My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

"Hahaha~ Don't worry, Ernie-chan has gone out now, what we do next~ He won't know at all! How about it, this is an imported chocolate bar, and it uses high-grade cocoa beans... "

With a seductive tone, Tsushima quietly leaned into Kasuga's ear and said, the silver-white-haired girl lowered her head, and then glanced at the snacks dangling in her hand.

Anyway, his purpose is to make that Dongfang Bai hate her and reveal his true colors, so he only needs to do things that make him feel troublesome, right?

Kasuga Ye Qiong, who had just found a reason in his heart, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, slowly stretched out his white and tender arm, and grabbed the snack in Xiaobu's hand.

"What's the matter, what are you still worried about~ Sa Xiaoqiong, are you going to eat chocolate or potato "Nine Nine Three" slices first, or let the sweet and salty taste intertwined in your mouth to experience the unique charm of snacks~"

Tsushima waved the snack in her hand with an intoxicated expression on her face. She didn't notice that the air was quiet at all. Even Kasuga Nozomi, who had just stretched out her hand, silently retracted her hand, and then turned her head back to continue watching with a quiet expression on her face. television.

"Huh? What's wrong?"

"Since Xiaomai wants to feel the charm of snacks so much?"

A devilish whisper sounded in the ears buried in the earth, and the long-haired girl with milky orange felt the special heat, her delicate body trembled, and she turned her head tremblingly, even though her little face was pale with fright, Nor does it do anything useful to the state of affairs.

On the side, there is Dongfang Bai with a 'kind' smile. The corners of his mouth are raised, and his eyes are squinted into a smile. Although he has seen such a smile many times before, this time is different...

The light and gentle temperament of Dongfang Bai disappeared, replaced by a terrifying gloom, and his face turned black, making this smile extremely terrifying.

"Brother...why did you come back?"

"Ah, I just forgot to take my phone, so I turned my head." Dongfang Bai said, and flashed the phone in his hand beside the earthen burial.

"Brother!! You, listen to my explanation, it's not what you think!"

"Oh? Explain what?"

Hearing Dongfang Bai's voice, Tsushima shivered with fright, with a look of panic, she was already at a loss, and now Dongfang Bai's smile was so terrifying that she couldn't even say a word.

"Starting today, snacks will be halved."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh..." Tsushima realized that her snacks would definitely disappear in this way, she hugged Dongfang Bai's chest with a crying face, then frantically went to Tears and snot on his chest...

"Fuck, stay away from me, I'm going to go out later...!!" Dongfang Bai was so frightened that he uttered foul language. He wanted to push Xiaobu in his arms away, but the other party was dead. I grabbed his waist and couldn't push it away.

"I don't want it! Unless you promise to forgive me this time, this is Xiaobu's lifelong request!!"

"Okay, go away!" Dongfang Bai reluctantly agreed to her, and finally pushed the guy away from him. He glanced at his sweater, and was completely soaked by Xiaobu's tears.

How did this guy cry so many tears all of a sudden? Sure enough, women are made of water, and girls are no exception?

"I like Oni-chan the most!" Tsushima wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and immediately burst into laughter. Seeing her look a little silly, Dongfang Bai sighed lightly, and let it go.

"If you secretly eat snacks next time, it will definitely be confiscated from you. There is also Qiong, I said to watch her a little bit." Dongfang Bai put one hand on his hip and put one hand on his forehead. Still staring at the TV.

She is trying her best to hide the fact that she also wants to steal it. In fact, she almost reached out and grabbed the snack, but she saw Dongfang Bai walking through the door not far away, so she subconsciously took it back. hand.

She didn't know why she withdrew her hand... She clearly wanted to make the other party hate her.

"Then I'm really going to go out this time, but I have to change my clothes..." Dongfang Bai glanced at his clothes. If he just wore them out like this, the black cat would die of laughter, so it would be better to change.

"Let's leave this to Xiaobu! Big brother, although you are handsome, your taste in clothes is really average..." Tsushima patted his chest and said with a proud expression on his face.

"Are you complimenting me or hurting me..." Dongfang Bai's expression darkened, although he really didn't have a good taste in choosing clothes, but it wasn't as exaggerated as Xiaobu said.

"Humph, I bought some nice clothes for you when I went shopping with the goblin. I originally planned to wear them when you came back today, but I just took them out in advance."

Xiaobu said, pulling Dongfang Bai into his direction with a smile, Kasuga Ye Qiong slightly tilted her head, although she was very concerned about what happened there, but her self-esteem kept her from moving...

After a while.

"Dangdangdang~" Xiaobu opened his hands and pushed Dongfang Bai out.

"...!" Kasuga Ye Qiong slightly opened his mouth, somewhat startled.

The current Dongfang Bai scratched his cheeks embarrassedly. All the previous clothes were replaced. The clothes that replaced the wet sweater was a long trench coat with black background and white pattern, and dark blue denim under his body. Pants with brown boots.

Because Dongfang Bai's figure is very slender, this trench coat makes his figure look better, and with that face, no matter how you look at it, he is a handsome b.

4.8 "How about Xiao Qiong, isn't he super handsome!" Xiaobu was very confident and showed off towards Kasuga Ye Qiong with light in his eyes. The silver-haired girl nodded habitually without even reacting.

Because the change is so fast, if the former Dongfang Bai was like a handsome big brother next door, now he is like a popular actor with outstanding appearance and temperament.

Sure enough, people also depend on clothes, Kasuga Ye Qiong sighed in his heart.

"Oni-chan, look, even Qiong agrees. Oh, the clothes I picked with the goblin are good, right?" Xiaobu turned around Dongfang Bai twice, joking, but she has been asked by various scouts many times if she wants to be a scout. Celebrities and models also have a very high taste in clothes.

Dressing up a Dongfang Bai with a good figure, good looks and temperament is not easy.

Chapter 95 The Fallen Saint 'God Cat' 【For automatic subscription】

"It's really not bad." Dongfang Bai nodded in agreement. He didn't even think that changing clothes would be really good. He just had to go out on a date.

"Hee hee~ Then Ernie-chan, Xiaobu has helped you put on such beautiful clothes, shouldn't you blame Xiaobu again?"

"Come on, aren't you the culprit of the wet clothes?" Dongfang Bai rolled his eyes and muttered, and reached out his hand to lightly tap her forehead, which caused the girl to stick her tongue out playfully.

"..." Kasuga Ye Qiong sat on the side, she secretly looked at this side with her side eyes, watching the interaction between Dongfang Bai and Tu Jianbu, and suddenly felt a little envious for some reason.

envy what? That's someone's brother, she can do it alone.

"Huh, then I'm really going out this time, you two remember to have breakfast later." Dongfang Bai reached out and touched the long smooth hair buried in the earth, and warned her.

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"Yeah! Don't worry, leave it to me, Oni-chan!" Tsushima nodded as if he had received the order, and Dongfang Bai was relieved to see her appearance.

click~

After Dongfang Bai finished speaking, he left immediately. There was a slight noise from the door lock, and Tsujima sank all of a sudden. He sat next to Kasuga Ye Qiong and said with a lingering expression on his face: "It's okay, my snacks are almost gone. It was halved, but fortunately, I used the coquettish method to get past it."

"Don't you feel ashamed when you look like that?" Kasuga Ye Qiong suddenly said, making Tujian buried a little strange.

"Shame? Why...?"

"People who are already that old are still coquettish with your brother..."

"No~" Tsushima said casually, holding the back of his head with his hands indifferently, Kasuga Ye Qiong looked at her in surprise.

"Isn't it normal to be coquettish with my brother? Besides, he is also Qiong's brother. You can try it too! I'll tell you it's super easy to use, and once in a while, the effect is superb!" Tu Jianbu shook two white and tender long hair legs, and said with a smile.

"My... brother?" Kasuga Ye Qiong widened his black eyes and lowered his head casually. The bangs on his forehead covered his eyes, making her expression invisible.

...

"Let's see, it's still quite early, and the black cat actually chose to go out early in the morning..." Dongfang Bai smiled helplessly, but he could also understand what Wugeng Liuli was thinking, because there were goblins and Hui, Of course, the black cat will seize every opportunity to be with Dongfang Bai.

Therefore, the date will choose to go out earlier to ensure more time with Dongfang Bai. How could he not see this kind of careful thinking?

"So, my girlfriend is really cute~" Dongfang Bai sighed and walked towards the place agreed by the two of them. As soon as he reached the fountain in Chiba Park, his pace stopped as if he was stuck. down.

something is wrong...

Dongfang Bai's expression was quite subtle. He looked straight ahead, and in front of the fountain, a girl in a fancy dress, wearing a pure white background and a long dress with pink ribbons and silk edges, was standing in a strange posture. The entrance to the fountain.

Fortunately, there was no one here in the morning, so no one noticed this girl in fancy clothes.

"It's too embarrassing..." Dongfang Bai glanced around with an embarrassed expression, and chose to walk over after finding that there was no one.

"Senior God, good morning."

Wugeng Liuli raised the corner of her mouth and greeted Dongfang Bai with a smile of 'Middle Second'. Because she was much closer than before, Dongfang Bai could observe her clothes carefully.

A long dress with pink satin ribbons and silk edges on a pure white background. Snow-white with a hint of ruddy shoulders and upper arms exposed. The arms are tied with long sleeves with a white background and a ribbon. The purple color on the head is often worn. The bottom end of the rose headdress also turned white, and the feet were light purple ribbon boots.

The most outrageous is the luxurious rose ornament on the chest, plus the two small snow-white wings on the back waist, and the white mask on half of the face.

"Let's not talk about this dress, what's the matter with your posture?" Dongfang Bai threw out all the miscellaneous thoughts in his head, and seriously complained about the black long straight girl in front of him.

"Don't you know, senior, this is one of the most commonly used poses in "Jojo's Bizarre Adventure", as Chef Jo, don't you know it?"

"Of course I know, I mean, black cat, why do you appear here wearing this outfit and this posture." Dongfang Bai complained with black lines all over his head.

A thousand miles away, I could feel the shame coming towards me. If it was someone else, I would definitely pretend I didn't know her and turn around and leave.

"Hmph~ I'm not a 'black cat'. Now, I have combined the power of holiness and the power of darkness in my body. I am the incarnation of black and white, the 'Falling Sacred Cat'!!"

The black long straight girl took off the mask on her right face, revealing her right eye with 'beautiful contact lenses'. The contrast between the golden right eye and the wine red left eye was quite subtle.

As expected of a club with Xiaoniaoyou Liuhua, even the black cat has been infected with the attributes of the 'Evil King's True Eye'?

"Well, black cat, although you have 993 points of weirdness today, it's still quite cute." Dongfang Bai smiled and reached out and touched the girl's cheek, Wugeng Liuli's face flushed instantly, and she stepped back in a panic and retorted.

"It's said that I'm not a black cat, I'm a fallen saint..."

"Mmmm, the fallen saint after being reincarnated from a dark witch into a holy angel, right, your demon king Lucifer has also become a seraph today."

Dongfang Bai suddenly felt that she was in the middle of the second, and she actually accompany her to the second.

"That's right! Lucifer's predecessor before his fall was indeed an archangel...! Hehehe~ As expected of the man who signed the Eternal Sign contract with me, even this aspect is so unified~"

"Well, this look is also very cute." Dongfang Bai smiled, and added in his heart, "It's a lot more astringent than before".

"Huh...it made my heart skip a beat for a while, I thought you wouldn't like it, senior..." Wugeng Liuli breathed a sigh of relief, and then showed a beautiful smile.

I remember that she often appeared in front of Dongfang Bai as a 'white cat' at the very beginning, and after she was praised as 'cute', she added a 'power of holiness' to her settings.

Chapter 96 The girl's black cat 【For automatic subscription】

"By the way, senior, where do you think I'm cute?" Wugeng Liuli's pretty face was slightly red, and she put her hands on her hips in a posture, holding her head high, as if she wanted Dongfang Bai to see her appearance carefully.

"Well, black cat, you stretch out your hands and raise them above your head, with your fists facing down." Dongfang Bai glanced up and down, then touched his chin and said.

"Is this...is that so?" Although Wugeng Liuli was a little puzzled, he raised his hands slightly according to his words, and raised them into fists from left to right. At this time, Dongfang Bai spoke again.

"Then read 'meow' to me~"

"Meow~...? Huh?" Wugeng Liuli didn't react for a long time, and suddenly realized that she had just put on a cat pose, and she really listened to Dongfang Bai's words and learned a cat meow, she reacted immediately with a small face Blinking red, he looked over with a hint of anger.

"Senior! Are you laughing at me?"

"No, no, it's just that black cats are cute no matter how they look, so I can't help but want to tease them." Dongfang Baiqiang held back his smile and said with a serious index finger.

"For the sake of what you said, I can barely believe it, then let's go." Wugeng Liuli hugged her chest with both hands, then turned around and walked behind her.

In fact, Dongfang Bai just now saw that she was wearing a small and cute collar on her slender neck. When matching her outfit, it really looked like a kitten, so she couldn't help teasing her.

"Speaking of which, Black Cat, have you received what I asked Sister Changpu to give you yesterday?"

"Well, senior is talking about the new light novel of fate's rumored new work. It has your autograph on it, and I even posted it on Twitter." Wugeng Liuli showed a charming smile and shook it at him. Shake your phone.

"You actually posted it on Twitter to show off~". Dongfang Bai chuckled lightly, took her phone and looked at it, the corners of his mouth began to twitch.

[Falling Saint Black Cat: The autographed version of the new work given by Mr. Yayun, I have been looking forward to it for a long time, and finally I received it from @白木英丽@夏世子@可儿南宇多]

The picture below shows Dongfang Bai's autographed book and a white and tender hand holding the book. Of course, Dongfang Bai, who has been holding his girlfriend for a long time, can tell at a glance that this is the hand of a black cat.

To show off, just show off, the black cat actually went to @Ying Lili and Shiyu-senpai, even with Kerr Nayuta, they were clicked, the other party will have a notification, and they are all paying attention to each other. , so this notification will be particularly prominent.

"Oops..." Dongfang Bai looked helpless. Presumably Ying Lili and Shi Yu-senpai who saw this news must be half-dead with anger, although he said that he also asked Sister Iris to give them a copy of the autographed new work. I just don't know if I have received it.

It's good to say that if you receive it, you will be a little angry at most. If you don't receive it, with Yingli Li's character, it is definitely a word of vinegar, and she rushed directly from her house to Dongfang Bai's house in the evening to ask why she didn't have her share.

And the comments below are more interesting than the other.

[This hand... Sure enough, Teacher Black Cat is also a real girl? There are so many beautiful girl writers in this world? It's impossible...]

[It is now known that 'Yamada Goblin', 'Falling Saint Black Cat' 'Kasumi Shiko' 'Ker Nayuta' are all female writers, and have a close relationship with the old thief Yakumo, Black Cat teacher @Kashiwagi Yingri teacher, It's impossible that Kashiwagi-sensei is also a girl...]

[Don't say it, it's really possible. If it wasn't for the tweets that Mr. Yamada was dating the old thief Yakumo, I wouldn't believe that the little h-writer was a beautiful girl.]

[Isn't the place you are concerned about the relationship between Teacher Black Cat and the old thief Yakumo? 】

Some analysts have already begun to analyze the real gender of Ying Lili, but the suspicion is still very strong. After all, there are so many dead houses in the industry, and they all know Kashiwagi Yingri. This id has been used for almost ten years, and it must be a big man. .

No one believes that a well-known 18 writer in the industry is actually a girl.

"Hmph, that Golden Retriever and Xia Shizi must be very sour now." Wugeng Liuli seemed to be in a good mood, and the pace of walking in front was much lighter.

If he hadn't given them a copy, he might have been sore to death.

"You reminded me that I almost forgot, today is the release date of my new work..." Dongfang Bai suddenly realized that he was thinking about today's date yesterday, completely forgetting that today is also "Magic Girl Illya" release date.

"'~ That's what I said. I watched the new work last night. Although it is suspected of selling welfare, it is still very good as a rumor." Wugeng Liuli said to Dongfang Bai with a smile on his face.

"Hey, I remember that book has almost 200,000 words. Have you read it in one night? Staying up late is not good for your health." Dongfang Bai frowned slightly, although saying that the other party likes his things is very impressive Happy, but he would also be miserable if he stayed up late because of it.

"I didn't stay up late, I'll finish it soon..."