My Players' Second Playthrough
#95 - Tithe
Just because one waiter has a problem does not mean that all citizens have a problem.
But "Both I and I are sorry" directly posted a series of screenshots, which completely made "Broken Leg" lose his temper.
The living dead, chimeras, aberrations, robots... not only did the residents of this city appear to be monsters in the scan, but they were also not monsters in "One Week".
In the chat window, "Both I and Endgame are sorry" sent another message.
One of the strange rules:
"Cats" are good people.
After knowing this fact, "Broken Leg" instantly lost his appetite.
He has not learned the chef skill and cannot identify these foods, but with his blood advantage, he is not afraid even if he is poisoned.
But because of my relaxed thinking, I almost ate something made by a zombie, which I really shouldn't have done.
I should be more cowardly, after all, resurrecting once is quite troublesome.
Don't accidentally get knocked out by someone, it will be funny if you show up on Love TV.
Siamese cat being held up. Sitting on the table sickly, he said in a voice that sounded very weak:
"I...I heard that it was...you saved my brother, Meow."
"Broken Leg" nodded, took out a bottle of [Intermediate Healing Potion] and handed it to the waiter.
"Don't worry about anything else. I have someone here who has a potion to cure the disease. I don't know if it is effective. You can try it first." He said.
The Siamese cat looked at the potion and nodded to the waiter.
The ShadowClan stared at the waiter.
Logically speaking, even through a glass bottle, a low-level undead creature should feel the same pain as if his hand was burned when holding an intermediate-level healing potion.
But the waiter didn't notice this at all.
He even opened the bottle cap and sniffed the potion before feeding it to the child-sized Siamese cat in his arms.
"Cough cough cough..."
After taking a bottle of potion, the Siamese cat's eyes suddenly changed. In an instant, he changed from a sullen old man to a lively child, and even his hair became a little brighter.
He recovered.
After all, a bottle of potion like this is a life-saving thing for level 60 players at critical moments.
It restores more health points than a Siamese cat's health bar.
The Siamese cat looked at him in surprise. He broke away from the waiter's arms and jumped up and down for a while. Then he knelt down in front of the "broken leg" and said with all his body and soul:
"That's great, meow! You saved my brother, and you saved me, meow! I can pay tithes again, meow!"
"Oh." "Broken leg" responded indifferently.
He didn't hear clearly what the Siamese cat was saying because he was looking through the WeChat Moments of "We Are Regretful at the Endgame" on the chat software in the background.
Don't say it, don't say it.
This girl is very good at beautifying her face. After brushing out a few Jiugongge photos, she looks like a real beauty.
After the Siamese cat finished thanking him, "Broken Leg" was reluctant to switch back to the game and asked this lively cat about the "Garden of Eden".
This is the city of Celerphes in the East District. It is the most prosperous city in the entire Garden of Eden, but other places outside the city are all forbidden lands full of monsters.
In addition to here, there is Port Delas in the west, which is the largest city in the Garden of Eden. There are also many towns in the southern archipelago. The magic agate rich in the northern plateau is a complete treasure!
This is the Garden of Eden. All prosperity and abundance come from the wise King and the great Saint Meow!
Because of their existence, hope, happiness, courage and other positive emotions are all left here.
Negative emotions such as depression, sadness, pain, etc. are all thrown away as garbage.
So everyone is always a happy cat.
"Which god does this saint you are talking about believe in?" "Both I and Endgame regret" suddenly interjected.
Hearing this, the Siamese cat and the blue cat's expressions changed greatly.
They waved their cat paws wildly and explained: "You can't have faith, cat. Believing in gods will result in execution, cat!"
At this time, another message was received in the chat window of "Broken Leg".
The second weird rule: there are saints, but belief is forbidden.
It's very strange.
After all, the condition for the birth of a saint is extremely fanatical belief in gods.
They will only be the disseminators of faith and cannot prohibit faith.
After a while, she added the third strange rule: there is obviously no faith and no forbidden god barrier.
After probably introducing the surroundings, Tiaotuan whispered a few words in the Siamese cat's ear, and then the Siamese cat patted its chest and said to the two of them:
"I got it, nya. Don't worry, nya. The dangers in the land abandoned by the gods are gone, nya. This city is very rich, nya."
"I will apply to His Majesty the King to give you two a big mansion and a lot of money, meow!"
"You can live here with peace of mind, meow. When you two get married, you may even get His Highness the King's blessing, meow!"
"Both I and I regret it." She tucked her long white hair behind her ears, exposed her beautiful neck, and said with a smile:
"Why is this king just like my mother and worrying about my marriage?"
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As she said this, she asked the Shadow Tribe people:
"The age you wrote on WeChat is 29, is that true?"
"If it's true, he's only two years older than me. Unfortunately, he's a Virgo."
"Broken leg": "..."
"But Virgos are fine too. I don't engage in feudal superstition."
"Hey, did you really break a leg? Which leg is it? Is it the most important one, or the two that are not so important?"
The shadow tribe member turned his head away.
His silence along the way was not because he was aloof, but simply because he had never talked to girls since he was a single mother.
He had no idea what this woman was thinking.
When Maomao said that, shouldn't she have hurriedly denied it and explained the misunderstanding?
Why did she suddenly follow this topic and chat on her own, just like she was on a blind date?
She's not really interested in me, is she?
She got my WeChat account, so she must have been following me for a long time, can't she really...
No!
It must be a honey trap!
"Broken a Leg" took a deep breath and maintained a poker face.
The other party's level was too high.
I couldn't tell her that I chose this name just because I thought it was cool and it would be easy for others to misunderstand me as a retired special forces soldier. In fact, I didn't break any legs, and my job had nothing to do with legs.
Before becoming a full-time player, he was a hard-working programmer.
He ignored the woman, turned his head and looked at his brother Meow, and said, "If I want to see the king, is there any way?"
The blue cat Tiaotiao's ears stood up, and he immediately raised his hand and said:
"Sure, meow, my brother is in the tax payment period, he can go to the palace at any time, meow, and he was promoted to a minister by the king because of his active tax payment, meow."
Hearing this, the Siamese cat puffed out his chest and looked proud.
Buying an official...
Looking at these two cats who want to write innocence on their faces, "Broken Leg" didn't expect them to do this.
Evil feudalism.
"Pay taxes? What taxes?" "I and the Endgame are Regrets" interrupted again.
"It's a tithe, meow. Every 10 months, you have to pay one month's tax, meow!" Tiaotiao explained seriously, "But you don't have to worry, meow, only cats have to pay taxes, meow!"
Hearing this, the two players looked at each other and became more curious about the city.
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