My Name is Kobe Bryant

"Ahhhhhhhhhh! Kobe, I will never slander you again, damn it, who turned off this movie!" In the movie theater in Los Angeles, there were such roars and shouts one after another.

This is April 25, the day after the Lakers beat the Kings.

After Kobe won the triple-double, at the press conference, he only said one sentence.

"Hello everyone, I am a director and screenwriter who has been directing for 3 months. Please pay attention to my first work "Spiritual Ghost Records"."

In a word, it aroused the curiosity of thousands of basketball fans.

Especially some Kobe blacks, they haven't had Kobe's black material for a long time. After the Lakers won 70 wins, Kobe's performance in the regular season this season can't be faulted. The ESPN commentators can only describe some non-existent things, such as Kobe will be out of order in the playoffs, Kobe will not adapt after O’Neal’s return, and the Lakers will face many strong opponents in the playoffs in the future. Ah and so on.

And these assumptions were defeated by Kobe's 30+10+10 against Mickey Richmond in his playoff debut.

damn it! There's no way this person doesn't have a little black spot! The paparazzi in Los Angeles have squatted in countless nightclubs, but they have never squatted Kobe. Now they find that there are only two places where they want to squat to Kobe in non-competition.

One is the Lakers' training facility, and the other is the Planet Gym near Kobe's home.

And Kobe is now blew himself up, saying that he has a movie that is currently in theaters! This simply attracted countless firepower, such as ESPN reporters and commentators organized a group to go to the cinema to watch and so on.

These people are non-professional film critics, but their goal is to criticize Kobe's film. It takes a lot of skill to play a movie, and picking bones is something every keyboard warrior can easily do. The reporters of ESPN can be said to be the original keyboard warriors, and their performance is exactly the same as the keyboard warriors on the Internet in later generations.

"Damn it, Kobe! Are you a devil? Why are your movies so scary." These sunspots who didn't have much experience in watching horror movies began to feel weak and flustered in the middle of the movie. They began to wonder whether it was a wrong decision to volunteer to go to the cinema to watch Kobe's movie.

Fear!

If these reporters were professional film critics, veteran veterans who have seen a lot of horror movies, they would not be scared to this extent. But keyboard warriors are keyboard warriors, and they are often the type of people with the weakest willpower.

When these keyboard warrior commentators walk out of the movie theater. They have a feeling as if they have passed away, even if the cold sweat all over their bodies meets the breeze outside, they feel a chilling feeling in their hearts. But they are still glad they came out.

"Damn, damn Kobe. He's the devil!"

"A basketball player, why can he shoot such dark things! Kobe is definitely not a high-quality idol, I want to expose him!"

"That's right! We want the league to investigate Kobe's illegal propaganda, and at the same time lead fans maliciously!"

They seem to have forgotten the embarrassment and words they said in the movie theater, or they remembered it in their hearts, so they wanted to be doubly crazy, revenge on Kobe and let the ugly appearance that they had just been scared by Kobe be forgotten.

In addition to these Kobe's sunspots, there are also a large number of Kobe fans, Lakers fans, and ordinary sports fans who walked into the movie theater after seeing Kobe's promotion.

I have to say that the effect of Kobe Bryant's triple-double of 30+10+10 in his playoff debut and then advertising is really terrifying.

Such a legendary start, such a moment that almost everyone in the sports world will pay attention to, the advertisements that are produced are worth tens of thousands of dollars. Many ordinary people, even those who don't like horror movies, will go to see the movies made by this legendary rookie with curiosity.

Paramount found that its lineup of theaters was not enough after a series of word-of-mouth fermentation and Kobe's publicity, and quickly increased the filming rate of movie theaters. And the box office performance of "Spiritual Ghost Story" also began to soar, and it made great progress all the way.

Pelinka has received countless calls asking Bryant to participate in related film festival activities. Of course, Kobe has to prepare for the playoffs, and all activities will be cancelled. Kobe will not participate in any activities other than basketball until the end of the season to avoid accidents.

Harris is also a player who firmly restrains the Lakers and lets them take care of their private lives. Now it is a certainty that the Lakers will win the Kings. And Harris and the Lakers are indeed opponents after preparing for the game. In the battle between the Sonics and the Trail Blazers, Harris is more inclined to win the Sonics. After the Jazz and Houston, Harris has no way to judge. The strength of the two historically strong teams is too close, anything is possible.

Kobe Bryant's name began to gradually appear on the non-sports section. Of course, his debut 30+10+10 was also on the sports section. The heat of this game overwhelmed the Magic 64:99 Heat game yesterday.

The Big Three of the Heat killed the Magic. Penny Hardaway unexpectedly made 6 of 16 shots and only scored 13 points, 4 rebounds and 3 assists without the Heat's strong perimeter defenders. If the current superstar hits such data, he will be held in a meeting until he dies. Even in this era, there are many doubts on the news board, that is, does Penny Hardaway have the strength of a superstar now?

There are different opinions on this point. From the past record, Penny Hardaway is a player who can perform better than the Magician under the defense of Jordan and Pippen. But watching this is enough to say he's a superstar.

However, people found that after O'Neal left, his statistics did not improve much. An obvious problem with Hardaway is that he can't eat enough ball rights!

This is fatal for a superstar. When his teammates are in a stalemate, the role of the star is to reverse the situation by himself, and swallowing the ball is the premise.

In this game against the Heat, Hardaway exposed his problems to the fullest. Before Kobe scored 30+10+10, the headlines of the media were dominated by him. And Kobe's triple-double can't make him escape the sea of ​​suffering. After all, no matter how high he is praised, the fall is as bad as it is.

In addition, the Timberwolves 79:106 Jazz. The Utah duo taught Garnett and Marbury a good lesson. These two rookies who really participated in the playoffs for the first time, Marbury scored 7 points, 5 assists and 6 turnovers on 3 of 11 shots. Garnett scored 13 points, 8 rebounds, 3 assists and 4 turnovers on 5 of 14 shots.

It was a blast. Malone used 31 points, 13 rebounds and 8 assists, and Stockton had 11 points and 18 assists, directly crushing the Timberwolves twin stars.