My Phone Is Connected To The World

Chapter 1 The Fairy Group

"Damn! What kind of kick is this!"

"It doesn't matter if you can't kick Goryeo and the island country. It's paralyzed, and even the war-torn Syrian can't kick it!"

"Fuck you!"

Lin Chuan threw the phone out angrily.

But then, a magical scene happened.

A corner of the phone bounced off the ground, and after a refraction when it hit the wall, it flew back magically.

Subconsciously reached out and caught the phone.

Lin Chuan was taken aback.

"Fuck! It's all right?"

Looking at the mobile phone, this domestically produced thousand-yuan phone has a black screen.

With a rescue mentality, Lin Chuan restarted the phone.

Lin Chuan breathed a sigh of relief when the familiar mobile phone brand logo screen appeared.

"Ding Dong, Ding Dong."

The WeChat prompt sounded.

Lin Chuan was startled.

WeChat has detected a new version. Do you want to update it?

Nonsense, don't update WeChat to use?

Yes.

The progress bar is over in a while.

Message notification: Taishang Laojun invites you to join the Tianting chat group.

"Fuck, you are too old, who stupid takes such a second-year name!"

pass through!

WeChat screen jump.

Immediately afterwards, a bunch of names appeared in the newly added list.

Erlang God, Giant Spirit God, Tianpeng Marshal, East China Sea Dragon King, Barefoot Immortal, Wu De Xingjun, Han Zhongli, Lan Caihe, Jianglong Luohan, Tota Heavenly King, Baihua Fairy, Lei Zhenzi, Lei Gong, Dianmu, He Xiangu, Yaochi Fairy ...

"What is it, is this a cosplay group? Two-dimensional element is not popular anymore, is it a popular fairy?"

Lin Chuan is full of black lines.

Are all the people in this heavenly chat group funny?

Too many well-known names appear on the WeChat interface like swiping the screen.

For a time, Lin Chuan temporarily forgot the anger of being broken up.

King Tota: What is this group used for? @太上老君.

Taishang Laojun: This group is used to connect people with each other. Everyone's spiritual path is boring. It is a good thing to have a place to adjust.

Erlangshen: @太上老君, a new group is established, don't send a red envelope to make everyone happy?

Roller Blind General: Right, right, red envelope.

Giant Spirit God: Laojun’s red envelope, look forward to it.

Golden Horn Boy: @巨灵神, Lao Jun is your name? so rude?

Taishang Laojun: @金角, this group can speak freely, regardless of the trivialities.

Golden Horn Boy: Please follow the decree.

Giant Spirit God: Golden Horn Boy, have you seen it? This is the big boss's mind, learn something.

Golden Horn Boy:...

Taishang Laojun: I will send a red envelope to warm up the field first.

"Ding!"

A red envelope picture instantly appeared on the phone screen.

Lin Chuan didn't even think about it, but subconsciously poked the red envelope.

"You received a red envelope from Taishang Laojun!"

Shengshengdan.

WTF?

Isn't money in the red envelope?

What is Shengshengdan? What are the new props developed by WeChat?

On the screen of the phone, a large grid immediately appeared.

A round black circle appeared in one of the grids, marking the words Shengshengdan.

【Sheng Sheng Pill: It is made by the silver horn boy under the seat of the Taishang Laojun. This pill is of high sacred level, which can bring endless aura to the user and greatly increase the speed and efficiency of cultivation. Note: Shengpin's high-grade pill, below the earth immortal, cannot be taken. 】

"No! What the hell is this!"

Lin Chuan's heartbeat suddenly accelerated.

Although this is very ridiculous, it seems that in the dark, there is an idea telling Lin Chuan that this thing is true.

"Below the earth immortal, can't take it?! Laozi is a mortal, there is no doubt that you can't eat it!"

"Ding!"

"Whether to extract Shengshengdan?"

Take the root of wool! Want to burst Laozi?

"no!"

"It's not as good as money!"

Lin Chuan was a little depressed.

Lin Chuan checked the red envelope collection record.

The red envelope sent by Taishang Laojun is all-encompassing.

Dingyan Pill, Bigu Pill, Gathering Pill, Shenyuan Pill...

Five-color Xianji Grass, Wannian Golden Crown Ganoderma lucidum, Eliminating Soul Eight Lotus Fragrance...

An unnamed fairy grass, a rock in the Tianhe Valley, a purple glazed tile in the palace of Duzim, a pair of old cloth shoes from Taishang Laojun...

Some are precious elixirs, and there are also some treasures of heaven and earth, but there are also many strange and worthless things.

"Ding!"

"Fairy Baihua asked to add you as a friend."

pass through.

Fairy Baihua: Fairy Xiaoyao, I saw that you got Laojun’s Life Pill, can you make a deal with you? (A shy emoji followed)

Lin Chuan was taken aback, only to realize that his group name was Xiaoyao Xian.

"How do you want to trade?"

Fairy Baihua: The function of the Shengshengdan is only to provide aura, do you think this works? I will use ten Gathering Pills to exchange points with you. (Face picking nose)

Sheng Sheng Dan, spiritual energy can be endless, then how can it be comparable to the Spirit Gathering Pill? !

What's more, this Baihua Fairy is willing to exchange ten Spirit Gathering Pills, which shows the preciousness of Shengsheng Pills.

"Fairy, my life pill is a high-level sacred pill. What is the grade of the spirit-gathering pill?"

Fairy Baihua: I can add ten more, is it feasible? (Aggrieved expression)

Hey, avoid my question?

Lin Chuan's heart moved.

It seems that Shengshengdan is really a good thing!

Don't fool this Baihua fairy!

"Don't change!" Lin Chuan was categorical.

"Ding."

"Shen Nong requested to add you as a friend."

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