seng:

"Xuanzang, you must keep your original intention when you enter the palace this time. If what I guessed is correct. The Tang king has been deeply troubled by nightmares of wronged souls in recent days. You should use this opportunity to promote my Buddhist Dharma of transcendence and persuade the Tang king to eat vegetarian food, do good deeds, and build more temples."

"Amitabha."

Dressed in exquisite brocade robes and specially cleaned up, Tang Seng clasped his hands together and said, "I will follow the abbot's instructions. The Tang king has the heart to promote Buddhism, and I will naturally do my best to help."

"Is it not ready yet? Your Majesty has been waiting for a long time and issued twelve golden medals to urge him."

The guard officer on the side urged anxiously. Seeing this, under the blessings of the monks in the temple, Tang Seng entered the palace with the enthusiastic support of the guards.

The imperial guards led the way, and the road was very beautiful and full of energy. It was quite like the style of my father who stepped on all the flowers in Chang'an in one day.

Hiding aside, not daring to get too close, fearing that they would be hurt by the Chang'an Dharma Domain, the Dharma protectors muttered to themselves, "The King of Tang is dying, why did he summon Tang Monk to the palace? Something is fishy."

Another silver-glowing Jie Di said indifferently, "As the old saying goes: Even ants try to survive, let alone a great ruler who owns a vast country. It must be a rumor heard from somewhere. There is a great monk living in the Da Ci'en Temple. It is understandable that he is in a hurry to seek medical treatment."

"We just need to wait patiently."

That being said, the Dharma protectors still watched Tang Monk enter the inner city of Chang'an without blinking. After arriving at the Daming Palace, they wanted to follow him in their clones, but unexpectedly a dragon roar sounded. The Dharma protectors did not dare to be careless, knowing that this was a forbidden area of ​​the imperial palace and immortals and gods were not allowed to enter. They could only wait patiently.

At this moment, the heavenly secrets were as usual. Even the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas in the Pure Land of Bliss did not expect anything major to happen. Everything was planned.

"Hurry, hurry, hurry!"

After entering the palace, Tang Seng happened to see many palace guards running around with dry firewood, busy all the time. He even saw palace maids helping to pick up firewood. And eight big men, together lifting a bronze flower and bird ancient tripod and walking with great effort. This is a great vessel used for offering sacrifices to heaven and the country!

He looked curiously, and it seemed that they were all rushing to the direction of the Temple of Heaven. Tang Seng clasped his hands together and immediately asked the guard beside him: "Your Majesty, what are you doing? Is there any celebration today? Why is the palace so busy that even the tripods are moving?"

"Ah."

The guard sighed, "Your Majesty has been ill for a long time, and he may want to offer sacrifices to the country at the Temple of Heaven. Please come in quickly, the officials and your majesty are all waiting in the hall."

For some reason, the high-spirited Tang Seng couldn't help but feel an inexplicable palpitation, as if he had a profound Buddhist fate.

Feeling uneasy, Tang Seng stepped into the main palace, "Bang!"

As the golden door slammed shut, Tang Seng's heart suddenly jumped. The golden and magnificent hall was decorated with carved beams and painted pillars. Civil and military officials in official uniforms were in two rows. There was another little girl in front of the officials. I don't know what her noble identity was. Could she be the princess?

The one at the top was naturally Li Shimin, who was wearing a yellow robe with a golden dragon. Tang Seng looked up and saw that although his majesty was tired, he was also radiant, with an inappropriate blush on his face. Seeing him, he was so excited that he got off the dragon throne and walked forward quickly.

Holding him with one hand, he saw that the Tang King trembled sincerely and said, "Master Xuanzang, you are here!"

Tang Seng was startled by Li Shimin's sudden action, and quickly put his hands together and was about to kneel down, "I am late, I hope the Tang King will atone for my sins."

"It's not too late, it's not too late."

Li Shimin was really enthusiastic, at least Tang Seng saw the sincerity, and it was definitely not intentional, but the way he looked at him seemed "weird"? There was a special look in his eyes besides the excitement.

What kind of look was it? It seemed that he had chanted sutras for three days and saw a bowl of white rice after leaving the retreat, full of hunger and thirst.

Why did the other two rows of civil and military officials have strange eyes?

The most important thing for a monk is to keep an eye on all directions and listen to all directions. As soon as he entered the hall, Tang Seng instinctively felt that the atmosphere was wrong.

The King of Tang had already bent down and helped Tang Seng up, fearing that he would be injured.

Li Shimin said earnestly: "Master, you don't know that during this period of time, I have lost my appetite and sleepless nights. I am often disturbed by the ghosts of my early killings. If this goes on for a long time, I will die soon. And at this time, someone introduced me to you, saying that you are the only one in the world who can save me!"

These words shocked Tang Seng and he quickly put his hands together and chanted Buddha, "Your Majesty, how can I have such medical skills and the ability to bring the dead back to life? I am so embarrassed."

"No, except you, no one can save your majesty's heart disease."

In the hall, Meng Luo stepped out and smiled with white tiger teeth, which made Tang Seng instinctively shudder, and before he could ask who this girl was.

Li Shimin was swaying slightly and seemed about to fall down.

The inexplicable girl smiled and said: "Your Majesty, it's getting late."

The strange flush on Li Shimin's face began to slowly dissipate, and he didn't care about anything else. He held Tang Seng's hands tightly and looked at him with green eyes, which made people shudder.

"I learned that this disease originated in the West and was caused by people. If you want to cure it, only Western people can cure it. I also learned that the eminent monk is the reincarnation of a great good man from the tenth generation and wants to achieve Buddhahood in this life. Great Master, For the sake of the common people in the world, for the prosperous Tang Dynasty, for the eternal prosperity of the world, and for me, are you willing to turn into a relic and provide me with eternal life?"

? ? ? ?

When the big hat was pulled off, Tang Seng was stunned. His delicate little face turned pale with fright. He said tremblingly: "Your Majesty, are you joking?"

"You have no joke!"

Li Shimin pinched Tang Monk's wrist with both hands and it was very painful. After all, his skin was tender and tender, and his green eyes were chilling.

"I am willing to give half of my kingdom and one word to the Great Master. After the Great Master passes away, I will establish Buddhism as the state religion and build 999 seven-level pagodas to worship the Great Master! Master, what do you wish for? Become a brother of the opposite sex with me and share the country? May you save my life?"

"Please ask the Master to die for the prosperous Tang Dynasty and for the sake of the human world!"

Crash.

All the officials in the hall knelt down, and only the little girl who looked like a little witch looked at everything with a smile.

Swish, clang, clang.

Outside the hall, the shadows of five hundred axe-hands were running quickly. The pale-faced Tang Monk smelled the smell of blood and heard the sound of a long sword being unsheathed.

"I don't want to."

Tang Seng wanted to say this very much, but he only dared to say it in his heart. If he said it under the current situation, he might have five hundred axes and axes coming out in an instant and chopping him into a pulp. Now he promised to still have dignity!

"Your Majesty, the monk is willing."

Tang Monk's lips moved slightly, and the happy Li Shimin called out, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty."

If he wanted to, Tang Seng would rather never hear the words "royal brother" in his life.

"The mighty and virtuous eminent monk! Congratulations to Your Majesty on your marriage to Jinlan!"

All the officials celebrated, and the bitter Tang Monk was surrounded by people walking to the rooftop. It turned out that the firewood just now was brought here just to burn himself! The bronze tripod just now is for cooking yourself!

Things are unpredictable!

Tang Monk turned back three times with each step. Under Li Shimin's fiery eyes, he walked up to the Temple of Heaven step by step, and stepped into the cauldron with a bitter look on his face.

With a crackle, in an instant, the bonfire that had been prepared for a long time was ignited, illuminating the Daming Palace with its majesty and magnificence.

“If you don’t have five cauldrons of food in life, you will have five cauldrons of food in death.”

The gradually heating pot of water in the cauldron enveloped Tang Seng. He recalled these words and his miserable life. He committed suicide just after finding his mother. At this moment, he was being cooked alive. How could this be called "miserable"?

What he doesn't know is that his miserable journey of being cooked has just begun.

"Amitabha."

Tang Monk in the bronze tripod closed his eyes in despair, clasped his hands together, and recited a Buddha's name. Follow the example of the ancient monks and maintain the last trace of dignity.