My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

And since it's inconvenient to move, just lie down obediently, Baga!

However, this is not the first time for Dongfang Bai to do this kind of thing. The demon (aeei) spirit was like this before, so he has a little more experience than before, so he won't be in a hurry.

"Just wait a moment. If you're bored, look at your phone." Dongfang Bai said with tears in his eyes, then quickly left the room to continue making lunch.

There is a special group chat on her line called "Gensokyo", the name is of course borrowed from Yakumo Bai's book "Oriental Porject", and there are only three people in this group chat including her.

Of course, there are only three people at the moment, and there will be an inexplicable increase in the future.

[Yamada Goblin: @Falling Saint Black Cat, hello? Is the black cat here, have you succeeded? 】

[Yamada Fairy: But that idiot didn't come back last night, so it shouldn't be a problem.]

The Yamada Fairy also asked about her news in the group at noon. Wugeng Liuli's face was slightly red, her hands were placed on the screen of the mobile phone, and she tapped the screen quickly, with an unimaginable speed.

[Falling Saint Black Cat: It's a success, I didn't expect it to be unexpected...]

[Yamada Fairy: Tsk tsk, 'accident'? As expected of a stealing cat, it's yours.]

[Megumi Kato: Hmm]

Kato Megumi, who suddenly popped up and sent a message, surprised Wugeng Ruri. Usually, it appeared very suddenly, so why did it appear so suddenly even when sending a message in the line group chat.

[Yamada Fairy: Woah? ! Why does Hui appear so suddenly every time, now that the black cat has succeeded, what is Hui's plan? 】

[Megumi Kato: Well, it should be fine to let it go.]

Even through the screen, you can feel the expression of Kato Megumi on the opposite side of the screen. She must be holding her index finger on her cheek, and said very light words with a thinking expression.

The three of you chatted on the line one by one, and the time passed quickly. Dongfang Bai walked into the room with the food, and after fixing the small table, he put the dishes on the table.

"Senior, there's no need to be so exaggerated, it's like I'm a seriously ill patient..." Wugeng Liuli frowned as she smiled, although it was nice to be gentle, but she still felt that it was too exaggerated. .

"Okay, open your mouth, ah~" Dongfang Bai smiled and began to feed Wugeng Liuli, she smiled helplessly, and honestly acted as a 'patient' to be taken care of.

"Speaking of seniors, I just saw the evaluation of your new work on the post bar, and it seems to be very good."

"Really?" Dongfang Bai glanced at the mobile phone Wugeng Liuli handed over. There are a lot of posts on the post bar, and they are refreshed every moment. After a whole night of fermentation, basically the readers have read it. volume One.

"Magic Girl Illya", before reading this work, basically all readers have been prepared for myocardial infarction, because here in Yakumobai, the two synergies of 'Illya' and 'Magical Girl' It's really scary to be together.

Whether it is the true fate or the rumor, Illya's final ending is rather miserable, and Yakumo Bai is the beginning and leader of the "Yakumo-style magical girl", and the magical girl he wrote also makes people bleed.

When these two things are combined, just looking at the title can give a stomach ache.

However, after the original work came out, it gave people a huge sense of contrast. However, the first volume of "Magic Girl Illya" did not have any bells and whistles, and was very "healing", perfectly highlighting Illya's cuteness and happy daily life.

[Deeply talking about "Magic Girl Illya", I said that when I saw this title, I had already gone to the hospital to register. I was afraid that half of the time I saw it, I would go straight to the hospital with cerebral congestion, but now I see Yakumo The teacher is like seeing a human-shaped candy machine]

[It's so sweet, it's so sweet, my veins are full of sugar, ah no, there are veins outside the sugar, Ilya Saigao]

[I never imagined that these two things would become like this when combined together. I only know that this time the Iliad Party really doesn’t have to go to the rooftops.

[Constipation has not been so cool for a year, I can't believe it is really a welfare direction, Mom, that old thief didn't lie to us].

Chapter 8 Yukinoshita's Birthday Dinner【For automatic subscription】

For a while, there was a lot of uproar in the post bar on the Internet, or on the forum and Twitter. The trend of comments at this time was absurdly different from the previous one.

In the past, "As long as you scold the old thief Yakumo, we are half-brothers." Now, "As long as you dare to scold Mr. Yakumo, I will tear it down for you." This kind of extreme change in wind direction.

Even those fans who usually like to joke about Dongfangbai's slow writing don't say it, they only know that "Illya is very cute" and "I feel very comfortable".

"These guys..." Dongfangbai's head is full of black lines, is the speed of turning his face really that fast? The aunt of the fish shop next door is not so fast to turn over the salted fish, and the front feet are still screaming to kidnap Yakumo Bai, now I can't wait to pick him up and kiss him.

"Pfft..." Wugeng Liuli felt quite amused when she saw Dongfang Bai's dark expression, and her eyes narrowed with a smile.

Just as the two were talking and laughing over lunch, suddenly Dongfang Bai froze. He took out the mobile phone in his pocket and made a call out of nowhere, and there was an embarrassing ringtone on the phone.

[There is wood with wifi, there is wood with wifi...]

"Senior, do you still use this kind of ringtone?"

"Don't get me wrong, I didn't tune it, tsk, I guess Xiaobu took advantage of me not paying attention..." Dongfang Bai's face was black as if he could drip ink, he quickly turned off the ring, then picked up the phone and connected directly, for fear Listen to it for a second and his ears will explode.

"Hello, who is that?"

"it's me."

There was a magnetic Chen Houyin from the other side of the phone. The voice was quite good, and it was very familiar, but when he just answered the phone, he didn't see who he was, so he just answered the phone, so he didn't know who he was. who is it.

"Stinky boy, I don't even know the old man anymore?" After hearing these words, Dongfang Bai finally remembered who this person was. Isn't that the cheap grandfather in the family, the old man who is disrespectful?

Every time he called him, there was nothing good. The last time he stuffed a Kasuga wild dome to him, this time he would not be looking for an excuse to send a 'sister' to him or something?

"Old man, what's the matter?"

"Good boy, I really don't even call grandpa anymore. Forget it, I have something to do with you today..." The old man Dongfang raised his brows on the opposite side of the phone. This kid is really getting more and more aggressive now, if he was gentle before polite child.

Maybe that guy from Dongfang Yan got the boy's rebellious mentality up. Dongfang Yuntao also understands that, after all, when he was Dongfang Bai's age, his character was much stronger than his personality. Compared with him, Dongfang Bai These are all good kids.

"Isn't there any distant cousins..." Dongfang Bai couldn't help but complain, where did his family come from so many distant cousins, and each one was more outrageous than the other, and they could be called 'relatives' across nearly ten generations of blood. outrageous.

"No, no, there is a banquet tonight, and many people from the upper class will go there. Although there is no branch of the Dongfang family in Neon, you can go there by the way."

"Banquet? Not going."

Dongfang Bai refused without even thinking about it. Just kidding, he doesn't have any affection for some upper-class people, not to mention that in his memory of this life, every time he goes to such a banquet, it is the focus of the crowd. .

And there will be a lot of people who don't know each other at all to try to get in touch with each other, which is quite troublesome.

"As expected, you don't like to participate in this kind of activity since you were a child." Dongfang Yuntao seemed to have long known that Dongfang Bai would answer this, and sighed helplessly.

"But this banquet was organized by Yukinoshita's family. It seems to be celebrating something...? Ah, it seems to be Xiaoxue Nao's birthday, right? Xiao Xuenao has a good relationship with you, and the invitation letter has been sent."

"Under the snow?"

The corner of Dongfang Bai's mouth twitched. He really didn't expect that it was actually a banquet from Yukinoshita's family. The most important thing was Xuenuo's birthday party. It was really bad for him not to go.

"Then I'll think about it." Dongfang Bai hung up the phone after he finished speaking. When he looked at Wugeng Liuli again, he found that the other party's brows were raised, and it seemed to be an interesting expression.

"Will Sawamura-san also go to that banquet?"

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"She should also go, but I still have to take care of you..." Before Dongfang could finish speaking, Wugeng Liuli's slender and fair index finger stuck out.

"It's not that exaggerated. In fact, it's all right at once. The goblin told me that you took too much care of her, and she had a headache. Besides, the senior had been with me for a whole day yesterday, and I will be with me again today. God, I'm already quite happy."

Wugeng Liuli looked helpless. People who often help with housework and cooking are quite healthy. Although it only hurts a little, it basically doesn't affect it.

"Then... let's do it." Dongfang Bai couldn't help laughing, he really didn't expect that he would be pushed out by the black cat.

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"By the way, senior, a suit should be worn at the banquet, right?" Wugeng Liuli seemed to have thought of something, and his wine-red pupils exuded a burst of excitement.

"Well, just dress a little more formal." Dongfang Bai smiled bitterly. He used to wear a formal dress to attend various banquets, and it was a luxurious dress that was tailor-made for every size.

Now that he is the only young master of the Dongfang family, of course he should pay attention to his face. He must not wear bad clothes.

"I want to see Lucifer dressed in dark armor!"

"What dark armor..." Dongfang Bai's face turned black, Wugeng Liuli's words had been automatically converted in his mind, 'dark armor' = 'black suit'.

Ding dong.

Just as the two were chatting, the doorbell suddenly rang. Dongfang Bai was about to get up when he suddenly thought of a very terrifying possibility.

"Liu Li, it can't be... Your parents are back, right?" Dongfang Bai looked a little embarrassed. If they were really the parents of the black cat, they would have understood the situation as soon as they came in and saw the situation.

"Shouldn't it be? They're supposed to be back in two or three days." Wugeng Liuli put a hand on her cheek, but she didn't make any conclusions. After all, everything has an accident. Did they come back early?

"Anyway... I'll open the door first!" Jiu.

Chapter 9 Unsettled waves have arisen again and again 【Seeking automatic subscription】

thump, thump, thump...

Dongfang Bai walked towards the gate step by step, and he could feel his heart beating faster with every step he took. In any case, this was also the first time he had met his girlfriend's parents in the true sense. It was absolutely impossible to say that he was not nervous. of.

Really or not, what should he do if he is really the parents of the black cat? What should he say in the first sentence, should he say 'How are you uncle and auntie'? But how would they react when they came in and saw a black cat like this.

hiss…

Dongfang Bai suddenly felt that his scalp began to numb and hurt, but he still took the risk of walking to the door step by step, his right hand trembled in the air, and slowly reached the door handle of the door.

Click.

The moment Dongfang Bai opened the door, dozens of things that he should have said at the first "zero one zero" meeting flashed in his mind, but the people he saw were completely beyond his expectations.

Pink, pink hair, maid? ? ? ?

What is going on with this dazzling pink? A girl with pale pink long hair comes into view. She has a beautiful face, beautiful and delicate, and a pair of unique pink pupils shimmering with light.

The most outrageous thing is that he was wearing a very formal black and white maid outfit, with a smile on his face, a small box in his hand, and a slight bow towards Dongfang Bai.

Wait, this person has a picture!

"Hello, are you my wife and miss from the barbecue shop?"

"Yes, she is also the protector of the Dongfang family...the maid, this time I'm here to deliver the dress to the young master." My wife Yuno bowed slightly to Dongfang Bai again, and quickly handed him the delicate black box in her hand.

"It's really bothering you..."

Dongfang Bai scratched his head embarrassedly. He didn't expect that they were not the parents of the black cat. He almost thought they were the parents of the black cat. swallowed.

Obviously he had prepared a lot of words, but it turned out that the person who came was not Wugeng Liuli's parents, which made Dongfang Bai feel powerless as if he had punched cotton, but at the same time he felt extremely relaxed.

I was so frightened, I almost thought I was going to see my parents...

"Then young master, this subordinate will leave first." My wife, Yunai, smiled at Dongfang Bai, held both sides of her maid's skirt with both hands, squatted down slightly, made a standard noble etiquette, and left quickly.

Dongfang Bai couldn't help but sighed in his heart, as expected of a maid of the Dongfang family, with such a high level of self-cultivation and etiquette, but is it really okay for her to walk on the street in such a maid outfit?

"Forget it." Dongfang Bai glanced at the small box in his hand and slowly closed the door.

This dress was definitely sent by the old man, and he should have said that he would just think about it, and he had not decided whether to go or not, but the old man actually sent him the dress directly.

Doesn't this mean that he will definitely go?

"Tsk, I've been put together." Dongfang Bai smacked his tongue a little unhappy. This habit was learned from a certain girl, and he got into this habit unknowingly. He looked at the dress in his hand for a while. Finally, he sighed helplessly.

It seems that there is no way out. He still has to go to this party. Otherwise, if Xiao Xuenai knew that Dongfang Bai had missed her appointment at her birthday party for no reason, she would be calm and indifferent on the surface, but she would not contact him after she was angry.

Ding Dong, just as he was about to turn back to the room, the doorbell rang suddenly again. He hesitated for a while and turned to open the door. It was estimated that the little maid had something else that he forgot to give him, such as an invitation letter or something.

Click.

"Eh? It's Oni-chan~"

"Really, why is Big Brother Bai at my house!?"

Hearing these two milky voices, Dongfang Bai's face froze. He slowly looked up from Wu Geng Hixiang and Wu Geng Zhuxi, only to see the faces of a middle-aged couple. Looking at himself in amazement.

shit, why? !

At this moment, Dongfang Bai only had this thought left in his mind. When it was not good, it was the time when he let down his guard the most. It was really the Wugeng couple who came back. His mind was blank now, and he couldn't say a word for a long time.

What a handsome boy! !

This is the most real thought of the Wugeng couple at this time. Their eyes are shining, and they are looking up and down at Dongfang Bai. …

Black hair and black eyes, slender body, fair skin without any traces of marks, the facial features are exuding a heroic and sassy temperament, and at the same time, the eyes exude a gentle aura that ordinary people can feel.

Damn, this is Liu Li's boyfriend! ?

Wugeng Liuli's mother opened her mouth, but she couldn't say a word for a long time. Her eyes seemed to be shining brightly. She looked at her father who was still in a daze.

"puff…!?"

Wugeng Liuli's father, Wuzheng, was instantly awake after being hit by this fatal elbow. Of course, he and his wife for so many years immediately understood each other's meaning, so he opened his mouth to him with enthusiasm.

"You are Liuli's boyfriend, come on, come in and sit down, why are you at our house today? Are you with Liuli? How long have the two of you been in a relationship?"

"Ah, yes."

His mind was originally blank, and the other party asked too many questions in one breath, so his mind couldn't turn around, so he was half-pushed by Wugeng Hyuga and Wugeng Zhuxi to the living room.

"Can I drink barley tea?"