My Pokemon Aren’t Quite Right

"Lu Cheng, don't go to the cafeteria with me next time." Roommate Deng Jiawen said with a full face of resentment.

Lu Cheng was taken aback: "Why?"

"I'm going out with you, those young ladies only look at you!" Deng Jiawen said with a bitter face,

"Why don't you use military training? Look at how I've been tanned!"

Lu Cheng patted Deng Jiawen's shoulder and said, "Don't worry, even if you don't go out with me, they won't look at you."

Deng Jiawen: Σ(°△°|||)︴

"That's right." Lu Cheng lay back on the bed, yawned and said,

"Recruitment in the afternoon, which club do you plan to join?"

The two-week military training has ended.

After bidding farewell to Lu Cheng, Cao Wei returned to the Ministry of Armed Forces, and it is said that he will participate in a surprise operation.

And this afternoon, it was Jiang University's club recruiting activity.

"I don't know." Deng Jiawen covered his head with a pillow and said, "Or else, animation club?"

Lu Cheng's expression became strange.

"I heard that Jiang University's animation club has beautiful cosplayers!"

Xueba Deng Jiawen, his face flushed suddenly, sat up from the bed and said:

"There is a senior named Qin Shiyu who won the national cosplayer competition!"

"What role did she play?"

"Xanadu!"

Lu Cheng once again had a new understanding of the sexual cravings of human beings in this world.

Sighing, Lu Cheng hated iron and said: "Can't you be like a man and join the same club as me?"

"What society?"

"SOS Society."

Lu Cheng helped the glasses that didn't exist at all, and said, "I'm not interested in ordinary elves, if there are aliens between you... oh!"

Before he finished speaking, Lu Cheng was covered by Deng Jiawen.

"It's better not to say something about the second-year illness." Deng Jiawen sighed.

"That Kamen Rider club seems to be pretty good too!" Lu Cheng broke away from Deng Jiawen, his eyes brightened and said,

"Damn it, there's Shiji Club in the brochure? Who prescribes more medicine?"

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Time passed, and the much-anticipated afternoon came.

In the crowded campus, all kinds of publicity and solicitation came one after another. The seniors and seniors tried their best to let the freshmen join the club.

"Student, come, come, welcome to the Elf Breeding Club, we have cute Meow and Katie here!"

"Come here, junior! The drama club needs a tall and strong man like you (to move the props)!"

A dark junior was grabbed by the arms by two senior sisters, showing a hesitant expression.

The boy didn't realize that this would be the last peak of his life.

"See, Lu Cheng!" Deng Jiawen poked Lu Cheng's arm and said excitedly,

"Over there is the anime club!"

A Roar Bomb with headphones operates the DJ booth,

The song played was called "His Royal Highness Xanadu, the Number One in the World".

The girls in cheerleading uniforms showed their white thighs and waved the gymnastics balls in their hands, making the passing boys dazzled.

"Welcome to the animation club!" A girl with twin ponytails and rabbit ears shouted loudly as she stood on the table, showing her thighs in black silk.

"I, I'm here to participate!"

"I want me too."

"The world is getting worse, people's hearts are not old!" Lu Cheng lamented, while holding Deng Jiawen who wanted to squeeze into the crowd.

"Help me also need a registration form!"

"No problem!" Deng Jiawen was taken aback for a moment, and immediately showed an expression of "I understand".

"That's not right." Lu Cheng rubbed his chin and muttered,

"The people who join the animation club are all boys, how can there be so many cute girls..."

Suddenly, a rough male voice rang out among the group of cheerleading girls.

"Did you watch yesterday's game?"

"Fuck, FPX is awesome!"

Lu Cheng shivered, and hurried to the next club.

Unlike other lively clubs, the research club is very quiet.

As we all know, the threshold for elf research is very high. Even if ordinary people want to join this club, they have to weigh whether they have this level.

Under the tent of the research club, there were only a few people sitting, the leader was a girl with long dark green hair and glasses.

"Want to join the research club?" Looking at the hesitant Lu Cheng, Fang Weiyue smiled.

"Senior sister, I just want to find out." Lu Cheng touched his nose and said, "Where is Professor Liu Bosheng's research institute located in the school?"

Du Wen's recommendation letter is still in Lu Cheng's system space.

In the first half month since he came to the school, Lu Cheng has been devoting himself to various trainings.

Now that the military training is over, the training facilities will gradually become crowded, so Lu Cheng has time to visit instead.

"Professor Liu?" Fang Weiyue was taken aback, and said, "He is the instructor of our research institute!"

"ah?"

"His research institute is at the foot of Qiushi Mountain in the east." Fang Weiyue smiled and said,

"But this old man is elusive."

"If you join our research club, you may meet him!"

"How many clubs can one person join at most?" Lu Cheng hesitated for a while and asked.

"At most two!"

"Okay, senior sister, give me a registration form!" Lu Cheng grinned.

"Do you want to fill it out now?"

"right!"

The tent of the research club is very empty, and Lu Cheng can fill it up slowly.

The bored Fang Weiyue also held her face while watching Lu Cheng fill out the registration form.

"It's done!"

The words are beautifully written.

Fang Weiyue took the registration form and smiled slightly.

Landing on the name column, her expression suddenly froze.

Lu Cheng?

Isn't this the name the professor just mentioned a few days ago?

Out of curiosity, Fang Weiyue said:

"Did you recently publish a paper on "Spirit Science"?"

Lu Cheng had asked Su Xiangrou to revise the paper on "The Evolution of Manini" and send it to "Spirit Science".

He nodded and said, "Yes!"

Fang Weiyue took a deep breath.

Unexpectedly, the person the professor kept praising would be a freshman of Jiang University!

Good tutoring kept Fang Weiyue calm. She smiled slightly and said:

"I believe that Professor Liu will also look forward to meeting you."

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After filling out the registration form at the research institute, Lu Cheng saw a familiar figure in the crowd.

He grabbed the other party and said with a smile, "Go in such a hurry, what are you doing!"

This boy with sharp ears and monkey cheeks and a Tianjin accent is one of Lu Cheng's roommates, who was given the nickname Dongzi.

"Why (two beeps) go, go to the theater!" Dongzi waved his sleeves, widened his eyes and said:

"You don't know, there is excitement over there!"

"What's the fun?"

When he was with Dongzi, Lu Cheng's accent would be taken away unconsciously.

"Damn, there is a new recruit from the Versus War Club, a strong man is here!"

"Good guy, give that sophomore a hard blow, you'll lose all face!"

"Can you win the sophomore?" Lu Cheng was also a little curious, "Who is so good?"

"Not only won, but also won several times!"

As he said that, Dongzi grabbed Lu Cheng's arm and said, "Let's go, hurry up, you won't be able to see a good show if it's too late!"

Dongzi nimbly shuttled through the crowd, forcing Lu Cheng to squeeze a bloody path.

In the center of the crowd, there are two elves who are fighting fiercely.

Hao Li and a blue-skinned frog with a mosquito coil pattern painted on its belly.

I saw Haoli sideways avoiding the head hammer of the mosquito-repellent frog, suddenly grabbed its body, and threw it fiercely into the sky.

Cast on Earth!

When the mosquito-repellent frog landed, Hao Li's arm had already condensed an electric lightning fist!

The picture was once very cruel!

Under the double blow, the mosquito-repellent frog's body convulsed, foaming at the mouth, and finally rolled its eyes white and lay down on the ground.

"Kooga!"

Hao Li tightened the black belt around his waist, exposing his explosive muscles, and raised his head to the sky and yelled.

The referee blew his whistle and said:

"Victor, Gochi!"

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