My portable gaming girlfriend

The July sun was scorching the earth, and when we slightly opened the curtains and looked out, we could see that the asphalt road and the light rail seemed to be shrouded in a hazy mist.

This is the month of the year I'm most thankful I don't have to go out.

"Shen Qing...hasn't come back yet? She survived today..."

The school officially started the summer vacation a few days ago, which means that my ordinary college student Shi Yuanxing can stay in the villa before the school starts on September 1st. The only way to save money is to survive the wrath of a terrible lady. After all, the world of dead houses is like this.

As for why it became like this, let's talk about what happened on the last day before the holiday.

"Hey, A Yuan, you haven't been back to the dormitory for a long time, right? Everyone says that you and Shen Qing are living together in a very exaggerated villa. Is it true?"

After the last class in the afternoon, my roommate asked me.

"Don't...don't talk nonsense, there is no such thing! How can I live in a villa, just live in a relative's house!"

Being asked this made me feel at a loss for a while, so I made up a reason.

"Okay, anyway, your relationship with Shen Qing must not be simple, right? Not only that time when Shen Qing came to talk to you in the cafeteria, but also the last time you stopped her in public in the classroom, it has spread throughout the grade."

I was startled, this guy really knows a lot, but thinking about it, Shen Qing is extremely dazzling in school, even if she wants to keep a low profile, it is very unrealistic.

"Hey, how was your exam?"

I quickly changed the subject, but fortunately he didn't intend to ask the bottom line.

"Uh... Speaking of which, I spent the second half of the semester just chatting with my wife. I didn't study or hand in my homework at all. I'll probably fail at the end of the semester. Ahhh, what should I do..."

I heard a terrible word, wife. He is a college student of the same age as me. He just broke up with his girlfriend the last time we met. It is absolutely impossible to marry suddenly in this month. Combined with the new definition of "wife" by young people recently, what he called 'Wife' is most likely—

"Your wife is a fictional character?"

"Well...the word "virtual character" doesn't need to be emphasized, I just know it's my wife."

In the old days, I would definitely laugh at it, but he would also be entangled in digging out the latest whereabouts.

Absolutely don't let him know that I also have a virtual girlfriend, and that I live with a well-known beautiful girl in my grade.

Of course, for some purpose, I still want to know what kind of emotion he has for the virtual character.

"—Well, at first I was just playing for fun, then I don't know why—it's definitely not to fuck her too much, in short, I suddenly found that I can't live without that program, she will remind me of everything, and she knows me completely Every inner need of ... is completely a caring little angel."

"...Is that an exaggeration..."

The roommate showed a happy and satisfied expression because of a program.

In my opinion, the smart companion amicus is a kind of "emotional analysis housekeeping program", and there are many paid modules such as "tutor mode", "friend mode" and "lover mode".

But I would never consider buying it. Even without the incident in junior high school, these AI programs that give accurate responses based on analysis and calculations are completely incomparable to Sakura, who really has her own consciousness and occasionally acts willfully.

But the roommate who used to linger in the flowers and have a constant partner, now has a feeling of dependence on the virtual partner——

What is the development of the latest product in the smart companion series?

"Ah, anyway, I'm not sure about the final exam. Although I borrowed other people's notes to review, I can't understand many formulas at all."

"Surprised—which schoolmaster would lend you your notes?"

"Yes...it's Shen Qing."

"Hmm... um? Hey, what's the relationship between you guys?!"

My roommate got excited all of a sudden, grabbed my shoulders and shook me vigorously.

"It's just ordinary friends... No, it's not even friends, it can only be regarded as joining the same... club, so the rumors outside are all false."

"Please be sure to introduce me to that kind of club!"

My roommate almost knelt down and begged me, but unfortunately——

"The club is currently full, next time."

I was relieved to see him beating his chest in disappointment. It seems that he has not completely lost interest in beautiful human girls. However, I still swallowed the "don't trust the artificial intelligence companion too much" that I was about to blurt out. Maybe I was overthinking. The bugs I encountered have already been fixed...

"Speaking of which, you will go home to live in the summer vacation, right? After all, you are a foreign student."

As expected of a big nerve, he quickly changed his mood and continued to chat with me.

"Ah? I should...will go back...right?"

"Why is it a question sentence? Didn't you book the ticket in advance?"

Facing my roommate’s questions, I can only respond with a helpless smile. Whether it’s de-bug or the awakening of artificial intelligence, what happened recently is really beyond my imagination. In addition, the intensive review of the final exam made me completely Forget about how vacations are arranged.

Naturally, the ticket is not fixed...and my parents didn't care about anything after school. They were a very casual and unreliable couple, except for the monthly routine payment...and even asked me to move out of the dormitory They didn't even ask about the things I was talking about, and they didn't look for it once when the summer vacation was about to come. It really makes people wonder if I picked it up on the road.

This kind of thing is definitely impossible to say...

"My family is more laissez-faire, I will still go back."

And speaking of Shen Qing, as the summer vacation approaches, I naturally don't need to live with her all the time, and the current rumors will still cause us a lot of trouble to some extent.

Especially after watching Boss Su You's game last time and knowing that Shen Qing and her elder brother Shen Kong have some subtle family conflicts, I feel more and more that the current cohabitation relationship may cause more trouble.

Fortunately, there are no de-bug tasks recently. When I go home, the only thing I have to think about is how to deal with Sakura. Naturally, it is impossible to keep her in the villa. Recently, I finally persuaded her who was very reluctant to follow me during the exam. Come to school, if I let her wait for another summer vacation, I may see a completely destroyed Garden of Eden when I come back...

"By the way, A Yuan, your text message has been ringing, didn't you hear it?"

When I was thinking about how to apply to the boss to bring Sakura home, a word from my roommate pulled my thoughts back. It is true that a message reminder is displayed on the MCW (watch-type microcomputer) on the wrist, and the sender has the word "Mom" written on it...

Almost a semester of no contact that turned out to be just a text message? No, it should be a rare initiative for them.

【A Yuan, although I know that the summer vacation is coming, but that time just coincides with the 20th wedding anniversary of my father and mother. So we decided to ask for leave and go abroad for two or three months to travel together. You don’t need to go home this time. I heard that you recently made a girlfriend and lived together in a villa. We are very proud~]

After clicking on it, such a paragraph is directly displayed on the GT (glasses-style computer terminal) I am carrying-this is the first time in my life that I am glad that I bought it without directly projecting it in front of my roommate.

"..."

These parents have never been more reliable! Why didn't you notify me of such an important matter in advance! And how did you know about Sakura! Are you so enlightened... Even if your son's girlfriend is an artificial intelligence, you will "oh so." Just now I was still thinking about how to explain to you that I look like an idiot! And travel for two or three months? You just settle abroad and don't come back!

"What's wrong? Isn't it good news?"

"No, I should have expected this situation a long time ago, it doesn't matter."

After a few deep breaths, I forcibly calmed down my heartbeat that was comparable to bungee jumping... It's okay, it's okay, it's not the first time this is the case for the parents.

Things are still under control. Things are still under control. Things are still under control.

After reading it silently for three times, I began to comfort myself. Although they like to disappear all the time, they have never made a mistake in terms of living expenses... It's just that it's acceptable not to go home.

"Here we go again, SMS."

This time the sender was Dad.

[By the way, mom and dad know about it through your handsome president, AI program debugging club? I thought you'd stay away from this since that smart companion when you were a kid. Now that you have a girlfriend, live in a villa, and even join such an important club, a man must learn to be self-reliant, let alone now that you have a girlfriend, you can solve your summer vacation expenses yourself and show your manly side! (Your mother and I have already greeted her. Is she called Shen Qing? Although her attitude is a bit cold, and she even scolded and said something that has nothing to do with you, a trashy pervert, she is undoubtedly a cute child. Back then, your mother It’s also so dishonest, you kid has the demeanor of your father and me back then!]

Having said so much, you just want to eat and drink by yourself without giving me money, right? The nasty dad! And boss, what exactly did you say to them? The parents completely misunderstood the situation! Have you met Shen Qing? Isn't it Sakura? Is the girlfriend you are talking about actually that vicious and vicious young lady? What did the boss tell you guys?

"A Yuan, your face is so ugly, are you okay?"

After that, I said goodbye to my roommate completely in a daze, while vainly calculating whether my remaining savings would be enough for the whole summer vacation, and constantly video chatting with my parents who didn't know where in the world.

Of course there is no reply, it seems that they are determined to pretend that they are not here...

If knowing that you can't go home and that you don't have summer living expenses is a bolt from the blue, then when you meet Shen Qing who is about to get on the bus at the school gate, her gaze that can almost kill me is the so-called crossing the sky... It's enough to kill me completely Kind of like coke.

Facing the summer vacation that will last for more than two months in the future, there are two huge problems that must be solved:

1. Go to a part-time job to earn the rest of the living expenses.

2. How can I complete the first question without being killed by Shen Qing.

Ordinary daily life, the last day of the ordinary first school year is over...