My portable gaming girlfriend

"I definitely don't want to wear this kind of armor!"

Four complete sets of armor were placed on the ground, and they were made of pure gold, exuding a rich aura. Such a rough design undoubtedly aroused great dissatisfaction with Shen Qing, who has always followed the principle of simplicity and refinement. She turned her head with her arms crossed. It was at an angle where even the corner of his eye was unwilling to touch the golden armor.

"Although it's not that refined, its defensive performance is superb~"

Crimson Blue added from the side.

"Such things are not only ugly, it is not an exaggeration to say that they are ugly..."

"Well... A Yuan, I don't want to be ugly."

However, Sakura and Rine also objected to wearing these armors, which is too bad.

"Please, please, just as it is to complete the task, please put it on."

I tried to persuade the women present.

...As for the reason why we insist on wearing this set of local gold armor, we have to start from an earlier time——

"Want to revive the goddess? I can see your sincerity, but the Xingyue Stone alone is not enough~"

"Hey? You didn't say before that you need other materials?!"

In my memory, Crimson Blue said that the resurrection goddess needs the Xingyue Stone, so we rushed to defeat the black bear to get this item. But now she's backtracking. It's as misleading as a restaurant that advertises free pizza but actually puts certain conditions in tiny letters.

"That's because you interrupted me when I was about to say the second condition~"

Even if the NPC standing in front of me is a beautiful girl, I want to beat her up, although as a gentleman, I don't know how to do this kind of violence.

"—I still need to draw the corresponding magic circle~ Unfortunately, I don't know how to draw the magic circle. Fortunately, that method is recorded on a certain stone tablet."

"Then what are you waiting for, take us to find the stele."

"But the stele sank at the bottom of the lake over there."

"Then jump down and scoop it up!"

"—Although I appreciate your bravery, you will die if you jump in like this now~ because the stone tablet is guarded by a giant snake at the bottom of the lake, and no creature can approach it."

"...In other words, we have to defeat the giant snake at the bottom of the lake to revive the goddess?"

It's really a standard routine task chain...

"Yes~"

"Just ask, is there no other way?"

"The goddess said that there is no shortcut to anything, please come on~"

Well, no easter eggs, no cheat codes...

There are four sets of gold armor neatly arranged in front of me. Without good equipment, the enemy cannot be defeated. This is why we have to wear it, so I started a protracted work with the girls...

Then I quickly realized that there may be nothing more difficult in the world than getting a beautiful girl to wear cheap clothes. Fortunately, I finally achieved results.

"Since Ah Yuan asked so, I have no reason to object..."

"Has Sakura really decided? Hey... I'll accept it so that I don't hold back..."

"Only this kind of armor is definitely not enough."

Sakura and Liyin are already fine, only Shen Qing still insists on not agreeing, this guy is really difficult to deal with.

My talk will only have the opposite effect on her, so I can only look at Boss Su You for help, hoping that he will use his charm as an idol to say something that can convince Shen Qing——

Su You smiled helplessly.

"Ahem... Wanyue, you are a very important output in the team. Once you fail to protect yourself, you will lose the battle. Please wear it for the team's victory."

"Hey? Since the boss said so, it's better to wear it reluctantly..."

It's like history repeating itself, the conversation between Sakura and I reappeared between Shen Qing and the boss. The boss's words changed Shen Qing's attention, and made people with a cold and vicious personality like Shen Qing admire him. I have to say that the boss is really strong. Of course, this, as always, made me a little bit unwilling...

Soon, the five people wearing armor turned into five statuettes. The dazzling light reflected by the other four made me unable to open my eyes, and I believe they are the same. This feeling of local tyrant gold will always make people think of the way some celebrities promote games nowadays, such as "I am XXX, if I am a brother, come to XXX to kill me." and so on...

Scarlet Blue heard that we were going to defeat the giant snake at the bottom of the lake, her expression changed with fright, and she kept muttering things like "Your equipment is completely useless..." "It will be petrified".

"Too underestimated us."

I didn't take Fei Lan's words seriously at all, she is an NPC after all, and it's normal that she doesn't understand our strength - if it was a mission with Sakura and Shen Qing, I wouldn't take the risk, but it's different now.

There is super thigh Su You in the team, and I have the confidence to win.

"The information I got from Crimson Blue is that the giant snake's body is hard, its mouth sprays venom periodically, and its eyes emit a red light that can petrify all living things, as long as it is defended."

"As long as you know the characteristics, there is nothing to be afraid of."

"Look at my snakeskin move and hide skills."

"It's enough to add blood..."

Everyone was full of confidence before departure, but in the end - we were blown away...

"too strong."

"Can't win."

"Maybe the gold has blinded our eyes."

"I told you not to wear it!"

Players should be able to challenge the giant snake after defeating a few wolves and tigers and obtaining a few magic weapons, but I dare to face it with only a set of golden armor. I deeply reflect on my overestimation.

We did know that giant snakes have the ability to venom and petrify, but we were all sent home by the giant snake without corresponding protective preparations. Let me explain here that because the resurrection point was changed with the Xingyue Stone in advance, now our death will be at Resurrect your own camp.

Failure made everyone feel extremely depressed.

"Everyone, don't be dejected. I think the gap is too big, and there is also a reason why our level is too low."

What Boss Su You said is correct, but I doubt very much that he didn't use half of his strength just now.

Being petrified by an ordinary monster due to a mistake in positioning at a critical moment, isn't that the level that the number one boss in the 'Scramble Arena' should be at all?

"Do you have any question?"

Seeing me staring at him, the boss asked suspiciously.

"No no……"

Expressing my doubts was impossible at this point, and I shook my head in denial.

"That's good, classmate Shi, you are a T majoring in ice shields, but it seems that your fireball technique has also been upgraded?"

Oops, the 'high-speed fireball technique' I just released in a hurry was discovered by the boss. It stands to reason that my responsibility is the tank's meat shield. The upgrade route focuses on the ice shield. High-level attack magic should not appear.

In an instant, more than a dozen excuses emerged in my heart, such as 'I accidentally added a wrong point', 'The most important thing is to attack first'...

"It's really despicable to secretly upgrade the fireball technique."

——But when I heard this sentence come out of Shen Qing's mouth, I felt very uncomfortable.

"Secretly upgrade? Hehe, I'm an upgrade fireball technique aboveboard."

As I said that, I released a 'high-speed fireball technique' at a tree in the distance, and the fireball hit the middle of the trunk.

"After all, it's not that a certain mage is too weak. Only 5 of 10 fireballs can hit the enemy."

"Who are you talking about?"

Shen Qing's frosty face seemed to have just been frozen in the North Pole and then thawed out.

"Is there a second mage in the team?"

"Blast Fireball!"

"Wow!"

Flame Explosion Fireball is also an advanced spell of the fire system, with a diameter of about half a meter, it is a truly lethal spell.

Shen Qing's fireball came as suddenly as before, even if I leaned back with the fastest reaction, I couldn't dodge it. With a loud bang, I was blown into an explosive head again.

"Hehe, are you satisfied with this accuracy?"

"Bastard... bastard...you are only perfect when you hit your own people!"

If it wasn't for the golden armor she was wearing that was resistant to magic, Shen Qing's fireball technique would be enough to send me to the resurrection space.

"A Yuan, this look is really cool!"

"Don't say any more...Sakura help me heal."

Regarding the strange aesthetics of the AI ​​girlfriend, I decided to solve it after leaving the game.

"Oh...shroud of light!"

To say that the only gain from the crusade against the giant snake is that Sakura is more proficient in using healing techniques, at least when she sees that I am injured, she will use healing techniques on me as soon as possible, instead of holding my head and shaking my head vigorously to make my situation worse worse……

"Fire magic has five upgrade opportunities, the highest level is Fire Rain Missile, and Pyro Explosion Fireball is only level three, right?"

Shen Qing nodded.

"And Shi's ice protection spell has only been upgraded to the third level, right?"

"That's right..."

Lying on Sakura's lap pillow, I nodded feebly.

Because I was dissatisfied with being a tank and secretly upgraded in the fire magic route, it was indeed one of the reasons why the team's combat power fell behind.

Probably after the battle with the black bear yesterday, I found that my upgrade speed was higher than that of Sakura, Shen Qing and Tianhai Liyin, so I secretly upgraded the fireball technique. If bullets and mass-produced machines are men's romance, then remote output of spells is my hobby.

It is said on the forum that tanks are the easiest of all professions. A good tank only needs high HP and strong defense. Only top players can get rid of the effort to improve defense and rely on their own agility and evasion ability to reduce damage. .

Shen Qing agrees with this statement very much, and is even more complacent about her status as a mage - standard inflated DPS.

I don't agree that there are high and low professions, but the second half of this sentence is indeed true-many times ordinary players need to wear armor that covers the face, while the armor of top masters only needs to defend key parts. OK.

By the way, a god-level expert like Boss Su You doesn't even need armor... because there is nothing he can't avoid by moving.

In the past, you could dodge all attacks just by relying on agility, which is why I suspect that the boss didn't fight with all his strength just now.

"If you want to defeat the biggest boss in this game, at least one magic must be upgraded to level 5."

Magic upgrade is not an easy task, the known way is to accumulate experience of killing enemies with this magic.

Next, Boss Su You spent the whole day leading us to upgrade and spawn monsters, so by the evening we had mastered at least one series of level 5 magic.

An NPC like Crimson Blue was quite frightened by our upgrade speed. After getting her approval that she was "barely able to challenge the boss", we slept in our clothes, and the seventh day came.