My Organs Can Fuse Monsters!

[Testimonials on the shelf? Feeling woolen, purely chatting to make up the word count. 】

I may be the most useless author of Feilu.

A book with 120,000 characters took me about a month to write.

Compared with other authors...the anti-sky operations such as being on the shelves in a few days, updating 20,000 a day, and 20 chapters on the shelves, etc., I guess I don't deserve to mention shoes.

Therefore, it must be agreed in advance that with the author's peerless talent, it will be four or five chapters (10,000 words) at most.

Perhaps many elder brothers have to say: "There are so few updates, it seems that we have to keep it!"

For the author, Jiang Zi, of course, was a bolt from the blue.

It's easy to raise it, but for a book, the first order is life!

How many authors have seen their first order of rubbish, and finally had no choice but to wave their knives with tears in their eyes, turned around and did not come back...

In this way, time passed day by day, and the brothers who raised the books finally came back.

But when he found out that his beloved concubine had died inexplicably, he was instantly distraught!

After all, books cannot be changed after death. The infatuated men wiped away their tears, opened the comment area, and angrily typed: "Dog eunuch, kill my concubine, die for grandpa!"

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Ahem, in fact, we authors are also very helpless.

After all, the reason for the eunuch, besides the rubbish he wrote, is largely because everyone keeps books, and no one subscribes to them. In the end, the author thought that no one would read them, so he had to sharpen his sword to the pigs and sheep...

In fact, we don't want to either!

Going around is still a matter of subscription.

After some words, everyone may be aware of the importance of subscriptions to codeword dogs.

I don't ask for more support from everyone, just give the author a first order, and then support it as soon as it is necessary, at least let Sajia know that there are still people watching.

After all, for the author group, writing a book is a job, and it is to fill their stomachs.

No grades, no money, no cuts, keep it as a love letter to the mistress?

They are all adults, and the age to worry about food and clothing has long passed.

It's like a farmer plowing dozens of acres of fields, but in the end there is no harvest. You can't stop him from being a duck to make a living, right?

(Of course, if there is such a channel, please be sure to contact me.)

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The above is purely for the author to complain to everyone, whether the book is good or not, in fact, he already has a bottom line in his heart.

Damn, after holding it in for so long, it's finally coming to the shelves.

Thinking that this book is about to have more than 10,000 pre-orders, it will be on the top of the list every day, its monthly income will exceed 100 million, it will become the richest man in the world at a young age, its first love will impress, it will marry Bai Fumei from the village head, and it will reach the pinnacle of life... Thinking about it, I am a little excited Woolen cloth!

Hissing (wiping saliva).

I will discuss it with the macho editor tomorrow, and it will be on the shelves at around 12 noon on the 10th, everyone, please remember the time, please support me!

No more, I'm going to soak my feet, and I'm leaving.

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(The following is the author's ancestral testimonials, which are only passed on to men and not to women. If you are interested, you can read below)

Lin Sen (with a sad face): ""No surprises, it will be on the shelves at 12 noon today, I'm so worried, I don't have money to subscribe to the dog author, what should I do..."

Gou Sanxuan (patted on the shoulder): "Brother Lin, why are you worried about something? Let's go, A Liang and I booked a luxurious private room in the Huangdu Tavern. The beauties from the entire Fuxi Academy are here to play?"

Qiu Shuiliang (stepping forward): "Yeah, my sister even called some of her best friends over, and I'm waiting for you to have a drink! Let's go, Brother Lin."

Lin Sen (glances at each other): "You two know shit! If the subscription doesn't work, the three of us will be cool. As the protagonist, I haven't stood on the top of the Central Plains, shoulder to shoulder with the sun. I don't want to die!"

Qiu Shuiliang (Hua Rong turned pale): "What? Could it be that the subscription is not enough... the dog author wants to run away?"

Gou Sanxuan (takes a breath): "Damn it! This is absolutely not possible. I just merged with the first monster. Before I have reached the full level, I must never let the dog author eunuch!!"

Qiu Shuiliang (clapping his hands, thinking of a clever plan): "How about, let's be ducks! Get together and give the first order to the author of the dog. I don't want to die either. I only lived for less than ten chapters..."

Lin Sen (with admiration): "Ah Liang's words are very good! In this way, the three of us will surely survive! The author of the dog also said that whoever gives the most subscriptions will be the protagonist of the next volume!"

Gou Sanxuan (opening his mouth wide, very surprised): "Really? I also want to be the protagonist, and I want to pretend!"

Qiu Shuiliang (can't wait): "Then what are you waiting for? Even if you are a duck, you have to subscribe!"

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