My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

[Good bro, my friend Chun Ying Dang, just after reading the first book, the whole person almost lost his breath. Before I bought it, I said that the old thief Yakumo has no knives to feed, and the result is the first The mouth is the beheading knife]

[Matsuo Dirty Inkstone nmsl, nsml, nmsl hear? 】

[Fuck, although the old bug deserves to die, isn't it the old thief Yakumo who should be scolded the most? 】

At first, the wind direction on the post bar was crying and screaming that Matou Sakura died suddenly. The Sakura Party has already gone directly to the rooftop. The Sakura Party who laughed at the Illya Party before now can't wait to hug the next door Illya Party and kiss them.

But because the knife is too sharp and sudden, it can be said that it pierced directly into the heart. Now both Twitter and Tieba posts and Twitter are being refreshed like crazy. Comments on Twitter are rising by hundreds every second, and Tieba posts are refreshed several times. new post.

It can be said that half of the neon Internet is now spreading this incident. Those who know it are crying and yelling at the old thief, and those who don't know it are strange, but they still follow the crowd to scold the old thief.

So this scene happened.

As long as you open a post at will, even if it is completely unrelated to ACG, you can always find a precise sentence in the post [Yayunbai NMSL].

"Pfft."

Just as Dongfang Baihe was staring at the phone with a dark face, a chuckle came from behind him. He didn't expect Megumi Kato to be flipping through Twitter with his phone, and nine times out of ten, he saw the same content as him.

"benefit……"

Dongfang Bai said softly, I didn't expect that Kato Megumi would also fail to learn under his influence, and actually flipped Twitter on his mobile phone in class. Although this session was a self-study, it was impossible for Kato Megumi to play with a mobile phone before. .

"Huh? What's wrong, Bai Jun?"

Kato Megumi showed a shallow smile, and the smile was so flat that people couldn't tell her inner thoughts, but Dongfang Bai guessed that she must be secretly laughing.

On Twitter, scolding Yakumo Bai has made jokes.

"What I was worried about still happened..." Dongfang Bai sighed lightly. Sure enough, this "FateZero" will look like this after it is released. It seems that the curse of the black cat has really succeeded.

What should I do, will I really bleed to my death? Dongfang Bai thought to himself.

Then he gave up looking at the post bar and turned to read the news on Twitter. Suddenly, his follower account was updated. He paused slightly and opened his follower list.

If you guessed correctly, it seems that there are only a few people on the follow list of Yakumobai's account. Dongfangbai looked carefully and it turned out that it was sent by the account 'Kashiwagi Eri'.

[Eri Kashiwagi: The old thief of Yakumo lost his conscience]

Seeing this sentence, Dongfang Bai raised the corner of his mouth, and he could already imagine the funny appearance of a certain blond with two ponytails sitting in the health room, gnashing his teeth and holding his mobile phone....

This is indeed the case.

"Bastard **** bastard..." Ying Riri gritted her teeth and sat alone in the health room. Until now, she has not seen the appearance of the health care teacher, so she can relieve her boredom by taking out light novels with confidence.

The girl is holding an exquisite black-skinned light novel in her hand. On the cover is the heroic spirit headed by Arturia. This is the new Yakumo white work just released by "FateZero".

As for why she can get the book now.

She is Yingri Kashiwagi. It's not difficult to get a copy from the Dengeki Bunko. If she hadn't been embarrassed to go to Dongfang Bai to ask for it, she would have gotten the finished light novel three days ago.

"Sakura, woohoo..."

Ying Lili wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes with her sleeves. She was too emotional and still couldn't change. You must know that when Dongfang Bai recommended her to read "The Silver Season" written by Kerr Nayuta, she cried two rolls of paper. ...

For a while, she got up and asked her to go to Twitter to post a sentence. At this time, Yingri Kashiwagi seemed to be a leader. Following her tweet, many familiar tweets followed one after another.

[Eromanga: Yakumo-sensei is not a human being]

[Black Cat: Yakumo-sensei is still not a human being (laughs)] 4.8

[Yamada Fairy: You are looking here! JO... No, old thief Yakumo! 】

What the **** is the Yamada Fairy following along? Didn't she read the plot in advance before the original manuscript of "Zero" by Dongfang Bai was handed in?

"The goblin definitely seeks personal gain from the public." Dongfang Bai squinted his eyes and complained. It is estimated that the other party wanted to take the opportunity to avenge his 'revenge' for bullying her these days, so he just scolded himself among a group of authors.

Dongfang Bai couldn't help laughing, but he didn't say anything. It was obviously still during school and work hours, but the tweet actually exploded like this. The ghost knows what the Internet will look like when the third episode of Magical Girl Madoka is broadcast in the afternoon.

This wave, this wave is a double bombardment.

Chapter 70 Sleepy Literary Girl 【For automatic subscription】

"Hey hey...Chocolate~" Just as Dongfang Bai was flipping through Twitter, Fumi Nao Furuhashi was sitting on a chair motionless, and a sliver of crystal water dripped slowly.

Self-study class is the quietest time, plus the weather is good, such a comfortable environment, it will naturally make Guqiao Funna gradually sleepy, and fall asleep easily when he just lays down.

Coupled with yesterday's part-time job, she was very tired today. She got up late in the morning, so she didn't eat breakfast and ran straight to the school. In class, she slept soundly despite being hungry and sleepy.

"Is there no problem...?" Dongfang Bai was sweating coldly, watching the other person's small head swaying up and down gently. If he was not careful, he might fall down.

"Baijun..." Guqiao Fumi was muttering to himself in the dream, and the voice he whispered was very soft, and the tone completely different from usual made Dongfang Bai stunned for a few seconds.

pat...

Because the two people's seats are relatively close, the girl's head slowly shook little by little, and finally the little head leaned over gently.

Dongfang Bai was stunned for a while, and he didn't know what to do for a while, so he could only let the other party lean on him like this.

"The sleeping position is really bad... 04" Dongfang Bai sighed lightly, and didn't move the other person's head away. If she accidentally moved, she might wake her up, but the slap in the corner of the other side's mouth looked very dangerous.

This should be quite interesting for those who have a crush on Furuhashi Fumino, the 'literary princess', to see this scene.

Fumino Furuhashi is worthy of being a popular figure of Toyonozaki, a famous Tokyo beauty school. There was a faint blush on her delicate and fair cheeks, her slender eyelashes trembled gently, and suddenly her expression slowly changed.

The cute little face seemed to be dreaming of something good, and showed a rather happy smile. This smile was peaceful and cute, making Dongfang Bai want to take out his mobile phone and sneak a photo.

"..."

Suddenly he found that Kato Megumi, who was behind him, kept smiling and looking in this direction, Dongfang Bai took back his mobile phone without changing his face, no, why did he take back his mobile phone just now...?

Why did I feel like I was caught on the spot by my wife just now? !

But fortunately, everyone was studying quietly, and they didn't notice the situation in the corner of the classroom, so Dongfang Bai was relieved, otherwise, if he was seen, rumors would spread.

This morning has been enough for him to complain, if there is another wave of rumors about Fumano Fumio, he will definitely immediately bear the name of 'foot on two boats, scum among scum'.

"Hui, you know..."

Just when Dongfang Bai opened his mouth to ask, Kato Megumi, who was at the back, put a slender finger on his lips and smiled, apparently telling him to be quieter or he would wake Furuhashi Fumano.

Now Dongfang Bai's body can be said to be stiff, because Kato Megumi is at the back, and Furuhashi Fumi is approaching from his right. He has to be careful when he wants to talk to Kato Megumi, for fear of turning around and letting Fumi Nao He fell to the ground.

But because of this, his current state is a bit funny, and Kato Megumi, who is behind him, is always smiling.

"Cough, Megumi, do you know what happened to Wen Nai recently? I feel like she gets sleepy every morning." Dongfang Bai lowered his voice this time and asked Kato Megumi.

She seemed to have said last week that she had something to do after school, and she was the first to leave after school recently... Could it be that she has something very important recently?

"I don't know, but she does look a little sleepy every day." Kato Megumi shook her head slightly, she didn't know the specifics, and every time she asked her, she would smile and fool her.

This made Megumi Kato a little lost. She felt that since she was her friend, Fumano Furuhashi could tell her anything and any difficulties, and there was no need to hide.

"Is that so..." Dongfang Bai touched his chin, and sure enough, Guqiao Wennai has something to do secretly. He is sleepy every day, it must be physical work, is it part-time work?

No, the Furuhashi family is considered a wealthy family after all. Her parents seem to be professors, and her family may not be comparable to the noble life of Ying Lili, but it is not far behind.

So why does she need to work?

"Mei, I'll keep an eye out, and I'll let you know when there's progress." Dongfang Bai said softly to Kato Megumi, which made Kato Megumi nodded with a smile.

If you talk to Megumi Kato, no matter what troubles she has, it seems that it will disappear quickly, and she also cares about the people around her very much, so that's why she cares about Fumino so much.

"Huh..." Suddenly, Fumina Guqiao, who was beside her shoulders, twitched her brows and eyelashes, and slowly opened her eyes. She felt very warm just now, so she slept very comfortably, and she slowly raised her head.

The blue long straight girl who raised her head looked straight at Dongfang's white and black eyes with a sleepy expression that didn't wake up. After a long while, the girl finally reacted.

"Wow ah..."

Guqiao Wennai's face was flushed, and just as he was about to cry out, Dongfang Bai immediately made a quiet gesture with a dark face, she instantly understood and quickly stopped her voice.

It's so dangerous, she almost shouted out just now, but fortunately she responded in time!

Fumio Furuhashi looked around with a flustered expression. The other students seemed to be focusing on their own affairs and did not notice the movement of the two people in the back row.

Of course, it would be impossible to say that no one found out.

Kashima, not far away, slammed two sips of boiling water, her face flushed from the heat, but her heart was filled with joy, what did she just see? ! The president of her Guqiao Wennai Support Club just saw Princess Wennai leaning on Dongfang Bai's shoulder...

God, the most important thing is that Dongfang Bai has not pushed the other party away, but 'gently' held her waist and the two of them looked intimate. Has the relationship between the two of them been so good? !

"It's too late to eat." Kashima gave a thumbs up. Has he finally succeeded after a year of hard work? Although he heard rumors of golden retrievers and twin tails in the morning, Wen Nai is still better.

The so-called passers-by's perspectives are completely different, and it is impossible for Guqiao Funno and Dongfang Bai to think that they actually look like this in other people's perspectives.

Chapter 71 Do you want to stay for one night 【For automatic subscription】

"Baibaibai...Baijun! I'm very sorry, but I fell asleep accidentally." Guqiao Wennai's pale golden eyes almost lost focus, and the whole person frantically shook his head and waved his hands. He was so anxious that he even bitten. tongue.

What did she just do? She had been leaning on each other's shoulders to sleep just now, and she had slept for so long, did he keep leaning on her?

I want to die...

Fumio Furuhashi covered her face. She already thought she was an 'old lover'. Although she had never been in love, she had read a lot of girls' cartoons, and used to laugh at the girls in those cartoons. How could this happen in reality? kind of things happen.

As a result, it really happened today, and it happened to her!

"It's alright, alright." Dongfang Bai waved his hand indifferently. It would be better to say that after the girl had leaned on him for so long, he could really feel Furuhashi Fumano's slender figure.

She says she is fat all day, but she is not fat at all, rather she is very thin.

"By the way, you..." Dongfang Bai stretched out his hand and pointed at the corner of her mouth. This hint instantly made Fumi no Guqiao, who had just calmed down, hum in his head, and stopped thinking for a while.

I...I drooled again in my sleep? ! And it's been seen again! ?

Fumio Furuhashi's mind was blank, and there was only one sentence left. He hurriedly wiped the corners of his mouth with his sleeves, but nothing happened, and there were no water stains.

Come on, I was deceived.

"Bai Jun!!"

Guqiao Wennai stared at him a little embarrassed, and Dongfang Bai immediately apologized. In fact, he had already wiped her clean with a tissue when she fell asleep. He just said that he just wanted to make fun of the other party.

If this made her know that she was drooling while sleeping... no, if she was seen by Megumi Kato behind her, she might just rush out of the classroom in shame.

After a while, Fuminai Guqiao calmed down. After calming down, she apologized to Dongfang Bai again: "Thank you Bai Jun! I fell asleep accidentally, thank you for letting me rely on me for so long~". "

"You don't need to thank me, others can't be trusted if they want to be trusted." Dongfang Bai's casual remark made Guqiao Wennai's calm mood rise again.

"By the way, Wen Nai, what happened to you recently?"

"Eh?"

Dongfang Bai's sudden question left Guqiao Funnao stunned, not knowing how to answer for a while. She scratched her cheek with a nonchalant expression and said, "Ah, this..."

"Actually, I stayed up late to read the novel last night! That's right! I stayed up late to read the novel and woke up late in the morning, so I was sleepy. I'm sorry." .

Although she thinks that her "acting skills" can fool her, it is too easy to see through in front of Dongfang Bai, and she is obviously bullshitting.

"That's it, but you should also pay attention to rest." Dongfang Bai glanced at Kato Megumi behind him. It seemed that Furuhashi Fumi really didn't intend to tell the truth. There should be something unspeakable.

If she really didn't want to be known, he wouldn't go looking for the other party's secret, but it felt so unusual.

"Mmmm!" Fumano Furuhashi nodded earnestly, then whispered and set his eyes on the exercise book.

...

Because most of them were self-study, I felt that the whole day of classes flew by very quickly. When he was about to finish school, Fumano Furuhashi suddenly stood up and said, "Ah, I suddenly remembered that the rice at home hasn't been cooked yet! Bai Junhui sauce, I'll go back first!"

After saying this, Fumano Furuhashi fled as if flying, and the speed was bizarre. Only Dongfang Bai and Kato Megumi glanced at each other and nodded to each other.

"I remember Wen Nai, she doesn't seem to know how to cook."

"Well, in cooking class you can even cut your fingers when chopping vegetables."

The corner of Dongfang Bai's mouth twitched. This reason was too casual. Anyway, let's change it to a more credible reason. Just as he was about to catch up, he bumped into a familiar petite figure.

"Senior Oriental?"

"Azu?" The black-haired double ponytail that appeared in front of Dongfang Bai was naturally Azusa Nakano. She was carrying a guitar behind her back. After staring at Dongfang Bai for a while, her face began to turn red involuntarily.

I am afraid that I remembered what happened before, and now I am a little embarrassed.

"Why are you here...?"

As soon as Dongfang Bai asked, he found that several other people from the Qingyin Department came from behind. When Hirazawa saw him, his eyes lit up and he tried to pounce, but Akiyama Mio, who was already prepared, stretched out his hand and pulled her.

"Why are you all here?"

"'~ Baijiang Baijiang, didn't we say we were going to have a Christmas party together? It's almost Christmas!"