My Phone Can Swipe Money
Ninety-four, chasing dreams circle circle circle circle circle? ?
094, chasing dreams circle circle circle circle circle? ?
After Tang Wen, Xiao Wang and Qin Feng chatted for a while, Xiao Wang suddenly said: "By the way, old Tang, recently there was a relationship named Bi Fei who said he wanted to make a film. Are you interested in participating?"
"Oh? The relationship is very hard? It's all dragged to you?" Tang Wen asked curiously. For classmate Xiao Wang, he knew that this was a coincidence.
"Could it be that you have a good relationship with another female Internet celebrity." Qin Feng joked.
"Go, go, you don't know. I don't know who this guy is looking for, so I dragged it directly to my dad. You also know that my dad is not very interested in this movie investment, so he threw it to me."
"Hey, Principal, let's just say it plainly. Who do you see in it? There are no outsiders in the three of us." Tang Wen snickered.
"Yes, Old Wang, you can recruit." Qin Feng also coaxed.
"Damn your uncle, I saw a hammer. When the actor's makeup photo was brought to me to see, I thought it was a 2000 local turtle TV series." Xiao Wang contemptuously said.
"What's the situation?" Tang Wen and Qin Feng suddenly became interested.
"You don't know, do you know what the male protagonist is wearing? POLO clothes, the kind with the collar standing up, the female protagonist is uglier than the other." Speaking of this, Xiao Wang suddenly opened the door. chatterbox.
"Fuck it, I almost didn't scare me to pee when I just watched it. The heroine has a big cake face, the second female arm is thicker than my thigh, and the other supporting characters are either "zombie" faces that failed plastic surgery, or big cake faces , I'll go to his uncle, there is no one in the whole actor's still that looks "like" a person. Just like this, he still has the face to tell me that he wants to make a realistic show in the entertainment industry?"
"Write a hammer. The best thing he should do now is to borrow some money to give the whole group of actors who are struggling."
Xiao Wang vomited bitterly.
"There is such a wonderful person? The background is not small?" Qin Feng was also stunned.
"By the way, what's the name of the movie? I'm really curious." Tang Wen was also interested.
"It's like, it seems to be called Dream Chasing Circle Circle Circle. Damn him, I was frightened by the big cake faces of those women. I can't remember the rest." Classmate Wang cursed.
"Wait, isn't this the same as the circle circle circle with the lowest score in the later generations?" Tang Wen was speechless.
"By the way, I also have an actor's still photo file. You go to MQ and I will send it to you." Xiao Wang said.
"Tsk tsk, is this group of crooked melons cracking dates still making movies?" Qin Feng opened the still photo sent by Xiao Wang, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
"Isn't it right? He said that he had a budget of 50 million, and he wanted me to borrow a few supercars from the supercar club for him." Xiao Wang said indignantly.
After Tang Wen opened the stills, it was indeed comparable to the circles of later generations.
The male protagonist wrote that he was 181cm tall, but Tang Wen cursed in his heart when he looked at the photo of the male protagonist wearing height-enhancing shoes comparing the height of the iron bed in a dormitory with bunk beds.
"This Nima has 180? Wearing such an obvious internal height doesn't look like 170. The real thing is about 160 at most. You told me 180? What's the joke?"
As for the male lead, I won't talk about it, how it looks like a security guard at the door, and a few poses that they think are funny, how Tang Wen thinks it looks like a few psychiatric hospitals just ran out.
After the male protagonist and the male supporting role had collapsed, Tang Wen was completely convinced when he saw the female protagonist and the female supporting role.
"???? This one who looks worse than a village girl is the heroine?"
"Is this guy a failed plastic surgery? The jaw can be stabbed to death, and the cheek is still so big? Forgot to cut the bone?"
"Platform shoes? Flower skirt? Is this a turtle?"
"I lost, white skirt? Ball head? What the hell is a red high heel? Or purple eyeshadow?"
"Don't you tell me that this guy is a girl?"
After reading a few of them, Tang Wen made a comment without seeing one.
In the end, Tang Wen was completely shocked by Bi Fei's casting "skill".
"Principal, I'm curious how he can find such a bunch of people? Are you going to organize a group to go to Bangzi Country for plastic surgery?"
"Damn, old Tang, don't make fun of me. I'm going crazy these days, you know, he dares to ask me for 50 million yuan for plastic surgery like this, and I dislike 50,000 yuan." Xiao Wang said speechlessly.
"It's true that any cat or dog can act." Qin Feng also said with emotion.
"Isn't it? I heard that I was greeted by my father and asked to cooperate. What's the matter? Give my brother an idea?" Xiao Wang said depressedly.
"Pharaoh, don't participate if you don't participate in this matter. If people know that you have invested in such a movie, it is estimated that others will directly call you blind in the future." Qin Feng still expressed his opinion.
"Yes, what Lao Qin said is right. Don't get involved in this kind of thing. This is obviously a piece of shit, whoever gets involved is unlucky, not to mention seeing these actors, it's good if you don't hurt yourself, investment? Hehe Just kidding." Tang Wen still agrees with Qin Feng's statement.
"Well, I'll find someone to push it another day." Xiao Wang nodded.
"By the way, this guy also wrote a song, I'll show it to you. Guaranteed to be magical!!" Xiao Wang suddenly thought of something.
"Huh? This guy can write songs?" Qin Feng asked curiously.
"Well, I heard that he will also be a guest teacher in it." Xiao Wang said.
Thinking of this, Tang Wen couldn't help but tighten the chrysanthemum.
"Damn, the Divine Comedy is coming." Classmate Xiao Wang said meanly.
"Entertainment Circle Circle Circle Circle"
"We are pure, pure and pure young people"
"Entertainment Circle Circle Circle Circle"
"We are pure, pure, pure and pure teenagers"
Qin Feng: "Wipe, Lao Tzu's ears."
Tang Wen: "Big brother has something to discuss, it's all his own."
Classmate Xiao Wang: "Haha, you know it's amazing. I almost cut myself off without a chopstick when I heard this the other day. You didn't see the MV he gave me, that's called vomiting blood. I heard that I still spent the first one. Investors have sold millions of dollars for this stuff!!”
"I heard that this guy has to design his own poster, but based on his deformed aesthetics, I guess that Martians can understand it."
Hearing this, Tang Wen and Qin Feng were speechless. It is better to turn off this kind of eardrum loss. As for this director named Bi Fei, Tang Wen felt that it would be better for everyone not to meet in this life.
"Hey, I let it go to my dad the other day. The old man's face turned black. He took out his phone and blocked Bi Fei." Xiao Wang continued to gossip.
"Haha, in the future your old man may never invest in movies again." Tang Wen said with a smile.
"Yes, no one wants to continue to cast movies after listening to this." Qin Feng said with lingering fears, and he also accepted Bi Fei.
"Wait a minute, then the grandson called me, I guess he wants to invest with me again. I'll give a loudspeaker, please don't talk." The voice of the phone came from Xiao Wang's side.
"Hey, Mr. Wang? I'm Bi Fei, how did you think about the last time? As soon as the funds are in place, I'll go to Hainan County to shoot, and I've also invited my mentor, Lao Lao. The relationship, the old man promises that the box office will not be low. And we can also send it to Cana to participate in the film festival! I believe that we will definitely win an award!"
"My mentor was very satisfied with my opening, he said it was either a gold award or a best picture!"
"Mr. Bi, I'm sorry. Wanda has no plans to invest in movies recently. My personal funds are also invested in the live broadcast platform. I'm sorry."
Bi Fei on the other end of the phone was stunned, and then hesitantly said, "Then you don't want to vote anymore?"
The principal nodded quickly and said, "Well, I've been under a lot of financial pressure recently."
Bi Fei: "What about Wanda?"
"Wanda is going to buy a theater recently. I'm very sorry. Let's talk about it next time. I have something to do here." Xiao Wang hung up the phone after saying that.
"Have you seen it? It's so shameless, why don't you count it in your heart?"
"Damn it, you still have to attend the opening of foreign art festivals like this? Aren't you afraid of being thrown abroad?" Qin Feng only knew what shamelessness was at this moment.
Tang Wen also has nothing to say. Compared with the previous life, Bi Fei's "self-confidence" is only strong or weak!
But when it comes to quality? Haha, then I can't be complimented. Anyway, he didn't bother to look at Tang Wenqian.
"That's it? There are still people on the platform?" Qin Feng was very curious.
"Who said it wasn't, I heard that there are a lot of stars who want to help promote it this time. This person is not small, but my father said that he should not be ignored!" Xiao Wang said bluntly.
"A great person!" Tang Wen could only sigh.
(The author's hemorrhoids are still suffering. I will update it first in the past few days. It will be updated 6-10 on the same day. I will make up for the number of chapters I owe in a few days. If it doesn't work, I am going to roll. The heart of the wind is gone)
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