My Pubg Fiancee Is Tuan Tuan

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"What's the operation? Brother Moe when it's time? Start crying!"

"Hahaha, congratulations to Nian Shen for discovering Watson!"

"I bet on two rockets, the Nian Shen will definitely take advantage of it!"

"Climb for the Lord! Isn't positive energy a bit bad?"

"Good guy, really brainless depression?"

"You ask me why the fish can't suffocate? I really want to shave you!"

"..."

It is true that Xu Nian did not expect that he made such a casual remark that attracted the eager attention of many water friends.

The presents flashed up, and the barrage continued.

Tuantuan, who was sitting next to him, also looked dumbfounded. He glanced at Xu Nian, shrugged helplessly and said, "Don't look at me, I don't know what's going on..."

"Years, you seem to have caught the mentality of water friends who like to behave."

"Probably maybe?"

Xu Nian said with no certainty, and glanced at the barrage.

There are still a lot of comments on that song, especially the hot comments that like more than 9999+, which is even more evil.

"Oh, must the sea have a bottom?"

"I suspect that this kind of comment is automatically generated by a cerebral palsy robot..."

Xu Nian was unable to complain, and muttered: "Twelve thousand and six hundred kilometers of sea water runs through the entire earth? This is definitely not a play, but the earth is a rocky planet... Haven't these people seen CCV10 when they were young?"

There was a noticeable freeze in the live broadcast room.

The barrage surged.

Before Xu Nian had time to watch the barrage, he glanced at the barrage and commented one by one, and sighed: "Be reasonable, and occasionally bereavement is okay, so you can recognize your current situation and ability."

"but!"

"If I don't have a brain, I have to stand up for a while!"

"Some people died at the age of 18 and were buried at the age of 80? So, he must have been in the herbarium for 62 years, and he still added formalin and never grows hair!"

"There is a convenience store deep in the ocean?"

"Good fellow, your convenience store is very fierce. The cliff will be crushed by the water pressure of 20 megapascals..."

"And this... how did sunflower survive the sunless night?"

"Sunflower: I ate melon seeds to survive, thank you."

After a few comments, Xu Nianpai's body was exhausted.

The barrage in the live broadcast burst again, and the screen was full of 666.

Tuantuan collapsed on the chair with a smile early in the morning. Right now, she was listening to Xu Nian's opening of the bar with a sharp glance, and the helpless tone made her unable to hold on.

"It is strongly recommended that Nian Shen change his name!"

"Just call the depression killer!"

"What is a depression killer? It's called a dearer!"

"Hahahaha, a group of sand sculpture netizens are afraid that they want my life?"

"Hey! Where do the monsters run, take my old grandson a bargain!"

"Nian Shen Nian Shen! Guiqiu look at the tenth comment, please beg!"

"It's over, I seem to fall in love with stubbornness? What should I do?"

"One said one, I have already started to act!"

"Open the bar, start with me!"

"..."

Xu Nian was also interested, and lighted a cigarette and began to sweep the barrage.

"Wait, I'll look at this."

So, that comment appeared on the screen of the live broadcast room.

‘The sea is salty. ’

‘Tears are also salty. ’

‘Is the sea water turned into tears? ’

‘Or tears turned into sea water? ’

‘Billions of years of tears, gathered into sea water, one day—’

‘Sea water and tears are sweet. ’

Xu Nian flicked the soot, nodded solemnly, and said solemnly, "This question is a bit serious."

"This involves why the seawater is salty, because the seawater is rich in sodium ions, and the ancestors of mankind three or four billion years ago are marine organisms, so they have traces of the primitive ocean."

"It is true that sodium ions are used as a key electrolyte outside the cell, so human tears contain a lot of sodium."

"But, focus on it! Conditional recordings, unconditional recordings, take a note, don't repeat!"

Xu Nian paused and said in a condensed voice: "If you want the sea water to be sweet, you must use sweet ions, such as beryllium ions and lead ions, to replace them with these ions."

"But unfortunately, these two ions are highly toxic to humans."

After saying this, Xu Nian sighed quietly.

The live broadcast room fell into a short period of silence.

Tuantuan estimated that the water friends should be busy holding their stomachs and laughing, and there was no time to send a bullet screen.

The sudden turn made people caught off guard, and even threw away the little pudding in his hand.

"Wonderful, it's a wonderful thing with the same tune!~"

"Absolutely! The Nian Shen attending school is definitely a science tyrant!"

"It's a real hammer, no science is a master!"

"Ghost, I want to taste what it is like?"

"Uuuuuu, born a human, I'm sorry!"

"Qnm, it's called raw, I'm sorry!"

"Hurt, someone who can knock down this song must think of dancing, right?"

"Continue to play music, continue to dance!"

"I don't understand what the teacher said... I want to give up, but the special teacher will give the heads. What should I do? I'm anxious to wait online!"

"..."

With Xu Nian's single-handed drive, the water friends in the live broadcast room turned on the Tucao mode, in addition to frantically raising the bar.

This kind of atmosphere makes Xu Nian feel very comfortable.

Compared with the lifeless and mournful atmosphere, this kind of lively and lively staff lifting the bar is really very fun.

"Right, it's this kind of atmosphere."

"It's not fun at all to eat raw people or whatever."

"Well, I hope that my brother Meng, who has watched my live broadcast tonight, will actively participate and strive to become a high-ranking **** of three flowers gathering at an early date!"

"Contribute to the cause of the motherland's success!"

Xu Nian smiled and added: "Of course it's not to let you lift all the bars, just lift this kind of mindless. You have to be serious about the correct solution of the problem and lift it hard, then you don't say it came from me. ..."

"Nianjin don't leave!"

"Begging for a bar, a line bar, very anxious!"

Just when Xu Nian was about to leave, a water friend opened the way and threw out his question: ‘The stranger who saw this comment, drinking more hydrogen monoxide at 373.15 Kelvin can cure all diseases. ’

"This... what a girl sent to me, how can I make a difference? Seeking guidance!"

Seeing the words of the water friend playing on the public screen, Xu Nian sighed quietly, and said solemnly: "Brother, you can go to Baidu if you don't understand it!"

"Also, you see, 373.15 Kelvin is converted to a temperature of 100°C. Dihydrogen monoxide is water. Do you understand what I mean? H2O, you are average in chemistry?"

"What do you mean?"

Tuantuan was stunned for a moment, and obviously didn't understand this sentence.

Xu Nian smiled and explained: "What does this sentence mean, drinking more water at 100°C can cure all diseases... I really want to say, who taught this kind of nonsense? What do you see? A mess of brain chicken soup?"

"So to tell you, 100 degrees Celsius water, drinking it will burn to death! Here we recommend that you drink some 40-50 degrees Celsius hot water, and all the hot water above 65 degrees Celsius is carcinogen~ ~~~"

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