My perfect apocalyptic life

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[Please note that the minimum monthly salary for the three employees you have is 10,000 yuan, and your current employee salary totals 40,000 yuan per month. The details are as follows: Chi Wei's monthly salary is 10,000, Zhang Tao's monthly salary is 10,000, and Shen Zhaozhao's monthly salary is 20,000. 】

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Looking at the dazzling gilt letters in front of him, Meng Xu couldn't help but sigh deeply.

There will be retribution for being drunk.

After making a joke, I actually wanted to give Shen Zhaozhao 20,000 yuan.

If the monthly salary needs to be changed, it will have to be changed next month... Moreover, why do these two zombies have a monthly salary of 10,000? !

Meng Xu was numb. When he was working, his monthly salary could not exceed 10,000 yuan!

"I really want to kill all the well-paid zombies."

Meng Xu sighed deeply.

But to be honest, it’s really not expensive.

According to the urinary properties of this system, the check-in can cost up to several million per minute.

If you can win over zombies with cash, that's actually not bad.

Thoughts flashed through his mind. Meng Xu glanced at the rearview mirror and looked at the frightened middle-aged man in the back seat. He recalled the taxi driver's tone and said enthusiastically: "This Uncle, what do you do and where are you going? "

Most taxi drivers are warm-hearted and chatty people. Since you are a driver, you should play your role well.

Hearing Meng Xu's words, Zhang Lunping subconsciously opened his mouth and said: "I work as a personnel manager in a brewery. My child is sick. I will go to the city to get some medicine."

He is confused now and needs to slow down.

If I remember correctly, this is the end of the world, right?

Why are there still taxis?

"The child is sick? That's true. We can't delay it." Meng Xu groaned, nodded, and then said complicatedly, "Why didn't you drive your own car? Didn't you buy one?"

Zhang Lunping was tense, paying attention to the surrounding environment, and whispered: "The economy was in recession not long ago, so I sold... and the driving noise is too loud. I live in a community. Once I run over, it is easy to draw those things out!"

Meng Xu sighed deeply, automatically ignoring the second half, and resonated with Zhang Lunping's words: "It is true that the economy is in a recession. As a company boss, I have to drive to make money, otherwise I won't even be able to pay my salary."

"ah?"

Zhang Lunping didn't understand what Meng Xu meant.

"Since you asked, I won't pretend anymore. Yes, I am the chairman of 'Peace Order'. Are you interested in coming to work in my company? I can give you three..."

Meng Xu smiled slightly and changed his style: "A high salary of three...three thousand, including food and accommodation!"

Zhang Lunping was silent for a while.

He didn't know what Meng Xu was talking about.

"We are a regular company. I am going to the Industrial and Commercial Bureau to go through the formalities right now...Which pharmacy are you going to? I looked at the offline map. There is also a pharmacy near the Industrial and Commercial Bureau. You took a ride. Aren’t you going to get off there?”

As Meng Xu spoke, he happily showed Zhang Lunping the offline navigation: "There are so many procedures for running a company. Now I have to go to the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, and I have to go to many departments... It's so annoying. Why are there so many steps? We can't streamline them. One point, one department to solve all problems?”

Zhang Lunping stopped talking.

Something didn't feel right.

The driver's mental state seemed not to be very good.

After the apocalypse came, did you go crazy due to too much pressure?

Although Zhang Lunping stopped replying, Meng Xu still said to himself: "Where does the child go to school? Is his academic performance good?"

The zombies on the roadside were attracted by the movement of passing vehicles. They roared instantly and began to chase the Mercedes-Benz exhaust fumes. Under the bloody flesh, their faces were hideous!

Zhang Lunping was a little frightened, but Meng Xu drove very casually. While driving, he complained to Zhang Lunping: "People's hearts are too impetuous now! Look, everyone on the roadside wants to take a taxi. It's full. Didn’t you see it?”

After saying that, Meng Xu rolled down the car window and shouted to the zombies running outside: "Stop following! It's full, you can wait for the next one! I really can't pull it, I'm just free riding, I won't accept it. Carpool!”

Then, he rolled up the car window.

Zhang Lunping stopped talking.

After surviving outside for three days, is this much pressure?

hateful!

Can this world get better? !

"Peng."

At this moment, a sudden brake came on. Zhang Lunping was caught off guard and hit the seat in front of him. He was a little dizzy, but his spirit was always tense. He immediately grabbed the package beside him and said nervously: "What's wrong? What's going on? The car broke down? Then we have to leave quickly, there are a lot of zombies around."

"No."

Meng Xu casually lit a cigarette, handed one to Zhang Lunping, and said very naturally: "Wait for the red light."

Zhang Lunping:?

He widened his eyes and looked ahead, and found that there was indeed a traffic light in operation at the intersection ahead.

Not far ahead, there was an ambulance overturned on the ground. When the surrounding zombies saw their Mercedes-Benz E300 parked here, they rushed in crazily. There was even a zombie that rushed in front of it and slapped the rear window frantically. .

The infiltrating face of the zombie was fully visible to Zhang Lunping!

"roar!"

The low roar of the zombies reached Zhang Lunping's ears, and the disgusting stench seemed to spread to the car through the air.

"Peng, Peng, Peng!"

The zombies were knocking on the car door, as if they were trying to open some tin cans, taking out the meat in the cans and eating them, while Meng Xu frowned: "These people are too rude."

Zhang Lunping was already a little frightened. He looked at Meng Xu and asked anxiously: "Let's go directly. What if these zombies break into the door?! It's the end of the world. We can wait for the traffic lights to go away and turn around. Say it again.”

Hearing this, Meng Xu glanced at Zhang Lunping in surprise: "Can you abide by the law? Don't you know that running a red light will result in 6 points deducted and a fine of 200 yuan?"

Can the world get better? Is it a mistake to wait for traffic lights?

Zhang Lunping:?

Zhang Lunping was stunned, and he was about to vomit blood due to Meng Xu's performance.

He held his backpack tightly. Amidst the knocks and roars of the zombies, the green light finally turned on. Meng Xu kicked the accelerator and ejected directly, speeding forward. The surrounding zombies instantly disappeared before Zhang Lunping's eyes. , only a few were dragged a few meters.

Seeing this scene, Zhang Lunping breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Great driving skills!"

"That's not the case."

Meng Xu's face was filled with pride: "I've been a QQ Speed ​​player for ten years. Do you know what nitrogen acceleration is?"

Zhang Lunping:?

I shouldn't have said another word.