My Online Dating Partner Is a Celebrity

"Happy New Year!"

  Zhang Yun was swimming in the dreamland, when he suddenly heard a girl's voice explode in his ears, and he opened his eyes in an instant.

   Then, I saw Xu Keer standing beside him, with a smirk on his face.

  Looking back, Lin Xinyao sat at the dining table at the back, also smiling.

  Zhang Yun looked up at the clock again, only eight o'clock in the morning.

   "Happy Chinese New Year, shit, it's only thirty today." Zhang Yun got up from the sofa and scratched his frying hair.

   "I wish you a happy Chinese New Year in advance." Xu Keer said with a smile, "Your master is too unqualified. Our guests are all up, and you are still sleeping."

"Ke'er, what you said is a bit discouraged. My master is not qualified? Both of you gave my room to sleep. I can only sleep on the sofa now." Zhang Yun retorted, "Besides, who is a normal person? Get up at eight o'clock?"

   "Who is a normal person who won't get up after 8 o'clock?" Xu Keer asked rhetorically.

   "I." Zhang Yun pointed to himself.

   "You are not a normal person." Xu Keer shook her head.

   Zhang Yun sighed: "I was wrong, I shouldn't pick you up."

  Yesterday after Lin Xinyao agreed to come to Zhang Yun’s house for the New Year, Zhang Yun talked to Zhang Yiteng and Yang Qin about it.

  Unsurprisingly, when he heard that Lin Xinyao was coming, Zhang Yiteng raised his hands in favor.

  Yang Qin also heard Zhang Yiteng say the name of Lin Xinyao, a girl who has a good impression of Zhang Yun, and was also very pleased to let Lin Xinyao come over to celebrate the New Year together.

  So, yesterday afternoon, Zhang Yun drove for nearly three hours and went to Harbin to pick up Lin Xinyao home.

  As soon as Lin Xinyao arrived at Zhang's house, she was enthusiastically received by Zhang Yiteng and Yang Qin.

  In front of Zhang Yiteng and Zhang Yun, he slapped the table and stared at the table, shaking Yang Qin, the father and son trembling. In front of Lin Xinyao, that was a good wife and mother, not to mention how kind.

  The left sentence "Don't be polite and treat this as your own home", and the right sentence "Auntie do you want to eat." That made Zhang Yun suspect that Lin Xinyao was Yang Qin's own.

  Oh, there is another Xu Kerr. Don't forget this little assistant who disturbs your dreams.

  Because Zhang’s house has only two bedrooms, Zhang Yun, as his biological son, can only sleep on the sofa.

  Unfortunately, Xu Keer was woken up without waiting for her to wake up.

  Since he was awakened, Zhang Yun also got up. After he got dressed, brushed his teeth and washed his face, he sat at the dining table, eating buns, and asked Lin Xinyao, "Where are my parents?"

  He has been busy here for a long time, but he did not see Zhang Yiteng and Yang Qin.

   "Uncle went to paste the spring couplets on his car. Auntie said to borrow paste from someone else's house." Lin Xinyao replied.

  "Post Spring Festival couplets? Did you post Spring Festival couplets so early?" Zhang Yun asked strangely.

  Before Chinese New Year, didn’t it take ninety o'clock at home to start posting Spring Festival couplets?

   "We are not from the Northeast, so how do we know when you will post Spring Festival couplets in the Northeast." Xu Keer said.

   "Yo, Xu Kerer is Xu Kerer, what he said is really reasonable." Zhang Yun said "praising".

  Xu Kerr even thought about it: "I always feel that what you said is not like complimenting me, but scolding me."

  Lin Xinyao laughed softly beside her.

  The three were talking and laughing, the door was opened, and Zhang Yiteng and Yang Qin walked in.

   "Oh, my big slacker has a good life. I woke up so early." Zhang Yiteng couldn't help "praising" when he saw Zhang Yun got up.

  Zhang Yun always feels that this tone and sentence pattern seems to have been said just now.

   "It just so happens that the paste I just got back, you put the spring couplets while it's hot." Yang Qin put the small iron basin in his hand on the table, and the inside was sticky, white paste.

  The so-called paste is actually a thick paste made from flour and water. This thing is sticky and easy to make. Use it to stick the Spring Festival couplets. When you tear it next year, it will be very easy to tear without leaving a glue mark.

  But this thing is actually an old thing abandoned by the times. Before the New Year, because there was no glue, only paste was used. There are similar non-marking glues long ago, and the reason Yang Qin still wants to paste this thing is just because he is used to it.

  "Should I post it myself?" Zhang Yun couldn't believe it when he heard Yang Qin's words, "My dad won't post it with me?"

   "We have to go out soon if we have something to do, and let you post it. Where is so much nonsense?" Yang Qin said very unreasonably.

"Moreover, aren't there two girls?" Yang Qin pointed at Lin Xinyao and Xu Kerr, "Yaoyao, help Zhang Yun paste, but you will be responsible for the paste. The three people will work together and it will soon be possible. Finished posting."

  "This is not good..." Zhang Yun hesitated.

   "No problem, don't worry, Auntie!" Lin Xinyao agreed.

   "Okay, then you hurry up, we'll leave first. Come at eleven o'clock, I'll be back to cook." Yang Qin put down these words, turned around and went out with Zhang Yiteng.

   "Yes, these two are considered to be the shopkeepers." Zhang Yun sighed helplessly, and looked back at Lin Xinyao and Xu Kerr, "Then, let's start work?"

  ……

   "Wife, just for a while, is this necessary?"

  Downstairs, Zhang Yiteng sat in the car and asked Yang Qin.

   "What is necessary and not necessary. Young people are staying together, what shall we join in the fun?" Yang Qin said.

  These two people said there was something, but in fact, there was nothing wrong. The excuse came out purely to create private space for Zhang Yun and Lin Xinyao.

   But they don’t want to think about it, there is another Xu Keer.

   "Isn't there a problem?" Zhang Yiteng felt that Yang Qin was unreliable.

   "Ker's child is real. When the light bulb has no power, she doesn't count." Yang Qin only knew Xu Keer for one day, and she knew Xu Keer's attributes thoroughly.

   "Okay, what are you talking about." The wife said so, what else can Zhang Yiteng say, he turned to ask, "Where are we going now? Isn't it a problem to stay in the car all the time?"

  Yang Qin said: "You send me to the mahjong hall, and I will come back in two laps."

  Zhang Yiteng wondered: "Where shall I go?"

  Yang Qin naturally said: "I will take care of where you go."

  Zhang Yiteng: "..."

  ……

   "Come on, assign tasks now!"

  Upstairs, Zhang Yun threw a lot of red spring festival couplet stickers on the table, and said to Lin Xinyao and Xu Kerr.

  "Let’s cut the uncut spring couplets first, and then Yaoyao helped me paste the couplets and hit them. Kerr, you are responsible for brushing the paste on the back of the couplets. By the way, don’t eat the paste secretly."

   "Is this still edible?"

  It's okay not to mention it. When it comes to "Don't steal the paste", Xu Kerr immediately aroused curiosity.

   "Of course the flour can be eaten, this thing is delicious, put some sugar and camellia noodles to taste." Zhang Yun deliberately teased Xu Kerr.

  "What is Camellia Noodle?" Xu Kerr asked curiously.

   "You only need to know that it is delicious." Zhang Yun said.

   "Oh." Xu Keer agreed, her eyes rolled, and she didn't know what she was thinking about.

  The three of them sat around the table and gently cut various uncut couplets with scissors.

  In fact, due to the size limitation of the building, there are not many Spring Festival couplets that need to be posted. There is a pair of big ones on the outside of the door, a pair of small ones on the door of the main and the second bedroom, a few blessings on the windows, and a few blessings on the main walls, it's nothing.

  This is much less than Zhang Yun’s work of posting Spring Festival couplets when he was in the countryside. When I was in the countryside, I had to post "Jingquan Daji" every Chinese New Year, and "Go out to see money" at the door. Even the chicken ring had to post a "Golden Chicken Rack".

  Now there is no need to post these. Although it saves a lot of things, it seems to be less flavorful.

  In just a few minutes, all the Spring Festival couplets were cut. Xu Keer first applied the paste to the spring couplets on the door of the room. Zhang Yun and Lin Xinyao held one by themselves, and simply compared the height, and then pasted it on the outside door.

  On the right is "Auspicious, wishful and prosperous"; on the left is "Things in your heart become eternal peace".

  Horizontal batch is "Fuxing Gaozhao".

  I don’t know how many years old words are. It's just to be auspicious.

  I finished pasting the door of the room, and then I posted the doors of two more bedrooms. After the three Spring Festival couplets were posted, Zhang Yun began to paste the word "Fu" on the window.

  Fu is also said, for example, it needs to be posted upside down, because the blessing "arrived". For another example, "hanging stickers" will be added under the word "Fu" in the northeast, a kind of cut paper symbolizing auspiciousness, with various patterns.

  With the cooperation of Zhang Yun and Lin Xinyao, in the blink of an eye, the room was almost all posted. Only the sofa in the living room has not been posted.

  Because this is the highest, it is reserved for the end.

"Hey!"

   Zhang Yun just stacked a few pillows on the sofa, and was about to step on the pillows to paste the last word of blessing. Lin Xinyao suddenly stopped him.

   "Huh? What's wrong?" Zhang Yun looked back at Lin Xinyao strangely.

   "I posted this, just seeing you are busy, I didn't do much." Lin Xinyao said.

  Zhang Yun was noncommittal, and handed the word blessing to Lin Xinyao: "Then you come."

  Lin Xinyao smiled, took off her slippers, and stepped on her barefoot.

  Worried that Lin Xinyao would not step on it, Zhang Yun stood behind Lin Xinyao, opened his hands and made a "rail" in the air.

  "Am I that stupid?" Lin Xinyao couldn't help laughing when she noticed Zhang Yun's movements.

   "Stupid or stupid, I'm afraid you will come to a "Living in Love for a Life"." Zhang Yun teased.

  "Love for a lifetime" is a Mary Su urban romance drama performed by Lin Xinyao. She plays the vicious female number two in it.

  The plot of the TV series, just like that, it’s pretty clichéd. There is a much-spoken plot. It is about the heroine standing on a high place and putting up a slogan, and an unstable foot fell down. The hero immediately hugged the heroine in his arms.

  The plot is not too different from what Lin Xinyao is doing now.

  It’s just that the female protagonist stepped on a hard wooden stool, which was much more stable than the pillow under Lin Xinyao's feet.

  I can fall off on a strong stool. I can only say that the heroine can't do this thing with cerebral thrombosis in ten years.

  Lin Xinyao's own TV series, naturally he knows. She heard the meaning of Zhang Yun's words, and couldn't help but follow Zhang Yun's words and said: "Should I deliberately fall? See if you have a quick response from the hero?"

   "Try it, as long as you dare to fall, I will dare to strike someone directly!" Zhang Yun smiled.

   "Then I still have to try it!" Lin Xinyao joked, but a strange expectation arose in her heart.

  She seemed to be looking forward to falling into Zhang Yun's arms.

  "Don't make trouble, I can really make a splash!" Zhang Yun still said.

  Lin Xinyao ignored him and directly slapped the word blessing on the wall.

  The work is finished, she smiled, and suddenly pretended to slip.

  This action is extremely sudden, but it is meaningless. Because if Zhang Yun could not pick up Lin Xinyao, Lin Xinyao would not fall.

  However, Zhang Yun was staring at Lin Xinyao intently, and Lin Xinyao shook his arms subconsciously to prevent Lin Xinyao from falling.

  So, the scene became Lin Xinyao standing on the sofa, and Zhang Yun hugged her tightly from behind.

  Temperature, the temperature of each other's bodies, first communicated to each other.

   Then, Zhang Yun felt that his heartbeat suddenly missed a beat, while at the same time, Lin Xinyao's heartbeat suddenly bounced violently.

  Zhang Yun didn't speak, he could feel Lin Xinyao's wonderful figure, feel Lin Xinyao's full grip, no fat waist.

  Lin Xinyao did not speak either, she could feel Zhang Yun’s increased breathing, and the arms that were not powerful but full of security.

  The two were silent at the same time, and time seemed to stand still.

  A gentle, sultry, and ambiguous atmosphere, unconsciously lingering in the hearts of the two of them, giving them an unspeakable throbbing in their hearts...

   "yue! Not delicious at all!"

Suddenly, a disgusting voice broke the ambiguous tranquility, and Zhang Yun and Lin Xinyao woke up at the same time.

   Zhang Yun suddenly let go, and Lin Xinyao sat down on the sofa.

   Turning his head in distress, Zhang Yun looked at Xu Keer who made a strange noise.

  I saw Xu Keer clasping the white paste in her mouth with her hands, her expression was quite painful.

   "You lie!" Seeing Zhang Yun look over, Xu Kerr complained, "There is no smell at all!"

   Zhang Yun laughed and laughed: "Are you really eating?"

   "You said it's delicious!" Xu Keer said.

   "It's delicious, why don't you eat more?" Zhang Yun said helplessly.

  After talking about Xu Kerr, Zhang Yun turned around again and looked at Lin Xinyao: "I...have I gone to clean up the table first?"

   "Hmm... you go." Lin Xinyao pretended that nothing happened just now and nodded.

  Zhang Yun looked at Lin Xinyao, thinking about the "intimate contact" just now, that kind of spreading ambiguous atmosphere, and there was a sultry joy in his heart.

  He smiled memorably, and turned around to clean up the leftover paste Xu Kerr ate.

  Lin Xinyao was sitting on the sofa, peering at Zhang Yun, the smile at the corner of her mouth, no matter how she hid it, it seemed to be exposed without any cover...