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"Police, come out to wash the ground!"

With a loud shout from the second master, the picture on the big screen suddenly changed. There was a fierce and strange, but very magical, brainwashing symphonic music.

The music is lively and rhythmic. In the music, Brother Chen is wearing black trousers, white shirt, black waistcoat, combing his head and holding an axe, and begins to shake a dance step that is not like a dance, but is clearly a dance.

The expression of enjoyment, the action of sex, gave people a kind of strange feeling spontaneously.

As Chen's dance steps shook, the screen began to flash quickly, with scenes of vivid life being chopped down by black axes against a gray background.

More and more people died, the music became more and more rushing, and the black suit boys standing behind Chen became more and more dense. In the end, they even covered the entire lobby.

The atmosphere became more treacherous and chilling.

Under such rushing music, all the axe brothers suddenly raised the axe in their hands, with an aura like a rainbow.

In the middle of the picture, the three characters "Axe Gang" from right to left are red as blood.

"This is an era of social turmoil and gangs rampant, and among them, the ‘axe gang’ is the most frightening.

"Only some impoverished communities that are not even interested in gangs can enjoy temporary peace."

The video ends here, exactly seven minutes.

"Cleanly and neatly, in just a few minutes, it portrayed a turbulent era and laid the dark tone for the whole movie. This beginning is very similar to the classic foreign movie "Black Hand" that also describes the gangster... Gangsters... Kung Fu... modern Kung Fu movies?"

Looking at the introduction to the Axe Gang in the movie, Yu Chaobei was shocked, even if he was an old enemy with Zhang Yun. At this time, Yu Chaobei, with just this beginning, couldn’t help but admire Zhang Yun for the script of this movie. Control.

First, the crocodile gang who dare to beat the police in the police station started with the powerful and powerful axe gang. In just a few minutes, the dark and chaotic tone of the whole movie was set. This rhythm is really not something that the person who writes a movie script for the first time can control.

Even while having such a rhythm, the lines of each character in the film are very accented and very brainwashed.

For example, the first line at the beginning "Who else?" Another example is "Is there still a king's law? Is there a law?", and the sentence "The police, come out to wash the ground". These lines are refined and incisive.

Yu Chaobei felt that even if he insisted on writing the script until now, he would not be able to write lines of this level.

For the arrangement of the plot, for the design of the character lines, for the rhythm of the script, plus any clear and nearly perfect shots, and a very suitable BGM...

This "Kung Fu" took only seven minutes, and the movie viewers could not stop it!

An extremely perfect beginning, an extremely perfect commercial film rhythm!

"It's another long shot, oh? Pork Cage... these characters are a bit interesting, they should all be kung fu... Puff! Why is there such a talent, no wonder it is a comedy!"

Yu Chaobei looked at the scene depicting the village of the pig cage in the camera, and saw Baozu Gong, Wu Lang Bagua Cudgel and others, while analyzing the specific meaning of these characters.

However, before he could finish his analysis, the appearance of "Sauce Boom" made him burst into laughter.

The "charter lady, why suddenly there is no water" with an inexplicable taste, is really magical!

The degree of magic is comparable to "who else".

"Action, comedy, plot"

Yu Chaobei had been analyzing the plot and the elements of the plot just now, but he forgot that the film "Kung Fu" is still a comedy!

It's not the kind of burden that suddenly shakes out, but the whole film is full of comedy all the time!

In most commercial special effects movies, there are always a few jokes in the serious plot. This setting is to ease the tense atmosphere and slow down the pace of the plot a little bit; the other is to cater to the public's aesthetics and attract more moviegoers.

-What is the public aesthetic? The three-day teacher Nenghuo is the most powerful evidence of the public's aesthetics.

Vulgar and interesting.

Shit, urine, fart, never outdated!

-Damn it, why did you get upset in three days? Now if you want to read his novel, you have to ask him to update it!

When "Kung Fu" was promoted, it focused on "China Special Effects Blockbuster". This kind of special effects film should also contain similar baggage and jokes.

At the beginning, Chaobei really thought so.

However, when I think about it carefully at this time, it seems that from the beginning to the present, the burden of the movie "Kung Fu" really fits the category of comedy movies.

In other words, although Zhang Yun has been promoting "Kung Fu" as a Chinese special effects film, even if the special effects part is eliminated, it will not become a pure drama, but a comedy.

The combination of comedy and special effects?

Good you Zhang Yun, you are so bold! In the first movie, dare to challenge the two most difficult movie types at the same time!

As we all know, domestic comedy films and special effects films are the two biggest pitfalls. Special effects movies are difficult to balance between special effects and plot, and are more of a problem for the capital; comedy movies are that even professional comedy researchers may make a disgusting comedy movie.

Just like Happy Twist can film "The Richest Man in Xihong City", it can also film "Li Cha's Aunt".

The water in comedy films is too deep for young people to grasp.

And Zhang Yun, too much combined comedy and special effects film together!

Are you really not afraid to make a nondescript suture monster?

Yu Chaobei wanted to sneer, but everything in front of him made him unable to laugh, and even a sense of admiration suddenly rose.

Although Chaobei has not seen the "special effects" part so far, he has to admit that Zhang Yun has handled the "comedy" part quite well.

Putting the burden on the role setting (with half-stretched buttocks, the obscene charterer, the girly Hongjia iron line fist) and the lines, there is absolutely no far-fetched place, and there is no trace of deliberately doing it.

From the first ten minutes, if "Kung Fu" is just a comedy, it will be very successful.

"But, what will happen to your special effects?"

Yu Chaobei gently tapped the edge of the tablet and continued to look down.

Twelve and a half minutes, not a second, not a second, the unnamed male protagonist played by Zhong Yuan appeared on stage.

He first stepped on a child's football, then walked into the "Jiaobao" barbershop and blackmailed the "Jiaobao".

Then there was a "heads-up session" with endless laughter. In the end, Zhong Yuan was given a meal by the charter wife. "Axe help you?" "Soup and medicine cost?" "Damn! Damn!" He was so embarrassed that he lit a small firecracker.

"A cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops and horses will meet each other!"

As soon as this line was exported, Yu Chaobei's eyes lit up.

Then, the axe who appeared at the beginning of the movie walked in slowly with the explosive head on the second master.

From here on, the film ushered in the first small sex.

The black clouds were densely packed, with evil music, rushing towards the villagers in the village of the pig cage.

The second master who was about to swing an axe suddenly turned the camera around and lay in the gasoline tank.

The axe-patterned fireworks ascended to the sky and exploded, and countless axe gangs, under the leadership of Brother Chen, came slowly.

The atmosphere gradually became serious. Known as the most frightening axe gang, they focused on such a group of indisputable poor residents. Anyone with normal IQ knows what is going to happen.

but!

There is hope, the hope that defeated the second master!

"Who did it?"

"I count three times."

"One…"

"two…"

The handsome Chen Ge showed his black teeth and counted down coldly.

No one came forward.

Throw the lighter away.

The coolie who used to focus on the lens caught the lighter.

"I did it."

Coolie said lightly.

This sentence seemed to sound the horn of the beginning of the war, and the surrounding axe helped the crowd to pick up the axe, and came savagely.

Coolie made no secret of it, kicking with both feet, the "Twelve Way Tan Legs" move was deadly, and instantly knocked down several axe gangs.

In the chaotic fight, Hong's iron wire fist and Goro gossip stick appeared one after another. Especially in the scene where Goro Gossip Stick appeared on stage, it was obvious that he just kicked off a bamboo pole casually and rushed into the crowd. The special effects are available but very simple, but it gives people a dazzling and gorgeous feeling.

With the BGM that is purely composed of Chinese folk music, it makes people stand upright and blood boils in an instant.

The next ten minutes was a one-sided massacre.

The so-called most notorious axe gang, even with a submachine gun in his hand, is nothing but a toy for three people.

"..."

Others may see it surging, and the same is true of Yu Chaobei.

But he looked down at the speculation he had just written.

"The Axe Gang is the big boss."

It's a few!

What time has changed, in the face of invincible kung fu, the submachine gun must be held back for me!

The movie is here, finally showing the special effects technology for the first time.

The stick played with dragons and phoenixes, smoke rose in all directions, and countless axe gangs were beaten into embarrassment like targets.

Although the scene is not full of splendor of flying bombs, it has a unique beauty of China.

"Special effects...Chinese special effects film..."

Witnessing this special effect, Yu Chaobei's head is a bit numb.

There are not many special effects in this section, but I can see that there is absolutely no shortage.

And this is already an unattainable level for most domestic special effects films!

"Really allows him to combine special effects and comedies perfectly? No, you can't draw conclusions so early. Anything can happen before the end of the movie. What if the story behind him is unfinished?"

Yu Chaobei figured it out for himself, and at the same time quietly changed what he thought of as the boss from "Axe Gang" to "Fire Cloud Evil God".

The authorities are fans, he should have thought of it a long time ago!

Since the main villain of the movie is the evil **** of fire cloud played by Chen Xuejing, what big boss are you still guessing here?

Are you sick?

"It is estimated that Huoyun Cthulhu should be the real boss of the Axe Gang, or the big boss behind the scenes. In this way, the Axe Gang is bullied, so that he can be drawn out..."

Yu Chaobei, who was beaten in the face for the second time, guessed. He felt that he should have thought so long ago!

Just in the time when the final big boss is changed to the north, the plot of the movie has reached the point where Zhong Yuan and his companions were caught by the axe gang and survived by relying on the unlocking technique. The two learned from the pain on the street, and happened to run into the heroine played by Lin Xinyao pushing the ice cream truck by.

"Also, there is really no line at all..."

Seeing Lin Xinyao's image of a dumb woman, Yu Chaobei felt his head numb.

Good guy, although Lin Xinyao said that she didn't have any lines, who would have thought that such a big star would have acted as dumb!

With other capitals, such a big star must "make the best use of everything". Not only does it have to be well-dressed, but it also has a lot of lines and more plots!

How come here in the New World, the star Lin Xinyao has become a "decoration"?

Not even a line!

"Zhang Yun is really not a human! Don't take his daughter-in-law seriously!"

Not only Yu Chaobei, but seeing the image of a dumb woman played by Lin Xinyao, the many media people present at the same time had such an idea in their minds.

But...you have to say that even if there is no line, Lin Xinyao's dumb girl is still pitiful...

Is this acting?

The story continues to evolve, and two people who are incapable of making a grand appearance on the stage.

The three "Wulang Bagua Cudgels" who had beaten the axe gang before were defeated by heaven and earth.

It is also here that "Kung Fu" reveals its true level of special effects for the first time.

profession! Just professional!

The invisible sound wave turned into a sword soldier, hitting people, really like the substance; the spear tied with the red wing is very tough, flying in the sky, quite the accent of the Chinese national quintessence drama.

It looks like a BGM, but it is actually a powerful weapon. The music is wave after wave, perfectly integrated with the entire fighting scene, and it is not abrupt.

Nervous, intense, yet elegant and fragrant;

Ethereal, beautiful, but murderous!

This section is so smooth that there is not even a single line of the duel, it will be silly to show Chaobei directly!

"This, is this the China special effects film?

"This, this is Zhang Yun's "Kung Fu"?!"

Even if Yu Chaobei is unwilling in his heart, even if he has denied it many times before, after seeing this extremely smooth fight, he has to admit that this special effects "demonstration" is unparalleled in China!

It's really unparalleled!

The combination of music, scenes, and special effects is simply perfect!

Yu Chaobei's scalp is numb, and his heart is surging!

He finally understood why Zhang Yun dared to market the concept of "China Special Effects Film".

This kind of special effects with Chinese folk music as the BGM and the scenes of battle is full of the beauty contained in Chinese culture. It is really a veritable Chinese special effects movie!

No other film has produced this kind of effect!

"If all ‘patriotic’ marketing is at this level, then I will be the ‘no brain blowing’, what can I do?"

Yu Chaobei gave a wry smile, and suddenly felt that the concept of "China Special Effects Film" appeared too late.

The director of Hua Xia should have made this kind of special effects film with the flavor of Hua Xia long ago!

In the emotion of Chao Bei, the charterer and the charterer appeared on the stage and easily defeated the crippled world.

And it wasn't until Tian Ma Di Que shouted "Is this Lion Roar skill? Who beat Tai Chi" and ran away naked, the real big boss, under the guidance of "Who" played by Zhong Yuan, officially appeared on the stage.

"Hey, I was beaten in the face again."

Yu Chaobei remembered the speculation he had just made, and felt that his face didn't hurt at all.

Even looking at the appearance of the evil **** of fire cloud played by Chen Xuejing, telling the truth, it is really shocking, but to him, it seems...not so unexpected.

When Yu Chaobei saw Chen Xuejing from the Mediterranean Sea, who had a total configuration of no more than one hundred yuan, he realized that he couldn't get any shock.

It may be numb.

My scalp was numb all the time, until the end, it was so numb that I didn't feel it!

"I won't be shocked how the movie will develop next. Even if the protagonist suddenly becomes a masterpiece, I won't be surprised."

Yu Chaobei felt that his own psychology had been almost hit.

The script arranged by Zhang Yun was used by any clear shots, and the very magical BGM appeared endlessly, and it was numbed by the special effects of the piano sound fighting method!

then…

"Unexpectedly, Lion Roar also has a big horn."

The Huoyun Cthulhu knelt down on the ground in embarrassment, his injuries were serious.

Yu Chaobei opened his mouth and realized that he was already numb, and he was conscious of the electric shock!