My Phone Can Swipe Money

"My phone can swipe money ()"

152. Catfish's Counterattack

When Xiao Wang and Tang Wen were discussing Maoyu, Maoyu's boss Lao Ma frowned and asked his thirteen generals, "How about we buy a game too?"

"Old Ma, you are thinking too much. The shortcoming of our catfish is socializing. Do you think someone will use the catfish to play games?" General Manager Jin Jian said speechlessly.

Senior Technician Director Xie Wei shook his head and said: "Now MQ accounts for more than 70% of the Chinese game market. Even if we buy a game, we don't have their channel to promote it."

The other eleven people also nodded in agreement. Catfish's strength is payment, and its weakness is obviously social. If you are going to learn MQ to copy the game to do social networking, then the previous Shengfang Network is an example.

There are too many companies that die on the road of MQ plagiarism. The patent protection period of just a few months is the best production cycle in MQ's view.

After the protection of the patent right is over, it should not be too simple for MQ to win the fruit with a powerful social network. Take Huaxia's earliest, largest and most profitable game company, Shengfang Network.

Sheng Fangwang spent a lot of money to buy games abroad. After a few months, MQ used social software to move it to his side "untouched".

Chen Qiao, who was full of anger, yelled at him, but what else could he do? MQ, which holds hundreds of millions of people to socialize, is so awesome.

Gradually, MQ started a social game. From social drainage to their own games, no one else in China can do this alone.

So the old horse said that playing games to defeat MQ is the same as dreaming.

"How about? Let's create a chat function on Maoyu Payment?" The old horse said again on a whim.

"Have the chat function on the payment software?" Technical Director Xie Wei said dumbfounded.

"Yes, that's it. We can catch them by surprise, so that we can catch them by surprise." The old horse called out excitedly, as if he had seen the day when MQ was squeezed out of the chat software.

As for what I heard from classmate Xiao Wang, Maoyu wants to develop chat software. Tang Wen can only give Lao Ma four words.

"Dug Your Own Grave"

The payment software is a very private thing. If the chat function is added, it will give people a feeling of insecurity, just like the time and space of Tang Wen in the previous life.

Catfish that step out of this step may suffer huge losses. If all this needs to be recovered, the funds needed are very large.

On the other hand, on the MQ side, there are not only taxis, bicycles, and payment portals outside, but also capture the minds of consumers. From time to time, MQ payment can randomly reduce a certain amount of money.

Therefore, Tang Wen is not optimistic about Maoyu this time. Looking at the previous raises of Catfish and MQ, it was also because of the old horse's disdainful ideas.

In other words, the old horse of the catfish is a mouth-watering player, and the things he comes up with are getting more and more annoying. This can be seen on the tail forum.

Recently, many netizens have said that Lao Ma has fewer and fewer routines now. Since the Singles Day, it has risen and fallen, and there are endless loopholes in full reduction.

For example, the price of a product that was originally 100 yuan will be raised to 200 yuan first, and then you will be given a discount of 50 yuan, and then a discount of 30 yuan for a total of 80 yuan discount.

But originally 100 yuan, you need to pay 120 yuan to buy it, and the extra 20 yuan is the handling fee of catfish, of course the merchant is happy.

As for the coupons, it is even more pitted, what is 100-20, full 200-50. When you choose, you will find that the event price is 98, you are still 2 yuan short, there is no way to make a single.

At a glance at the minimum 30 yuan, the actual cost of the inventory is less than 10 yuan, and it has earned you dozens of yuan with tears.

Especially the cross-store full reduction recently launched by Catfish is even more interesting. Those who make up the order will find that you will always be a few dozen yuan away from the next full minus.

What to do to save money? Keep going. In the end, you will find that when you only want to buy a few hundred dollars, you buy thousands of dollars unknowingly.

This is the so-called coupon loophole. The stores that are recommended to you through big data are only slightly different from the full discounted price. If you find something with a similar unit price yourself, you will find it.

"The store has not participated in the full reduction, and the categories are different." Therefore, it is said that the routine has been in the hearts of the people since ancient times.

Maoyu has been playing well in online shopping, but socialization has always been his shortcoming. The unwilling old horse plans to use the catfish payment to try the water this time.

As promised, Catfish optimized Catfish payment within a week. For the first time, the chatting function was opened on the APP of Maoyu payment, and the funniest thing was that a catfish score can be used to view photos.

That is, this feature made Catfish suffer a big loss.

It is well known that the catfish score of catfish is based on your consumption level, if you consume enough catfish. Then your catfish score will be higher.

But this time Maoyu has opened a feature that male users can view photos of strangers with a score of 700 points, and female users can view them for free, which makes the public very upset.

Because the men who buy catfish online are generally around 300-650. But this time, Catfish has opened a feature that allows you to view photos of strangers with a score of 700. Girls can watch it for free, which is a bit fanciful.

Although the photo function of catfish needs to be uploaded by myself, this disguised way of distinguishing users is a bit unbearable for ordinary people.

So the trend on the Internet began to change.

"Catfish turned into a "cat bustard" payment software to pimp."

"Cat fish for rich people."

"People who don't have money don't deserve to see photos."

"The catfish that turned into a rich matchmaker."

We-media on the Internet have all started to join, and some We-media even borrowed the mobile phone of the second generation of rich to reveal the secrets in order to test the new functions of Maoyu.

A video of the BX original video website testing the catfish payment was completely popular, and it was played more than 100 million times in just one day.

Even Tang Wen clicked the video out of curiosity.

"Hello everyone, I'm your favorite test ape." A wretched bald head appeared in the video and laughed.

"As we all know, Catfish has updated the function of paying scores to view photos of strangers, and now it will be revealed by your favorite test ape."

After speaking, the bald head took out a mobile phone and shook it to the camera, explaining: "Everyone, this is the mobile phone I use myself. I don't usually spend a lot in Maoyu, and it may cost more than 1,000 yuan a month. . The current catfish score is 600."

After introducing his mobile phone, he took out three mobile phones and began to introduce them one by one.

First of all, he picked up a domestic rice-only mobile phone and said, "This is the mobile phone my dad usually uses, and the catfish score is about 350 points."

"For the fairness of this test, I will also take out my wife here. Keke is your sister-in-law's mobile phone to test together." After speaking, he took a pink one from the hand of a woman next to him. Fruit 5.

Then he picked up the last latest Fruit 5th generation mobile phone, and said with a wicked smile: "This is what I borrowed from a rich second-generation friend. His catfish score is 780 points, a proper consumer boss. If you don't buy a few hundred thousand yuan a day, that's the kind of uncomfortable feeling."

After the introduction, the bald head started his own test.

First of all, he picked up his father's rice phone, opened the catfish payment point, and checked the strangers recommended by the system. After clicking, a message pops up on the phone.

"Sorry, your catfish points are not enough, please keep working hard."

The bald head pretended to be regretful: "I also want to work hard, but I have no money. Okay, let's get down to business, let's take a look at the avatar of the stranger recommended by Catfish to my dad, who has a score of 350."

I saw him pick up the phone and start sliding down, and he explained with a toot.

"How come these are all blank avatars that come with the system." After swiping a whole page, the bald head gave up. The catfish system recommends his dad's mobile phone to some novice users who, like his dad, do not have an avatar set.

"Everyone can see, what are the strangers recommended by 350 points, let's move on to the next account, which is your favorite test ape my mobile phone, pay attention to 650 points."

In order to prove that there was no fraud, the bald head opened the catfish payment on his mobile phone, which clearly stated that the catfish payment points were 650 points.

After the proof, the bald head rubbed his hands deliberately, and then clicked to check the stranger.

"I threw him a hammer, why are all the avatars of a group of otaku men recommended to me? What the hell is this two-dimensional guy? What the hell is this guy who killed Matt. Hey, there are women?"

After opening the avatar, the bald head scolded: "Mother who lost mine, scared the baby to death."

After some decline, the bald head came to his own conclusion: "This male user of around 600-650, Maoyu is generally recommended by men who have the same hobbies as you, and the number of women is very small. The point, the main quality is not good.”

"According to just now, I checked 100 users recommended by the system, and there are a total of 3 female users. The ratio is quite speechless." The test ape said depressedly.

"Next, let's test my wife's mobile phone." After speaking, he picked up his wife's mobile phone and started to check it. After flipping through it casually, he frowned.

"I found that the boss of the catfish is a very bad old man." The bald head raised his mobile phone to make the content of the video clearer.

"As you can see, I used my wife's 600-point rewinder to check the people recommended by the system. Here, you can see that basically all the recommended male users are posting personal photos."

After the bald head casually clicks a few users to enter, it is either a large gold chain with a watch, or a steering wheel or a real estate license.

"No, I have to quickly get this prodigal woman to uninstall it." The test ape "infuriated" and went to negotiate with his wife.

After a while, the test ape came back, and the program of "blue nose and swollen face" that was beaten on the face by his wife got full marks.

"Ahem, your favorite test monkey is back. After my disdainful efforts to resist beatings, your sister-in-law finally agreed to uninstall the catfish, tsk tsk, let's do the final test." "Make-up" on the face The test ape picked up the last rich second-generation mobile phone and clicked on the catfish.

"As you can see, my rich second-generation friend paid 780 points, and it's time to witness the miracle." The bald head grinned and clicked to check strangers.

"My mother who throws mine, there are so many beautiful girls." The test monkey was all over the place.

I saw the bald head of the test ape raised his hands with difficulty, and the girls who showed off the chest, the vest line, and the long legs recommended on the rich second-generation mobile phone.

"Haha, I've been able to endure." The test ape's wife appeared "appropriately" and grabbed him by the ear and pulled him away from the computer. .

Then the video ends here, and it is precisely because of this video of the test ape that catfish has now become a shameless software on the whole network.