My Online Dating Partner Is a Celebrity

   "Mr. Zhang Yun, I am so thrilled, I have long admired my name!"

  As soon as Mark walked over, he enthusiastically held Zhang Yun's hand and said a Chinese language that Zhang Yun did not understand.

  Zhang Yun looked back at He Yubai, with questions in his eyes.

  He Yubai explained helplessly: "What Mark wants to say is, like Lei Guaner, admiring his name for a long time."

  Mark also changed his words immediately: "Yes, yes, like Leiguaner, like Leiguaner. My Chinese language is still not in place, just laughed."

   "...It's nothing, Huaxia is indeed a bit difficult for Americans." Zhang Yun understood, and shook his head to show that he didn't care.

  It seems that the first impression is really not very reliable. I just watched Mark play the piano. It was called grace. When he opened his mouth, the smell of lamb skewers was still half illiterate, and the whole image collapsed.

  Zhang Yun smiled, thinking so in his heart.

  He Yubai also told Zhang Yun before that Mark is a foreigner who likes Chinese culture very much. At that time, Zhang Yun didn't take it seriously, thinking that Mark was a normal American who was slightly interested in Chinese culture.

At this time, Mark used such fluent Chinese to communicate with him, and he realized that he seemed to underestimate how much Mark liked Chinese culture—it had to be a lot of people who liked Chinese culture to learn Chinese fluently in different languages. ?

  Mark is not a "Raff" who makes Chinese money. In the United States, he doesn't need to learn Chinese language at all. Although he has learned a bottle of dissatisfaction with half a bottle, it is much better than the Chinese language of most foreigners.

  Mark’s Chinese language is not a question of whether it is bad or not. In terms of fluency, Mark is very good, but the taste is a bit weird. But when it comes to the effect of use... it's hard to say.

"I heard Yubai talk about you a long time ago, and I finally met today." Mark sat next to Zhang Yun and He Yubai very familiarly, and introduced himself to Zhang Yun with some excitement. "My name is Mark. Yu Bai should have introduced it. I am very interested in Chinese culture and Chinese people. I am especially interested in Chinese martial arts. I watched the "Kung Fu" you made. Wow, that movie is really amazing. I haven't seen such a good-looking martial arts movie for a long time."

   is kung fu, not martial arts.

   Hearing Mark’s compliment, Zhang Yun first corrected Mark’s words silently, and then seriously looked at Mark, an American.

  Mark is of pure white descent, with a high nose bridge and light blonde curly hair. His eyes are not too big, but his brown pupils look very beautiful. This kind of appearance, even in the aesthetics of Zhang Yun, a Chinese, is enough to be called a handsome guy.

   Rich and handsome, if you are in China, you can't participate in a draft debut on the spot?

"Thank you for your compliment. In fact, "Kung Fu" has borrowed the essence of many old Chinese martial arts films and kung fu films. It can be said that without the accumulation of martial arts films and kung fu films over the years, "Kung Fu" can not be shot." Zhang Yun was very modest. Explain the origin of "Kung Fu".

  This explanation is not made up by Zhang Yun. When Xing Ye created "Kung Fu", he did borrow a lot of things from old martial arts kung fu movies. Those Hong Kong-style buildings, various martial arts settings and names are all borrowed from old martial arts films.

  Even Master Xing gave Master Jin Yong a 70,000 yuan copyright fee for the two names of "Yang Guo Xiaolongnu".

  Master Jin Yong was shocked-who cared about copyright in those days?

"This is bad (chai)." Mark shook his head and said to Zhang Yun, "The most awesome part of "Kung Fu" is not the ones you said, but the special effects and actions. I have never seen any of them. A martial arts movie can be like "Kung Fu"..."

  Speaking of this, Mark paused and asked He Yubai questioningly: "Uh...what is that idiom? Yourmomflyinthesky?"

  He Yubai was stunned for a moment, but he didn't understand this. However, He Yubai, who knows that Mark is not very good at Chinese idioms, said to Zhang Yun quickly: "Zhang Yun, don't get me wrong, this is not a curse."

   "I know what he means." Zhang Yun was confused by this Chinese English sentence.

  He Yubai doesn’t understand, he understands too much!

  There is no abstract language in this world, but the earth has it!

   Obviously, Mark is definitely not swearing, but saying an idiom.

  It's just that when he said this idiom, he confused the concept of "mother" and "horse".

  So, the English phrase "yourmomflyinthesky" should be translated into...

   "If I'm not wrong, do you want to say'the horse and the sky'?" Zhang Yun said to Mark.

"That's right! Unbelievable! That's the idiom! Oh, I still have to practice my Chinese language!" Seeing Zhang Yun understand what he meant, Mark clapped with excitement, and poured a glass of wine for Zhang Yun and He Yubai. .

  Zhang Yun picked up the wine glass, took a small sip, and said with a smile: "I think you are more proficient in Chinese than the two of us."

   "Oh? Why?" Mark wondered.

   "Because of this kind of abstract sentence, most people really can't say it." Zhang Yun couldn't help it anymore at this time, haha ​​laughed.

   "Is that so? Then I may have reached another level." Mark really believed it, and laughed with Zhang Yun.

He Yubai next to    can't understand Zhang Yun and Mark's laughter.

  How do you feel that it is not me who has been friends with Mark for many years, but Zhang Yun?

   he thought in wonder.

   Through the confusion between "Mom" and "Ma", the distance between Zhang Yun and Mark instantly narrowed.

  "The party is over in a while, you must come to my place to play, I think I get along well with you." Mark even actively invited Zhang Yun.

  Zhang Yun believes that Mark’s "don’t be wild" is by no means a sham, but he is really "a talented person who can read half a word."

   "No problem, the heroes see the same thing." Zhang Yun promised boldly.

"I like this ancient Chinese saying, what a hero sees is the same." Mark repeated Zhang Yun's words, and then his face suddenly showed regret and confusion, "Zhang Yun, don't you mind if I call your name directly Right? I think you should know that I have invested in several martial arts films before, and the starring actors are also Asian, but without any accident, these films have all lost.

"I always felt that these films lost because the martial arts films (mei) were gone, and later I stopped making them. But your "Kung Fu" made me discover that my previous ideas were wrong. The martial arts movie hasn't been released, but I can't catch the clue.

   "So this time I heard Yubai say that you are coming back. I am very happy, because I can ask you face to face, why the martial arts movie I made lost and the martial arts movie you made won?"

Although in this large passage of Mark’s words, some words are not expressive, and some words are even pronounced incorrectly, even if the order of the words is changed in Huaxia, even if there are several *** in the middle, it still does not affect the reading , So Zhang Yun still heard about it.

  He came to see Mark this time, just to have a relationship with Mark, to see if there is a chance to discuss business. Since Mark took the initiative to bring up this topic, Zhang Yun would naturally not hide it.

Zhang Yun drank the red wine in his glass, smiled and said to Mark, "Mark, I will call you Mark. The reason why the martial arts film you invested in is not satisfactory, I think the decline of martial arts film is only part of the reason. . The real reason is probably... you are making Hollywood martial arts movies, not Chinese martial arts movies!"