My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

The beginning is about the Matou family and the Tohsaka family. After killing the Illya Party on the front foot, this guy in the corner wants to kill a group of Matou Sakura Party. He is simply not human! !

It doesn't matter if it's just a knife, the release time of this Zero is at 8:00 in the morning, and the animation of Magical Girl Madoka is broadcast at 2:00 in the afternoon, which is just enough time for readers to read the novel and then watch Madoka.

The decapitation of the senior sister in the third episode can be said to break the three views of the entire ACG world of magical girls in one breath, and the second knife is issued one after another. Those who want to see the magical girl after watching Zero myocardial infarction, maybe because the knife directly Died on the spot.

"Speaking of it, I forgot." Dongfang Bai scratched his messy black hair and raised a beautiful arc at the corner of his mouth. He really felt that it would be very interesting to do so, so when the release time was decided, he By the way, he said a word.

I just didn't expect Dengeki Bunko to take him so seriously, and a casual sentence actually became the specific time for the release.

"You will be stabbed to death by those fans like this! Don't forget that you are in a state of 'showing your face' now, be careful someone in Toyozaki tries to stab you to death!"

"It's not, it's not, it's not." Dongfang Bai waved his hand, but his face was a little ugly, and he almost forgot that he had to go to class today. If he was really popular, he might come over and stab him to death.

"Forget it, I still have a piece of news that I didn't tell you this time. FateZero's pre-orders have exceeded 100,000 copies. It seems that the sales volume this time should be very amazing!"

Sure enough, Kagurazaka Ayame's tone couldn't hide this excitement, because the celebrity effect brought by the fame of 'Yakumo White', coupled with the 'Fate' he once wrote was called God's work, this prequel is naturally also attracting attention.

Good guy, the old thief Yakumo, who hasn't written a new work for almost half a year, has published a new book? And is it the predecessor of FateNight? Must see! Must buy! Buy ten copies!

This is the mind of most readers.

"Okay, okay, let me know when the sales on the first day are completely out." Dongfang Bai's tone was full of perfunctory meaning, while Kagurazaka Ayame on the other side of the phone clenched her silver teeth, wishing she could rush over to give this guy a face. Get two punches.

It's still "OK, OK", this is a pre-order book of 100,000 books! Even the official release has not yet started, and a full 100,000 copies have been pre-ordered!

You must know that the latest masterpiece of Dengeki Bunko's latest masterpiece, Chishou Murasei's latest pre-sale record is only 60,000 copies, and the pre-sale book of the Yamada Goblin next door has just exceeded 10,000...

The exaggerated number of Dongfangbai's 100,000 pre-orders made Kagurazaka Iris subconsciously think that the sales volume on this first day may become an astronomical number of 0...

"You! You really have a big heart, okay! Then I'll call you after I have counted the sales on the first day." After speaking, Kagurazaka Ayame quickly hung up the phone and asked Dongfang to be angry. Bai smiled helplessly.

He really didn't feel that his grades were very good. This "God" grade, which other light novel writers could only look up to in the eyes, was just an extra string of numbers in his bank card.

"Okay, it's time to get up..."

Dongfang Bai sat up. Anyway, he was woken up and went back to sleep. It was not his character. He quickly got up to get dressed and washed, and in just a few minutes, he came to the living room.

The beautiful blonde girl in a pink apron skillfully held the spatula to make one delicious food after another, and then carefully placed it in the red bento box.

"Morning, goblin."

"Morning." The Yamada Fairy yawned, with a tear in the corner of her eyes. To be honest, she didn't really sleep well, and getting up early in the morning to make a bento would definitely make her sleepy.

Decided to go back to sleep again later.

"The goblin's cos is great!" Dongfang Bai sat on a chair on the side, while the Yamada goblin sat down facing him, and the goblin's face flushed immediately after his voice.

"Cough cough... eat!"

The Yamada Fairy looked away, trying to hide her shyness by burying her head in breakfast, but this look was quite cute in Dongfang Baiyan's eyes, and she couldn't help but smile.

"Has Xiaobu got up yet?" The Yamada Fairy glanced upstairs. If nothing else happened, the hamster upstairs was still soundly asleep, how could it have gotten up at six in the morning.

"How is it possible, if she can get up so early, I'll stand upside down and drink Coke." Dongfang Bai couldn't help laughing. No one knows his salty fish sister better than him. Even at seven in the morning, she may not be able to get up. Not to mention six o'clock.

"Brother, goblin, good morning." As soon as he finished speaking, Tu Jianbu put on a hamster cloak and walked downstairs slowly.

Oriental White: ? ? ? What the heck, this is too disrespectful.

Chapter 65 Little buried who didn't sleep all night 【For automatic subscription】

"Good morning, brother..." Tuma's long flaxen hair became a little messy, and she didn't have the temperament of the ultimate beautiful girl in school. Now she looks like a house girl at home.

"Your face looks bad, is there any problem?" Dongfang Bai took a sip of coffee and said worriedly. Now Xiaobu's whole face doesn't seem very good.

"..."

Tsuma buried her bitterness in her heart and couldn't tell. She played games at home all day at the ACG Winter Show yesterday, and didn't start getting ready to go to bed until at night, but she couldn't sleep at all because of the voice of the goblin downstairs.

"No problem!" Tsushima buried his face full of vitality and waved his small fists, but the faint dark circles under his eyes were still a bit conspicuous, and he might have to prepare later.

She didn't want to go to school with dark circles under her eyes.

"You look tired, do you need to take a day off?" The Yamada 04 fairy, wearing a red long skirt and white knee-high stockings, asked, completely unaware that she was the culprit.

No, according to the calculation, the real culprit should be Dongfang Bai opposite the Yamada Fairy.

"Huh?" Dongfang Bai was a little stunned when he found that Tuma Mai was staring at him with a trace of resentment in his eyes, but he didn't guess what she was thinking.

"No, no, the winter vacation is coming soon, and the last few days of this year are still going to school...!" Tsushima waved his hand, and in a while, it will be Christmas, and then the much-anticipated 'New Year' will arrive.

She can't wait to buy the newest controller and game console for the new year money!

"Okay, will you go out with me later?" It was rare to see Xiaobu get up so early, and Dongfang Bai showed a smile, planning to call her and the two to go to school together.

"Are you going to school with your brother?! Alright, alright~" Tsushima's eyes lit up, and the resentment just now dissipated.

If it weren't for her being really snooze, she would like to go to school with her brother every day.

"Are you two brothers and sisters going to class together? It's good~" Fairy Yamada sighed. People like her who completed high school courses by themselves in junior high school and then went home to write light novels are still a minority, and most of them are going to old age. Honestly taught.

Xiaobu rushed to the bathroom without saying a word, leaving a sentence: "I'm going to wash first! Brother wait for me!"

"What's the hurry, it's only after six o'clock."

...

dozens of minutes later.

"Xiaobu teammates, get ready!" Tsushima, who was wearing Toyonozaki's special school uniform, showed a bright smile. Xiaobu, who had been completely groomed, stood beside Dongfang Bai as if his whole body was glowing.

Why does the soft flax-colored light gold hair emit such a light? Is it fluorescent powder, or is it an illusion caused by the 'temperament' of Xiaobu's body.

There is always a warm smile on Tsushima's face, no matter who sees this super beautiful girl, they can't help but turn their heads, and Dongfang Bai, who is standing beside her, is the center of the hostile gaze...

"Eh."

The corner of Dongfang Bai's mouth twitched, and the people passing by just walking out of the gate were caught by Xiaobu, and the person who went out with her was hit by all kinds of envious gazes.

"Well, this is a bento, and today's dish is quite good~" The Yamada Fairy handed Dongfang Bai and Xiaomai a bento each, and the students who happened to pass by widened their eyes.

Damn, so envious! Even if this guy can go to school with such a beautiful girl, why is there a bento made by another equally awesome blonde girl.

People are more popular than dead people.

"Thank you fairy, then let's go."

"Be careful on the road~"

Seeing the intimate appearance of the Yamada Goblin and Dongfang Bai, Tsushima couldn't help but puffed out his cheeks. Dongfang Bai couldn't help crying when he saw it, so he could only go to school with her immediately after saying goodbye to the goblin.

"Hum hum hum~~" Walking in the soil in front of Dongfang Bai was a little bit like a child. The distance between the two was only one position, and Xiaobu was able to attract a lot of attention just by walking on the road. force.

"Brother, look at the shop over there!"

"Um?"

Dongfang Bai noticed that Tu Jianbu's eyes suddenly turned to Takasago Bookstore. He had been to this store several times before, and the store manager was also a person who liked light novels quite a bit, but the door was crowded with people early this morning.

There is a big sign next to the door of the store, with the words "FateZero on sale" written on it. There are many students in the line of Toyosaki, and the figure of Soutake Gao can be seen...

Even office workers, these people don't have to go to work, are they waiting in line here to buy books?

"I remember that there are already 100,000 pre-sale copies..." Dongfang Bai muttered to himself, obviously so many pre-sale books have been sold on the Internet, why are there so many people queuing up in the physical store.

"It's all the people who bought my brother's novels!" Tsushima became a little proud, as if she was the one who wrote the light novel, she held her head slightly like a proud little swan, and she was quite loved.

"Have you heard that this Fate prequel written by the old thief Yakumo is said to be of high quality!! If it's not well written, I'll have to find a sack to stuff him in!"

"The quality is high, of course. In addition to the quality, that old thief only has knives and coding speed. In order to prevent knives, I went back last night and watched the clip of Illya's death several times. Now I'm invincible!"

"Are you still human? Fortunately, I'm from the Sakura Party, and the Illya Party next door has already soared above the sky."

The young people at the door of the store began to discuss, all with excited and expectant smiles on their faces, but the words in their mouths made the corners of Dongfang Bai's mouth rise uncontrollably.

"Let's go, Xiaobu, it's time to go to school."

"Brother, aren't we going to buy it??" Tu Jianbu was pulled by Dongfang Bai, and she also wanted to buy a copy of 'Zero' to read. Although the original writers have it, it is still a physical book. OK!

"Stupid, you, that thing was written by your brother, do you still need to buy it?" Dongfang Bai stretched out his index finger and gently flicked on Tu Jianbu's forehead. The painful Xiaobu covered his forehead with his hands and vomited. Fragrant tongue.

[ps: A new book is released this week ah ah ah].

Chapter 66 I am not sour, I am not sour 【For automatic subscription】

A few minutes later, Dongfang Shiro and Tsushima Mai walked slowly to the door of Toyozaki High School. The two walked unhurriedly, because it was still early, so there was no need to panic.

Tu Jianbu, with long flax-colored light blond hair, held a Sixi ball in his hand. This kind of glutinous rice ball was very sweet and greasy. Dongfangbai was not used to eating it, but Xiaobu liked it.

She had just eaten breakfast, but Tujian could still eat meatballs. She ate so many sweets that she wouldn't worry about whether she would gain weight or not.

It should be that Xiaobu has the kind of 'not easy to fat' physique. Even if she is lying at home and drinking high-sugar fat house happy water plus high-calorie potato chips and a lot of snacks every day, her figure is still perfect and not affected even a bit. a cent.

"Eat so many sweets and be careful of tooth decay. If your teeth are broken, you will suffer." Dongfang Bai opened his mouth and reminded that Xiaobu, who often eats sweets, is indeed very prone to tooth decay.

Neon's dentistry is a bit terrifying. In China, at least two injections of anesthesia can be given, but Neon's electric drill can be drilled directly, and root canal treatment can make people hurt directly.

"...Ugh!" Xiaobu's face turned pale, the good mood she had just gained from eating sweets disappeared instantly, and she looked at the ball in her hand with a little fear. She had been to the dentist, and of course she knew what it was like.

Those who have been there once will probably never want to go there in their lifetime! !

"There's one left, Xiaobu dare not eat it..." Xiaobu looked at the last ball of sweet **** on the skewer in her hand, a little reluctant, but her good education made her very clear that food should not be wasted.

"Oh, I really got you."

Dongfang Bai sighed lightly, took two steps forward and leaned over, Xiaobu's eyes lit up, he immediately understood what he meant, and put the ball in his hand to Dongfang Bai's mouth to feed him.

Biting down on the meatballs in one bite, the sweetness is really a bit high, he still doesn't understand why Xiaobu likes to eat this kind of thing.

"Damn it! It's that guy again, today it's the goddess of the first grade feeding him..."..."

"I'm not sour, I'm not sour, I'm not envious..."

Because it was almost at the gate of Toyozaki, there were already many students who came to school from this road at the gate, and some boys began to grit their teeth again when they saw Dongfang Bai's "state".

"...I saw such an interesting scene early in the morning."

A familiar soft female voice came from behind, Dongfang Bai couldn't help but look back and almost didn't see anyone, because of his height and the proximity of the other party, he almost couldn't see the other party.

A girl with long black night hair held her schoolbag in front of her with both hands, raised her head slightly to look in the direction of Dongfang Bai, her face was quite calm, making it completely unclear what she was thinking.

"Liu Li sauce~" Tsushima smiled, and it really was Wugen Liuli. It was the first time she bumped into each other at the school gate. Every time Wugen Liuli arrived at the classroom very early.

Because she got up early today, I can only meet her.

"Student Tuma, early, and senior Dongfang too."

Wugeng Liuli frowned, and sure enough, she was a little bit overwhelmed by people who were too enthusiastic. The nature of the dead house was hidden in her body, and social phobia was basically a dead house.

If it weren't for the fact that Maki was Dongfang Bai's younger sister, Wugeng Liuli felt that she might not have had any dealings with her for three years in high school...

"Black cat, did you go to the ACG venue yesterday?" Dongfang Bai glanced around, then lowered his voice and asked Wugeng Liuli.

"Go, but because there are too many people, I can't squeeze into the team of Yakumo-sensei..."

Wugeng Liuli shook her head. She went with Takasaka Tono and Saori yesterday afternoon, but she came late, and the games sold by Dongfangbai had already been looted.

"I can get some for you if you want."

"Thank you so much!"

Wugeng Liuli smiled, not only she wanted it, but also Kosaka Kirino and Saori. This is a game produced by the most luxurious lineup in the ACG world right now!

For the dead mansion, it can be described as 'holy relic'.

"Buried... classmate." A young girl with short rose-red hair trotted past Ali from behind, her expression showing a hint of joy.

"Eina~" Tsushima also responded with a smile.

This girl is Hailao's famous dish, and she had a great impression on Dongfang Bai, including other places.

"Big brother, big brother... Tuma-san's big brother, good morning!"

Hai Laoming's face began to turn red the moment he saw Dongfang Bai standing beside him. Usually, she and Xiaobu went home together, but this was the first time they met Xiaomai and Dongfang Bai on the road.

For a moment, my brain was buzzing, and I couldn't think.

"'~ Good morning, Hai Laoming." Dongfang Bai smiled slightly and greeted her. He had just finished speaking, and the red-haired girl in front of him was even more ruddy, and even with his head down, he couldn't seem to see his toes.

"Your face is a little red, is it okay?"