My portable gaming girlfriend

"Yo, what did I see, is this a player?"

The bald captain was not surprised when he found us, but instead showed playful eyes as if he saw a prey.

"Hahaha, I can still see players at this time, it's like sending them up for us to play."

[Shen Qing: Is this person so bad at talking? 】

Shen Qing is extremely dissatisfied with their attitude, but now is not the time to be angry.

[Me: Hold back, ask their purpose first. 】

"We are players, may I ask you..."

"What are players doing here, get off the assembly line quickly!"

I went up to talk politely, but was interrupted rudely by them?

"Who are you, why let us go offline?"

In view of the fact that the opponent was so bad, Shen Qing couldn't help but retort.

"Us? We are sent by Endia Corporation to check the 'suspicious personnel'. You probably used some kind of bug to stop here? Want to take advantage of this opportunity to spawn some rare monsters?"

Unexpectedly, the bald captain was even more confident. Obviously he was hired by Endia Company to do the task, but he gave orders as an employee of Endiya Company, he really took a chicken feather as an arrow.

"You guys like to take advantage of yourself, that's why you think so? It's really a villain's heart to judge a gentleman's belly."

Not to be outdone, Shen Qing used all her venomous tongue against me at this moment to the enemy.

"Captain, they may have encountered a bug..."

Finally, a somewhat rational member wanted to dissuade the bald captain from paying attention to his words and deeds. However, the bald captain disagreed——

"When encountering a bug, they just don't want to go offline. I've seen a lot of people like this."

"You are just employees of Endiya, and not the game operator. What qualifications do you have to manage players?"

The game itself is created by the famous domestic game company 'Chuangjing', but the AI ​​model of the NPC is developed by Endia. This cooperation model is the mainstream in the current game industry - after all, Endia's AI technology crushes all other companies of the same type.

"You guys [beep], there is a way to heaven, you don't go, and there is no way to hell, you just go, today you [beep], I will teach you to be human based on your strength!"

The bald captain was furious and drew the epee on his back.

"Captain, we just need to kick them out of the game, more troubles and less money..."

Because of the reminder from the team members, the captain seemed to have remembered something, and he muttered something, only to see that his sword was surrounded by a layer of faint blue light as if it had been enchanted.

"That's right... have you seen it? Whoever I cut with this sword will be kicked out of the game."

The captain raised his sword and looked at us provocatively.

"But kicking out the game is too cheap for you guys, so I turned on another function of it - those who get hacked will have their accounts deleted. Do you dare to take a gamble?"

I was surprised, this is more powerful and vicious than the function given to Shen Qing by the 'programmer', not only making people offline, but also forcing the account to be deleted?

"Kicked out of the game? [Beep, beep, beep], you old gambler! You have said that if you cause more trouble, you will get less money. You are not looking for trouble..."

A grumpy player swears at the captain.

"Shut up, am I the captain or are you the captain? If you think you will lose to those [beeps], then don't hold back here as soon as possible."

The team member really shut up under the pressure of the captain, and looked to the side with a gloomy expression. Judging from what he just said, it seems that only the captain knows the function of this sword, and he didn't tell his subordinates.

"Which of you will fight me?"

The bald captain looked around the faces of the three of us. Although this person has a grumpy temper, his strength should not be bad, and he uses an epee, a melee weapon.

"Just let me go."

Ye Yin is indeed the best candidate, but——

[Shen Qing: Our helper is here. 】

[Me: Oh? Where? 】

[Shen Qing: It turned out to be her, this is really bad...]

"Our side is either long-distance or girls. As a melee, do you have the nerve to bully others?"

Ye Yin and Captain Bald cannot be singled out, it's too dangerous.

Ye Yin was called a girl for the sake of verbal advantage, I hope he won't mind.

"You really don't dare! I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you. I'm not qualified to play games. Hurry up and obediently delete my account and go home. It's just for you to get rid of Internet addiction. By the way, maybe you will be buried in my mother's bed." How many days have you been crying?"

"Smelly bald, you describe it so carefully, do you usually do this?"

"Captain... Really?"

"Don't talk nonsense, come with me!"

The bald captain actually called his subordinates to come up together, it really didn't follow common sense! pity--

"Having said so much, we didn't open the PVP mode, can your sword touch us?"

The epee had already slashed at the head. Fortunately, there was a certain distance, which gave me enough time to react and dodge the blow with a rollover.

I drew out the crossbow on my back and loaded it with light-feathered arrows. My purpose was not to injure them, but to block their melee approach with fast arrows.

"You kid reminded me, but you are too naive, right? Do you really think that not opening the PVP mode can hinder us?"

Oops, I'm afraid they have some tricks...

"This sword ignores PVP status, it will take effect as long as it touches you!"

"Perverted smelly bald head, why don't you try?"

Shen Qing cursed loudly, but the strength of this wording was no longer at the same level as that of the opposite person.

"You still dare to talk to me like that? Today I will let you all experience the feeling of being [beep beep] by [beep beep]."

The bald captain swung his epee and swept towards Shen Qing!

"Shen Qing!"

Fortunately, Shen Qing didn't lose the chain at this critical moment, perhaps because she had been prepared for a long time, she escaped the blow.

boom--

Shen Qing backhanded an explosive bomb, which exploded on the bald captain's head at close range, pushing him away quite a distance.

"Good job!"

Although usually there is only a 50% hit probability, once it hits at this time, it is 100%. This time, the bald captain should have lost a lot of blood.

"Very good, you dare to hit me on the head..."

The bald captain looked at Shen Qing gloomily——

"Aren't they unwilling to go offline? Don't beat them to death, torture them until they dare not leave!"

3VS4, even if the difference in numbers is not too great, but the bald captain is no less powerful than me and Ye Yin, we will definitely lose if the battle continues.

"Who are you fighting with?"

The voice from the sky, the reinforcements that Shen Qing said? The words sound familiar, could it be her...?

"Why, he looks shocked."

The woman with blond hair and white dress stood on the edge of the airship floating in the sky, looking at us coldly.

Fortunately, it wasn't Feifei, but she never expected it to be her. Indeed, as Shen Qing said, this woman was indeed infinitely worse than Feifei to some extent. Facing Feifei, you can use cakes to make her obedient, but this woman doesn't have that kind of weakness.

Except the boss.

"Why did you come here?"

Shen Qing was slightly dissatisfied.

"It took a little time to explore."

She didn't feel guilty for being late. Although no instructions were given, the airship was still manipulated to land on the ground, and then she slowly walked down the steps on the side of the ship.

"Another player? It's just a pot!"

"Captain, this person is quite beautiful, he doesn't look like a real person, but he looks familiar... Where did you meet him?"

It's no wonder that this team member feels familiar, because I know that this woman is a powerful NPC in the game "Mirror Island", the goddess of Mirror Island.

She was extracted by DEBUG because of the awakening of self-awareness, and now the programmers have sent her to help us.

"But... combat power... do you have it?"

"What do you think?"

The Goddess of Mirror Island raised her finger to Captain Bald, which was her gesture of releasing magic. I'm afraid she thinks that here, like before, she can summon wind, rain, thunder and lightning with her hand?

But this is "Legend of Mountains and Seas", where humans can only fight with weapons, and there is no magic at all.

There is no doubt that there is not even a spark in her hands, and it seems that she has to be taught how to fight in this world.

"...We don't have extra weapons here, you go to the gathering place to buy one before you join the battle."

"arms?"

I tried to teach the Goddess of the Mirror Island how to fight, but I watched a large number of tempered weapons appear in her hands.

"The refined version of the Yanfeng Dragon Bow [Mingzhu], the refined version of the Frost Edge Dragon Sword [Tianxue], the refined version of the Sound Howling Dragon Spear [Evening Wind]... Did you rob the weapon store?! So many baby?"

"Robbery? I will not do such inelegant things. Although I am not allowed to use high-level magic to be seen by humans, mind control is still possible. Therefore, you should call it a sacrifice offered to me by mortals." .”

Isn't there no difference in essence... It's better to say that the nature is worse.

"Oh——? Look at your [beep beep] look, I'm afraid it took a lot of time and money to acquire these tempered weapons? I don't care about your purpose, but since you know them, today you [beep beep] Beep] The number must be deleted!"

The bald captain couldn't bear it after all. He probably didn't understand our conversation, thinking that these weapons were all made from the liver of the goddess of Mirror Island, and attacked us with a sword while cursing.

His team members looked at each other in blank dismay, only 2 of them fought with him.

"Oh, mortal with no manners, I will teach you how to speak today."

The goddess of Mirror Island sneered.

"Don't be cut by him!"

But I have the impression that she is a mage. I am not sure whether she can fight against the bald captain who uses the epee, and I don't know what will happen if she is hacked as an awakened AI.

But it turns out that I underestimated her. The epee swept across her waist, but like a balloon that was gently blown up, she moved flexibly to avoid the blow.

I don't remember any props or attribute bonuses in this "Legend of Mountains and Seas" that can make people so light and agile, so there is only one truth, and she died.

"It turned out to be an open [beep]."

The bald captain obviously noticed this too.

"Stupid mortal, if it weren't for those restrictions, you couldn't be arrogant in front of me for a moment."

"'Insolent'? This word is used well, but I have the right to be arrogant, and you weak trash, you can show your prestige in this virtual game, and I can't even beat me with one hand in reality."

"Virtual game? I..."

Oops! I'm sure that 99% of what she's going to say next will reveal her identity and our purpose, so I shouted in desperation——

"What's wrong with virtual games? What is your identity, dare to criticize virtual games!"

"Bah, you don't even need to think about my identity and everything I've experienced. I trained hard since I was a child, but in this damn place, I can bounce ten meters just by changing the value. It's so powerful. I'm really mad at you."

Tsk, it's just a warrior, pretending to be the same thing. It is now 2065, and mass production of mechanical exoskeletons has begun. Who still fights by exercising muscles?