My name is Lu Mingfei, not Lu Mingfei!

"...Is today April Fool's Day?" Lu Mingfei's first reaction was that he might have forgotten to look at the calendar when he went out. Maybe it was already April 1st, a day that rarely makes him happy every year, but he didn't know.

"Do you think what I said is just a bad joke?" Chu Zihan looked a little unhappy. Her unhappiness specifically meant frowning slightly. Such a small movement was enough to tell the people around her that she The displeasure was intense at the moment because she was mostly expressionless.

"No, no, no, senior sister, you have misunderstood. Who are you? Chu Zihan, the recognized goddess of Shilan Middle School! Who am I? Lu Mingfei, the loser of Shilan with no sense of existence! The identity gap between the two of us Just like Chang'e and Bajie, you suddenly told me this kind of request... I just feel that you want to play fairy dance with me, but I only have dozens of dollars left in my body now, even if you kidnap me, my aunt They may not be willing to pay high prices.”

Lu Mingfei explained aggrievedly that he always felt that he was inferior to others, and in front of Chu Zihan, he was ten times inferior to others.

"Then let's change the angle. Do you hate my appearance?" Chu Zihan approached Lu Mingfei along the bed.

"Definitely not, you are so beautiful." Lu Mingfei said immediately.

"It is said that adolescent boys will have a crush on all the pretty girls around them. This may not necessarily be true love, but most of it is actually the action of throbbing hormones. Therefore, it is usually difficult for boys to fail invitations from pretty girls. Since You think I'm pretty, and I can't think of a reason why you would refuse such a request."

"Damn it, senior sister, you can be so academic about this kind of thing?" Lu Mingfei was shocked, "Where did you see such weird knowledge!"

"Reading." Chu Zihan said, "I am very busy, busy with classes, and busy learning all kinds of knowledge outside the classroom, so I don't know much about the people around me. I mainly rely on reading to understand boys and girls of this age. "

"The way the top student contacts the world is really admirable..." Lu Mingfei had no choice but to surrender.

"Unless you can give me a reason to convince me, don't take this key away." Chu Zihan shook the keychain hanging on his fingertips and held it in his hand. "If you want to rely on it, it's a boy." If you use violence, you will die miserably. The last person who tried to do this to me was a taekwondo champion from the next city. He said he liked me and cornered me in a private restaurant and asked me to go with him. I He said that you can beat my bamboo knife, and then he lay in the hospital for a month."

This kind of understatement is much more threatening than the vicious villain's lines, especially when it comes from a beautiful woman. If it were another man, he might refuse and welcome him. A strong girl can defeat a Northeastern man. He was trained into a cute little puppy, but Lu Mingfei was really not the type to do this.

It seemed that if Wu Liuqi came out today, he would definitely not be able to avoid this calamity. Lu Mingfei's posture was upright and his body was full of anger, just like a famous hero in the world, sitting upright.

"What reason can there be? It's just that I'm not worthy of you, senior sister." He said very calmly, "It's impossible to say that I haven't envy you, but I'm just a toad. How many pounds do I have? It is very clear that if the fairy came down to earth and told me that she wanted to marry Qin and Jin, she could only admit the wrong person, because my family happens to live next door to Dong Yong, how could she like me."

"You think I'm not sincere to you, so you don't want to accept it?" Chu Zihan understood.

"It definitely can't be sincere. Would a swan look down at a toad? Rather than accept it for the sake of temporary happiness, and then be thrown away happily and make everyone the laughing stock, it is better not to nod from the beginning, and then not There will be a tragedy." Lu Mingfei tried his best to smile, as if he was crying, "My shabby life is already miserable enough. Senior sister, please don't make fun of me. I don't taste good and I don't want to be abused. laugh."

"I understand what you're thinking." Chu Zihan nodded, "I'm sorry, it's true that I didn't think carefully and didn't think about your feelings."

Chu Zihan's attitude was once very strong, but now he lowered his head and apologized, which made Lu Mingfei feel a little uncomfortable.

"Look, senior sister, you originally planned to dump me in the future." He had no choice but to continue laughing. Only in this way could he continue the topic to avoid making everyone unhappy, "Can I ask why you said that to me? What kind of words?"

"I..." Chu Zihan hesitated a little, thinking that he had just planned to ask Lu Mingfei, so he had to let him know the truth no matter what, so he continued to add what he had not finished, "I want to You act like my boyfriend and put on a show for others to watch."

"Acting?" Lu Mingfei's eyes rolled. Thinking of Chu Zihan's various performances tonight, he understood in an instant, "You want to show it to the person who made you sad today, right?"

The clown who always plays a clown to make others happy may be the smartest one. If so many years of living under the influence of others have given Lu Mingfei something, then his greatest advantage is his emotional intelligence and his ability to understand people's emotions.

"I want to stimulate him, tell him to get out, stay away from me, and never appear in my life again."

Chu Zihan thought of the conversation in the car tonight. He had been telling lies for so many years. He must be very tired, right? In fact, Chu Zihan was also very tired. She didn't want to think about setting up her parents anymore. What was there to care about that kind of man? It's better to accept the current life and be a good daughter to the new father, then the mother will be very happy.

"Is that person annoying?" Lu Mingfei asked tentatively.

"Very annoying." Chu Zihan nodded.

"But I keep pestering you?"

"I can't get rid of it at all."

Lu Mingfei thought to himself: Where did this bitch dare to touch the heart of our Shilan school beauty? If the gang of wolves from Shilan Middle School knew about this, they wouldn't have attacked in groups and skinned that bitch!

I can't help but think of the New Year's party held in school, where boys sat next to each other and girls sat next to each other. At that time, Chu Zihan was wearing a beautiful lake blue skirt and sitting by the piano playing Chopin's famous music. The audience was silent, and everyone was having sex after the performance. Applauding, it seems like I have spent all my energy in this life.

The boys naturally discussed Chu Zihan and talked about the goodness of the goddess. During the performance of a new sad song, everyone couldn't help but shed tears. They felt that marrying Chu Zihan in this life was definitely out of the question, so they agreed no matter what. No one can go to Chu Zihan to confess and cause trouble to the goddess. Everyone must protect her well until the end of the world and the end of the world.

That was probably the most united day for all the male compatriots in Shilan Middle School, but judging from the news now known, maybe that day can be moved to the future. If the bastard who was pestering Chu Zihan knew that he had provoked the entire school. Boys, I'm afraid you will be frightened by the dark crowd and your pants will get soaked!

The more I think about it, the angrier I get, and the more I think about it, the more my blood boils. Damn it, Chu Zihan is such a good girl. I only dare to look at it. The bastards outside are just like those gangsters tonight. They dare to touch them at every turn. Come and touch. Is it worthy? Would you like to look in the mirror? Do you know what can only be viewed from a distance but not played with? I haven't even touched it!

"Senior, don't worry, I'll take over this job, and I will definitely help you get rid of that bastard!" Lu Mingfei slapped his thigh, proudly.

Chu Zihan stared blankly at Shai Zai, who suddenly rose up for some reason. For just a short moment, his attitude was a complete 180-degree turn.

"Didn't you just say no?" She was a little curious. What gave Lu Mingfei the courage and courage? Was it Liang Jingru's song?

"The me who just lived in the past is the me who has died. The me who lives now is the me in the present continuous tense. The things I have done in the past have become history. What I said in the present continuous tense Every word is changing my future. Senior sister, you should care about me now, not me before!"

Lu Mingfei made a sophistry, and he couldn't help but admire his eloquence a little, thinking that he was worthy of me. The tonic Bilian could speak so fresh and refined, making him seem like some great ancient Greek philosopher.

This set of sophistry actually frightened Chu Zihan. She even thought carefully about the real meaning of Lu Mingfei's words for a while, but finally chose to give up. The goddess's brain circuit did not support her treating the bad guy with a double-skinned face. World, this is like why the normal person is the crazy one in the eyes of the mentally ill.

"Well... then you just follow my rhythm. No matter when, we will act as a couple." Chu Zihan said.

"Even in school?" Lu Mingfei suddenly realized the seriousness of the problem. After a burst of excitement, he was followed by calm thinking.

What if a bad guy and a goddess, two completely incompatible people, suddenly walked together on campus one day, holding hands, and loudly announced to the world that they were a couple. What this damn thing caused was not just a huge uproar, but a nuclear bomb that made the world tremble! Didn't that bastard kid become himself in an instant? He, Lu Mingfei, will soon become the public enemy of all the men and women of Shilan Middle School and top the list of those who should be punished!

"Can't you... think about it again?" Thinking of the consequences, Lu Mingfei's tongue almost started to get knotted.

"You have already promised me that you must keep your word." Chu Zihan said seriously.

Sure enough, Shai Zai's temporary headache and brain fever still couldn't get through the two channels of Ren and Du. He counterattacked and became a hero in an instant. He just straightened his neck and pretended to be forced for the last time in his life. Facing the Golden Retriever Lion King, he boldly went up and touched his beard. Smiling, he turned around and said to everyone, "Hey, this thing is actually an old man. I thought it was that rare and exotic beast from the Western Regions!" The next ending will probably be to be chopped into pieces with a dragon-slaying knife, right?

Lu Mingfei was filled with anger and worry about his future. As soon as he looked up, he saw Chu Zihan's flawless face. Flawless is never a good word, but if this face looks at you seriously, with eyes full of expectation, she feels that you are her male god. SuperMan, even if you know that there is a mountain of swords and a sea of ​​fire ahead of you, you still have to jump in resolutely, right?

Damn it, it broke out with the entire Shilan Middle School!

Lu Mingfei gritted his teeth and became angry, what a handsome word! He was simply born for me, Lu Mingfei! What's wrong with me, after so many years of decline, holding Chu Zihan's waist and strutting around the market? Tremble, mortals, envy the losers, admire the wolf cubs of Shilan Middle School, the goddess you yearn for will become my legitimate girlfriend in the next period of time!

We will spend the whole month and night making love to each other in front of all the teachers and students in the school! We went to the cafeteria to eat together. You fed me a mouthful and I fed you a mouthful. We drank the same glass of juice together. Behind us was Zhao Menghua, who was jealous and jealous, breaking his chopsticks with envy! We are going to kiss on the podium in front of everyone! Doesn’t Shilan Middle School prohibit students from falling in love? Then don't stop me from showing affection! I've been treated as a loser for so many years, and now I'm going to take it all back with pride!

"Senior, tell me! What should I do? If you ask me to go east, I will never go west. I will obey your orders!" Lu Mingfei stood up with a cry, raised his right hand in salute, and solemnly swore an oath.

Chu Zihan didn't know why this guy was downcast and excited at the same time, but since she had chosen him, she had to take responsibility. There were no boys of the same age around her who could be called friends. Lu Mingfei was probably the only one who didn't know how to do it. The person who rejected her invitation could be roughly guessed before she said those words.

The goddess's confrontation with the bad boy is basically a dimension-reducing attack. It is written like this in so many stories. Isn't the reverse version that the boss falls in love with a girl with low self-esteem? I also learned this from books.

The two partners hit it off immediately. Chu Zihan thought about it and issued the first order of the couple.

"You go wash your hair, blow dry it, and give it a better look. We'll take a photo together. It should be more explosive."

"What kind of explosion method?" Lu Mingfei couldn't wait.

"Lying on the bed together, with you holding me in your arms, it's like a selfie you brag about with others. You have to have that feeling afterwards." Chu Zihan said lightly.

Lu Mingfei imagined the scene and suddenly felt that his breathing was a little short of breath. But facing Chu Zihan's face that said, "I'm really just here to do business," Lu Mingfei instantly realized that he was so dirty. For the sake of her own better life, I won't hesitate to cooperate with you, a bad boy, to make that bastard quit. You're such a bad boy, you actually covet other people's bodies? Bah, vile!

Bang bang! Lu Mingfei mentally asked Chu Zihan to slap him hard twice, and turn his head 180 degrees from left to right, leaving two bright red slap marks. If this kind of operation were performed by Chu Zihan in reality, Lu Mingfei would feel better. However, considering that Chu Zihan is no less capable than Xiao Longnu, if he really let her slap him twice, he might be broken. The wall flew outside the hotel, so I could only make up my mind.