My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

Wugeng Liuli covered her mouth with a chuckle, and stretched out her hand to take the 'Dark Tome' handed over by Dongfang Bai. At this time, Dongfang Bai could clearly feel that the face of Dansheng Gu Senxia in front of him was turning pale at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"I am a true magician who controlled the power of elves five hundred years ago. I am the spirit of all things, and any elemental elves can communicate easily..."

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

When Danshenggu Senxia heard this sentence, she directly covered her ears with her hands, her face turned black, and she kept screaming. The little bird You Liuhua, who had been sitting and drinking tea, glanced at her and said, "Senxia, ​​it's so noisy. ."

"The world is divided into black and white, and as a true magician, I can use the power of spirits to travel between the boundaries of the world at will..."

Wugeng Liuli showed a wicked smile like a little devil. She had no hesitation, and said this sentence clearly. Even if Dansheng Gu Senxia covered her ears, she still couldn't stop the sound from entering. She could only hold her head with both hands and start talking Spin and roll on the ground.

An old patient, Danshenggu.

Dongfang Bai complained inwardly. He didn't expect that Dansheng Gu Senxia, ​​who seemed to be a pure girl, was actually a patient in the ICU's secondary ward in private. The difference between them and Liu Hua was that she discovered the shame of secondary 2.

That's right, everyone will eventually discover the shameful side of Chung-two, and the moment they wake up, they can't help but want to strangle their past self. Except for a few people who have carried out Chun-two for their entire lives, they probably won't die until they die. feel ashamed.

"So ashamed, so ashamed, so ashamed, so ashamed..."

She tried to cover up Wugeng Liuli's muttering with her own voice, but she couldn't do it. She could only spin and roll around on the ground 360 degrees frantically, like a sloppy child.

Seeing this scene made Dongfang Bai think of the famous Chinese novel "Journey to the West", which tells that if Sun Wukong is disobedient, he will be cursed by Sanzang and then roll on the ground in pain.

The current Wugeng Liuli and Danshenggu Senxia are exactly the same as the Tang Seng master and apprentice in Dongfangbai's impression, they are too similar.

"This is really..." The corners of Dongfang Bai's mouth twitched, and she squatted down slightly to look at Dansheng Gu Senxia, ​​who was ashamed to the limit. .

Black cat's bad taste, sure enough, she won't easily show her dark side in front of her.

"It's so miserable, I can't bear to look directly."

Dongfang Bai gave the girl a sympathetic look. He could understand the other party's mood very well, and the dark history she wrote in her second year was told in front of everyone...

It is tantamount to public execution.

As expected of a black cat, she definitely did it on purpose, and the degree of black belly is far less simple than it seems on the surface.

"There are flaws!!"

Dansheng Gu Senxia's eyes lit up, and suddenly he grabbed the 'Dark Holy Book' from Wugeng Liuli's hands, hugged it tightly in his arms, and then opened the window and threw it out without saying a word! !

Whoosh! !

The black super-thick book fell straight into the fountain pool of the school building along the trajectory of the throw. Everyone was stunned at the same time, and was completely immersed in the pool. Even the waterproof thing was probably finished.

Not to mention just paper books.

"Hum...hmph...hahahaha!! Finally...I have been lurking in this fan club for so long, I finally deleted the last 'record'!!!"

Dansheng Gu Senxia laughed unscrupulously and said that she finally achieved her final goal, while Tushou Sanae was lying on the window sill with a sad face and looked at the books that were thrown into the pool outside the window and let out an unwilling shout.

"Damn!! My treasured 'Dark Tome'! You bastard... how dare you!"

There was a mist of water in the eyes of Tushou Sanae, looking at Dansheng Gu Senxia angrily, but the other party waved his hand helplessly, she has already wiped out the black history, she can be said to be relaxed.

"It's a terrible magical power to actually destroy the Dark Tome..." Xiaoniao Liuhua looked at Danshenggu Senxia with a cautious look. Was this guy lurking for so long just to destroy that book? !

"Hmph, just laugh if you want to, it doesn't matter if your identity is exposed, I'm Morisummer! I've already tried my best to delete the records on the Internet, but I didn't expect someone to print them out..."

Dansheng Gu Senxia took a deep breath. When she first saw the physical version of the 'Dark Tome', her heart was cold, and there was still such a stray 'criminal evidence'.

She had clearly left her junior high school and went to school in Toyonozaki, but she still discovered her own dark history. Why? !

Fate is too tricky! .

Chapter 31 I'm going to curse and kill you! ! 【Seeking automatic subscription】

"I really didn't expect you to have such a side, it's really interesting." Wugeng Liuli stretched out a hand beside her cheek and laughed softly, the expression with the slightly raised mouth corners was extremely sarcastic, which made Dansheng Gusen Xia's mouth twitched.

"Humph! It's too late for you to laugh at me now! I've wiped out all the evidence, and Morisummer will disappear completely in the future!! Only me, the current Danshenggu Senxia!"

"There is no one who calls himself to charge now." Dongfang Bai rolled his eyes slightly, he didn't know whether it should be better to tell this matter, if he did, Dongfang Bai was afraid that the girl would faint in situ. .

"Really, a little kid in the middle school actually made me lose so much energy, but now I can finally abandon the dark past and take a new step towards a brand new future!!"

Dansheng Gu Senxia's eyes were full of hope. She seemed to have seen that she was surrounded by friends in the future. She walked out of the middle-secondary period of neurosis and gradually became the current life.

"Well, forget it, if the book is broken, it will be broken."

Suddenly, Tushou Sanae, who had been lying on the window sill looking angrily outside, waved her hand with a nonchalant expression on her face. In fact, she was not very obsessed with the 'Dark Canon'.

"Well, Sanae, I remember you said that you have more than one copy of the Dark Holy Tome?"

"Varied……?!"

Dongfang Bai's words made Dansheng Gu Senxia's face change again. The girl who was relaxed because the evidence had been destroyed, her face became extremely ugly again, and her rosy cheeks had lost all blood. Even others could feel the panic in her heart.

"What does this sentence... yes yes... mean?"

Dansheng Gu Senxia stared at Tushou Sanmiao with a stern face, exuding the light of "killing intent", who knew that the idiot didn't notice her state at all, and still said without caring.

"Humph~ The 'Dark Tome' left by Mr. Morisummer, who replied to my parallel world question a year ago, was originally considered too dangerous by the country and deleted Dusu. Fortunately, I was prepared long ago, and it was already in me before. The original is copied on the computer.” "

"Not only that, I have also copied more than ten copies of the books just now, in order to prevent such accidents from happening~ I must pass on the spirit of Lord Morisummer well desu."

As soon as Tushou Sanmiao finished speaking, Dongfang Bai could see that Dansheng Gu Senxia was sitting on the ground like a withered flower, her body was weak and her hands and feet were cold, no matter how she could not have imagined that this thing actually had a backup.

And there are more than ten physical books!

"By the way, Tushou, did you say before that you plan to make hundreds of copies and distribute them to ordinary people?" Bird You Liuhua, who had been stuffing food into his mouth like a hamster, suddenly said something, which immediately made Danshenggu Senxia's expression even brighter. shit.

"No!! Absolutely not!" Dansheng Gu Senxia's pretty face shrunk into a ball, she rushed over and grabbed Tushou Sanae's shoulders, looking straight at him seriously.

"Huh? What's your business desu...?"

"I am the 'Morisummer' in your mouth!! Now, immediately, immediately, return the 'Dark Holy Book' to my original owner!" Dansheng Gu Senxia gnashed his teeth and looked at the middle school girl in front of him.

If she could, she really wanted to curse the idiot with double ponytails in front of her, and she actually turned over all the dark history that she worked so hard to delete. This was too lethal to her.

Tushou Sanae was stunned for a moment. She didn't believe that the Danshenggu Senxia in front of her was the 'Morisummer' from a year ago, so she didn't pay any attention to her words.

"Hmph, fake Morisummer! Even a guy like you, who smells like a rotten ordinary person, wants to pretend to be Morisummer-sama!?"

Tushou Sanae snorted coldly, causing Dansheng Gu Senxia's mouth to twitch again, she took a deep breath, trying to calm down her emotions.

But it can't be done! !

She has said goodbye to the past, and she can't dig out anything from the past to "prove" herself, right? !

"Little devil, they said that I am Morisummer, hurry up and give me the things!!"

As soon as the words fell, Tushou Sanae avoided her restraint with a swoosh, and then suddenly squatted down and a sliding shovel slid from the bottom of her skirt, which would have been impossible if it wasn't for her petite figure.

"'~ Yay?!"

Dansheng Gu Senxia let out a young girl's exclamation, because the speed of the other party was too fast, and the wind lifted her pleated skirt. Toyonozaki's school uniform skirt was not very long. You can see the fat times...

"Hahaha! What's the matter, a fake Morisummer still wants to catch my Thunder Hammer Desu!!"

Tushou Sanae laughed, and then seemed to be worried that Danshenggu Senxia would catch up again, and ran away in a hurry, extremely fast, and at this time Senxia was not in the mood to chase that guy.

"..."

It's actually pink, and it really has a girlish heart.

Dongfang Bai complained secretly in her heart, and suddenly Dansheng Gu Senxia turned her head sharply, her face was red, her eyes were dripping with tears, she gritted her teeth and shouted at Dongfang Bai angrily: "Did you just see it!?"

Good guy, ten minutes ago, I called my senior (Qian's Zhao), and after revealing my true nature, I called it 'you'... bet...

Dongfang Bai didn't answer, just turned his head slowly, and happened to find Wugeng Liuli squinting at him and said, "Senior Dongfang, it's too late to look back now."

The hidden meaning is that you have seen how fat people are, so what's the point of looking back now.

"Damn, I'm going to curse and kill you!!"

Dansheng Gu Senxia covered her skirt tightly and ran out of the activity room blushing and blushing. It could be seen that no one could stop her now, and of course no one would stop her.

"Um... Cursed to kill, it seems that she will use advanced curse-shaped magic, Danshenggu is really hidden."

Xiaoniaoyou Liuhua nodded solemnly, this guy was completely unaware of the seriousness of the matter, and was still immersed in his own middle and second world.

Chapter 32 Do you want to try cat tail? ! 【Seeking automatic subscription】

"Bai Jiang~ woo woo, my... my..."

During the club activity time, the moment Dongfang Bai opened the door of the light sound department, an unknown creature slammed into his chest. The impact was so strong that he almost couldn't swallow it.

"Hey, Yui!! You're moving lightly, what should you do if you hurt Bai Jun?!" Akiyama Mio, who was sitting in the back, shouted to him in a tone like teaching his own children.

"Hey, is Mio worried about Bai Sang?" Ritsu Tanaka sat upside down on the back chair with slightly raised mouth corners, holding the back of the back chair with both hands, showing a strange smile. As a childhood sweetheart, she would be uncomfortable if she didn't tease Mio for a day. .

"No! Ritsu, do you want to be beaten again?" Akiyama Mio, who was a little embarrassed and angry, waved his fist, frightened Lu Xiao's face turned white, and immediately obediently stopped talking.

"Really, it was noisy as soon as I came here, tell me, what happened to Wei?"

Dongfang Bai let out a helpless sigh, and pulled Ping Zeyu, who was sobbing in his chest, away, so that her tears and snot would not get on his clothes, and touched the fool's head as comfort.

"Ah, it's Yu-senpai's guitar that broke." Azusa Nakano consciously stepped aside, only then did Dongfang Bai see the guitar on the table,

807 "Guitar, is it Ji Tai?" Dongfang Bai said and looked at the 'guitar' on the table. He walked over and found that the problem was a bit big, maybe because he played it too many times and didn't. Repairs have caused a lot of problems with the guitar.

The steel strings of the guitar are all rusted, there is a layer of rust spots on it, and the neck of the guitar above is also twisted, which is caused by the long-term lack of repair. Now the guitar can no longer play the standard tone, and a steel string accidentally will also break.

If this kind of thing breaks, it is dangerous, and it can easily cut people's necks. If it is not repaired at this time, accidents may occur.

"Well, there are indeed some problems..." Dongfang Bai stroked the steel string lightly.

"Wuwu, Bai Jiang, can you fix it..." Ping Ze Yuli looked at her 'jita' with tears in her eyes. She didn't bring her with her except for bathing, and she slept together at other times, including sleeping.

Of course, cherishing is quite cherishing, but this idiot doesn't know what "maintenance" is, which leads to the guitar's appearance.

"But it's too exaggerated that this string is rusted. When was the last time you changed the string?" Tani Zhonglu leaned over his head and took a look, making a shocked sound.

"Eh? So the strings can be replaced?"

"...? How did you play the guitar before?"

Dongfang Bai's pupils shrank, this guy bought the guitar last year, and it has been more than a year since today. How on earth did she manage to play the tune so accurately without changing the strings?

Monster now!

"I can't repair it. I don't have any new guitar strings to replace here, so it's better to go to a special store for repairs. The store where you bought Jitai should be able to repair it." Dongfang Bai said yes After the repair, Ping Zeyu suddenly smiled, and the smile blossomed on his face,

"Okay! Without further ado, let's go to the store quickly!"

"Well, that's right, if we can't do it well, we won't be able to practice." Kotobuki smiled slightly, and everyone nodded at the same time. Anyway, it's up to them to decide what to do during club activities, even if they run out of school. No problem either.

Besides, Yamanaka Sao Kazuko was responsible for the accident... No, she also helped out. If it still doesn't work, the student council will still have one hand covering the sky and adults.

boom!

The door of the light sound department was suddenly opened, and Kazuko Yamanaka stepped in with an excited expression on his face. Because the sound was too loud, Azusa Nakano, who was beside Dongfang Bai, was startled, and she shrank like a kitten. neck down.

She always felt that Yamanaka Kazuko's eyes seemed to be on her as soon as she came in, which was a bit scary.

"Xiao Zi! I brought you a present!"

Yamanaka Kazuko smiled slightly, and took out a black cat ear from behind. The fluff on it was clearly visible. It seemed to be a pretty good quality headgear, along with a long black cat tail.

This is……?

"Eh? Xiao Zuo and what is this?"

Ping Zeyu took a curious look at it, and suddenly her eyes lit up, aren't these cat ears and cat tails, and they are decorations, and they look very cute.

"Hey, it's a gift for Azusa, it seems not bad..."

Even Tanaka Ritsu was a little surprised. Before she could finish speaking, Kazuko Yamanaka ran over to look at Azusa Nakano panting heavily, and handed over the cat ears and cat tail and said, "Try it, Azusa! !"

"Ah? This..."

Azusa Nakano blushed slightly, she took two steps back a little shyly, as if she felt too ashamed to wear cat ears and cat tail decorations, and immediately retorted: "Teacher Yamanaka, although I am very happy to give me a gift , but no one wants to wear such a shy thing?!"

"Well, cute!"

Yamanaka Zuo Kazuko put the black cat ears on Dongfangbai's head without saying a word, which surprised Dongfangbai who had been drinking tea without saying a word.

What are you doing, what are you doing? !

"Wow, Bai Jiang is so handsome!!"