My Pokemon Aren’t Quite Right

August is approaching the middle of the month.

It was the time when the sun was at its most venomous, and it was as hot as being roasted in a steam oven.

Both Liuwei and the forest lizard were a little listless, and even the Elf Cube couldn't arouse their interest.

Lu Cheng sighed, and he was unwilling to leave the air-conditioned room.

Only Slime was still full of energy, wriggling up and down in the room.

Otherwise, take a day off?

Half a month of continuous training made Lu Cheng and Elf a little tired,

It's not as good as salted fish for a day and give yourself a vacation.

Looking at the slime who was climbing the cos supersonic bat on the wall, Lu Cheng touched his chin.

The golden bead has been eaten by it, theoretically, it can enhance its defense.

But the characteristic of slime is "softness", Lu Cheng always has the illusion of being deceived.

This 100,000 yuan gold bead is not given for nothing, right?

I originally wanted to train slime to become a meat shield in the team,

From the looks of it now, this kid's liquid body is relatively fragile, and he only has a certain defensive power after transforming into a small fist stone.

Only as armor!

Looking at the "defense enhancer" in the system space, Lu Cheng hesitated.

The gold beads have been given away for free, this thing is not acceptable!

This jar of stuff was his reward for completing missions on the Oriental Pearl.

In the game, the "defense enhancer" can increase the basic defense value of the elf, but it is useless when the upper limit of the effort value is reached.

The forest lizard was not interested in this can of unknown powder, and Liuwei didn't like to answer it, so he had to leave it to Lu Cheng to solve it.

A terrifying idea popped up in Lu Cheng's mind.

"It shouldn't matter if I eat it?" Lu Cheng murmured.

Theoretically, Lu Cheng's current attribute is roughly equal to that of an elf whose six circumference is "3".

Well, you can compete with the newborn green caterpillar.

However, isn't this "defense enhancer" usually given to elves?

Is it really okay to raise yourself as an elf?

Lu Cheng looked at the "defense enhancer" suspiciously.

From the appearance, it looks like a can of protein powder, which is used by fitness people to supplement protein.

Sanwu's outer packaging, suspicious white powder...

"System, can this can be eaten by humans?"

The system was silent for a moment.

"Ding—there is a possibility of human consumption."

Touching his chin, Lu Cheng murmured:

"I'm already wearing a competition vest, let alone Jin Kela?"

Gritting his teeth, Lu Cheng scooped out a spoonful of powder.

After brewing with water, the powder completely melted into the water without any abnormality.

"Ton Ton" poured down a glass of water.

Three minutes later.

"There's no reaction." Lu Cheng said in a daze, "This taste is no different from a little protein powder!"

The system can't stand it anymore.

Audibly reminded:

"Ding—you need to eat the whole can of Defense Enhancer to have any effect."

In order to prevent Lu Cheng from flushing the can of protein powder in one go, the system added:

"Eat within a month!"

Say it earlier!

Lu Cheng also has the skill of "rough skin and thick flesh". After drinking this can of protein powder, how can he withstand a hit?

Thinking of Master Zhi holding up the 999-kilogram little nebula with his bare hands, resisting all kinds of monster moves without getting hurt,

Lu Cheng suddenly felt a heavy responsibility and a long way to go.

I can't even resist my elf's tricks, so there is no reason to say I love it!

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In the afternoon, the "tree fruit mixer" applied to Guo Zhang also arrived, and was carried upstairs by the brother of Kuailong Logistics to Lu Cheng's house.

It is not the obsolete model that Lu Cheng requested, but a brand new package, with a commercial version with three speeds of "low, medium and high".

Come to think of it, Guo Zhang is really embarrassed to give the elimination money as a reward to the newcomers.

However, there was a note from Guo Zhang in the package:

"Six hundred thousand! (ノ｀Д??)ノ

very good! Good luck on the next mission! "

Lu Cheng: ...

Just pretend you didn't see it!

Excitedly, Lu Cheng used four peaches to test the high-speed speed, and found that he couldn't keep up with the pointer at all.

The final product is also a mass of mushy, impurity-laden berries.

Lu Cheng decided to be honest, first conquer the mid-range top speed.

After finishing all the things that should be busy, Lu Cheng entered an empty sage mode.

What is this feeling of loneliness?

Obviously, it was hard to get lazy, why didn't he feel relaxed at all?

Suddenly relaxing from the continuous training, Lu Cheng was obviously not used to it.

He sat under the air conditioner with a salty face, blowing "ah" on the hair dryer.

Slime also imitated his appearance, facing the hair dryer "mommy", and the mucus splashed everywhere.

so boring!

Lu Cheng was lying on his back on the bed with the word "big".

How about going to practice today?

This idea was instantly rejected.

Just kidding, on such a hot day, going out for a trip would kill me!

Then, there is only one option left!

Lu Cheng opened the "Elf Forum" with ease.

The water forum is my favorite!

Skillfully place the Kaijiang City section.

Lu Cheng's "Did Liuwei win the championship today" ID was exposed by someone, and the title of "Zhejiang Province U20 Championship Champion" was posted on it.

All the water friends suddenly realized.

It turned out to be the link that your kid posts advertisements every day?

Since the U20 competition has just passed, the forum has been in a downturn after a period of popularity.

But today, there was a popular post on the top of the forum, which instantly caught Lu Cheng's attention.

"Shocked! The world-renowned Fairy Fair will be held in Jiangcheng!"

Three thousand troubles: According to reliable news, the 14th International Fairy Fair will be held in Jiangcheng! There will be more than ten countries participating, tree fruits, skill discs, elf balls, rare elf eggs... all kinds of props are available, keep your eyes open!

Quick Dragon Knight: Sir, is this only for trainers? Can I go there with my family?

Doudouge, the ambassador of the Fairy Fair: Dear trainers! The expo will be held on August 15th and will last for seven days. Trainers can enter the venue with relevant certificates, and ordinary people can buy tickets to enter the venue!

Art is an explosion: Is it just for viewing and not for sale, or can you buy exhibits?

Lao Liang's grocery store: None of the exhibits are for sale! But I heard that a venue will be specially opened up for trainers to exchange and buy props themselves!

Flying Bird Studio: Uncle Liang has already started preparations, I wish the boss a prosperous business!

Smelly mud: I heard that there will be a lot of good things in this expo, so I want to go there!

Left to move the wind speed dog to the right to compare the eagle: Get ready for the money first! Although the exhibits are not for sale, the merchants will definitely not miss this opportunity. I estimate that the trade hall will be full!

Official certification of Layden Technology: The exhibits will be on the shelves after a period of time in the exhibition. Trainers, please stay safe and enjoy this feast of international exchanges!

Did the Six Tails win today: Where is the fair?

Doudouge, the ambassador of the Fairy Fairy: It's right at the Jiangcheng International Expo Center, on the other side of the Qianjiang River!

...

Lu Cheng sat up from the bed with a "chuckle".

On the 15th, that's what happened in these two days.

Instead of entangled in the training of elves, it is better to take this opportunity to relax.

In the expo, many rare props will definitely be unveiled.

This is a great opportunity for Lu Cheng.

Similarly, there may be some surprises at the trading venue.

After a moment of pondering, Lu Cheng picked up the phone.

Thinking about the wording, Lu Cheng went back and forth to delete several times, and finally decided to press the send button.

Lu Cheng: Sister, do you want to go to the Fairy Fair the day after tomorrow? ??(????????ω????????)??.

After a while, the phone vibrated.

Senior: Yes! (●'??'●)????

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