My Private Planet
Chapter 27: The tree of the world thrives
Violence works miracles.
The carrot and stick incentive policy applies to any race.
When Wang Yan waved his swinging stick, the effect of education was immediately apparent.
In less than an hour, most people in the Caesar tribe have learned "drumsticks", "did you eat?", "you", "me", "what did you eat?", "me too", etc. phrase……
Because it is a real game, the learning efficiency is extremely fast.
At this time, the people of the Caesar tribe corresponded in pairs, formed two lines, face to face to carry out daily oral scenario simulation exercises...
Column A: "Have you eaten?"
Column B: "I ate it."
Column A: "What do you eat?"
Column B: "The chicken drumstick I ate, how about you?..."
Column A: "Me too."
……
Everyday I eat chicken drumsticks, which sounds very happy.
But the actual situation is not happy.
When the people of the Caesar tribe said these words, their expressions were very nervous and serious, because Wang Yan, incarnate as a devil instructor, shuttled in the middle of the queue, holding his face and holding a swinging stick, as long as he heard his pronunciation is not standard , The backhand is a stick.
So, the actual situation is this:
A group of primitive people wearing straw skirts and leaking **** face each other, each with varying degrees of scars.
A asked very nervously: "Just mom? (pronounced substandard, a stick) Ah! (a scream)...annoyed the horse?...ah...have you eaten it?"
B nervously squatted: "It...it...it...ah!"
A's face was pale: "The mud is scared... Ah! Ah! Ah..."
B's painful tears flowed, and choked: "Wo...oh! oh! oh!..."
……
cruel and iron blood.
In order to learn a few daily phrases and dialogues, primitive people paid the price of blood.
The primitive people finally realized the cruelty of education.
It is estimated that after they have really finished their studies, they will tremble conditionedly when they see chicken legs, and they will never take a bite again!
……
As for why not pinyin for enlightenment?
is very simple, what Wang Yan wants is a quick start.
Chinese is extensive and profound. To study thoroughly, to lay a solid foundation, and to learn well, it takes time and effort.
But Wang Yan has no professional teacher skills and no time to waste here.
Therefore, he opened a crash course.
Memories can be made quickly. "If you are familiar with the three hundred Tang poems, you will not be able to write poems." As long as they can quickly master the reading and writing and develop primitive people's language habits, primitive people will naturally learn Mandarin. Up.
……
Fear can deepen memory.
After more than an hour of uninterrupted practice, most of the primitive tribes can apply these phrases proficiently. Occasionally, there are a few pronunciations that are substandard and irrelevant to the overall situation. Let them practice slowly.
But the nightmare of primitive people is not over.
Wang Yan not only asked them to read, but also asked them to write!
on the blackboard.
clearly, all the words they learned today are written stroke by stroke.
Wang Yan asked them to take pictures of cats and tigers. Everyone had to copy at least one hundred times in the book that was sent to them, and they had to write it in a correct way, or they would have no food, and they would have to receive physical punishment...
But as long as you think you have learned it and can pass Wang Yan's inspection, you can end today's study and enjoy delicious food.
In order to motivate them, Wang Yan deliberately selected a lot of bread, pastries, juices, drinks, etc. from the large quantities of materials. Like a buffet, a large piece of it was placed on the square...
A variety of aromas are swayed in the air wanton, making people salivate!
Then.
The poor primitive man, with fear of learning and yearning for good food, became more and more active in learning the language of God.
……
on the square.
Primitive people hold pencils, look up at the blackboard for a while, draw a stroke on the notebook crookedly, scratch their heads, and learn very hard...
Wang Yan liberated himself.
He was holding a swing stick, sitting on the boss chair, drinking mineral water to moisten his dry throat, he hadn't said so much at once in a long time!
Teacher is really a hard job!
After the first primitive person finished a "chicken" crookedly on the notebook with a pencil.
The projection of the tree of the world that grew in Wang Yan's mind, suddenly grew strong.
The root of the tree of the world has grown a thin trunk, and it continues to grow upward.
The trunk is really straight this time, and the branches of the flame civilization are growing on the main trunk, and even the trunk has been raised a little.
The religious branches that developed from the flame branches are also long and thicker.
The projection of the tree of the world really has the embryonic form of the tree at this moment!
The appearance of the text has such a big impact on the world tree?
Wang Yan was stunned.
Sure enough, words are the foundation of all civilization!
As the world tree grows, Wang Yan has a new ability.
The exclusive ability of the Star Lord? Granted, on his planet, he can authorize all the creatures he has marked with various abilities and permissions. The size of the permissions can be controlled by him and can be deprived at any time.
That is to say.
Wang Yan's immortality, spiritual resonance, space shuttle and other abilities can be authorized to Li Zhan. It seems that not only Li Zhan, but also the little poisonous snake he marked at the beginning.
is like a god.
This ability is amazing!
But then, regret filled Wang Yan's heart, because the first word in his world was not "Heaven", and UU Reading www.uukanshu.com was not "earth", let alone "person", but a "chicken". word……
Chicken!
What a shame!
How will it be recorded in history books?
Can the tree of the world that grows on such nutrients not crooked?
Wang Yan's face has become completely black, but he still thinks too little!
Heaven!
If he was given a chance to do it again, he would definitely not teach the primitive people about chicken legs first!
How tall the world is!
Damn chicken legs! Damn primitive man!
The only good thing about may be that his world will never be troubled by the problem of the chicken or the egg first, because God has said that there is a chicken or a drumstick first!
The primitive people are still learning to write seriously, but Wang Yan has no mood to continue teaching.
He is deeply reflecting on himself.
Unprofessional means unprofessional, no matter how strong the word is, it is unprofessional!
Now that the society’s refined cultivation of talents has resulted in people’s professionalism and unity, there are very few general talents.
The healthy development of various industries is precisely because of the support of these professionals.
Wang Yan's world, what is lacking is talent!
can't rely on him to develop three hundred and sixty lines with a bottle and a half of vinegar!
He is just an artist!
Plus Lee Station will not work, the World Tree will become more and more crooked!
I still have to make an idea from my hometown on the earth!
There are so many people who cannot find jobs on the earth, and there is a surplus of talents!
Perhaps, Wang Yanxin's ability is to conferred gods, and it is also an amateur whose planetary will can't stand him. I remind him tactfully!
(There is one more tonight.)
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