My Online Girlfriend Is The Nine Heaven Divine Phoenix

Lu Ping looked at the two people in front of him, one fat and one thin.

He smiled and said, "Two seniors stroll slowly, I still have something to do, so let's go first!"

With money, Lu Ping didn't intend to stop.

You know, he is now burdened with foreign debts.

Hurry up and go home to see if the damaged flying swords you bought have arrived, so you can continue to make money!

Sun Wukong laughed and said, "Why are you in a hurry? Come on, have a drink with your Uncle Sun!"

Lu Ping was shocked!

No, come again?

He looked suspiciously at the man in front of him, hesitating in his heart.

To go or not to go?

"Why, what are you thinking? Come if you are told!" While speaking, the monkey reached out and grabbed Lu Ping.

Lu Ping exerted force subconsciously.

But it didn't work, the hand was like an iron hoop, and it didn't shake at all.

"What a powerful force." Lu Ping sighed in his heart.

"You boy, although my grandson didn't treat guests last time, I also gave you a book of exercises. You kid still took advantage of it. This time, your grandson and I have friends. Can't you help me arrange it?" The monkey was not polite at all, looked at Lu Ping's right arm and said with a smile: "You are a dragon, you have just been born, and it is best to practice that technique, and your future will be limitless."

Er. Seeing that the other party started talking, Lu Ping also knew that he had taken advantage of it last time.

But what made him more concerned was that he heard a hint of hidden meaning from the other party's words!

The other party came to find me specially!

So, how did the other party find themselves?

Lu Ping narrowed his eyes slightly, but he didn't ask any questions.

Instead, he smiled and said, "Okay then, Senior Zhu came from afar, and this junior will arrange for Senior Zhu to meet him!"

Seeing that Lu Ping fully agreed, the two were also satisfied!

Fifteen minutes later, in front of a buffet.

"Seniors, it's not cheap here, 3,000 star coins each, and the ingredients are all very exquisite. I only know its name, and I have never eaten here."

The buffet price of 3,000 star coins per person is still very expensive.

In normal times, Lu Ping wouldn't even glance at it!

But last time with this Uncle Sun, he quickly spent 70,000 star coins for a meal.

Lu Ping still feels pain in the heart!

Looking at it this way, the price of this buffet is still very humane.

Lu Ping took a special look, and the drinks here are free.

The old pig squinted at the monkey.

With the development of the times, the progress of civilization.

Immortals are not all earth turtles.

People also secretly came to the lower realm to experience life.

To put it bluntly, Laozhu usually relies on games in the human world to pass the time and entertain him.

This kind of thing that does not violate the precepts and can entertain is still very suitable for the old pig.

Seeing that this buffet is really not very good!

The old pig couldn't help but said, "Can't you take us to a decent vegetarian restaurant? We don't have much to eat in this buffet."

Lu Ping was taken aback.

He turned his gaze to the monkey beside him.

The monkey laughed and said, "Don't listen to his nonsense! Both of us can eat meat! If he doesn't eat it, then he will be a vegetarian!"

The old pig also opened his mouth wide.

You must know that the two of them are in Lingshan to observe the rules and regulations, and they are not joking.

It can even be said that these clear rules and precepts are one of the means used by Lingshan's high-level executives to restrict and restrain their subordinates.

Once a precept is violated, it is absolutely impossible to hide it from others.

Especially if you can't hide it from the two saints.

Is this monkey crazy?

But when the monkey opened his mouth, the old pig closed his mouth wisely.

Follow Lu Ping in together.

After entering, the old pig looked at the monkey and began to eat all kinds of exquisite dishes by himself!

Drinks are also welcome!

"Damn it, monkeys have guts, is my old pig a coward?"

He gritted his teeth and let it go.

Seeing these meats, since he went to Lingshan, he has never been with him again!

The old pig went up and started to take it.

Next, the war began.

Although it is said that things with sufficient aura are often tasted very good.

But it doesn't change the taste of the material itself.

Meat and vegetarian are still different after all!

At the same time, as a high-end independent restaurant, its ingredients are also extremely exquisite.

It can be said that the aura is sufficient.

For the old pig who hadn't eaten meat for tens of thousands of years, the taste instantly ignited endless memories in him.

That's a taste that only exists in memory.

It was also the first time for Lu Ping to come to such an expensive buffet, and he immediately ate desperately.

When most people eat buffet, they always have an idea that they want to eat back their money.

Lu Ping himself is extremely frugal, and he also has this idea in his heart.

But soon, Lu Ping found that he didn't seem to be very good at it.

Although the monk eats much more than ordinary people, after half an hour of eating, he still can't eat anymore.

At this time, Lu Ping found that the senior Zhu in front of him...

The eating speed is terrible.

Beside him, plates were constantly stacked up.

The speed at which the service staff collected the plates was not even as fast as he was eating.

With a big mouth, a lot of food is poured directly into it.

It's like being reincarnated as a starving ghost.

That's it? Did you dislike me for coming to the buffet just now?

Lu Ping was a little lucky, thanks to TM who came to help himself, if he really went to a high-end restaurant.

It must cost more than here.

After eating the old pork, he rinsed his mouth with wine.

"Cool! It's so fucking cool! Hahaha!" The old pig, who was so excited, couldn't help but let out a pig cry.

But many people have already set their eyes on him.

This guy is so delicious.

And this is just the beginning.

Another half hour later, the cafeteria manager was already sweating on the phone.

For ordinary people, eating for an hour is really nothing. This buffet is limited to three hours, but this guy eats too fast.

Moreover, while the old pig was eating, he was too lazy to get the food by himself.

Use mana directly.

I saw countless meals floating and entering his stomach.

"This guy has such a big mouth." Lu Ping could only sigh like this.

Too cruel!

This buffet is worth it!

Although Lu Ping didn't eat it back, he knew that this senior had already eaten it for him.

In Lu Ping's opinion, eating for half an hour by himself may not be worth five minutes for this guy

It's that fast, it's that fierce!

He even felt that this guy had begun to chew food less carefully.

Many things are just chewed a few times in the mouth and swallowed directly.

"Isn't Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit? Can you taste it?" Lu Ping was a little suspicious.

But did not ask.

Just excitedly watching the old pig eat. In Lu Ping's view, this is taking advantage!

Great! Although not to take advantage of yourself.

The diners on the side also started talking.

"What is this for?"

"It's a mess, right? It's too delicious."

"Brother, save some for me, you took away the winged tiger meat just now, you are too careless!"

"Boss is going to die today!"

"What about the manager, can you take care of him, what do we eat if he eats like this?"

There are many diners in the store, some of them are watching the fun, while others are dissatisfied.

The old pig eats too fast and chooses the good ones.

Many dishes were suddenly emptied by him, before they even had time to serve them.

This also caused dissatisfaction among many diners.

At this moment, a middle-aged man came over.

When he came to Lu Ping's table, he smiled and said, "Guys, I'm the boss here. Are you enjoying your meal?"

Although he was asking a few people, his eyes remained on the old pig who was feasting.

It's just a pity that the old pig only has food in his eyes.

Don't care about him at all!

The old pig saw that the monkey was taking the lead, so he also went all out.

Anyway, if you break the precept, you have to eat enough money, otherwise, if you go back to Lingshan and get cleaned up again, wouldn't it be a bad thing to die?

Eating a bite is a breaking of the precept, and eating recklessly by oneself is also a breaking of the precept.

Isn't this delicious?

And if you really want to be held accountable after you go back, there will still be a monkey holding it up. Isn't that impossible?

A once in a lifetime opportunity!

How else can I say that Bajie is smart, when he takes advantage, he is always the first to charge.

Seeing that the old pig didn't make a sound, the monkey didn't make a sound, and turned his head in another direction.

These two are like this. As the person who treats the guests, Lu Ping can only say: "It's still a pleasure."

Well, he was full anyway.

The boss looked at Lu Ping and said with a smile: "Then I would like to ask this senior to give you a high hand. I am willing to waive today's meal fee."

Hit the road!

Lu Ping was overjoyed, it was a great thing to see someone wanting to treat guests.

The boss is also helpless.

This person can eat so much that he is not an ordinary person at first glance, and he controls food with magic power, which is extremely precise.

The strength is absolutely extraordinary!

Even if he wanted to drive people out, he still had to consider conflicting issues.

If there was a real fight, it would not be an advantage to report to the Security Department.

I might be able to refuse next time, but this time when someone pays me and refuses to let me eat half of it, I'm afraid I won't take it for granted if there is a commotion.

Moreover, it is not very pleasant to spread the truth, so he would rather refund the meal fee, even though he also invited the guests out.

Lu Ping looked at Bajie and said with a smile: "Senior Zhu, why don't you see, we'll eat this today?"

Although he didn't know why Houzi brought him to see Lu Ping, Bajie knew that this guy must be extraordinary.

Otherwise, do you really think that monkey is easy to talk to?

Bajie slightly stopped eating, shook his head with some dissatisfaction, and said, "I'm not three-thirds full yet, where is this?"

In a word, the boss's face will turn green!

Good guy, are you still full?

If you are full, can you go out of business today?

Lu Ping spread his hands helplessly at him, at this time, Bajie ate even faster!

what to do! what to do!

The boss has a sudden change of heart!

finally! The boss had an idea, and said: "Senior, I don't know something. In the street next door, my classmate also opened a self-service shop. His house is more expensive than mine! Five thousand star coins each. How many times have I seen seniors today?" People, I admire and are willing to pay, and invite the seniors to have a meal!"

Lu Ping was overjoyed, since he was full, he would let the old pig eat in while he waited outside, wouldn't it be a waste of earning 5000 star coins?

In case Uncle Sun doesn't go in either.

He wouldn't want to take his five thousand star coins away, would he?

Didn't I earn 10,000 for nothing?

Lu Ping looked at the old pig, and said with a smile: "Senior Zhu, the dishes we have in this restaurant today, the seniors have almost tasted them, how about we have the next one?"

Laozhu is good at calculating, so he is not a fool.

Upon hearing this, wouldn't it be great to be able to change to a more upscale restaurant and recalculate the meal time?

"That's fine!" the old pig agreed.

With tears in his eyes, the boss transferred 15,000 star coins to Lu Ping, and refunded the meal fee of 9,000 star coins.

Only then "reluctantly" sent the three of them out of the restaurant!

Then turned to look at the restaurant staff!

"Remember! Anyone who dares to let these three people in again will be expelled immediately!"

The boss gritted his teeth and said.

This day can be called a heavy loss!

Fortunately, it was handled in a timely manner, and the ingredients and dishes in the store were replenished in time, so some losses could still be recovered.

The three of Lu Ping came to the door of another store.

"Seniors, go in. I'm almost done eating, so I won't go in." Lu Ping planned to save a little.

The monkey said unhappily: "Aren't you going to follow? Hurry up, don't mother-in-law, and you don't need to pay, you don't want to earn another 5,000 star coins for yourself, right?"

His thoughts were pierced, Lu Ping smiled coyly, and said, "I'm really not hungry, you two should go in, I'll wait for you outside."

Seeing Lu Ping's sword art, the two had no choice but to go in by themselves.

after an hour.

Inside a luxurious buffet in the next street!

After seeing the old pig performing a wave of three mouthfuls and one roasted milk tiger stunt.

The boss couldn't sit still either.

"You two, let's go, the small shop can't accommodate you!" Generally, the big eater, or something that can be eaten.

The boss will never make a move to drive away customers.

To put it bluntly, most people can't afford something like a buffet.

Take Lu Ping as an example. According to his estimation, the ingredients he ate were only about 2,000 star coins, and it must be said that these ingredients are all high-quality aura ingredients.

Basically, normal monks can't reach this level.

After all, Lu Ping's physical strength and digestion ability are not weaker than those of the same level of physical training.

Of course, some monks with high cultivation can eat more.

But overall, the boss still makes money.

Even if there are one or two special edibles occasionally, but in the case of limited meal time, generally you will not lose too much.

The scary thing about Zhu Bajie is that while he eats a lot, he is also very fast!

Very very fast!

This is a completely different concept.

Lu Ping was sitting at the door playing with his mobile phone.

"Baby, I met two seniors today, and one of them is very good at eating. The buffet boss refunded us the meal fee, and even paid for me to go to the buffet at his classmate's house to continue eating."

Huang Xiaoqi: "... I really love my classmates."

Dalu Chaotian: "Haha, no, this boss really made me laugh."

Inside the house, the owner of the shop smiled and said, "You two, please change to another one. I am willing to pay you to go to my classmate's house next door for dinner. Although his house is cheaper, but the master's level is very high, both of you You can try it."

Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes: "Don't fool me, his food is not as good as yours, I just ate from his house!"

boss:"."

There is such a thing?

He faintly felt something was wrong!

Judge others by yourself!

Could it be that these two people were sent here on purpose by my dear old classmate?

At this time, the monkey smiled and said, "You two bosses are interesting. They both want us to eat at each other's house. Unfortunately, we have already eaten at that house."

Life is so helpless sometimes.

Outside the door, Lu Ping and Huang Xiaoqi were chatting happily.

Then I saw the old pig and the monkey came out.

Lu Ping stepped forward and said with a smile: "How did the two seniors come out so quickly?"

He has made up his mind now, no matter what he says, if he treats Senior Zhu to dinner, he must go to the buffet.

Other restaurants cannot be considered at all.

Even ordinary ingredients, Lu Ping didn't want to take any risks.

The old pig said helplessly: "The boss is so stingy, he kicks out customers when he encounters a big appetite, what's the point? But this guy gave me 20,000 star coins, so it's okay."

Lu Ping: "."

Ordinary people, if they eat more, they will be kicked out.

Lu Ping must be a diner. After all, you can’t just make money and stop letting diners eat when you see that they can eat it, right?

However, after seeing the old pig's appetite, in Lu Ping's opinion, if he doesn't admit it, he will die

The loss is really unbearable.

The way he eats is horrible.

At this time, Laozhu saw a rather luxurious Xianwu bathing club next to it!

He rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Okay, I'm half full after dinner, that's it, let's take a bath and relax."

bath?

The monkey looked at the bathing club in a daze.

For him, this place was foreign.

Lu Ping touched his chin. He wanted to go in and have a look.

This is the truth.

After all, never went in.

Just take a bath!

Lu Ping made a decision.

He promised that he had absolutely no other thoughts.

"good!"

Lu Ping agreed, and Monkey had no objection.

The three of them entered the bathing club.

Taking a bath, soaking in a bath, steaming, and various projects began to be arranged.

For Lu Ping, this was the first time he entered such a place.

After that, I also experienced a massage service!

Of course, Lu Ping didn't do anything, it was pure experience.

The three of them finished their work and went downstairs together to pay the bill.

The waiter took the cards from three people.

He smiled and said, "Are you counting together or separately?"

"Let's count together!" Lu Ping said with a smile.

"Chenghui, a total of three thousand one hundred and two star coins."

"What? How much?" Lu Ping's eyes widened.

It's okay to say that there is really any special service here.

In Lu Ping's opinion, 100 star coins are too much for what he enjoys.

How can it be worth so much money?

The cashier smiled slightly and said: "You three, normally, the package ticket of 34 star coins per person only costs 102 star coins." While speaking, he slightly signaled the old pig: "But this The gentleman ordered a supreme set, and we will charge three thousand star coins here!"

Lu Ping: "."

have to! The 5,000 star coins I just got, haven't warmed up yet.

But it’s okay to think about it. I ate and played today. Not only did I not spend any money, but I still had some leftovers in the end.

The monkey looked at the old pig suspiciously.

After a while, he sneered.

At this moment, Lao Zhu felt a little embarrassed, and said with a smile, "Let me do it, the boss just now gave me 20,000 star coins."

While talking, Lao Zhu paid the bill very openly.

After leaving the bathhouse, Lu Ping bid farewell to the two and left.

He didn't have any special feelings about the old pig's behavior.

Man!

However, after watching Lu Ping leave, Houzi sneered and said, "You really want to rebel! Dare to do anything?"

Five thousand on the first day of the new year.

There are a lot of things during the Chinese New Year period, and I want to relax and update less