My Pokémon Player

Chapter 344 You are trying to eliminate the wrong options for me!

The two guards standing guard outside still didn't dare to turn their heads, so naturally they didn't notice Xu Ruofeng quietly releasing the Dream Demon.

But their mouths were not idle. One of the tall guards complained in a low voice to the fatter guard next to him:

"What a bad luck. I thought it would be a good job to visit the Colosseum with the Director and those nobles. Maybe it would make the Director remember us."

"Who would have thought that there would be conflicts between nobles, and it would involve us. Let alone showing our faces in front of the supervisor, it would be nice not to be punished by these two nobles."

"You also heard the nobleman's tone. He doesn't really want to gouge out our eyes, does he?"

The fat guard shook his head and lowered his voice and said:

"No, as long as we don't offend him and don't give him a reason, he has no reason to punish us."

"Nobles are very concerned about face and reputation. If he dealt with us two commoners without any reason, it would damage his reputation if word spread."

"What's more, his lord just reached a cooperation with our Chamber of Commerce not long ago. Although we have a low status, even if we are really punished, we will not destroy the cooperation between the two major forces, but it will not look good after all."

"So the most he could do was threaten us verbally, telling us not to talk nonsense."

The tall guard let out a long sigh of relief when he heard this: "That's good, that's good. I'm really afraid that he will take out his anger on us when he becomes angry."

"These nobles are all the same. They look gentle and gentle on the surface, but in fact they are arrogant and never regard us civilians as human beings!"

When the fat guard heard this, he immediately frowned and scolded in a low voice:

"Are you crazy? You dare to say anything. If they hear you, we will both be dead!"

"Don't worry, we are some distance away from them, they will never hear us."

The tall guard said disapprovingly.

"Then don't talk nonsense!" the fat guard said seriously.

"Also, you'd better keep what happened today in your stomach and don't mention it to anyone. If this matter spreads, the knight will definitely blame us."

"I know, I won't tell anyone else."

The tall guard also realized that he had said the wrong thing, and quickly promised that he would not speak nonsense.

"You are still biased against nobles. Although the handsome noble is very arrogant and no different from ordinary nobles, isn't the other humble noble easy to talk to?"

The fat guard talked about the rice cracker. He had never seen such a considerate nobleman.

"That's true. There are good people among the nobles. It's a pity that he doesn't look very good. He's far worse than the tempered noble. It would be nice if their faces could be changed. What do you think they sound like? !”

The tall guard suddenly turned his head and looked behind him, but saw nothing.

"Why are you so surprised? If you don't turn your head back quickly, if those two knights find you peeking, you will really lose your eyesight!"

The fat guard said in a panic, fearing that he would be implicated by this brainless idiot.

"Sorry, I didn't mean to, but didn't you hear anything?"

the tall guard asked doubtfully.

"Noise, what noise? Don't be suspicious all day long!"

"But I really heard it. Nothing will happen to those two knights, right?"

"Shut your dark crow mouth, and nothing will happen if you go to the toilet."

The fat guard rolled his eyes and said.

"That's not necessarily true. Haven't you heard of that rumor?"

The tall guard whispered mysteriously.

"What rumors? Just let it go."

The fat guard admitted that his curiosity was aroused by the other party.

"It's that ghost rumor. It is said that because too many of us people and monsters have died, a lot of resentment has accumulated, thus breeding ghosts. They are extremely hostile to us living humans and want to drag us into the spirit world!"

The tall guard said in a deep voice, which, combined with the dark environment of the underground passage, was really creepy.

The fat guard couldn't help but shudder, and then he pretended to be calm and said:

"This rumor is too false. When I heard it, it was a story made up by the magicians of Poseidon Temple. Those hypocritical guys criticize our Colosseum all day long and take the opportunity to promote their beliefs."

"But I have seen that bishop in the Colosseum more than once. The old bastard was hugging each other in the box. It was so enviable and disgusting!"

"So the story they made up is extremely low-credibility. I don't believe there are ghosts in this world!"

The tall guard shrugged: "But this rumor came from within us and has nothing to do with Poseidon Temple. Many guards said they had seen wandering ghosts during their patrols."

"I won't believe it anyway!" the fat guard said through gritted teeth.

"It's up to you whether you believe it or not."

The tall guard chuckled. In fact, he didn't believe this rumor either. He just wanted to scare this timid colleague.

The fat guard was indeed frightened. Although he kept saying in his heart that there were no ghosts in the world, he was still a little scared and always felt that something was staring at them.

Suddenly, the tall guard spoke.

"Tsk, why are you pulling my hair?"

"Who are you talking to?" the fat guard asked nervously.

"Nonsense, who else can I talk to? Of course I'm talking to you." The tall guard replied matter-of-factly.

"Me? But I didn't pull your hair!"

The fat guard's back began to sweat.

"Don't make trouble, you just want to scare me back, but don't pull my hair. I've been losing my hair recently and I don't have much hair to begin with."

The tall guard felt that the fat guard was trying to scare him.

"I swear, I really didn't pull your hair, and you didn't look at the distance between us. How can my arms be so long!"

"You can't pull it yourself, but your supersonic bat can. Get it away from me quickly, I'm afraid it can't help but suck my blood."

"What nonsense are you talking about? Have you forgotten? In order to prevent our monsters from offending those nobles, the supervisor specifically asked us not to bring monsters with us. My supersonic bat is still sleeping soundly. How is that possible? Pull your hair!"

The fat guard's voice was trembling.

The tall guard also noticed something was wrong at this time. He couldn't help but swallowed and stammered:

"Then who was pulling my hair just now? Isn't it really a ghost?"

"Is it possible that you are delusional?"

As soon as the fat guard finished speaking, he felt his hair being pulled and heard a burst of faint laughter.

Now he could confirm that this was not an illusion, there was really something pulling their hair!

"My hair was pulled too!"

The fat guard said with a sad face.

"Now how to do?"

"You ask me, who am I asking, Brother Ghost, we are just little people who act under orders. If you want to take revenge, don't come to us. Our supervisor is right in front, so you might as well take revenge on him."

The tall guard clasped his hands and kept begging the ghost to let them go.

Perhaps his pleading had an effect, and indeed nothing pulled their hair anymore.

"It's gone?"

The fat guard said cautiously.

"I don't know. How about we run away first?"

"You want to leave those two knights alone? Isn't this looking for death?"

"It will be a while before you die, and those two knight masters may not be still alive, otherwise there would be no movement at all!"

"No, I still think so."

Before the fat guard finished speaking, he heard sobbing coming from a dark corner.

The two guards looked at each other and then ran outside in unison.

No matter whether you are noble or not, your life is not as important as yours!

As a result, they had barely taken two steps out when a dark shadow appeared in front of them.

With a scream, both guards fainted and fell to the ground.

After seeing the two guards fainting, the black shadow also revealed a dark green figure. At a glance, it was clear that it was Xu Ruofeng's dream demon.

Dream Demon first took two deep breaths of intoxication to absorb all the fear caused by the two guards, and then ran to Xu Ruofeng's side to claim credit.

"Well done, you really didn't disappoint me."

Xu Ruofeng gave Meng Yao a thumbs up.

"Fuma~"

The dream demon was very happy to receive the praise. After flying around Xu Ruofeng twice, he bit Xu Ruofeng's hair.

"It hurts, it hurts! Let go! I'm about to be bitten to the point of being bitten by you!"

Xu Ruofeng pulled Meng Yao off her head.

"You two have a really good relationship."

Grain Crusted Rice said with envy, he also wanted to play with his Pokémon.

It's a pity that the one-horned rhinoceros is too big to be released normally. Long Nose Leaf has a cold personality and does not express his emotions easily.

"Humph, that's not the case. Our relationship will wait for a while. Don't think that you can cover up your mistakes by praising me."

Xu Ruofeng put away her smile.

"What were you doing just now? You had to make some noise. If I hadn't reacted quickly and pulled you back, we would have been discovered!"

"Can you blame me? Who told them to say I'm ugly!"

Grain Guoba looked angrily at the two guards lying on the ground.

Obviously, what they just said was heard by Zaoliang Guoba.

"Well, you can't be more generous. Why are you competing with the NPCs in the game?"

Xu Ruofeng persuaded.

"You are standing and talking without pain in your back. Don't think I didn't see it. When these two guards said you were handsome, the corner of your mouth almost reached the sky!"

The cereal rice dumpling rolled its eyes at Xu Ruofeng.

"Ahem, let's not talk about this for now. We can only hit the target by mistake. I didn't expect that they could scare themselves at the slightest sound. The dream monsters haven't even used [Strange Light] yet, and they can be frightened by [Fright] with just one move." fainted."

Xu Ruofeng changed the subject.

"It's normal. This environment is originally dark and humid. They are still telling ghost stories here just to seek their own death."

Zongliang Guoba still has resentment towards the two guards. He can praise him for his good character, but why do he have to mention that he doesn't look good!

This is good. If nothing else happens, Xu Ruofeng will laugh at himself about this matter for a long time.

Thinking of Xu Ruofeng's proud face, Zaoliang Guoba wanted to kick the guards.

Xu Ruofeng saw this and said quickly: "Don't mess around. They just fainted, not dead. If we wake them up, all our efforts will be in vain."

"I know, hide them quickly, I don't want to see them again."

The multigrain rice dumpling waved his hand and said.

Xu Ruofeng did not stimulate the grain rice Guoba anymore, but asked the dream demon to use telekinesis to hide the two unconscious guards in the nooks and crannies of the corner.

"It's done, let's change clothes quickly."

Xu Ruofeng took out the space backpack that Chen Yan gave him and took out two pieces of black fabric clothes.

"It's a good thing we have a space backpack, otherwise we would have to wear armor and move around. It would be weird if we didn't get noticed."

The multigrain rice dumpling said happily.

"Yes, this space backpack is really not wasted in Yanzi's hands. He stuffed it full with everything. He even brought two toothbrushes!"

Xu Ruofeng clicked her tongue.

"Hey, hey, don't rummage through other people's backpacks. After changing your clothes, hurry up and set off. Who knows when these two people will wake up."

The two put the armor into the space backpack, and then explored along the underground passage.

After walking a few steps, they heard a conversation in front of them:

"It's so boring to have to patrol every day."

"Just be content. Patrolling the Colosseum is better than escorting goods with the guards, who are exposed to wind and rain every day and risk losing their lives."

"But their wages are high, and it's high risk and high reward."

"What, you are short of money again? I advise you to go to Widow's Street less often. They are all like wolves and tigers, and they are also eloquent. If you can't beat them, sooner or later you will fall into their hands."

"You don't understand. Only older women have charm, and they make you feel conquered."

"Oh, I don't understand this, but you'd better focus on patrolling now. The food in the warehouse has been inexplicably less in the past two days. The captain strictly ordered us to strengthen patrols and find the little thief. If he is caught If he notices that you are not serious when patrolling, just wait until you are sent to feed the monsters!"

"Don't worry, I know what's going on. I don't want to end up like Ma He, being disemboweled by a spoon snake. But then again, why bother looking for it? The loss of food must have something to do with Rattata."

"The area around the warehouse is covered with Meerkat's urine, which gives Rattata a hundred courage, and they don't dare to go to the warehouse to steal food."

"Who could that be? Snake Bear, what's wrong with you?"

"Duogu!"

The snake bear wrinkled its nose in disgust.

"Maybe this place is too smelly. My horn bud is eager to leave here. Didn't I agree not to poop near the passage? Those bastards can't find a hidden place!"

"Don't talk about whether these are available or not. Leave this place first. Go back and ask who did it and let him deal with it himself!"

The two guards quickened their pace and left the area.

After confirming that the guards had left, Xu Ruofeng and Zaoliang Guoba walked out of a dark corner.

"This bug spray is very effective."

The multi-grain rice cake looked at the spray can in Xu Ruofeng's hand.

"Produced by Ryan, it must be a high-quality product. There are no props provided by the lord that are not easy to use. Didn't you see that all my dream monsters hid in the elf balls?"

Xu Ruofeng put the bug spray back into his backpack.

"The taciturn master really has everything in his backpack, just like Doraemon's fourth-dimensional pocket."

The multigrain rice crust said with emotion.

"What does this mean? Lord Ryan's pocket is amazing. He can take out all kinds of props at any time."

"Yes, Lord Lane's pocket has almost become an unsolved mystery in our game."

"Without further ado, where should we go now?"

Xu Ruofeng asked as he looked at the fork in the road ahead.

"Are you asking me? Hahahahaha, you finally admit that I am not a road idiot!"

The multigrain rice dumpling said excitedly.

"Stop talking nonsense and show me the way!"

Xu Ruofeng said impatiently.

"Okay, I choose the right!"