My Pick Up Artist System

"Would this leaf work to increase arousal?" It's a question no one's ever asked themself…

Unless they were an elf or a druid…

Even then, they might do it in a less perverted way. Ben's eyes gleamed as he envisioned going green…

It was good for the environment. No thrown-away batteries to operate vibrators. No non-recyclable plastic dildos…

This magical leaf was the future of the s.e.x toy industry…

This was the nonsense that went through Ben's mind as he stood across the small elevator from Laura, imagining how he could use the leaf to raise her arousal level. Well, if it worked, that was. He'd still never tested it on anyone but himself. Hence, Ben decided to give it a shot on the only potential participant in the vicinity. 'For science!'

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This was for the good of mankind.

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This leaf was the hope of humanity, to get a scene of Laura getting schlonged in an elevator.

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In any case, after Ben had done enough "planning," he figured it was time to give it a shot. 'Materialize.'

Using the power of his mind-meat…Ben activated the leaf, bringing it into the world of the living, and ideally—of the jizzing…

He could've materialized it in his hand, or in his pocket, but he decided to go for the half-court shot at this juncture, bringing the leaf to get its first breath of fresh air, right on Laura's p*ssy…

Standing there with her arms crossed, she couldn't feel a thing though, due to the power of the magical leaf to make itself invisible to her senses. Yet, through the mental connection, Ben felt a little sumthin…

'Feels good man…' He could sense the texture of her panties through his conscious connection with the leaf, just in the way mother nature intended…

Even so, it wouldn't account for anything if the leaf didn't do its job, and that all depended on his next command. So, taking a deep breath, Ben tried to see if he could smell using the leaf.

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Nope…

You can't win them all though…

Well, if that didn't work. He was only left with plan Beaver. This leaf, well, it wasn't meant for any mojito… Ben believed this leaf's destiny was in one place…or if he had a lonely week, in two places…

Either way, its main function served a single purpose, at least in Ben's mind. Narrowing his eyes, he brought the call of destiny home. 'Energy release!'

Right then, Laura was looking at Ben with derision, scowling at his d-bag demeanor… Yet, not a moment later, one of her eyes closed as her knees bent a bit. "Ah~"

Ben turned off the leaf almost as soon as turning it on. After all, this was just a test. It was important to be cauti— 'Energy release!'

F*ck that sh*t! Did you hear that m.o.a.n?!?

This sh*t works like an indentured servant!

"Uhu~" Laura put her hand on her mouth as her knees started shaking again. She didn't understand what was going on. 'What is this? Why am I…getting hot down there?' Her crotch felt like it was getting attacked by a tentacle monster…and she'd never even seen one of those! That's just what it was like!

With her eyes gaping as she leaned against the metal wall, she didn't understand what was going on. However, stuck in this small elevator with her, Ben wasn't trying to talk about the weather, unless it was a h.y.m.e.n hurricane! 'Energy release!'

"Aya!"

Or a titty tornado!

'Energy release!'

"Annn~"

Soon, Laura's eyes grew hazy. She didn't know what was going on. She only knew that her body was asking for something and it wasn't sugar or salt… No, It was that bones jones…

As Ben kept activating and deactivating the magical leaf before it finished her off, she lost control of her balance more and more, leaning against the wall as she shook every few seconds, her hands no longer crossed along her chest, but heading to more exotic locations.

She barely even registered that there was someone else in the elevator. How could she? Have you ever been finger-banged by f*cking Groot?

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The leaf was doing its job, raising Laura's arousal level until her right hand had subconsciously moved to her b.r.e.a.s.t…and her left, down her professional skirt, applying pressure to the exact area that was putting her into this state, because Laura wasn't put off by her condition. No, she wanted more!

Seeing this, Ben knew it was time for man to conquer the wild jungle, subbing in for the leaf and building a civilization of the sausage…

So, his face became upright as he approached Laura, putting his hand on her shoulder. "Are you…all right?"

Yet, in his mind, he was channeling Mcconaughey 'All right, All right, All right…''

As he had stopped activating the leaf's energy release, soon though, Laura let him know exactly the state she was in. Reaching out and grabbing his shirt, she pulled him in towards her, bringing his mouth to hers… Laura was too aroused, but hadn't gotten where her body was asking her to. So she felt like there was no way she could do anything until she took care of this problem. It was like a hole in the dam had broken, threatening to open the flood gates, and now Ben had to f.u.c.k that hole…

Well, as he tasted Laura's lips, he became more and more willing to take one for the farmer civilization to protect the crops…

'I guess I could do that…' This was the heart of a saint on earth… A man who could put aside his personal desires in order to serve the greater good. A man that was willing to ask no questions, and do what needed to be done. A man that was trying to get a nut off…

Today, Ben was willing to be the real hero. Well, fine, even if that was going too far, anyone could at least give him this much—at least he wasn't an ugly bastard…

Not anymore anyway.