My ninja cat thinks I'm weak and steals the thunder fruit

My ninja cat thinks I’m weak, so it steals the Thunderbolt fruit overnight!

Konoha calendar 54 years.

“Failed again.”

Hefeng stood in front of the fitting mirror in the living room, looking at himself in the mirror.

Sword-browed and star-eyed, fresh and handsome, with a tall and slender figure.

His face value, even among the four masters of the Uchiha, is quite handsome.

It has to be said that the appearance genes of the Uchiha clan are indeed very strong.

The man is handsome, the woman is charming.

But it’s worth mentioning that…

Hefeng is not a person from this world, but a traveler.

He came to this world about ten years ago and became a member of the Uchiha clan.

At the end of the Third Ninja World War, he was forced to go to the battlefield when he was only five years old.

And witnessed the tragic death of his predecessor’s parents.

Thus opened Sharingan.

Relying on Sharingan and Gouzi Jue, Hefeng survived the third Ninja World War.

“If I write my life experience into an online novel and upload it to the Qidian Chinese website.”

“It is estimated that many people will complain about Qidian Orphanage.”

Hefeng couldn’t help complaining about his own experience.

Since the end of the Third Ninja War, he has often cast illusions on himself.

Constantly reenacting the scene of the day when the predecessor’s parents died tragically.

So far, Hefeng has watched his predecessor’s parents die no less than two hundred times.

certainly……

The reason why he did this was not out of any morbid psychology.

But to stimulate your own brain.

Through the pain of losing your parents, force yourself to open the Kaleidoscope Sharingan!

Like many web text traversers.

Before Hefeng came to Naruto World, he was lucky enough to watch this anime.

I have a certain degree of understanding of some settings and plot trends.

He knows that as long as the brain is stimulated enough, the pupil technique called Sharingan can be opened.

The irritation intensifies.

You can upgrade the ordinary Gouyu Sharingan to a kaleidoscope Sharingan.

Unfortunately however…

Zephyr has been unable to turn this theory into reality.

No matter how many times he tried, the stimulation was always just a little bit less.

Today is another day when I tried to open Kaleidoscope Sharingan and failed.

“It’s been ten years, Xiaoyu.”

Xu Fan muttered to himself in the room.

The Xiaoyu he was talking about was not his younger sister or younger brother.

It was a stray cat found in the village a few years ago.

At that time, it was not long after it was born, and it was abandoned and lay dying on the side of the road.

Thinking that he was alone in this world, Hefeng took it home.

He also named it Xiaoyu.

With the careful care of Hefeng, Xiaoyu not only thrives, but also breathes fireballs.

Let Hefeng immediately realize that this is a ninja cat.

After Hefeng’s training, Xiaoyu has been able to release the powerful fireball technique like the patriarch’s youngest son.

and……

No printing required yet!

But Xiaoyu is not like the toad on Mt. Miaomu, who can use human language.

“Meow!”

Xiaoyu stretched lazily, as a response to Hefeng.

Hefeng took three steps and two steps, walked to Xiaoyu, squatted down halfway, and stretched out his hand to gently stroke its chin.

“I guess you don’t understand what I’m talking about.”

“Ugh……”

“Yunyin Village has decided to have a truce with Muye Village, and will send people to sign a peace agreement in two days.”

It stands to reason that serious people can’t even remember the calendar in anime.

However, two major events occurred in Konoha 54 and Konoha 55.

That’s why Hefeng remembered something.

In the 54th year of Konoha, the leader of Yunyin Village kidnapped Hinata.

“Next year, it will be Uchiha Itachi’s Genocide Night, when he will slaughter the entire clan.”

“Xiaoyu, Itachi, do you remember? It’s the one who ate your three-color dumpling for nothing.”guy. ”

Hefeng simply sat cross-legged on the ground and complained to Xiaoyu.

In fact, he has been aware of this problem since he came to this world.

Also tried to change Itachi’s mind.

But it didn’t work.

His own brainwashing skills are completely inferior to Sarutobi Hiruzen.

Itachi finally gave birth to the will of fire.

We are less than a year away from Genocide Night.

Brainwashing Weasel failed.

“Establish a bond with Uchiha Itachi?”

“That guy went crazy and even killed his parents and wife, let alone me.”

“Maybe in the eyes of that lunatic, I am a firm Uchihaist.”

After all, in the past few years, I have instilled in Itachi the idea that Uchiha can also be Hokage.

“Xiaoyu, what do you think I should do?”

“Leaving the village?”

“Meow~” Xiaoyu opened her cat’s mouth and yawned.

“Do you also think it’s good to leave the village?” Hefeng looked at Xiaoyu in the cat’s nest, but still shook his head.

Once you leave the village without authorization, you will be labeled as a traitor.

Not to mention whether the Sarutobi faction will let him go.

I am just an ordinary Chunin now.

There is no system, no cheats.

Just leave the village.

Let’s not talk about whether you will be targeted by Obito and Orochimaru.

For other Ninja villages, they are shining pork belly.

“Could it be that you have taken refuge in the Three Generations of Hokage?”

Hefeng asked again.

“Meow meow meow?”

Xiaoyu couldn’t help showing a confused expression that I’m just a kitten.

“No way, even if Sarutobi wants to take me in, that fellow Danzo will kill me for Sharingan.”

“And if you don’t make it right, you will be implanted with the technique of the root of your tongue.”

“It’s just worse to die.”

Neither this, nor that…

The Kaleidoscope Sharingan couldn’t be opened again.

Hefeng suddenly felt that his future was dark.

The traversers of other people’s families all have various systems against the sky at the beginning, or they have powerful bloodlines.

When I come here, I don’t have anything to ask for.

It took ten years to pass from the lower ninja to the middle ninja.

Thinking of this, Zefeng leaned back and fell on the tatami mat in all directions.

“Is it really a dead end?”

Zefeng looked at the ceiling.

Suddenly there was a ringing in the ear.

He glanced subconsciously, and saw Xiaoyu jumped up from the cat’s nest, jumped to the window, pushed open the window familiarly with two paws, and disappeared into the night.

Only the night scene of the bright moon shining in the sky is left, and let the wind enjoy it.

Although Xiaoyu is a ninja cat, she doesn’t like to stay at home and runs out every now and then.

Hefeng has long been accustomed to this.

He retracted his gaze and continued to stare at the lines on the ceiling.

“Why don’t you take advantage of the poor information to fool around?”

As soon as such an idea popped up, He Feng couldn’t help laughing bitterly.

After all, I am just an ordinary person.

Mana appears in front of Obito under the guise of predicting the future.

It is estimated that the opponent will cast illusion in the next second.

Then……

Click.

“So, I really have no way out?”

The more he thought about it, the more desperate Hefeng became.

If I had known today, I might as well have used the third ninja war to feign my death.

Leave the village early and be an ordinary person.

Time passed by every minute and every second, and even Hefeng couldn’t remember how long it had passed.

Suddenly there was a commotion in his ears.

Hefeng raised his eyebrows and immediately became vigilant.

It was Xiaoyu who just ran out, and came back through the gap in the window.

but……

This time Xiaoyu did not return empty-handed.

Its small cat’s mouth is holding a fruit tightly.

The shape resembles a big pineapple, but the lines on it are like spiral lightning.

Hefeng blinked hard, wondering if he had read something wrong.

“Why does it feel like the thing that Xiaoyu brought back looks like a devil fruit…”

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