My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

"Gate! Closed! ON!"

"Window, close it!"

"Defend the peace at home again today!"

Sagiri looked around and found that there was no threat. Now the house is very safe, and even a fly can't fly in under her protection! !

Click.

The door was suddenly opened, and the goblin opened the door skillfully, took back the key, and then slowly put on his slippers and walked in, as if he was returning to his own home.

"Um?"

The Yamada Fairy paused slightly, because at this time, Izumi Sagiri and her were basically face-to-face. It was the first time she saw Sagiri actually come out of the room, and she was completely stunned for a while.

"Master Erromanga?".

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Chapter 41 Why are you so skilled [For automatic subscription]

"Cough cough... Fairy teacher..."

Hequan Shawu couldn't help but took two steps back, as if she saw something to fear. At present, she would have some concerns about anyone except Dongfang Bai, and she did not dare to approach or talk to her.

Unless it's wearing an Erromanga mask.

But the current Sagiri doesn't have an Erromanga mask at hand, so she can't transform into the 'Eromanga-sensei' mode. Naturally, she's a little afraid of fairies, so she coughs twice and prepares to run away.

"Then, bye!!"

Sagiri turned her head and ran away without hesitation. The goblin was stunned for a moment. She immediately shouted, "Wait!! Mr. Erromanga, wait a minute, I have something to ask you!!!"

"I don't know the person with that name!!"

Sagiri saw the goblin chasing after her, her face changed, and she continued to speed up without hesitation. Because the house is very big, there are two stairs to go up to the second floor, so the goblin chased Sagiri in the house. run everywhere.

"Wait a minute!!"

Finally, after chasing for a minute, 04 Sagiri was caught by the goblin. Sagiri looked like she was about to be 'violated', her eyes were full of water mist, and she couldn't escape the goblin...

Although the goblins are also a bit nerdy, they often cook and do housework and exercise, so physically they are definitely Sagiri who always stays in the room and does not go out.

"Hu... Hu finally caught up with you."

The goblin exhaled slightly, why did Sagiri run, she clearly just had something to tell her, and she ran so fast like a rabbit that she ran out of breath.

"Huh...huh..."

Sagiri was also out of breath. She hadn't exercised for a long time. This wave of "Sagiri Goblin Chase" made her little heart almost escape, and she was so tired that she couldn't move.

"Mister Erromanga, I just want to ask you something."

The goblin skillfully took out two glasses of juice from the refrigerator, handed a glass to Sagiri, and took a glass herself. Her skillful movements seemed to be the hostess of the house, which made Sagiri look sideways.

Why are you so skilled? !

"I don't know the person with that name..."

Sagiri curled her lips with a cute expression of "I don't know", which made the goblin couldn't help laughing. This guy's identity has been known long ago, and he still pretends that others don't know.

The goblin didn't mind this, but asked, "Stinky... Where's your brother?"

The goblin originally wanted to call out the nickname "Smelly White" skillfully, but found that she was talking to Dongfang Bai's sister, so she changed her words in time, which made Sagiri stunned.

"He went out……"

"Going out... I still want to ask him about the fifth volume."

The goblin rubbed her temples with a headache. As soon as Dongfang Bai's fifth volume was released, she immediately bought three copies. After buying it, she read it in one go, so she knew exactly what the fifth volume was about.

"Well, I'm not from the Illya Party, so I'm not as resentful as the Illya Party, but your brother's volume really makes a lot of people feel sad, and even the bookstore is making trouble..."

The Yamada Fairy is a real "Tohsaka Rin Party". Although Illya's death also made her feel very sad, it is actually fine for her, not to the point of dying or living.

"Brother, he said he went to infiltrate the readers of the bookstore outside..."

"That guy..."

The goblin covered her cheeks helplessly. I really don't know how to describe it well, but the fifth volume is indeed very exciting. There is absolutely nothing to say in the plot, and it is even more exciting than the previous one.

The truth of the Holy Grail War was revealed in one breath, as well as the identity of the hero king Gilgamesh and Saber Arturia, which is a big reveal.

"I was just going to come over and tell him not to go out in the next few days, maybe some deeply resentful readers will find him..."

"what?"

Hearing the goblin's words, Sagiri was completely dumbfounded. You must know that Dongfang Bai's identity information has not been exposed except for his face in a special place, and it is absolutely confidential.

Moreover, the only readers who have really seen Dongfang White Face are those who have been to the autograph session, but those people at the autograph session are loyal fans who spent a lot of money to get tickets, so his information should not be exposed.

"Some people speculated that his address may be in Chiba, Akihabara, etc., so he went to the bookstores in these places to protest, hoping to let him see."

"very scary……"

Sagiri let out a 'wow', and thought about it carefully, what if there were really extreme fans who came to the door?

Of course it's impossible. This mansion has people from the Dongfang family all over the place 24 hours a day. Everyone who comes in must check their identities thoroughly, and the ability to hide information is absolutely super strong.

"That brother he..."

"It's okay, that guy will be okay, at most it's just because of the protests of a bunch of readers that his face is not good-looking."

The Yamada Fairy seemed to see Dongfang Bai's face coming back, and couldn't help laughing. Suddenly, her eyes lit up and she said to Sagiri, "By the way, Mr. Erromanga, do you want to play a battle game?"

"……it is good!"

…667…

At this time, Dongfang Bai was swaying on the street outside the door, and he didn't seem to see what Sagiri said fans were protesting, so he walked to Chie Takasago's bookstore with curiosity.

"Mom."

Dongfang Bai saw that the bookstore in front was full of people, and everyone wore protest headscarves such as slogans on their heads. Nine times out of ten, they were all from the Illya party...

"Dongfang-Jun, I'm really bored to death."

Chihui Takasago was relieved when she saw Dongfang Bai coming over. It was the first time that there were so many people in her bookstore, so she couldn't take care of them, and her scalp was numb.

"There are quite a few of these people."

"It's all the fault of the old thief Yakumo. Ilya is so cute, how could he bear it..."

Chihui Takasago clenched her fist, and then slowly released it. She is a relatively rational fan and will not choose to interfere with the author's creation. She can only use the most rational plan to judge what to do.

Although she resents Yakumo Bai, she has nothing to do.

"Why did you call the old thief Yakumo..."

Dongfang Bai's mouth twitched, Takasago Chihui was stunned, and then said, "Don't you know the new title of Teacher Yakumo?"

"New title???".

Chapter 42 The cunning fox 【For automatic subscription】

"Yes, in addition to the previous 'Bayun Brand Codewriter' and 'Legend of the Industry', there are now new titles 'Bayun Old Thief' and 'Blade Man'."

"I can understand from the front, what the **** is the Blade Man."

Dongfang Bai was immediately stunned when he heard this name. These readers are really geniuses, and the blade people have come out.

"If I knew that guy's address, I doubt that a ton of blades could be piled on his doorstep today."

Tomoe Takasago rolled his eyes and said, if the matter of Yakumo Bai is not handled properly, maybe it will really evolve into this situation in the future, and maybe there will be a situation of being intercepted and kidnapped halfway...

After all, it is not that the author was beaten on the road, referring to an old thief.

"Brother, are you also a fan of Fate?"

Dongfang Bai casually asked an old man on the side of the road and asked him a question. With an expression of discovering the same kind, he stood up and looked at Dongfang Bai and said, "That's right, are you too?"

"Hmm... that's it."

The corner of Dongfang Bai's mouth twitched slightly, he couldn't say that he was Yakumo Bai...

"Sure enough, you came here to protest because of the old thief Yakumo? I thought Illya-chan was one of the female protagonists, but... it's gone???"

Speaking of this, the big brother burst into tears, and it could be seen that he was in a very sad mood, and Dongfang Bai patted his shoulder with a sympathetic expression.

"Condolences."

After that, Dongfang Bai asked other people for some information, and then he left the bookstore with a dark face. As expected, he still misestimated the psychological endurance of this world's dead house, and this still needs to be dealt with.

Suddenly, just when Dongfangbai's head was hurting, the writer "Qianshou Village Zheng" posted a tweet on Twitter. The content of this tweet was actually about Fate, and Dongfang Bai didn't expect it.

[Regarding the "Fate" series written by Yakumo-sensei, I think Illya's death has rendered the entire work's appeal. Yakumo-sensei wants to use this to highlight the cruelty of the Holy Grail War, and it also makes the protagonist Shirou's mentality grow. An important point, this is likely to become a foreshadowing, and this is the creation of the creator, our readers can make suggestions, but we cannot interfere too much]

Qianshou Village posted a long speech. As a pillar-level author of the electric shock library in the industry, her words are still very influential, which has made many readers accept this.

"No way..."..."

Dongfang Bai was dumbfounded when he saw Qianshou Village Zheng's words. He didn't worry so much when he wrote it. Although it is true that the protagonist's mentality has grown, it is still mostly evil.

Did this automatically make up for an idea he didn't have at all?

"But I still have to thank Qianshou Village Zheng for sharing a lot of pressure on me. Next time I have the opportunity to thank her in person."

Dongfang Bai sighed slightly, then opened Twitter and also sent a message.

[About the death of Illya is very important, and it will also affect the development of the subsequent plot. Although I am sorry, I cannot change it, but I will introduce different plot lines, different endings, and Illya's exclusive rumors. , thank you for your support]

After this sentence was sent out, the noisy readers on the Internet calmed down, and Qianshou Village Sei and Yakumo Bai explained at the same time, which calmed down the readers very well.

I'm still sad, but it's much better.

[Different plot lines? In other words, do the four female protagonists have lines? ! Just like Galgame! ! Love love love! 】

[Illya's exclusive rumor, forgive you the old thief Yakumo]

[Speaking of which, no one really thinks Touhou Porject is good-looking? I also find this work very interesting! 】

After Illya's turmoil gradually calmed down, everyone's discussion gradually shifted to the plot of "Oriental Porject" and Fate. The top three topics in the hot search were all occupied by Dongfang Bai alone.

"It's finally settled down."

The brain-replenishing tweet sent by Mr. Qianshou Village Sei guessed a bunch of content that Dongfang Bai had not even thought of, and made readers accept the content of this volume.

Dongfang Bai saw that the readers at the bookstore were gradually dispersing, and rubbed his temples, which were a little painful. This matter is finally over, let's go home...

Ding dong.

Dongfang Bai's cell phone suddenly rang, and upon closer inspection, it was actually a call from Kagurazaka Iris. After he connected, there was a voice on the other side of the phone.

"Teacher Yakumo, I didn't expect you to think so much?! I thought you were just having a bad taste, so it has such a deep meaning!"

"'~Ah... um."

The corners of Dongfang Bai's mouth twitched, and he didn't know how to answer for a while. Now it feels like the whole world thinks that he wrote this story is very meaningful...

"Oh, I really worried for nothing, but when did you have such a good relationship with Teacher Qianshou Village, she would actually speak for you."

"No, in fact, I'm not familiar with her at all, and I don't quite understand why she would speak for me..."

Hearing Dongfangbai's words, Kagurazaka Ayame nodded thoughtfully. Sure enough, Dongfangbai is attracting girls all the time? Could it be that even the teacher Qianshou Village Zheng has a good impression of him? !

Karnayuta-sensei, come on...

"But what you said...the rumors have other lines, is that true?"

Kagurazaka Ayame's voice suddenly became a little gloomy. If there were really so-called rumors and other lines, then Dengeki Bunko would really lose a lot.

Because the contract signed by (Wang Wangzhao) at that time is that the copyright of the rumor is all owned by Dongfang Bai, that is to say, if Dengeki Library wants to use it for sale, it has to come back to Dongfang Bai to buy the copyright before it can live.

The little fox is so cunning!

"That's right."

Dongfang Bai's answer made Kagurazaka Iris sigh slightly. This little fox must have already thought about the rumor when he just signed the contract at that time, and he thought so far...