My name is Colani
Chapter 936 Hugo and Alpaca
When Hugo and Victor brought up this matter again, Victor also affirmed, "If Wenger needs such a midfielder, that's no problem at all. Vidal can definitely become a strong supplement, and we can have a good talk." , but it’s not really worthwhile to use Modric’s buyout right to make this deal.”
"I know, I know, you always think that Modric is better than Pjanic, but don't forget, this kid is old and doesn't have much potential to tap, not to mention that Modric is very strong. ? ! I can't see it!" Hugo doesn't hate Modric, but he doesn't think he is that eye-catching.
In fact, Hugo can only be regarded as half-assed. If Victor and Wenger are careful, they will definitely be more accurate than him.
"Then I also know that he is indeed not a master, but he is still an important member of the team. I am going to let Cazorla leave in the summer, so Modric really has to consider it. Maybe he Shouldn't be part of this deal!" Victor spoke more and more confidently now.
"Qiu!"
"Don't curse! I'm willing to admit defeat. After betting on this game, you should listen to me! Don't worry, when Agnelli comes, I will have a good chat with them. In short, I will bring Vidal to Trapani!" Victor He patted Hugo on the shoulder and said with a smile.
Hugo took a breath and admitted defeat. If you perform well, how can you support my ability? As long as the team doesn't take the initiative to send Messi away, everything else will be fine.
"Now is not the time to talk about this matter. We should wait until after the Champions League! Another friendly reminder, Carlos really plans to leave. You should start Lori's transfer as soon as possible, otherwise you will be very passive in the future!" Hugo finally said friendly reminder.
"He really wants to leave! How can that be done?! I'm still waiting for him to fall out with Wenger!" Victor laughed, "That's all, don't be bitter, I was just kidding! I actually hope he stays, I will Talk to him, but I will respect his opinion! ”
…
The Champions League final has attracted a lot of attention. With the rise of Trapani and Barcelona, two highly offensive and entertaining teams, the popularity and influence of the Champions League has further expanded. It is said that these two teams have great influence on the competition. It is not an exaggeration to say that the Champions League has made a huge contribution.
Because of their popularity, all kinds of news about the two teams before the finals flooded the media and news circles. Of course, various reports were also varied.
Hugo also got into a little trouble for this.
The cause was an alpaca named Nicholas.
That's right, it's an alpaca.
Superstitious thoughts are not a unique product of Eastern culture. Superstitious habits exist all over the world. Two years ago, the World Cup in South Africa made the world aware of Paul the Octopus. This octopus actually predicted correctly all seven games of the German team, as well as Spain's victory over the Netherlands in the final. the result of.
Maybe he knew too much and leaked the secret. A few months after the World Cup, Paul the Great caught a cold and burped. Paul passed away, and thousands of Pauls stood up. Recently, he became famous in England. An alpaca named Nicholas.
The alpaca's name is Nicholas and he is 8 years old. Previously, he had accurately predicted that Chelsea would defeat Liverpool to win the FA Cup. Before the Champions League final between Chelsea and Bayern, Nicholas took action again. Facing Chelsea's blue jersey and Bayern's red jersey, he once again stood firm. Blues side. Its owner, 64-year-old Linda Johnson, said: "Alpacas are always slow. Nicholas thought about it for two minutes, walked around the jersey, and then nuzzled the blue ball with his nose."
Johnson is confident in his alpaca and believes that Nicholas will definitely surpass Paul the Octopus and become the new animal star. "The alpaca is very smart and very observant. It is much smarter than the octopus. I believe it can be better than Paul," Johnson added. "Nicholas has always been interested in football and he always touches the ball with his nose. Running around, the other seven alpacas with it are not interested in football at all. One of our administrators is a football fan and he always listens to the game live on the radio. At this time, Nicholas always comes up. We joked that Nicolas’ favorite player must be Valderrama because the pronunciation of llama is similar to that of alpaca.”
The story is as simple as that. A tabloid in England reported the story of an alpaca predicting the game. This kind of story was originally told a hundred times and it was unlikely that it would reach Hugo's ears. After all, he was so free every day and liked to have fun. There are many boring people, and there are also many boring celebrities in the animal world. Who still pays attention to this.
But one day, a certain TV host got the news out of nowhere, so when Hugo went to Rome to attend a TV show, he was asked about this inexplicable story during an interview. .
"I never believe in animal predictions! That's a joke. For example, this alpaca, his greater role should be to lie on the dining table instead of appearing in this story to make me laugh! Well, it probably forgot itself It's a real job! Maybe I'll buy it and tell him not to be a stickman!" Hugo teased the alpaca named Nicholas in a joking tone.
Who knew that this speech would actually be saddened by animal protection organizations. Some alpaca lovers sent emails and messages to Hugo, scolding Hugo for not caring for animals. He wanted to hurt such a cute animal as the alpaca. It was simply too cruel.
The leader of an animal protection organization actually publicly said that Hugo did not protect animals, was evil-minded, and was not a good person.
All in all, these animal protectionists who took advantage of the heat actually attacked Hugo. Some of them even held a demonstration at the headquarters of Hugo International Investment Company in Trapani. They demanded that Hugo apologize and sincerely realize his mistakes. .
What I didn’t say was that Hugo wouldn’t apologize. It’s impossible to apologize.
"I really think this world is funny, and they actually asked me to apologize! I didn't do anything, I just scolded the alpaca that shouldn't be a bad guy. It was used by its owner to gain everyone's attention. , It’s so pitiful! I didn’t kill that alpaca, right? So why should I apologize?” Hugo appeared in the media photos with a very funny look on his face.
"You are just a group of people who like to ride on the heat. Well, you succeeded! Thank you very much!" After Hugo said this, he ignored the barking of these so-called animal protection organizations.
These people are ruthless enough. They organized a popularity event. Volunteers took photos of "Mr. Colaney, I want to be popular!" and took photos with various animals!
This was a cruel move. Hugo immediately made headlines and became the laughing stock of the world. Hugo’s friends and relatives all wanted to express their condolences, but this made Hugo so embarrassed. I was so damn offended. Offended people, these people are so free that they mess with me and cause trouble for me!
"The best way to deal with them is to ignore them. If you ignore them, it will only make things worse and worse!" Julia couldn't help laughing at home. No one expected that they would take this seriously. Things have actually come to this point, but the real harm to Hugo is nothing. After all, the other party is an animal protectionist, and he protects animals. People like Hugo are also considered higher animals, and they also belong to the ranks of their protection. , it just gave Hugo a taste of being the butt of a joke.
"Don't worry! One day I will fucking kill that alpaca named Nicholas and eat it! To satisfy the hatred in my heart!" Hugo gritted his teeth!
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