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That bald head is naturally Xuanzang.

Before the Buddha himself said that there would be a show with the Buddha of the West Heaven, these gods are already mentally prepared.

However, when Xuanzang really appeared in front of them, it still made them somewhat unacceptable.

Master Xuanzang, who has a profound knowledge of Buddhism, came to participate in a blind date show. It was really nondescript, and the style of painting was completely wrong.

After Xuanzang came on stage, the style of painting did gradually deviate.

From Xuanzang's self-introduction to his recitation of a Buddhist scripture as a talent show, the scene was very quiet, and the needle drop was audible, which was completely different from the previous lively scenes.

"Fairy Baihua, you should find a topic, you can't let Xuanzang continue chanting!" Upon seeing this, Lin Chuan quickly contacted Fairy Baihua.

If Xuanzang continues to do this, he will have to mess up the show that was in a good situation.

Lin Chuan regrets that Xuan Zang came here. This is not because he is making trouble for himself!

"What topic can I find, Master Xuanzang's Buddhist scriptures are so powerful, I have no interest at all now, I just want to go back to the mansion to rest." Baihua Fairy replied sadly.

"Fairy Baihua, you have to cheer up and show your skills!"

"If it doesn't work, you can take Xuanzang for a dance."

When Lin Chuan saw this, he became even more anxious. Anxious Shengzhi gave Baihua Fairy a suggestion.

"Okay, he is a holy monk." Fairy Baihua was a little moved, after looking at Xuanzang, he began to hesitate again.

Seeing Xuanzang's majestic appearance, how dare Fairy Baihua be offended.

"Holy monk is good, if you can take down the holy monk, wouldn't it be more proof of your charm, fairy?"

"Furthermore, with Xuanzang's face and identity, you won't lose at all if you take him down to the fairy!"

When Lin Chuan saw Fairy Baihua still wanting to shrink, he added another fire.

"It seems to be the reason." Baihua Fairy heard the words, his eyes lit up, and he was eager to try.

I have to say that Xuanzang's appearance is indeed one of the best beautiful men in the fairy world.

In particular, his Buddha status is fully in line with the style of the Forbidden System and is even more attractive.

Wanting those Xuanzang, there is indeed a big challenge, but this just aroused the eagerness of Fairy Baihua.

As a fairy with a fish pond, he naturally wants to bring more male fairies into the fish pond.

"Holy monk, can I have a talent that I want to show?" After thinking about it again and again, Fairy Baihua said diligently.

"Amitabha Buddha, the program rules are like this, so naturally it is okay." Xuanzang stopped chanting, glanced at her with a deep gaze, and responded calmly.

He originally thought that after he finished chanting, he could go down, but he didn't expect that the fairy would talk to him.

"Fairy Baihua is about to perform!" The sleepy gods, upon hearing Fairy Baihua's words, they immediately became energetic.

Fairy Baihua's performance before, but they have a deep memory, and now she is going to play again, which naturally makes them look forward to it.

"Recently, I have some feelings about snake watching, and I created a snake dance. Please savor it. Please forgive me if you don't dance well."

Fairy Baihua walked in front of Xuanzang, smiled sweetly, her voice became softer and softer, and she heard that many of the bones of the gods were crisp.

"Fairy dance, we will like whatever you jump into."

"Fairy, you are too modest. With your ability, it's hard to jump ugly."

"What kind of dance is snake dance? I'm so curious."

The gods responded one after another, and once again made the atmosphere lively.

Lin Chuan breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the scene being pulled back. He also looked forward to Fairy Baihua's performance.

He just mentioned the snake dance thing to Fairy Baihua, Lin Chuan didn't know what she would be like.

The soft music sounded, and Baihua Fairy's moving body slowly twisted, attracting the eyes of all the gods.

Gradually, the music became exciting.

With only a tearing sound, Fairy Baihua pulled open the clothes on her upper body directly, revealing her soft and white waist.

"Hiss..." When the male immortals saw this, they all inhaled, staring wide-eyed, for fear of missing every moment.

At this moment, they understood why this was called Snake Dance.

And Baihua Fairy, who had torn open her clothes, had already turned to Xuanzang, twisting her soft waist like a water snake, and turned around Xuanzang unexpectedly.

There were several actions, she even directly attached to Xuanzang's body.

Many male immortals were blushing when they saw this scene, and they wanted to change positions with Xuanzang.

Xuanzang deserves to be a holy monk who is proficient in Buddhism, his expression is calm, as if he is not the one who is stuck to his body.

Seeing this, Fairy Baihua was naturally unwilling and acted bolder, feasting the eyes of the fairies.

However, Xuanzang was still extremely calm.

"Sisters, the holy monk doesn't seem to look down on me like a willow, are there any sisters willing to try it?"

The unwilling fairy Baihua began to call for helpers.

Even if you don't like her, if you come with a few more different types of fairies, you can always take Xuanzang down, right?

"I'm coming."

"I want to dance too."

"Holy monk, do you think I am beautiful?"

When the fairies heard the call, several fairies flew over and used various methods to provoke Xuanzang.

There is no way, Xuanzang's appearance and demeanor have made many fairies secretly promised. If you have such an opportunity, you will naturally not miss it.

If there were no pioneers like Baihua Fairy, and if they were the only one to play, they might still be reserved.

There are so many people here, and Xuanzang is not the only one who teases Xuanzang, so they naturally feel relieved and boldly tease, the action is called a bold, the language is called a blast.

Xuanzang hasn't done much yet, and many viewers can't stand it anymore.

"Hey, fairies, don't let go of my master!" At this time, Great Sage Qitian rushed to Xuanzang's side and drove the fairies away.

"Great Sage Qitian, did we do something wrong?" the angry fairies asked Xinshi.

"You haven't done anything yet, but this scene is a bit familiar."

"Looking at you like this, don't you want to eat Tang Seng meat and cook my master, right?"

Qitian Great Sage looked at a few fairies suspiciously and said.

"You splash monkey... Damn it too!" The fairies were ashamed and angry when they heard the words, stomped their feet and all flew back.

They wanted to eat Xuanzang, yes, but it's not the kind of food!

Being so troubled by the Great Sage Qitian, Xuanzang's side was over early.

"Tathagata, the monkey is so noisy, it should have followed your instructions."

"Why, can't you afford to play, for fear that Xuanzang will be picked up by any fairy?"

Taishang Laojun, who had been silent for a while, finally spoke, and when he came up he fired a cannon at the Buddha.

"Amitabha, I am a Buddhist monk, how could I be tempted by such a simple beauty, the old man is too worried." The Buddha Tathagata was very calm.

It's a small scene, it's not a big problem.

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