My Pokemon Aren’t Quite Right

Blood mist spread from the wilderness to the small town, surrounded by mournful cries and wailing.

A few wandering night spirits, like revived zombies, walked into the town with their bandaged bodies shaking.

Under Lu Cheng's feet, tombstones suddenly rose one after another, with dark red blood stains, death coffins broke through the ground.

Lu Cheng's complexion changed, and he turned his head to see that Broken Hand and Camus had closed the door with a bang. "Fuck!"

A drop of cold sweat dripped from Lu Cheng's forehead.

The blood mist moved slowly, gradually eroding towards the town. "What the hell is this!"

"Come on, help!"

The trainer, who was contaminated by the blood mist, was swallowed up in an instant before he could take out the poke ball.

With the sound of crackling and chewing bones, the layer of blood fog became thicker and thicker.

"What the hell!" Lu Cheng was terrified, and subconsciously took out the elf ball.

At this moment, under the scarlet full moon, a black shadow flew past.

Lu Cheng looked up, and saw that Darkley, whose body was made up of shadows and whose white mist kept rolling, was staring at him silently, revealing a faint blue eye like azure crystal.

He seemed to be composed of many sharp fragments, his body was covered with raised black edges, and thick shadows enveloped his body like a cloak, and the shadows on the soles of his feet continued to elongate, finally covering the entire crimson moon.

The crimson moon seemed to be torn by gravity, and began to tremble continuously, and finally broke into two halves.

Lu Cheng's pupils shrank suddenly, and with the annihilation of the moon, a dark singularity bloomed from the center, and finally spread into a black hole of nothingness.

Houses, floor tiles, including the trainers who had no time to escape, were all swallowed by this black hole, and finally disappeared into a dead silence.

In the small town, there was no more movement, only the wandering Ye Ling, with scarlet blood in his eyes.

...

"The strange ceiling...that's weird."

Lu Cheng woke up from the bed, supported his head with a splitting headache, and looked around in a daze.

There are familiar furnishings in the room, including my own Pokémon pillow and figures.

It's just that when Lu Cheng's eyes fell on the cabinet, he couldn't help but narrowed his eyes.

"How do you feel... something is missing?"

At this moment, Lu Cheng's cell phone vibrated.

"Sister: (picture)"

"Sister: Come to my house to make up lessons in the afternoon, don't be late!"

In the picture, the girl in uniform is sitting gracefully, the sun falls on the ends of her hair, coating her with an elegant flaxen color.

And in the corner of the room, a cute and pitiful baby with a big mouth was staring at his tearful eyes, looking extremely cute.

Lu Cheng unconsciously showed a smirk.

Sure enough, Pokémon are really cute!

It's just why this baby with a big mouth doesn't look right?

However, at this moment, the big mouth baby in the picture suddenly became distorted.

First, the whole face began to be covered with yellow hard skin, and then the big mouth on the head suddenly grew several meters like a ripe fruit.

Those round eyes suddenly rolled down to the ground, revealing bloody round holes.

"Snapped--"

Putting his hands on the screen of the phone, Big Mouth Baby raised his head and smiled strangely at Lu Cheng.

Lu Cheng: ...

Big Mouth Baby: ...

"I said why doesn't it feel right?"

Lu Cheng sighed, and suddenly pulled the big mouth baby out of the phone, hugged him in his arms, and said with satisfaction:

"This kind of Marvell is called cute!"

The big-mouthed baby in Lu Cheng's arms feels that the concept of elves has been subverted at this moment.

cute?

You call this big mouth baby with bloody eyes cute! ?

What the hell is going on with your guy's aesthetics!

Big Mouth Baby blushed, suddenly pushed Lu Cheng away, jumped onto the cabinet, and shouted at Lu Cheng:

"Human, is there something wrong with your brain?"

Big Mouth Baby pointed to his hideous face, and asked, "You call this cute!?"

Lu Cheng nodded, showing a gentle smile.

Big Mouth Baby's complexion was ashen, and the big mouth on his head was grinning, revealing his sharp teeth.

"Why, don't you feel frightened?"

"There's nothing to be afraid of." Lu Cheng smiled, "It's so cute!"

Big Mouth Baby grinned and said, "Then what about this one!"

Immediately, Big Mouth Baby transformed into a Geng Ghost.

The environment around Lu Cheng also changed, and he came to a small town full of ruins again.

Under the gloomy night, Geng Gui's smile extended to the corners of his mouth, revealing fine fangs.

Lu Cheng crossed his arms and whistled.

Geng Gui's expression changed.

This is not the original Gengar, but the transformed Gengar based on Darkrai's nightmare!

Ordinary people would definitely scream when they saw this strange-looking elf, even if they didn't faint at the beginning!

It stared blankly at Lu Cheng, but Lu Cheng sneered and said, "That's it?"

"I've seen through it, Darkrai!"

With Lu Cheng's snort, the illusion around him shattered like glass, Geng Gui let out a mournful cry, flew upside down into the air, and changed back into Darkley's appearance.

It was also a pitch-black body, with white turbid mist, and a blood-red jagged growth on its neck.

It's just that compared with the Darkley under the red moon, this one looks smaller.

As early as when Big Mouth Baby looked like a Q version, Lu Cheng noticed something was wrong.

And Darkley's transformation into a strange version of the elf had a great influence on Lu Cheng.

"It seems that these are all tricks played by you."

Lu Cheng looked around and found that the town was silent, and a few trainers even lay down on the ground in the street, sound asleep.

But all the blood mist and ghosts turned into nothingness.

Darkley flew in the sky, trembling all over.

Its scream exploded directly in Lu Cheng's mind like a telepathy.

"Human, I will make you pay the price!"

However, what responded to it was an initiative ball.

A red light rose from the yellow-blue initiative ball, and Darkley was sucked into the ball before he could even react.

Of course, the first machine ball didn't even shake, and it burst directly.

The furious Darkley broke through the ball and stretched out his ghost hand, his eyes glowed scarlet.

"Can't you catch a newborn?" Lu Cheng frowned, sighed and said,

"Nine Tails, seal it!"

Just when Darkley released the hypnosis, he was suddenly suppressed to the ground by a Sanskrit-like golden light.

Nine Tails swung its tail proudly, its red pupils were coated with a layer of dazzling gold.

"Who doesn't know how to hypnotize." Lu Cheng sneered, "Nine Tails, hypnotize him first!"

Darkley trembled all over.

If it is hypnotized, maybe it will really be captured by this human being!

"Stop, human."

However, at this moment, a deep voice echoed in Lu Cheng's mind.

That Darkley under the full moon descended from the sky, stretched out his hand, and the seal on the little Darkley was released.

A gust of wind, with a strong coercion, made Lu Cheng take a half step back involuntarily.

However, the supernatural power of Nine Tails formed a purple barrier to protect Lu Cheng.

Lu Cheng's eyes froze, he flipped his hand, and a purple and red master ball appeared out of nowhere. However, Darkley was just floating in the air, looking deeply at Lu Cheng.

"Human, can you tell me how you did it?"